Chapter 115: Carry out the greasy to the end
Chapter 115: Carry out the greasy to the end
Looking at Xue Ruyue's sudden arrogance, Bi Yuntao came back to his senses from his intoxicated state and smiled at her, "Lettuce is delicious, but compared to the drink I apologized for, which one do you prefer, Sister Xue?" ”
"How can these two be compared to each other, one is a liquid and the other is a solid?"
Bi Yuntao pointed to the empty lettuce plate and the happy water of the fat house and said: "One is your favorite food, and the other is the drink praised by the Queen Mother, and they do not conflict." And ......"
"And what?" Xue Ruyue saw that he was talking in general, and asked curiously.
Under the gaze of Meng Ruoxi's knife man, Bi Yuntao deliberately leaned closer to Xue Ruyue's side, and whispered, "You may not know that when the Queen Mother was young, she was also like Sister Xue, and she was also a rare beauty!" ”
"And the reason why there is this dish now is because the Queen Mother likes it, isn't it about to reach the Queen Mother's birthday, so the Emperor specially ordered that there will be this dish these days, just to make the Queen Mother happy."
"You see, not only do you have the same beauty as the Queen Mother when she was young, but you even have the same taste for food, and the Queen Mother is full of praise for my drinks. Comparing the two, the distance between you and the Queen Mother is only the recognition of my drink! ”
Bi Yuntao looked at her with a smile, "Sister Xue, this time you are talking about it, how about the drink I poured you?" ”
I originally wanted to say no against my will, but when I heard Bi Yuntao say this, it was impossible to say that it was not good to drink against my will, didn't this mean that the Queen Mother had no vision! I had to nod affirmatively and answer.
"It's not bad, although the taste is a little weird, but the sweet one is really good, no wonder the Queen Mother is full of praise."
"Humph!" Bi Yuntao puffed up his chest proudly, "Of course it's delicious!" I developed this myself. ”
"You developed it?" Xue Ruyue looked Bi Yuntao up and down suspiciously, and no matter how she looked at it, she didn't think that a Qi King with a mind full of women would develop such a delicious drink.
But seeing his very positive appearance, he wanted to praise his posture, and he had a little trust in his heart.
"It has to be me!" Bi Yuntao's proud tail was about to rise to the sky, "You may not know, in order to develop this drink, I am a playboy who does not learn and has no skills, but secretly I am a good man who is angry and strong, this drink, almost exhausted my wisdom, wasted I don't know how many brain cells, racked my brains for painstaking research, and just developed it a few days ago." ”
"Moreover, this drink is still a birthday gift I am going to give to the Queen Mother, just let Sister Xue taste it first, if you like it, I can give you some, as the so-called good horse with a good saddle, good wine with a beauty!" Although this drink is not a fine wine, it can also be regarded as a match for Sister Shangxue! ”
"It's obviously flowers and beauties, and swords for heroes!" Xue Ruyue rolled her eyes helplessly, "I'm embarrassed to say that this drink was developed by you, can't you read more books?" ”
"Hahaha!" Bi Yuntao suddenly laughed.
"Huh?" Xue Ruyue saw him suddenly laughing, and felt a little unhappy, "What are you laughing at?" What's so funny? I didn't say anything funny! ”
"I'm sorry! Sister Snow. Bi Yuntao stopped laughing and said to her apologetically: "I'm not laughing at you, this is a mistake in your words." ”
"Huh?" Xue Ruyue thought back to what she said just now, but she couldn't figure out what she said wrong, "Tell me!" What the hell am I saying wrong?! I don't believe it yet! You are a disciple who doesn't know how to learn, and you can be more knowledgeable than me! ”
"Hey, hey!" Bi Yuntao smiled meaningfully, "Then you can taste it, am I right?!" ”
"Listen up!"
This sentence should be a wonderful love for a beautiful woman, and a good story will be passed down through the ages! Ru Yue and Yuntao are born as a couple! ”
"You! You're a disciple! Xue Ruyue, who listened attentively, didn't expect him to make fun of himself, and he said it so explicitly, as soon as this limerick was spoken, it was simply said that the woman who the king fancied could not escape the palm of the king's hand.
Xue Ruyue was suddenly teased by him, and she blushed, and pinched him angrily, "Teasing me again!" Every time you're like this, you know that if you take advantage of me, can't you talk to me well?! ”
Xue Ruyue, who was teased by Bi Yuntao, had a red face, and after pinching Bi Yuntao, she felt that their movements were intimate
It was like flirting and scolding between lovers, and there was a feeling of weakness in my heart, seeing Bi Yuntao's painful grinning, I didn't notice the small movements between them that seemed to be a couple, and I was suddenly relieved, but there was a trace of loss in my heart.
When the afterglow of his eyes crossed the eldest prince, he saw that the position of the eldest prince was already empty, and he didn't know why, but he was not disappointed in his heart, but he was extremely happy.
"I really can't understand how you can say such embarrassing things with an expressionless face, without blushing and without a heartbeat." Xue Ruyue continued to complain.
"No way! Who gave me a strange disease! Bi Yuntao rubbed his waist painfully, and said in a low tone: "This strange disease of mine is incurable!" ”
"You! You look so good, how can you ......" Xue Ruyue didn't look like she was joking with herself when she heard his tone, and looked at him in disbelief, "Then what kind of disease do you have?" How can there be no cure? ”
"Then let me tell you, you can't tell others, especially Meng Ruoxi, do you know?" Bi Yuntao cautiously looked towards Meng Ruoxi, and saw that her seat was already empty, only Meng Ruolang was sitting there with his teeth raised.
Bi Yuntao felt a sour feeling in his heart, he really couldn't understand where Han Wuyong was better than himself?
Isn't he just more handsome than himself, more money than himself, taller than himself, more books than himself, higher education than himself, and more famous than himself...... What is he better than himself?!
I really can't understand why Meng Ruoxi is so close to him, looking at her performance, she still has her own in her heart, but why didn't she come to explain it to herself?
Xue Ruyue rolled her eyes speechlessly, "I have already offended Miss Meng, can you think that I and Miss Dream will sit down to drink tea and discuss things calmly?" And it's about you! ”
"I'm not afraid of 10,000, I'm afraid of what if, what if you all become my princess of Qi and become sisters in the future?!"
"It's daytime, please wake up!" Meng Ruoxi rolled his eyes speechlessly, he still wanted to sit and enjoy the blessings of Qi people? Although his title has the word Qi in it, but wanting to hug left and right is simply a pipe dream, with the appearance and family of the two of them, if anyone can get the favor of one of the two of them, it must already be regarded as a high incense burned in the house, and he still wants to include both of them in his mansion? ! He's so beautiful!
"Are you going to say it or not?" Meng Ruoxi said angrily, "If you don't say it, I'll leave!" If you hadn't told me on the road that you wanted me to perform with you, you thought I would be willing to play with you, an annoying guy?! ”
"Then I'll say it!"
"Say it!" Xue Ruyue nodded.
"Come here!" As he spoke, Bi Yuntao leaned over to Xue Ruyue's ear.
Xue Ruyue hurriedly dodged, "Just say that!" God mysterious! Just say no, and no one will eavesdrop! ”
She either flirted with Bi Yuntao, or enjoyed the food, and she didn't notice it until now, although many people in the house had left after lunch, but there was no shortage of curious people in this world, just like the queen mother and the imperial concubine who were silently eating melons not far away, of course, although the emperor and the queen mother were still talking, but the ears of the two of them had already been pricked up.
Bi Yuntao was helpless, he had already discovered the four people who were peeking, he didn't want them to hear it, but when he saw Xue Ruyue saying this, since his arms couldn't twist his thighs, he had no choice but to follow her wishes.
"Actually! My sick ......" Bi Yuntao's voice became smaller and smaller, and Xue Ruyue gradually couldn't hear clearly, moved her body lightly, and leaned towards him.
Bi Yuntao saw her take the bait, and his voice was a little louder, "I have this strange disease, I have taken a lot of medicine, but I can't cure the moment when I met you, my heart stopped!" There is a good saying, you are my medicine, and it will work in one go! ”
"Poof! Ahem! The imperial concubine who eavesdropped was also hung by Bi Yuntao, and was listening intently, just feeling a little dry, so she took a sip of tea and moistened her throat, but the moment she entered her throat, she heard the earthy love words that made people feel greasy, and she didn't hold back, and all of them squirted out.
"Yikes!" Xue Ruyue thought that his previous complaints would make him restrain himself, but he didn't know that he had to make inches, and what he said was even more numb than just now. I didn't expect that someone was really eavesdropping, and the person who eavesdropped was the imperial concubine!
"You disciple! What a shame! In front of the public, being molested like this, and being molested several times in a row, Xue Ruyue covered her pretty face with a flushed face, and ran out of the dining hall as if she was running away.
"Sister Xue, you slow down!" Seeing Xue Ruyue running away quickly like a little white rabbit, before Bi Yuntao could stand firmly, he could only see her back disappearing at the door.
Bi Yuntao looked at the empty doorway, speechless for a while, and didn't know if he forgot to look at the yellow calendar today, every time he was on the rise, he would find someone eavesdropping.
You say that you eat melons, you eat melons, it's not quiet at all, it's startled, it makes you feel like you're the heroine, and you keep brushing your sense of existence.
Okay, this time, the melon that was just stolen was caught by someone, and it was not covered with heat, and it was directly crushed. In the future, I and Xue Ruyue's melon, see how you still eat it!
Bi Yuntao looked back at the imperial concubine who was evasive in his eyes, shook his head helplessly, ignored the wonderful expressions on the faces of everyone present, and walked out of the hall step by step.