Chapter 122: Why It's Always Me Who Gets Hurt?

The swollen right minister lay on the bed in pain, and kept cursing to the old general Xia Wei who was cross-legged on the side, "Okay, you old man Xia, the old man kindly stepped forward to say peace, you old man is good, not only did not appreciate it, but also beat the old man, fortunately the old man is in good health, otherwise he will be killed by you, the old man!" At that time, the old man will not believe that the queen mother can still protect you! ”

"Cut!" Old General Xia pursed his lips disdainfully, "Just your old thing's body is like a bean sprout, and you are embarrassed to say that you are in good health?!" Look at the sad look of your new concubine, I'm afraid it's not every night that you want to be dissatisfied! If this is an old man, he would have hugged his grandson a long time ago, and he would go to the temple to burn incense and worship the Buddha at every turn? ”

"You old puppet! You're not satisfied! Your whole family is dissatisfied! ”

Even a man can't stand this kind of insult, not to mention that the old general Xia Wei is insult and ridicule, which makes the right minister feel that something in his chest is blocked in a panic, and he has been stuck in the middle of his throat, and he can't go up, he can't go down, and he almost didn't come up in one breath.

"Humph!" Seeing that the right minister was angry and ruined, General Xia was not angry, snorted from his nose, ignored him, and continued to drink tea honestly.

Seeing Xia Wei as if he was nothing, the right minister wanted to jump up and step forward to beat him, but he had an opponent who was not his at all, so he had to turn over and face him with his buttocks, secretly sulking.

Seeing that the right minister was like this, Old General Xia raised his eyebrows, "Who are you old guy pouting for?!" ”

"It's vulgar! This is the old man's room, the old man can do whatever he wants, if you don't want to stay here, get out of here! ”

"Hey! Lao Tzu is so grumpy! What an angry old man! "Shi Ke can't bear it, General Xia Lao rolled his arms and sleeves, threw down the teacup and grabbed the neck of the right minister.

"Xia Ji! What are you doing? "The right minister didn't expect Xia Wei to dare to be so presumptuous and do it to himself!

"What?! Of course I'm you! General Xia's face was horizontal, and he was also angry, and he didn't find that his words were easy to cause misunderstanding!

"Xia Ji! You dare to move the old man to try it! The old man must go to your majesty to see you! The right minister also roared loudly, and he grabbed his neck, he was already a little out of breath, his face was flushed, and his anger surged, and a pair of old faces swelled like pig's liver.

"Huh! Try it! Old stuff! Do you really think Lao Tzu won't dare to touch you?! As he spoke, he raised his slap and slapped it towards the right.

A powerless reader, was grabbed by the neck of a person with a big five or three thick, full of meat, and this person threatened to beat you, saying that it was a lie not to be afraid, this is also the right phase, perennial high position, and can maintain calm, if it were other readers, he would have been scared to pee his pants.

Don't look at the right phase looks calm, in fact, the heart has long been scared suddenly, although he knows that Xia Wei, the old horseman, is deliberately intimidating himself and making himself happy, but he is still a little scared and turns his head and closes his eyes.

Just when General Xia's slap was about to make intimate contact with the cheek of the right minister, he only listened to "Dangchang!" A sound alarmed the two of them, General Xia's slap was just right, and he hit the right prime minister's face impartially, looking like General Xia was caressing the right prime minister affectionately.

"The old man didn't see anything! You guys go on, go on! After the person finished speaking, he didn't care about the food box that fell on the ground, and he slammed the door without thinking, and disappeared as if he had escaped.

I was most afraid that the air would suddenly be quiet, and the two of them didn't feel anything, but they couldn't stand being misunderstood, and misinterpreted the meaning, and the people came to make a sound, just so that the two of them found the clues between each other, and the two looked at each other together, only then did they find their strange posture.

At this time, the situation is that General Xia Lao came to him with the neck of the right minister, and his right hand caressed the right minister's cheek cordially, and with the previous dialogue between General Xia and the right minister, it is difficult not to make people think crookedly, what is even more terrifying is that the right phase lying on the bed is like a girl who has just fallen in love, and the shy Ren Qinglang strokes his cheek with his eyes closed, and the old general Xia who is standing at the head of the bed is even more affectionate and caress the right phase, stroking affectionately.

The whole scene is as disgusting as it gets, and the people who come run to their own rooms, see that no one is chasing them, and they can't stop vomiting by the tree.

He hadn't eaten much at lunch, knowing that the two of them hadn't eaten either, he was thinking of taking some food and wanting to talk to the two of them, but who would have thought that as soon as he pushed the door, he saw a disgusting picture with his own eyes, and his stomach twitched.

I finally stopped vomiting, but as soon as I closed my eyes, it was that disgusting picture, and suddenly my stomach was tumbling again, and I retched.

After all, General Xia Lao is a person who practices martial arts, and his reaction ability is a few points faster than that of the right phase, so he was the first to react, and pushed the right phase away in disgust.

"Phew! What a bad luck! General Xia's stomach was filled with disgust, and he wiped his palms on his clothes in disgust.

"Bad luck your grandma's legs!" The right minister was suddenly pushed to the bed by General Xia, and he didn't have time to care about the knowledge of any scholar, so he burst into a foul mouth, "You old horseman don't hurry up and chase after you!" was misunderstood by the old dog of Zuo Xiang, he will definitely not give up this opportunity to fall into the ground, and will inevitably slander and slander us in front of the civil and military officials, and then the two of us will really have a hard time talking! ”

General Xia also woke up from a dream, and he also knew what was at stake, so he hurriedly rushed out of the room and chased after Zuo Xiang.

"Left Phase! You old dog who kills a thousand knives, stop for Lao Tzu! ”

Zuo Xiang was retching with the big tree, and finally his stomach felt a lot more comfortable, so he wiped his mouth, weakly stood up with the trunk of the tree, and prepared to go back to the room.

"Fools don't run! Don't chase after you, old dog! ”

Zuo Xiang fled into his room, closed the door, and replied to General Xia, who was standing in front of the door and roaring.

"I really didn't expect that the dignified founding general would do something reluctant!"

Zuo Xiang was choked by King Qi before, and now he doesn't care how things will go, since they dare to do it and are discovered by themselves, then it is not an exaggeration to shout out and let the whole temple know about it.

"Wow! You old dog! You don't want to spew blood! Make it up! Export slander us! I didn't do anything with the right side! But a dignified relationship! Listening to Zuo Xiang's slander, General Xia blurted out without thinking.

It's okay not to explain, the more you explain, the more chaotic it becomes, these words just let the right minister who caught up with his cheeks hear, and a mouthful of old blood gushed out of his mouth.

The right minister is also a ruthless person, gritted his teeth and swallowed hard, gasped for a little bit, felt a little better, and then scolded hatefully: "You dream old dog, don't shout if you don't understand!" What is the matter, it is clear that the old man Xia is following the instructions of the saint and taking care of the old man! ”

"Yo Yo Yo!" Zuo Xiang slowly mocked, "How dare you involve the saint?!" The picture that the old man saw was not what you old man Xu said! Do you have to tell the old man what he saw disgusting?! ”

"If you have the ability, you dream old dog, just tell what you see!" General Xia has been fighting horses for half his life, and he has not been threatened by anyone on the battlefield, he has always been the only one who threatens others, where is anyone who dares to threaten him!

"Lao Tzu's body is not afraid of shadows, Lao Tzu wants to see, what flowers can you say!"

When the right minister saw Xia Wei speak, he knew that it was not good at this time, and sure enough, as he thought, things had reached the point of no return, and he didn't even have the idea of being angry now, Xia Wei, an old horseman, had no brains at all, how did he kill all sides on the field, and there was no opponent? !

"You stupid pig!" The right minister scolded angrily, and was going to go back to the room, he didn't want to be embarrassed here, and now there are many good people looking here.

"Huh! Why are you old Xu scolding Lao Tzu?! Isn't that right?! We didn't do anything in the first place! ”

Right Xiangli ignored him, and walked towards the room without looking back, but when he took a step, he was grabbed by General Xia, "You old thing, don't want to leave, listen to the old dog with Lao Tzu!" ”

Zuo Xiang hid behind the window and saw this scene, and he was so happy in his heart, and Bi Yuntao's resentment before also disappeared.

"The old man just said, that picture is extremely disgusting when I think about it now, one is lying on the bed and wants to refuse and welcome, the other is standing by the bed with affection, you two old things are family people, it's really shameless! actually did such an unseemly deed without hiding from his wife and concubines and children! ”

"Gross!" As soon as Zuo Xiang finished speaking, the imperial concubine who was watching the play on the side bent over and retched under Xiaolan's support.

The right prime minister was full of embarrassment, he was grabbed by the old man Xia, and the old man Xia had no intention of letting go at all, and he was also knocked out of his own troubles, looking at the retching imperial concubine, with a look of lovelessness.

For some reason, the right prime minister couldn't help but think of a sheep in his mind, and there was a disgusting piece of poop on the top of his head, and when it was caught, he shouted helplessly, why is it always me who is hurt every time!

General Xia didn't expect that several of their old guys were quarrelling, and a fourth person dared to intervene, and he was suddenly angry, and while he was about to scold, he also glared at the source of the voice, but when he saw that it was the imperial concubine, the voice that had not yet been spoken was suffocated in his throat.

General Xia Lao is a hob meat, he even dares to scold the emperor when he is angry, naturally he is not afraid of the imperial concubine, even if he is bumped into such an embarrassing side, he is cheeky to ask the imperial concubine for peace.

General Xia is an old hob meat, if someone really provokes him, he even dares to scold the emperor, and naturally he is not afraid of the imperial concubine, even if he is bumped into such an embarrassing side, he is cheeky to ask the imperial concubine for peace.

"The old minister meets the concubine!" Seeing that the imperial concubine was still retching, he glared at Xiaolan who was taking care of her, "You dog minion, the concubine is in poor health, and you let the concubine come out, why don't you hurry up and help the concubine back to the room?!" ”

The imperial concubine retched a few times, and finally eased up a little, "Thank you for General Xia's concern, this palace is going to King Qi, let's leave!" Go ahead! The main palace will not bother! ”

As he spoke, he pulled Xiaolan towards King Qi's room in a panic.

"Huh! Don't ...... the concubine, "Before the right minister finished speaking, the imperial concubine was gone."