Chapter 231: The Three Princes Possessed by the Declining God
Chapter 231: The Three Princes Possessed by the Declining God
"Humph! The right phase is really aptly described, you are such a dog! "The emperor said angrily.
"Hey, hey, the old minister has been a dog for the emperor for half his life, as long as he can become a family member with the emperor, don't want this life, and you will be a dog for the emperor in the next life. I'll bite whoever you tell me! Zuo Xiang flattered the emperor's ass.
Zuo Xiang deserves to have followed the emperor for many years, and he knows the emperor's temper clearly. The emperor was a little fluttering, but he still said arrogantly, "Hmph! Forget it in the next life, I'm annoyed when I see you now! All my good plans have been disrupted by your own cleverness. ”
"Hey, hey, hey!" Zuo Xiang smiled embarrassedly, "It's all to blame for the minister's poor consideration, but presumably with the emperor's ingenuity, he must have thought of a remedy, I don't know if I can tell the minister, let the old minister, the stupid old dog, contribute his meager strength." ”
"Since you asked, then I will inform you of the follow-up plan, but you must remember not to tell Ruoxi." The emperor enjoyed Zuo Xiang's sycophancy very much, not only did he emphasize his wisdom and intelligence, but he also put his identity so humblely, he really knew me, only Xuebin alone!
"Your Majesty, don't worry, the old minister promises not to tell Ruoxi."
"Yes, that's very good. Come here with your ears! The emperor was in a happy mood, beckoned to the left, and whispered in his ear, "So so, so, so!" Do you understand? ”
"Gaga...... Ga...... ......"At this moment, several crows flew over the roof.
Zuo Xiang, who was full of joy, suddenly froze in place like cold water poured by the lack of noodles.
To tell the truth, he really didn't understand, what does it mean to be so, so, so, so? Over the years, he has never left behind the matter of reading, but now these eight words are reaching his ears, and he really doesn't understand the obscurity conveyed in them.
"I know you don't understand, I'll tell you again, this time you have to prick up your ears and listen." The emperor whispered in his ear, "So, so, so, so! You should get it this time! ”
The corners of Zuo Xiang......'s mouth twitched constantly, but when he saw the emperor's hard work holding back his smile, he suddenly understood that he was making fun of himself.
So he came up with a plan and gave the emperor a fish-eyed pearl, "The old minister understands!" The emperor's eight-character mantra was remembered by the minister, and the minister went to serve the emperor, and the minister retired first. ”
"Hah...... Ahem, ahem, ahem! When the emperor heard Zuo Xiang speak, he had already opened his mouth and laughed, but when he heard Zuo Xiang's answer clearly, the laughter was suddenly stuck in his throat, and he coughed violently, beating his chest in pain, and swallowed the phlegm stuck in his throat.
This phlegm stuck in his throat couldn't go up and down, and he almost choked him to death.
This makes sense? I don't even understand what I'm doing! How do you understand?
"Wait, I'm not done yet." Finally stopped coughing, and the emperor hurriedly called out to Zuo Xiang, who was already at the door.
Rearranged his slightly messy clothes, revealing a smile, the smile was slightly embarrassing, "Xuebin! Do you really get it? ”
"It's nature!" Zuo Xiang turned around and nodded confidently.
"And what do you mean?" The smile on the emperor's face gradually stiffened, and the smile was even more ugly than crying.
"Your Majesty's eight-character mantra can only be understood but not spoken, and there are not many ministers here, so go down first to arrange manpower and share your worries for the emperor." Where did Zuo Xiang know the meaning of this, and hurriedly excused himself.
Okay, you're a dreamer, and you're playing me like a fool, aren't you?! Hearing what Zuo Xiang said, the emperor immediately understood that Zuo Xiang had already discovered his prank and deliberately coaxed himself to play here!
"Meng Xuebin, if you don't come to me today, I will let Mengruo ...... Hey? What about people? At this time, where is there still the shadow of the left minister, the front is already empty.
Just now, Zuo Xiang had already flown away from here, not giving the emperor a chance to be mad at all. Listening to the roar in the house, Zuo Xiang's steps to escape became more urgent
"It's really worthy of your dream old dog, you can run so fast!" With no one to entertain, the emperor sat back on the dragon chair with no interest, planning for his future plans.
The moon bends and shines on Kyushu, some people are happy and some are worried.
On the other side, the third prince, who can be regarded as one of the masterminds behind the scenes, was listening to Jian Shichi's announcement with a dull expression.
Why is he sluggish, he is naturally shocked.
He never thought that it would be okay if people were not poisoned, and he even spent money to invite courtesans and dancers from the Church Division to accompany him for fun. This is not reasonable! Why is his luck so good every time? Why is it so hard to kill a waste that doesn't know anything?
The first time he invited him to drink, he did not hesitate to kill his newly admitted concubine, and gave him a drink with the powder of the love flower, just to get rid of him, but he didn't know where the good luck came from, so he didn't die, but was blind to a woman.
The second time, I don't know what shit luck he stepped on, but he actually saved Meng Ruoxi from the brink of death.
For the third time, he conspired with Yu Yao'er and Shen Xu to set up a Hongmen banquet, and did not hesitate to let Yu Yao'er risk his life and use his beauty to eradicate him, but in the end, Bi Yuntao not only did not have any mistakes, but he was blown up into a cripple. even took a mountain of male rao, and almost became a eunuch.
This fourth time, he asked the White Lotus Sect to assassinate him, but he was allowed to escape, and even got a blessing in disguise and let him return with a beauty.
It was not easy for him to recuperate and survive five times in his neighborhood, hit it off with the second prince, and got rid of him with the hands of the second prince, seeing that the plan was going very smoothly, before getting rid of him, he could not only play with his woman, but also disgrace the Zuo Prime Minister's Mansion, which was simply killing three birds with one stone.
Unexpectedly, this plan had just reached the first step, and he died directly, although it was to defile his woman, but the Han family was also slaughtered by the masters behind him.
This matter was inquired by Jian Shichi in many ways, and the three princes learned some detailed content, as for the King of Qi who slaughtered the Han family by himself, the three princes did not believe in anything, there must be someone else secretly attacking, Bi Yuntao dared to be so arrogant, that dream Ruolang learned martial arts, then he also followed Bi Yuntao together. It must be inseparable from Meng Ruolang.
This time, he Bi Yuntao drank poisoned wine like a nobody, he was alive and kicking, and he was still lascivious in the prison, singing every night. It is reported that when he woke up in the morning, he rolled the sheets with the maid next to him. No, how good his luck is, in terms of his physical strength, is he a Da Luo Immortal?
The third prince sat in the room, and when he thought of these past events, he wanted to get drunk and get drunk. Why is he so lucky? Compared with him, he is simply possessed by a declining god, and he is unlucky to go home.
After Jian Shichi finished telling what happened in the prison, he saw the third prince sitting in despair, no matter how he shouted, he didn't have any reaction, and sat like a retarded person.
In the end, he shook his head helplessly and left the mansion of the third prince with a sigh.
Of course, not only the third prince fell into a deep shock, but even the second prince was also the same.
"Taimei, yours are all real?" The second prince's mouth couldn't close in surprise.
Hearing only a click, the second prince clutched his chin in pain.
"Yes! It's all true! Ji Taimei nodded with a sad face.
"Can you still play like this?" The second prince closed his dislocated chin, rubbed his cheeks painfully, and couldn't help but sigh, "This is a real flower that Bi Yuntao plays!" It's not honest in the prison, and he dares to call courtesans and dancers from the school department to go to the prison, and even let them stay overnight, it's really rampant! ”
"By the way, does my father know about this?"
"Your Highness asked well. According to my speculation, the emperor should not know. ”
"Oh? Why is that? How can you see it? The second prince asked suspiciously.
"King Qi is in the prison of the Criminal Department, where there are all the emperor's eyes and ears, King Qi did such a ridiculous thing, logically speaking, if the emperor knew about it, he should have jumped into a rage and went to the prison to punish him."
"Since last night, until now, the emperor has not made any movement, and he has not even sent anyone to check it."
Hearing Ji Taimei's analysis, the second prince felt that this was indeed the truth, but before he could do anything more, he heard the subordinates outside come to tell him.
"Your Highness, just now Gonggong Gui went to the prison where King Qi is located to announce his decree."
Syllable! Ji Taimei only felt that her face had been slapped hard with an invisible hand. The speed of this slap in the face was so fast, neither early nor late, just when he had just finished analyzing less than five breaths, it came as promised.
Ji Taimei smiled awkwardly to hide the embarrassment on her face, "What is the emperor?" ”
"Back to Your Highness, what is written in the holy decree is to let the King of Qi clean the prison until the hunting ceremony, and there will be someone to supervise and inspect every time, but if there is any slackness, it will be flogged!"
The second prince glanced at Ji Taimei without a trace, seeing his embarrassed self-esteem, he wanted to laugh very much, but after all, he was on his side, and he laughed loudly, I was afraid that it would provoke his anti-happiness
"Alright, you go down!" The second prince held back a smile and commanded his subordinates.
"Yes!" The subordinates hurriedly retired.
"This ...... Hehe, Your Highness, it seems that it is Tai Mei Menglang. Ji Taimei didn't come out of the embarrassing situation until now, and laughed at himself: "This really confirms that sentence, the analysis is as fierce as a tiger, and he turned his head to two hundred and five." ”
"Haha, nothing!" The second prince hurriedly comforted, "After all, it's all speculation, and it is inevitable that there will be discrepancies with the facts." Don't take it to heart. ”
"It's the father who wants the king of Qi to participate in the hunting ceremony, this is good news, the prince thought that his plan would fall through, but he didn't expect his father to let the king of Qi participate in the hunting ceremony, which can make the prince's plan enter the school smoothly."
"Then how did His Highness arrange it?" Ji Taimei also felt a little better at this time, and hurriedly asked.
"Well! Let this prince sell it for the time being, and you will know when that day comes. The second prince smiled mysteriously, and his smile looked a little gloomy.