Chapter 184 Pot Lid and Pig Killing Knife

"Ahh Ahh Bi Yuntao, who was asleep, felt a burst of urgency to urinate, and before Bi Yuntao opened his eyes, he sneezed out a few times.

Bi Yuntao shrank down and shivered, the room was so cold that he didn't want to get up to put the water at all, he pulled the folded futon on the side and covered it on his body in a daze, and muttered in his mouth, "Xiao Lanlan, don't grab the quilt!" ”

muttered, and unconsciously groped back and forth around his body with his hands, but after touching back and forth for a long time, he found that there was no one around him, and suddenly opened his confused eyes, sat up and checked the situation.

As soon as Bi Yuntao sat up, where was Xiaolan's figure beside him, even the quilt was pulled by himself just now.

A splitting headache hit, Bi Yuntao covered his forehead painfully, thinking about last night's events, he remembered that he came out of the thatched house yesterday and saw Xiaolan's girl sneakily coming out of the kitchen, struggling to carry a basket in her hand, and the discerning person knew at a glance that she was stealing food in the kitchen.

Seeing Xiaolan herself, she couldn't help but want to tease, especially the shy expression on her face, which made her a little excited.

"Whoa, whoa!" Bi Yuntao sighed with endless aftertaste, as if he was recalling the sweetness of Xiaolanxiang's lips that remained between his lips and teeth.

"Damn! At that time, it seemed that I was on top, and I forgot all about the taste! Bi Yuntao smacked his mouth twice, after a night, there was still a little fragrance between Xiaolan's lips and teeth in his mouth, only the smell of last night's wine remained in his mouth.

"No, how can you just take advantage of me?!" Bi Yuntao said fiercely, "I have to take advantage of it anyway." ”

"Ahh Thinking of this, Bi Yuntao couldn't take care of his shivering body, didn't say a word, and while sneezing, he put on his clothes and ran towards Xiaolan's room.

"Gollum!" Qiu Zhu, who was asleep, was woken up by the wailing of his stomach, sat up and looked at Xiaolan, who was sleeping sweetly on the side, pouting and rubbing his hungry stomach aggrievedly, "Starve me to death!" ”

Dressed lightly, turned his head to look at Xiaolan, who was still asleep, tiptoed open the door like a thief, saw that there was no one around, and looked for the direction and disappeared.

"Lalala!" Bi Yuntao lifted his pants and whistled comfortably out of the thatched house, "It's so comfortable, there is nothing more exciting than putting out the water in the early morning and returning to bed with a delicate little beauty in his arms to do morning luck." ”

Thinking of touching Xiaolan's boudoir, burrowing into her bed, feeling her slippery skin and the little pigeon in one hand, Bi Yuntao's little brother raised his head unwillingly and agreed with his idea.

"Lalala!" Bi Yuntao continued to whistle in his mouth, but his hands were teasing his little brother in his pants, making him restrain his hideous appearance with his teeth and claws, don't be too public, if you frighten the white and tender little lamb for a while, it will not be good.

"Dangchang!" The sound of an object falling to the ground came into Bi Yuntao's ears, and Bi Yuntao, who was in close contact with his little brother, stiffened. The thief quickly withdrew his hand and looked towards the source of the sound.

But what greeted me was empty, and the source of the sound happened to be the kitchen.

Looking at the kitchen, Bi Yuntao fell into deep thought, at this time, the servants and the maids are still sleeping, so who will it be? Could it be Xiaolan? Thinking that Xiaolan sneakily came out of the kitchen last night, her eyes rolled and she tiptoed towards the kitchen.

Qiu Zhu hurriedly picked up the spatula that fell on the ground, looked out from the crack in the door with a thief heart, and saw that no one had found it, so he breathed a sigh of relief and continued to rummage for food.

"This huge Qi Palace's Mansion is also poor!" Qiuzhu searched for a long time, but found nothing to eat except for various seasonings, rice noodles, diesel and a few green onions.

"This kitchen is so clean, cleaner than my face!" Qiu Zhu stood in front of the cabinet on the side, rummaging and muttering, "I can't complain that Sister Lan doesn't have any gold and silver jewelry, and the Qi Wangfu is really poor!" ”

But where is there any food in the cabinet that can be eaten except pots and pans?!

"Gollum!" Hearing that his stomach protested again, Qiu Zhu scratched his head with his fingers depressedly, so he had to take the green onion he found just now and dip it in the sauce and gnaw it, and continued to rummage while gnawing.

"Little Lanlan! I'll see where you're running this time! Bi Yuntao sneaked up behind Qiu Zhu, pounced hard, and hugged Qiu Zhu from behind and put his hands up and down, "Let me catch it this time!" See what you have to say! I'm going to 'punish' you this time! ”

"Ahh How could Qiu Zhu, who was gnawing on green onions, expect that he would suffer so lightly, and shouted at the top of his voice, "Ah! Someone! There are flower thieves! ”

The green onion in his hand stopped gnawing, and he whipped the flower thief behind him.

"it!" Qiu Zhu's voice came into Bi Yuntao's ears, and Bi Yuntao was immediately stunned. Touched the wrong person! This woman is not Xiaolan, so who is this woman? The sound is a little familiar, as if I've heard it somewhere!

"Where did the flower thief come from, dare to break into the palace!" Qiu Zhu grabbed the green onion and slapped Bi Yuntao angrily, "You villain, hurry up and let go of the old lady!" ”

"I didn't mean to! I recognized the wrong person! Bi Yuntao immediately let go, holding his head and dodging, "Don't fight!" A mouthful of green onions! ”

"You're the one who hit you!" Qiu Zhu threw down the split green onions, picked up the pig-killing knife and slashed at Bi Yuntao.

"Keep people under the knife!" At this time, Bi Yuntao broke out in a cold sweat. Fortunately, he would have taken the white blade empty-handed, otherwise he would have been hacked to death in his own home.

"It's you!" The two looked at each other and spoke in unison.

"Ahh You're a villain! Qiu Zhu roared angrily, raised his foot and kicked Bi Yuntao, and raised the pig-killing knife in his hand again to slash at Bi Yuntao, "The old lady will avenge the new and old hatreds together, and I will clean up you today!" ”

"Me! I'll you! Bi Yuntao shouted in panic, seeing that the pig-killing knife in her hand had been raised high, she grabbed the jar on the side and smashed it out in a hurry.

Qiu Zhu turned his head to dodge the smashed jar, and the pig-killing knife in his hand slashed down with a terrifying sound.

"Dang!" The sound of a knife clashing on wood rang out.

Bi Yuntao looked at the blade that cut through the lid of the pot and emerged from the middle of the lid in a cold sweat, fortunately, the lid of the pot was sturdy and brave to savior, otherwise he would have become the soul of the knife.

Qiu Zhu angrily slashed back the pig-killing knife that was cut on the lid of the pot, but the force of the cut just now was too great, and it was sturdy on the lid of the pot, and it took the strength of the milk to pull it out.

Because the force is mutual, when pulling out the pig-killing knife, one stumbles and squats on the ass.

"Oops! It's painful for the old lady to die! Qiu Zhu stood up while rubbing his four-petaled buttocks in pain, and scolded angrily in his mouth, "You put down the lid of the pot for the old lady, and honestly let the old lady cut it!" ”

"Why are you a fool?!" When Bi Yuntao saw this fierce girl coming, the anger in his heart was immediately ignited, and he held the lid of the pot to protect his chest and counterattacked, "You gangster actually came to my Qi Palace's mansion to steal things, it's just ambition to eat leopard gall!" You don't admit your mistakes and don't say anything, and you still draw a knife at me! Today I will arrest you and take you to the officials!" ”

"You rotten man dare to beat a rake!" Qiu Zhu's pretty face was so angry that his face turned blue, and he glared angrily, "You know that this is the Qi Palace, and you dare to come here to pick flowers!" Today, my aunt and grandmother will let you know what tiger's ass can't touch! ”

Before the words fell, Qiu Zhu raised the pig-killing knife and slashed towards Bi Yuntao with anger!

After Bi Yuntao came here, although the women around him had some little tempers, he always danced with guns and sticks against those beauties, how could any woman dare to draw a knife against him?

"Mommy!" Where had Bi Yuntao ever seen such a sturdy girl, he was so frightened that he was short, and raised the lid of the pot with trembling hands to resist Qiu Zhu's angry slashing.

"Boom!" Fortunately, the pot lid was strong and successfully resisted Qiuzhu's attack again.

"You coward! Do you dare to come out from behind the lid? Akitake yelled angrily.

"Hahaha! I can't beat you to death! Briefly! Bi Yuntao looked at Qiu Zhu, who was jumping to his feet in anger, laughing with his waist crossed, jumping and shouting, looking like a villain.

"Wow, yes! I'm so angry with my mother! Qiu Zhu was so angry by his cheap appearance that his teeth itched, his silver teeth clenched, his teeth squeaked, and his teeth were about to be crushed by her.

"You little girl! Chased me all the way to find my location, don't you have a crush on me? Seeing her fierce and vicious appearance, Bi Yuntao hid behind the lid of the pot with a weak heart, and carefully poked his head out.

"What a pity! You're too ugly! Lao Tzu doesn't look down on you! ”

"Boom!" The pig-killing knife slashed heavily at the board on the stove, making a muffled sound, and kept shaking the back of the heavy knife to tell how angry the user was at this moment!

"Who do you say is ugly, turtle with a shrunken head? Do you dare to say it again?! ”

Looking at the pig-killing knife inserted on the board and still shaking the blade, Bi Yuntao swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, and kept beating the drum in his heart, but if he loses, he will not lose the battle, Bi Yuntao still has the courage to fight back, "Just say it!" Who's afraid of whom! You're a chunky frustration! There is a thick tank but no high cylinder, except for the buttocks, which are all waists. ”

"Wow, yes! Angry old lady! The old lady must pick your skin today! Qiu Zhu was already overwhelmed by anger, and picked up the pig-killing knife on the board with red eyes and slashed it.

Where had she ever been insulted like this? She knows that she is not as good-looking as Xiaolan, nor is she as tall as Xiaolan, and her figure is incomparable.

But no matter how I say it, I am also a girl, and I was insulted so much in front of someone, especially the man in front of me is still the lewd thief I hate the most! touched himself and didn't say anything, he didn't even apologize in his mouth, and even sneered with disgust on his face! It's just too deceitful!

"it!" Bi Yuntao didn't expect this girl's mental ability to bear it so poorly, and she was so angry after just a few words of sarcasm. Howling in panic, he ran away with the lid of the pot!

Qiu Zhu chased after him, with a posture of not killing him and swearing not to be a person.

After all, Bi Yuntao drank a lot of wine last night, and was stripped naked by Xiaolan and thrown on the bed to freeze all night, his body was already weak, and in this hurry, his feet were soft, and he threw a dog to gnaw mud.

Seeing Bi Yuntao fall to the ground in a panic, Qiu Zhu's eyes lit up, jumped forward, and raised the pig-killing knife in the air to slash towards Bi Yuntao.

"Dang!" There was a crisp sound, and the pig-killing knife slammed into the lid of the pot. The pig-killing knife was torn apart. One of the blades that flew out flew out against Bi Yuntao's scalp.

"Mommy!" Bi Yuntao only felt that his scalp was cold, and his crotch was even colder, but fortunately, he was quick and used the lid of the pot to block her slashing in time, otherwise there would be one more eunuch in the inner province.

Bi Yuntao lifted the lid of the pot and threw it out, trembling his legs, dodging Qiuzhu's pursuit while rolling and crawling, and at the same time used his own trick to shake people!

"Help! Killed! Come on! ”

Bi Yuntao's mournful wail filled the entire Qi Palace, waking up the sleeping people.