Chapter 113: A World Where Only Right Ministers Are Injured

"Why is Prime Minister Zuo angry?" The right minister was angry when he saw the left minister, and asked gloatingly.

"Humph! Why do you knowingly ask? The left phase stopped and stared at the right phase with cold eyes.

"Oh?" The right minister's face was full of puzzlement, "How can the left minister say this?" ”

Before Zuo Xiang could open his mouth to shoot back, the old general not far away opened his mouth to persuade, "You two old things, the emperor hasn't spoken yet, but you quarreled first, and you are still the prime minister of our dynasty, how can you ...... this?"

"Huh!" Before the old general finished speaking, Zuo Xiang's mouthful of thick phlegm walked towards the old general's front door, "The two of us are talking, where is your turn to interject an old horseman?!" ”

The old general hurriedly got up and dodged to the side, but after all, it was already the age of the sixtieth year, even if he was the first person in the armed forces, he couldn't escape the ravages of the years, plus when he was young, he followed the emperor to fight everywhere, and his body was already much worse than before.

But after all, there is still a foundation, so the old general still easily dodged the thick phlegm, but the table can't be avoided.

Everyone looked at the thick phlegm clearly, drew a perfect parabola, and with a chirp, it fell on the old general's table.

The seats in the entire dining hall are sorted according to official positions, and the seat of the right minister is right next to the old general, so I look more carefully, looking at the thick phlegm on the old general's table, it is a burst of liver depression, especially the thick phlegm sticky, all yellow soup, indescribably disgusting.

"Wow! Angry old man! The old general also thought that he was a short-tempered person, he had been an official for decades, where had he been wronged like this, and he suddenly jumped up with his beard and glare, completely ignoring the friendship of his colleagues, and rushed towards the left with his sleeves rolled.

Seeing this on the right is simply very happy, this is a good time for dogs to eat dogs, this King Qi hooked up in front of Meng Ruoxi, and the old man on the left saw his daughter angry, and he was also angry! But it can also be seen from this that Meng Ruoxi is indeed the meat of that old guy's heart.

As soon as he took a sip of tea from the teacup, ready to enjoy it leisurely, he noticed a gaze staring at him, and suddenly held the teacup, and his body stiffened in place.

Don't think about it, you also know that the gaze is from the emperor, this is to calm down this turmoil! When I thought that I had to take the initiative to face Xia Wei's anger, I had a big head, but I couldn't pretend to be dumb, otherwise I would lose the emperor's face, and even complain, so I had to reluctantly stop Xia Wei.

"Old Xia! Old Xia! The right minister hurriedly got up and took the first step to stop the old general, "Lao Xia!" It's understandable that the left minister is like this, how about you just endure one or two? ”

"You get out of the way!" The old general was not afraid, and an ear scraper directly called out to the face of the right minister, "Grandma is a bear!" Be patient with yourself, Lao Tzu is not used to his stinky problem! ”

"You! You! You give the shaft! The right minister was knocked to the ground by the old general's Yiji ear scraper, and his cheeks swollen at a clearly visible speed, which shows how angry the old general is.

The right minister covered his cheeks in pain, where could he still care about his face, scolded angrily, and suddenly wailed.

"Your Majesty! Emperor! You have to call the shots for the old minister! The right minister snorted and cried, how miserable and miserable it was, "Your Majesty, look at this shaft, where is there still the demeanor of a general, the one who opens and closes his mouth is Lao Tzu, he doesn't put you in his eyes at all!" ”

The three old immortals fought with each other, and any of those ministers dared to mess around like them, but anyone who dared to do so had already been dragged down by the emperor to kill and feed the dogs!

Therefore, these ministers are hiding far away, afraid that it will affect themselves, they are all silently eating melons, and they can't help but sigh in their hearts, the speed at which the old fox on the right side changes his face is really visible.

"Humph!" The old general snorted coldly, "After all these years, the emperor still doesn't know Lao Tzu's temper?" Didn't you take the initiative to come here and find a beating?! Lao Tzu has lived for so many years, and he has never seen anyone looking for someone! ”

"You! You! You! The right minister pointed at the old general angrily, you have been for a long time, and you didn't come up in one breath, so you were so angry that you fainted.

"Humph!" Zuo Xiang snorted coldly, "Posture!" The dignified right minister can't even say that an old man who hasn't read a book! You'd better go back to the academy and go back to the stove again! ”

"Phew! You old thing! Who hasn't read a book? The old general was not happy when he heard this, "Don't think that after reading the sage books for a few years, you feel that you are superior to Lao Tzu!" I haven't settled accounts with you old thing! You still have the face to speak?! ”

"Yo-he!" Zuo Xiang was surprised, "You old bastard even know how to be superior, I didn't expect you to know how to read?!" ”

"That's it!" The old general heard Zuo Xiang's appreciation, stroked his beard, and looked proud, "It's still Zuo Xiang, you have a good eye, unlike some people, who have read sage books for a few years, and they don't even scold people!" You know the erection, the erection. After speaking, he looked at the right minister who was lying on the ground and died with disdain, with a look of disdain.

The melon-eating crowd below was speechless for a while, and they didn't know whether the old general was really stupid or fake, and they didn't even hear the ridicule of the left minister.

The emperor only felt that his current brain was in pain, and these old guys knew that they were now reusing them and were reluctant to treat their serious crimes, so they relied on their high position and power, splashing and rolling, they were simply scoundrels.

"That's it!" The emperor looked at the old general with a proud beard, rubbed his forehead painfully, and stopped their quarrel.

"You old thing, you're still a dignified general, why didn't you even hear the ridicule in Zuo Xiang's words?" The more the emperor spoke, the more angry he became, and he slapped the table heavily and scolded angrily: "Still discerning?!" I see you're a pig! A stupid can't be in a stupid stupid pig! ”

"It's not that bad!" The old general was reprimanded by the emperor, lowered his head and muttered quietly, "How can I say that I am also stronger than a pig!" A pig will not give birth to such a beautiful daughter to be your wife. ”

"What did you say?!" The emperor's eyes froze, "What?" Are you questioning me? ”

The old general shrunk his neck, not daring to speak. You are the emperor, I am a courtier, you are the biggest here, everything you say is right!

"Humph!" Seeing that the old general was no longer speechless, like a turtle with a shrunken head, the emperor snorted coldly, ignored him anymore, and looked at Zuo Xiang.

"And you! Left Phase! It's also troublesome, and now you are still angry in your heart?! ”

Zuo Xiang bowed and saluted, feeling that he wanted to speak, but was stopped by the emperor, "I know that you are still unwilling in your heart, but I have already agreed with them, and besides, children and grandchildren have their own children and grandchildren, why should you be so careful?" Let them do whatever they want. ”

"But ......" Zuo Xiang still wanted to open his mouth to justify, glanced at Meng Ruoxi, and saw that there was already a lot of noise here, her eyes were still on King Qi's body, and she didn't look here, so she couldn't help but sigh, and bowed helplessly to thank her.

Never mind! Let them be! As long as Meng Ruoxi is happy, I just hope that she will not go to the point of no return in the future.

Finally solved the two difficult characters, the emperor only felt tired, and looked weakly at the right minister who was pretending to be unconscious on the ground. "That's it! My right-hand minister, get up quickly! ”

When the right minister heard the emperor say this, he also knew that he couldn't pretend anymore, so he got up, knelt on the ground, covered his cheeks with one hand, and cried: "Your Majesty, look at the miserable appearance of the old minister, this is Hanfeng Temple, the birthday of the queen mother is approaching soon, the old minister is afraid that they are so decent and systematic, and he deliberately persuaded them kindly, how could he think that Xia Wei, the old horseman, would do it to the old minister without saying a word, how could he have a little comradeship in his heart?!" Please also ask the emperor to be the master of the old ministers! ”

"Ahem!" The emperor cleared his throat, and when he saw that the right minister said so miserably, he felt a little unbearable, and he didn't expect that his temper would be so big today, so he directly slapped the right minister.

Zuo Xiang did do a little too much, but it is understandable, it seems that he wants to let the imperial concubine discipline Yuntao, and he is still hooking up like this in front of him, and he doesn't know the inspection at all.

When he came back to his senses and looked at the swollen cheeks of the right minister, the emperor was also a little embarrassed, so he had to bite the bullet and said: "Right minister, your injury is important, so let's ask General Xia to send you to the imperial doctor to treat the injury first, as for how to deal with General Xia, let me think about it first!" ”

To tell the truth, his father-in-law, he is really not easy to deal with, his two concubines are not fuel-efficient lamps, if she knows that she will dispose of her father because of this matter, she will not think about peace these nights!

Seeing this, the right minister also knew that he couldn't get justice back for this matter, so he had to admit it, kowtowing with grievances and thanksgiving.

"That's it! All Aiqing should hurry up and eat! If it's cold, it won't taste good! These are the classic dishes of Hanfeng Temple, and the Queen Mother can't make a decision! ”

Everyone looked at the back of the old general and the right minister leaving one after another, and they all had a thought in their hearts, the two tigers must be injured when they fight, not to mention that a mighty lion appeared halfway, and it was already good if he didn't die! Really! Only the right phase is injured in this world!

And this is why when the imperial concubine came in, the whole hall was silent.

None of the people wanted to touch Zuo Xiang's moldy head, although Zuo Xiang was eating slowly, but the Venerable Master who was present could see that his anger had not dissipated, and the initiator of all this was the King of Qi and the two of them who were waiting for Xue Ruyue to eat.

The atmosphere of the whole hall has not changed because the queen mother helped the queen mother to come in, and it is still silent, and it is simply a pin drop.

The queen mother was surprised, and just waited for the queen mother to sit down, and talked to the emperor in a whisper.