Chapter 164: A Misunderstanding Caused by a Pot of Water
Chapter 164: A misunderstanding caused by a pot of water
Bi Yuntao didn't know what she was doing, so he picked up the big black cauldron that was boiling hot, walked to the hole and splashed it out, spilling all the boiling hot water in the pot.
Last night, because I used the water in the pot to wipe the sweat for Xue Ruyue, the water in the pot was full of bacteria, and I happened to cook now, so I boiled the water to disinfect it.
"You, why did you pour all the water!" Xue Ruyue was eating pistachios while watching his behavior, full of confusion.
"You wiped your sweat last night! Do you want to use this water to cook and eat? Bi Yuntao put the big black cauldron on the stand on the side, and answered Xue Ruyue's question absentmindedly, "I don't mind, anyway, there is a water called Scarlett's bath water." ”
"I don't want it!" Xue Ruyue shook her head, listening to the name of a woman she had never heard before, she looked at him suspiciously, and asked the doubt in her heart, "Who is Scarlett?" Have you ever drunk her bathwater? ”
At the same time, her face was full of disgust, and her stomach was nauseated, and she was not even interested in the sweet pistachios she was allowed to eat in her hand.
"You're disgusting! The bath water is so dirty, you can drink it! After speaking, Xue Ruyue trembled all over, and moved behind her with a disgusted expression. I didn't expect him to have such a hobby! Drinking the bath water used by a woman!
"Forehead ......" Bi Yuntao was full of black lines, stopped the movements in his hand, and was talking nonsense! Make yourself look like an idiot!
"I haven't drunk it!" Turning her head, she saw Xue Ruyue's disgusted face, and her body moved behind her without a trace, knowing that she had misunderstood herself, she hurriedly explained.
"I really haven't drunk it! Scarlett is a female star! She also looks as outstanding and beautiful as Sister Xue. The picture of her coming out of the water has made countless men fall for it, so there is Scarlett's bath water! ”
"What is a star?" With Bi Yuntao's explanation, Xue Ruyue was even more confused, "Taking a bath in front of a man is even worse than a Qinglou woman!" What a shame! ”
"And! Why do you know too? Xue Ruyue's eyes gradually became cold, and she stared at him with unkindness.
WTF! Bi Yuntao couldn't wait to slap himself, the more he explained, the more chaotic it became.
"The star is ......" Bi Yuntao was so anxious that he was sweating profusely, how to explain this! There is simply no such profession in this day and age!
"What is a star?" Seeing Bi Yuntao's hesitation, Xue Ruyue's eyes became more and more unkind, and even the body that was shrinking back because of disgust just now moved in the direction of Bi Yuntao.
"The star is ...... The star is ......" Just when Bi Yuntao was anxiously trying to break his head, a light suddenly flashed in his mind, and he hurriedly explained to Xue Ruyue: "Stars are actually singing!" ”
"This is a saying circulating in my mother's hometown! You can't be forgiven for not hearing about it! ”
"Oh! Singing! Xue Ruyue said in a strange manner, with an unusual meaning in her tone, "A drama is still so silent, it seems that it does look a little beautiful!" It made His Royal Highness King Qi unforgettable! Xue Ruyue looked at Bi Yuntao, who was hesitant, and suddenly the atmosphere in the cave became intriguing. It seems that His Royal Highness King Qi is also her frequent guest! Otherwise, how could I have seen her in the shower? ”
"Flutter! Hahaha! Bi Yuntao heard the full vinegar in her tone, and immediately laughed happily.
"What are you laughing at?" Xue Ruyue was stunned by his sudden laughter, and asked in a daze.
"Sister Xue, you are like a husband who went out and was caught red-handed by his beloved wife!" Bi Yuntao winked at her and hugged her shoulders with an ambiguous expression, "I know that an excellent man like me is a golden beetle son-in-law in the eyes of you women, and they are all vying to marry me!" ”
"But Sister Xue, you don't have to be like this, if you want to marry me, just say it, don't beat around the bush. We've had skin-to-skin relationships for a long time, even more than once, and now we've shared a bed. As long as you say it, I will naturally marry you in a sedan chair! ”
"Bi Yuntao! Die for me! The more Xue Ruyue listened, the more angry she became, and her body was even more angry and shook into chaff, angrily threw herself at him, threw him to the ground, reached out and grabbed the pillow on the side, riding on him and whipping his body wildly.
"I'll kill you! Shoot you! You shameless fellow! It's rare for a ghost to marry you! ”
"Hahaha!" Bi Yuntao let her beat, "Let's fight!" The harder you work, the better! Although she had a lot of strength to beat herself, Bi Yuntao's heart was still very happy, and she didn't forget to say the words that made her block.
"Hitting is kissing, scolding is love! Love to the extreme, kick with your feet! The harder you push, the more you like me! ”
"Bi Yuntao!" Seeing his unrepentant look, Xue Ruyue was almost angry now, screaming angrily.
Xue Ruyue is so angry in her heart now! Throwing down the pillow, baring his teeth and biting fiercely at his shoulder.
"Are you still smiling?" Xue Ruyue's slurred voice came into Bi Yuntao's ears, and the strength on her mouth increased a little more.
"Shhh Bi Yuntao took a cold breath, the sudden pain made Bi Yuntao's face twist into a ball, and he grinned and hurriedly begged for mercy, "Sister Xue, let go quickly, it hurts too much!" I said the wrong thing, you have a lot of them, so spare me this time! ”
Listening to Bi Yuntao's plea for mercy, Xue Ruyue let go of her mouth like a relieved sigh, straightened up and looked at him condescendingly, the corners of her mouth outlined a trace of arc, a victor's posture.
But as soon as she sat up, she suddenly felt that something was wrong, and she was being pushed against an extremely hard stick-like object under her buttocks, and even jumped and jumped.
Xue Ruyue had a short circuit in her brain for a while, and she didn't understand what it was, and even moved her body to rub it on it.
"Yes!" The wonderful taste made Bi Yuntao's mind blank, and he couldn't help moaning, stretched out his hands to pinch her waist, and didn't let her move, "Sister Xue, don't move around!" You're moving, and I can't hold it! ”
"Ahh Listening to his foul language, no matter how short circuited Xue Ruyue's head, she now knows what it is, with a terrible scream, tears coming out of her eyes, turning into the quilt in shame, and scolding angrily, "You bastard!" Shameless! You beast! ”
The more Xue Ruyue scolded, the more sad she became, and finally couldn't help whimpering, it was simply sad for the listener, and the cry for the listener, "Woo woo!" ”
Bi Yuntao gasped, held back the charm in his heart, didn't let himself think about the refreshing taste just now, gently comforted Xue Ruyue, who was crying under the quilt, and said softly, "Sister Xue, don't be sad, we not only hugged and kissed, but even slept together just now, I will definitely be responsible for you, after we go back, I will go to the matchmaker to go to your house to propose marriage, and let people prepare eight sedan chairs to marry you." ”
"Get out! Woooooo Xue Ruyue's grief-stricken voice came from the quilt, "I won't marry you even if I die!" I will repay you twice as much for the humiliation you have brought me today! ”
Xue Ruyue's desperate voice was like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, making Bi Yuntao's soothing arm stiffen, and his eyes suddenly gloomy, and he withdrew his arm in a daze and sat in place.
"Hey!" After being speechless for a long time, listening to Xue Ruyue's still crying voice, Bi Yuntao sighed, cleaned up his mood, and began to cook lunch for Xue Ruyue that they were about to separate.
"Let's go!" A crystal teardrop fell on the back of Bi Yuntao's hand cutting vegetables.
Reaching out to wipe away the uncontrollable tears dripping from the corners of her eyes, she endured the pain in her heart and cut the lettuce she liked to eat one after another.
Each of his knives was very slow, and as each knife fell, it was like a painful and unforgettable blood mark on his heart, one after another, dripping with blood and pain.
The lettuce was put into the pan, making a sizzling sound in the hot oil, and as he stir-fried, his heart was also tormented in the oil pan like lettuce in the oil pot.
The salt sprinkled into the pot was like a sprinkle on his blood-drenched heart, and the pain was so painful that he couldn't breathe.
"Whew!" Bi Yuntao gasped, he couldn't see the situation in the pot clearly, tears had already soaked his eyes unconsciously, blurring his eyes, no matter how he wiped it, sad tears would still keep pouring out, instantly filling his eyes.
At this time, Xue Ruyue had already stopped crying, and the smell of the food stimulated her hunger, and she couldn't help but swallow the saliva that was secreted quickly, and her head came out of the quilt.
Seeing Bi Yuntao's tall back standing in front of the pot and constantly stirring, his resolute and upright posture at the blessing ceremony unconsciously appeared in his mind, and when he thought of what he had done just now, he couldn't help but fall into deep self-blame.
The dignified seven-foot man is willing to go down to the kitchen for a woman and let her beat and scold, is he going too far?
Hearing his gasp with a little crying, and seeing him wipe his face with one hand continuously, thinking of the vicious words he had spoken to him in a hurry just now, he blamed himself and couldn't bear it.
Although he is full of flowers and likes to tease himself, he is a man who is willing to rush over to save him at a critical moment regardless of the danger to his life.
But just now he treated himself like that, and he just did it, and even ...... even practiced himself lightly like that, and treated herself like a woman in a green building.
This is about his chastity, and he must not forgive him, but he is really good to himself, what should he do?
The various thoughts in her mind made Xue Ruyue fall into a tangle, biting her red lips and not knowing how to face Bi Yuntao.