424、The Donglin Party Begins to Attack [2/2]
The herald's face was like land, and he reported: "Lord Wang, something is wrong, Wang Xu, the attendant of the Hanlin Academy of the Donglin Party, suddenly made a statement to the court and impeached you for your improper style. ”
"What?" When Yi Yun heard this, he immediately sweated: "What did he impeach me?"
"The style is ...... disorderly" The herald said in a cold sweat: "It is said in the chapter that you accepted Chen Yuanyuan, the top brand of the Oiran on the Qinhuai River, as a concubine, as a child of the royal family, you actually married a dusty woman, which greatly lost the royal face. ”
"Dizzy!" Yi Yun felt unhappy for a while: "Who am I going to marry to hinder their, he is just an ordinary official, not a relative of the emperor, and I can't lose anyone's face on his head." ”
At this time, a herald ran in from outside: "Lord Wang, eight hundred miles of urgent letter, Wenyuan Pavilion reads Zhang Heng, and the upper table is a chapter, impeaching you for your improper style." ”
"What? again?"
The herald Khan said: "It is said in the chapter that you have accepted many princesses, but you actually spent money to buy beautiful maids from all over the world, and all of them were taken as sex slaves, and the number was as many as thousands, which seriously humiliated the royal face......"
"Holy!" Iyun was furious, "I did think so, but I didn't! ”
Before Yi Yun's voice fell, a herald ran in outside: "Lord Wang, it's not good, the flying pigeon passed the book, and the Hangzhou Mansion Inspector made a chapter on the table, impeaching you for your improper style." ”
"I'm rubbing it, another one?" said Yi Yun angrily, "What did he say again?"
The herald Khan said: "It is said in the recital that you use violent means. Forcing Cai Rou, the king of Qiantang, to be his mistress, not only violated customs, but also broke the unspoken rule of officialdom that no intermarriage was allowed between officials and the emperor's relatives......"
"I'll it!" Yi Yun jumped up suddenly: "Cai Rou and I are innocent." He has never done anything! He's chasing after the wind and talking nonsense. ”
Seeing that Yi Yun's nose was crooked, the thirty-two father-in-law next to him hurriedly approached. said in a low voice: "Don't be angry, these are just small things, just a signal...... The Donglin Party is throwing stones to ask for directions. ”
"Oh, what's the explanation?" said Iyunki.
"Before the Donglin Party members start attacking a political enemy, they start with small things the size of sesame mung beans, spray and spray around, and the charges become more and more serious, until the political enemy is finally crushed. The thirty-second father-in-law snorted coldly and said, "It's not a day or two that our eunuch party has been fighting against the Donglin party. The trick is clear. ”
"They can't sue a powerful prince by relying only on inappropriate performances. But they don't just use these little things to smear your image in the eyes of court officials or the people, and after smearing you, they will come up with your accusations. Use these charges to push you down and get you down to the end. ”
"I see, you mean, they still have a backhand?" Iyun frowned.
"There must be a back hand!" said the thirty-second father-in-law, shaking his head, "There are too many places you can use to attack...... For example, the letter of appointment from the imperial court had not yet come down. You have proclaimed yourself the king of Shanghai, and I estimate that the Donglin Party will soon start from this point...... Also, your private army is oversized, larger than the Emperor's Imperial Army...... Another example...... You opened the sea ban without permission and built a port in the Shanghai Oasis, this kind of thing is in our Dameng country, if no one is staring, it's fine, someone is staring, it's a big deal......"
When Yi Yun heard this, he was immediately unhappy, this big Meng country is really similar to the Celestial Empire of our later generations, and it is really a cultural lineage. What is this inheritance? That is, you can do all the bad things, as long as the state does not crack down, you will be fine. Even if the state cracks down, as long as you don't offend people, you'll still be fine. In a word, the most important thing to learn as an official is not not to do bad things and do practical things for the people, but that you must not offend your colleagues. ...,
No matter how bad you do, you'll be fine. But if you offend a colleague, you're full of things!
Yi Yun doesn't want to be such an official, although he is not a perfect good person, he is also greedy for beautiful women, likes to make money, and doesn't want to do anything full of justice, but when he takes the position of the prince, he wants to do something real for the people and the country, even if he offends his colleagues, he has to do it.
"The soldiers are coming, and the water is flooding!" Yi Yun snorted and said: "The Donglin Party wants to mess with me, I can't sit idly by, Thirty-two Gonggong, how do you eunuchs usually deal with the Donglin Party? Take out your plan for my reference." ”
The thirty-second father-in-law smiled and said: "Well, you can ask the right person, our eunuch party is the biggest rival of the Donglin party, of course, there is a whole set of methods to deal with them." The best way is to send Dongchang agents to search the home of a Donglin Party civil official, and when searching his home, he stuffed some weapons and armor into his home, and then said that he was going to rebel, and he was directly arrested in the prison, tortured into a trick, and then poisoned to death. ”
"Shall I wipe it?" Yi Yun heard it, and immediately sweated profusely, Nima, you eunuchs are really not good people, this trick is better than the Donglin Party, there is simply no good person, Yi Yun kicked the thirty-two father-in-law, right in the forehead, and kicked him backwards for two turns before stopping: "Get out of your eggs, although I have no discipline, but I will not use this kind of indiscriminate method to deal with the enemy, I am a good man, you tell me something reliable." ”
The thirty-second father-in-law lowered the corners of his mouth, looking very aggrieved: "Lord, this is the best way...... Why don't I say a medium way...... On a dark and windy night, he turned over the family of a certain civil official of the Donglin Party who was professed to be high in sweat medicine, and then made a few women stripped naked and threw them on the civil official's bed, and called the nearby villagers to come and see...... In this way, you can stink his reputation, the Donglin Party has the most important reputation, as long as it stinks, he won't be able to live himself. ”
"Thirty-two, do you dare to give me a little discipline?" Yi Yun kicked him out on the ground: "Repeat it for me." ”
"Uh......h Lord Wang, that slave has only the best strategy. The thirty-second father-in-law kowtowed and said: "Find a few rabbit masters, take a walk in the countryside and rumors, just say that those civil officials of the Donglin Party are gay, and they like to take dry roads...... In this way, they can make a bad reputation. Anyway, they are chasing the wind and talking bad about the prince, and what they say is not true, and we are also deliberately talking nonsense, this is the same trick. ”
When Yi Yun heard it, that cold sweat!
He yelled "Ah", flew up, and used a whirlwind chain leg in mid-air to "Zai Zai Logan" (I don't understand the book friends who are not Logan, please ask the players of "Street Fighter"), kicked the thirty-two father-in-law one by one, and kicked him away with his head in his arms, Yi Yun finally felt a little better in his heart, and couldn't help but scold: "Damn, the eunuch doesn't have a good thing, what kind of messy idea." ”
Forget it! I'll do it myself! Yi Yun closed his eyes and pondered, how should officialdom be mixed up? According to the experience gained by later generations, officialdom is actually a huge network of relationships, and what one official fights with another official is actually his own personal connections.
For example, if you want to kill a township chief, you have to ask the district chief above the township chief to help deal with him. But this township chief is not willing to be humiliated, he will rise up and resist, he looks for his relationship, and his relationship is not good for a mayor, so your district chief is useless, and then you have to find a provincial governor to help you. When you find the governor, the other party finds the members of the Central Committee, and so on.
To put it bluntly, the fighting method of officialdom depends on whose backstage is tough enough and there are many officials who support him!
If Yi Yun wants to win the Donglin Party, he must find a backstage that can support him, although the emperor is his biggest backstage, but the emperor is now playing hide and seek, and it is safer not to use it, and the reason why the Donglin Party people attack him is that he has been favored by the emperor, if he moves out of Zhu Qingqing Qingqing to deal with the Donglin Party, it will inevitably add fuel to the fire. ...,
So what kind of help can Eyun move?
He was thinking hard about this question, when he suddenly saw Jing Jing and An Qian running in, and Jing Jing was still holding a sand pigeon in his hand: "Xianggong...... Yu Wang Ye suddenly sent a carrier pigeon. ”
"Oh?" Yi Yun was surprised in his heart, he took off the letter paper on the pigeon's leg and looked at it, it turned out to be a letter from home, the letter was written like this: "Good son, I told me in the eyes of the court that the Donglin Party is playing a chapter to impeach you, what happened? Why does the Donglin Party want to mess with you? His grandmother, these Donglin Party waste dare to break ground on Lao Tzu's head, and he is impatient, don't be afraid of them, Lao Tzu will support you......"
When Yi Yun saw this, he didn't see more than half of it, and he felt a little warm in his heart, this cheap dad who had never met him was really very supportive. He then looked down: "Haven't you had a good time with your son recently?" I heard from the Donglin Party that you got thousands of maids as sex slaves, haha, my son's combat power is really not covered, and Dad bought you two hundred maids, when this letter was sent, these maids have been loaded onto the ship, and they will come to you in ten days, you can rest assured, Daddy is a first-class beauty, not beautiful and not in Daddy's eyes, even if you take it to play casually, it is not enough for me to send you ......."
Yiyun's sweat swooped down onto the moon. Oh my God, the Donglin Party falsely accused me of misconduct, and you, the father, are still helping them to aggravate my crimes, is there such a father?
Looking down again, I saw the end of the letter writing: "I heard that you also raped Cai Rou, the king of Qiantang...... Wow, good son, this is a little overdone, and he is also a prince, how can you do this? Next time, remember to use coaxing, use it all over again, don't use force! In addition, Zhao Yunxuan, the king of Jinling, must not be strong, that family ...... For more than 1,000 years since the founding of the country, there has never been a fight. Don't be hard, or your dad won't be able to help you. ”
"Flutter!" Yi Yun spat out the blood arrow this time, which could shoot through ten stainless steel shields. (Your support is my biggest motivation.) )