Chapter 207: I'm Out!

"Dangdang!" Bi Yuntao lay on the door like a gecko, trying to see through the gap in the door.

But I didn't see any movement in the house for a long time, so I had to speak, "Ah! Ruoxi girl, humble me came to your door, please open the door and see how pitiful I am! ”

"Get out! My sister doesn't want to see you bastard! ”

"It's yours! Don't regret it! ”

"I want my sister to regret it! You dream your big dreams! ”

"Good! Get out, this king is scared, you can't do it? Bi Yuntao spread his hands indifferently, "This king will go back to the palace in front of a kind of guest and do my big dream of spring and autumn!" When the time comes, if it reaches the ears of the emperor, the emperor asks the reason for the king, and the king asks me to go back to dreaming. In order to be able to dissipate Ruoxi's anger, I followed Ruoxi's instructions and went back to meet her in her dream. ”

"Hey! It's hard to be a man! It's harder to be a man! It's even harder to be a man with a daughter-in-law! When she is high-minded, you don't be happy with him, she is angry, and when she is angry, you have to make her happy! Bi Yuntao shouted at the top of his voice, "For my daughter-in-law!" This king rolls! Although he said so, his body was very honest, and he sat on the ground with his butt crossed, and he looked leisurely with his legs crossed.

"Big brother! What are you doing here? Meng Ruolang happened to appear and asked loudly and suspiciously, "Huh? Big brother, what are you doing here? Why did you roll on the ground? ”

"You don't understand!" Bi Yuntao glanced at him approvingly, squatted on the ground, and kept touching the dust on his face and body, "If Xi wants to see me roll, I'll roll out to her!" As long as she's happy, it doesn't matter if I make a cow or a horse for her! ”

"Big brother, you are the royal bloodline, let the emperor know that you get out of my left prime minister's mansion, and the emperor will definitely condemn me!"

"It's okay! When the emperor asks, I will roll the ground myself, and it will not involve your Zuo Prime Minister's Mansion. At the same time, he pretended to wipe his eyes with his cuffs.

"Squeak!" The sound of the door opening came from behind him, and Bi Yuntao immediately put down his sleeves, revealing his eyes that were rubbed red by himself, and glared at Meng Ruolang.

"If you don't care about the waves, I have to keep rolling! If Ruoxi sees me slacking off, she will be even more angry! I'm going to! He rolled forward with a pretense.

"Enough! What do you two mean by singing and harmonizing? ”

Meng Ruoxi had already stopped crying, her eyes were red and she sat on the bed sulking, and their conversation came into her ears word for word, her face was pale, and finally she couldn't listen to it, and opened the door angrily.

"Bi Yuntao, you come in for me!" Although looking at Bi Yuntao's miserable appearance made her sympathize with her, when she thought of humiliating herself in front of everyone just now, Meng Ruoxi directly threw down a sentence and walked back to the house without looking back

Bi Yuntao took advantage of Meng Ruoxi's turn around and secretly stretched out his thumb to Meng Ruolang.

"Why don't you come in quickly? Do you have to do this girl to carry the sedan chair? Meng Ruoxi's voice came from inside the house, Bi Yuntao hurriedly put away his thumb, left Meng Ruolang, and ran into the house.

"Ruoxi, I haven't seen you for a long time, I miss it very much, ...... quickly" Bi Yuntao cheekily walked behind the screen, stretched out his arms, and pounced towards Meng Ruoxi.

"Close the door!" Meng Ruoxi didn't hide or dodge, her eyes stared at him coldly, "Yu, you go out first!" ”

"Howler!" The two responded at the same time, and after Yu left, Bi Yuntao closed the door diligently, and couldn't wait to run back, stretched out his arms to Meng Ruoxi, and pounced again, "Ruoxi, I haven't seen you for a long time, I miss it very much, let ...... quickly"

"You sit there for me!"

"Oh! Good! Looking at the dagger against his chest, Bi Yuntao died down, not daring to do any more wrongdoing, and sat down on the chair she designated, extremely well-behaved.

At this time, Meng Ruoxi's face was cold, and her eyes were even more meaningless, "The two of us are good today." What do you mean that you dare to sleep even with the fiancée of the second prince? If you don't explain it to me now, you won't want to get out of here intact! ”

"Hey, hey! If you have something to say, why bother with knives and guns? Bi Yuntao quietly pinched the dagger and removed it from his chest.

"Good! Then I won't use the knife and gun, this girl will do it directly! As soon as Meng Ruoxi's words fell, Bi Yuntao only felt a flower in front of him, and a fierce wind came towards his face, and before he could react in the slightest, his cheeks lost sensation, and his cheeks were swollen at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Meng Ruoxi leisurely played with her green jade fingers, and the warning was obvious, "Hurry up and explain honestly!" ”

"I just didn't have my brains at the time, blurted it out, do you believe it?" Bi Yuntao's face was full of grievances, and he said with a sad face.

Meng Ruoxi's eyes froze, and she directly picked up the dagger in front of him, shaking it on his cheeks and facial features, and her eyes flashed with an unknown ghostly light, "I am unstable in my hand, and the dagger comes out of my hand, do you believe it?" ”

"Don't believe it!" Bi Yuntao shook his head frantically, "I'm telling the truth, you're clearly threatening now!" ”

"Bang Bang!" Meng Ruoxi slapped Bi Yuntao in the face with a dagger, "Did I let you speak?" ”

"Since you don't cherish Sister Ben so much, now that you have broken the window paper in public, even if the emperor agrees to Sister Ben's request, no man will marry Sister Ben in the future, that's right, Sister Ben will start to be widowed from today on!"

With that, Meng Ruoxi raised the knife and slashed towards Bi Yuntao's crotch.

"Mommy!" Bi Yuntao was so frightened by her that he screamed, raised his foot to hook the leg of the chair, and leaned back with the chair.

"Help! Murder of your own husband! ”

Meng Ruoxi missed the blow and staggered, but she didn't expect Bi Yuntao to come and look at Bi Yuntao who was crawling around like a headless fly, with a hideous face, "Let Sister Ben cut it, and Sister Ben will forgive you!" ”

"Don't! If you go down with this knife, what will happen to your happiness in the rest of your life? Bi Yuntao crawled to the door, wanting to open the door and escape from here, but no matter how he opened it, the door was motionless.

"It's okay, Sister Ben raised you, and it just happened to make you break your preference for going out and messing with flowers!" The hideous look on Meng Ruoxi's face was gone, replaced by a smile full of spring.

But in Bi Yuntao's eyes, this is simply a knife hidden in a smile, with a smile in a smile, seeing that he can't escape, Bi Yuntao is simply "plopping" and kneeling on the ground.

A hero doesn't fight with a woman, a hero doesn't suffer immediate losses, he begs for mercy when he should beg for mercy, and he will be a good man after 18 years!

"Smack!" With a crisp slap, Bi Yuntao fanned his swollen cheeks vigorously, crawled to Meng Ruoxi's feet, hugged her embroidered legs and wailed, "Woo woo!" Ruoxi, I was wrong! I'm damned! I won't dare again! ”

"Release!"

"I don't let go!"

"Are you loose?"

"If you don't forgive me, I won't let go!"

"I'll forgive you now, let go!"

"Forgive me so quickly, I don't believe you mean it!"

"Me!" Meng Ruoxi took a deep breath, only to feel that there was a breath in his chest that was uncomfortable now, this scoundrel, why are his knees so soft? Didn't he know that there was gold under the man's knees?

If Bi Yuntao knew what Meng Ruoxi was thinking, he would probably have to scold his mother with his feet on his feet, he would never have seen such a brazen person, returning, making trouble, and using a knife if he didn't agree with him, who would dare to joke with his life.

"Woooooo Bi Yuntao hugged Meng Ruoxi's embroidered legs and whimpered, snot and tears all rubbed on the hem of her clothes, and she was directly turned into mud by him.

"Stop howling!" Meng Ruoxi suddenly scolded, forcibly broke his hands, threw him aside, and saw that the clothes that had turned from white to black were angry, "Look at the good things you did!" How am I going to go out and meet people in a while? ”

"Wouldn't it be nice if you changed your clothes?" Bi Yuntao shamelessly climbed back back, kneeling at her feet and muttering.

"Are you embarrassed?" Meng Ruoxi saw him acting like a scoundrel, and grabbed his ears hard, "Those people outside know that you entered my room, and I changed my clothes and went out, isn't this just to tell them that during the time you came in, something unforgivable happened between me and you?" Do you want me to be laughed at like a joke? ”

"Wronged! I don't! Bi Yuntao was in pain, covered his ears and explained, "You and I are the marriage recognized by the emperor, what about having a relationship, it is just right to make Han Wuyong, a night outlaw, give up the unrealistic ideas in his heart!" ”

Hearing what Bi Yuntao said, Meng Ruoxi let go of her fingers in a daze, "Meng Ruolang is with you?" ”

"That's nature, otherwise I wouldn't have nothing to do with Han Wuyong's stubble." Bi Yuntao grinned and rubbed his ears, "Han Wuyong, that Wang An, I know that you are my woman, and I dare to beat your idea, this time he is lucky and faints, otherwise I will let him not be able to eat and walk around!" ”

"Phew!" Meng Ruoxi's face was slightly red, and she said angrily, "Who is your woman?" I'm not! ”

"If you don't admit it, forget it! I'll just admit it myself! Seeing that Meng Ruoxi's face had improved, Bi Yuntao's courage was also a little bigger, and he took the opportunity to stand up, took out a diamond necklace from the storage ring and put it on her neck flatteringly.

Meng Ruoxi felt a chill on her neck, looked down in panic, and saw the sparkling diamond, and her eyes could no longer be separated.

"This is my birthday present for you." Bi Yuntao was very satisfied with her performance, and introduced her loudly, "This kind of sparkling stone is called diamond, which is the hardest stone in the world, and it is used to express my feelings for you. ”

Meng Ruoxi couldn't put down the diamond necklace, and ran to the bronze mirror excitedly, constantly looking at the mirror.

"You've got a heart! This stone called diamond must be very expensive! ”

"It's not expensive!" Bi Yuntao shook his head, grabbed her waist from behind, pillowed her fragrant shoulders, and sniffed the fragrance of her hair, "Compared with Ruoxi, no matter how expensive things are, there is a price after all, but you are priceless in my heart!" ”

Meng Ruoxi's heart was full of joy at this sentence, and with the sparkling diamond necklace, Meng Ruoxi was suddenly intoxicated by his affection

"Alright! You're up! I'm going to change my clothes! Meng Ruoxi, who was nestled in his arms, gently pushed him away, and said softly, "For the sake of how you have a heart, I will forgive you for this incident, if you dare to have a next time, even if you are executed by the emperor, I will make you a eunuch!" ”

"Don't worry, there will be no next time at all, this will be the last time!" Bi Yuntao patted his chest and promised, "Then I'll go out first, you have to come out quickly, and you still need the overall situation of the birthday star outside!" ”

Bi Yuntao had just left the room, his legs were so weak that he almost didn't sit on the ground. It's really thrilling, but fortunately, I reacted quickly, and I made a plan to draw my salary, otherwise I would have become a eunuch.

Ay! Bi Yuntao slowed down for a while, shook his head and left, it seems that Ruoxi is not the material to be a princess! Such a big temper! If Ruoxi is made a princess, it will greatly affect the peace and stability of the harem, and it seems that you have to find a reasonable and knowledgeable woman to be your princess!

I really envy Prime Minister Cao, if only I had the two brushes of the Prime Minister, I wouldn't even be able to take two mere women now!