Chapter 224: The Emperor's Bad Thoughts

After the time of two sticks of incense.

Bi Yuntao covered his forehead in pain, he had completely given up the treatment, and the children could not be taught! He'd never seen anything so stupid!

"Hey, hey, hey!" Yuan Fang touched the back of her head and smiled embarrassedly. He also knew that he was stupid, when his mother sent him to a private school, he had to be beaten every time, and then his mother stopped caring about him and left him to fend for himself.

"This game is indeed a bit difficult, I also studied it for a long time at the time, let's change the game." After Bi Yuntao was in pain for a while, he went against his will.

"No!" Yuan Fang shook his head and refused, "I'll eat meat and drink wine honestly, and when Liu Prison Boss and them come back, King Qi, you should play with them!" ”

Cao arrived. As soon as Yuan Fang finished, Liu Prison came back with a group of brothers.

"His Royal Highness King Qi, fortunately not dishonored!" Liu Jiaotou is majestic at this time, and it feels good to be rich! Especially when they spend money, eat food, sleep with courtesans and dancers invited by others, and then accept the money that others stuff into their hands. It doesn't feel too good!

Savior! When Bi Yuntao saw Liu Cellhead coming back, he couldn't wait to hug him and kiss him fiercely, and for the first time he found that this Liu Cellhead with a mouth full of big yellow teeth was so cute! If there is a selection of the cutest Rao in China, I will definitely vote for you.

"A few of you, come and see His Royal Highness King Qi!" After Liu Jiaotou saluted, he beckoned to Yingying Yanyan who was standing behind him, "Today you have a rare honor to serve His Royal Highness King Qi, you have to serve well, if you dare to have a little bad service, don't blame Lao Tzu!" ”

"Ahem!" The more Bi Yuntao heard this, the more crooked he felt, and hurriedly coughed twice to interrupt him, "This king is a family man, and he can't afford this, but for the sake of Brother Liu's enthusiasm, this king reluctantly accepted it." ”

"Hahaha!" After Bi Yuntao finished, all the prison officials couldn't help laughing, and no one present knew that what he said was just a scene.

"His Royal Highness King Qi cherishes his subordinates and cares about his family, he is really a model for my generation, and we will definitely learn from His Royal Highness King Qi."

"Huh! You can't talk about learning! All you need to do is talk to each other in the future! Bi Yuntao is a serious way.

"Hey, hey, hey!" Liu Prison and the other prison officials were all men, and they couldn't hear the meaning of Bi Yuntao's words, and they all laughed, their voices were extremely obscene, and only these men understood the meaning.

"What are you doing standing still? Why don't you hurry over and serve King Qi? Liu Prison Boss laughed for a while, and hurriedly urged those courtesans and dancers, "The song is played, the song is sung!" ”

"Yes!" The courtesans and dancers responded with vigour, and for a moment the whole cell was filled with the smell of rouge, and the absurdity of the sound of dogs and horses was permeated.

Originally, when a group of courtesans and dancers heard that they were going to sing in the prison and even slept with them for one night, they all squirmed and refused to come.

But as soon as he saw the full purse stuffed by Liu Cell's head, he opened it and saw that it was all silver that could blind people's eyes, and he immediately rushed to come over.

But when they packed up, they regretted it. That's a prison! It's dirty and messy, and they still have to do that kind of happy thing in that kind of environment, they are delicate women, don't be unwilling, even if they think about it, they feel embarrassed.

You can take people's money and eliminate disasters for others! The silver has already been obtained in his hands, how can there be any reason to regret it? Moreover, although Liu Jiaotou's official position is not large, no matter how he is, he is also an errand in the imperial court. The people don't fight with the officials, they are a weak woman, if they don't lose their temper this time, they may not be retaliated against next time, and even the means are more ruthless, I'm afraid I won't even be able to see the bright sun. Although they rarely see the sun, it still makes them feel uneasy. I can only bite the bullet.

But as soon as he came to Bi Yuntao's cell, saw the environment of his cell, and learned that they were going to serve the identity of Rao, they immediately became enthusiastic.

Where is this prison cell! It's cleaner than some houses! Very well arranged. There were no rats or insects to be seen, not even the broken straw mat, replaced by a bed made of pear blossom wood, a bronze mirror not far away, and a white towel hanging from the washing shelf. There is also a sandalwood incense on the desk, which exudes a faint fragrance.

"Lord Wang, come and drink." The woman with plump breasts sounded in Bi Yuntao's ears with a snorting voice.

"Good, good!" Bi Yuntao, who was hugging left and right, squinted and held the wine glass in his mouth and drank it all.

"Lord Wang." The beautiful woman beside her didn't follow, pouted and said, "Is her wine delicious, or is it someone else's wine?" ”

"It's all delicious!" Bi Yuntao pinched her round buttocks without a trace, grabbed her crystal clear earlobes, and said in a genuine voice, "But her wine is far less delicious than yours!" ”

"Lord Wang, you are so bad!" The woman with her hips upturned did not follow, holding Bi Yuntao's arm, constantly coquettish, and the fullness of her chest was even more strangled. With the shaking, a gap was drawn on the chest, revealing a white skin.

The touch on his arm, the white skin was very dazzling under the candlelight, and the two white rabbits in front of him kept jumping, which made Bi Yuntao's eyes straight. A pair of dishonest colored hands quietly ran down her waist, across her back, and brushed against the firmness of her chest.

Here Bi Yuantao is falling into the gentle township, but he doesn't know that on a whim, the news that Liu Jiaotou called some women from the Jiaofang Division has reached the emperor's ears

"Your Majesty, Peng Xun asks to see you!"

"Xuan!"

The emperor frowned unhappily, these days have been made by the imperial concubine is very anxious, today happened to have no political affairs, just lay down to rest, was woken up by Gonggong Gui.

"Peng Xun, what are you doing when you come late at night?" The emperor pinched his eyebrows irritably.

Since Bi Yuntao was put in prison by himself, he has not slept a peaceful night, and every time he has to face the imperial concubine who comes to Xingshi to ask for guilt, his head is about to explode. I wanted to take advantage of the opportunity of the imperial concubine to visit Xue Ruyue today and take a good rest, but I didn't think that Peng Xun would come over.

"Your Majesty, just now I told you that Liu Prison took a lot of women from the Jiaofang Division into the prison." Peng Xun had already figured out how to tell the emperor before he came in, and after careful consideration, he put all the blame on the cell boss.

Hearing what Peng Xun said, the emperor's brows furrowed even deeper, Peng Xun's thoughts did not escape the emperor's eyes, and he saw through his thoughts at a glance.

"King Qi's life in the cell is quite nourishing! There is even a woman who has the leisure to call the teacher priest. "The emperor said straight to the ground.

"Hey, hey, hey!" Peng Xun was debunked by the emperor, and he could only laugh awkwardly.

"Since he is so idle as King Qi, let's wait for me to take a look! I'd like to see how he makes amusement! ”

"Yes!" Peng Xun responded, and hurriedly went out to prepare manpower to protect the emperor from the palace. I kept slandering in my heart, King Qi, King Qi! You're in prison, why don't you know how to restrain a little! This time you can ask for more blessings!

The emperor was neatly dressed, did not go through any Rao Tongyu, and followed Peng Xun to the prison of the Criminal Department secretly.

"Knock on the ......"

"Excuse me!" The emperor waved his hand and stopped the inner guards who were secretly protecting King Qi, "I secretly left the palace this time, and I don't want to make more noise." ”

"Yes!" After all the Ouchi guards said yes, they quietly retreated and returned to their posts, hiding in the shadows.

"Your Majesty, you are wronged." Peng Xun, who was wearing the clothes of a prison officer, took a brand new prison official's clothes and said to the emperor respectfully, "Your Majesty, you are the Ninth Five-Year Emperor, and you appeared here rashly, the prison is already a filthy place, and now it has been messed up by the King of Qi, and there are many people, so it will not be good if there is a mistake." ”

"Yes! That's fine! The emperor understood Peng Xun's intentions, nodded reluctantly, and took the prisoner's clothes and put them on neatly.

After dressing up, the two entered the prison.

"What does it smell like?" The emperor frowned, put his fingers against his nose, and said unhappily.

The last time I came to the prison, although the smell of feces and urine was unpleasant, it was not unbearable. But this time, the smell in the prison almost didn't make the pampered emperor vomit.

A foul smell different from pee came to the face, although it was covered by the smell of rouge and sandalwood, but the emperor was a pampered person after all, and he immediately smelled the stench of indifference lingering in it.

"Hey, hey, hey!" Peng Xun didn't know how to answer the emperor, so he could only keep laughing awkwardly, "After all, the emperor is a filthy place, and some unpleasant smells are naturally unavoidable. ”

"Let's talk about this later!" The emperor has no intention of having more with him. Every time he opened his mouth, the lingering stench entered his mouth like crazy, and he was afraid that if he said a few more words, he would vomit directly.

"King Qi is really leisurely!" The emperor and Peng Xun didn't take a few steps before they saw Bi Yuntao standing in the middle of the crowd, dancing an unknown dance, as if he had joint pain, convulsions back and forth, like a marionette. "Sensationalism!"

Peng Xun, who stood up behind the emperor, shivered unnaturally, and his hands rubbed on his arms, providing himself with insignificant warmth.

"Good! King Qi jumped so well! ”

In a burst of cheers and compliments, the emperor quietly left with a frosty face.

What a good son of mine! Not only do I have to work tirelessly outside to deal with the aftermath for you, but I also have to face the imperial concubine's willful nonsense towards me.

But as a result, you hugged left and right in this prison, and your life was more comfortable than mine. Then don't blame me for being ruthless!

The emperor who was walking in front thought of a good idea, and a sneer hooked up at the corner of his mouth, I want to see if you can laugh this time!