Chapter 262: Introduce Your Sister to Me
Chapter 262: Introduce your sister to me
The figure that escaped was not Bi Yuntao, who else could it be!
"Bi Yuntao! That person is Bi Yuntao! Yuan Baohe yelled in hindsight.
Ma Daren's mouth was about to smile crookedly, and that mouth was almost grinning to the root of his ears.
I was worried that I couldn't find you, but I didn't expect you to dare to run over to see the excitement without permission! There is really a way for you not to go, and there is no door for hell for you to break into!
"It's time to make a difference! This is a lot of money for nothing, as long as you do what Lord Liu ordered, money, official positions, women, whatever you want, Lord Liu can be satisfied, and Lord Liu will definitely not treat us badly! Now charge with me and capture that Bi Yuntao! ”
"Whoa!"
These guards were like sows in heat, howling excitedly at the top of their throats, raising the swords in their hands and rushing towards Bi Yuntao, who had already run away.
Their eyes glowed green, as if they were looking at a delicate beauty, and they wanted to immediately pounce up, tear Bi Yuntao's clothes, rip off his pants, and eat him alive.
"Mommy!" Even if Bi Yuntao ran fast, he could feel the malicious eyes of those people behind him, and suddenly the chrysanthemum tightened, lifted his hips and tightened his abdomen, and riveted enough strength to desperately flee forward.
"Stop! Don't run! Stop and let me slash! Yuan Baohe took the lead, raising a horse chopping knife higher than a person with both hands, and spoke out of intimidation.
"Oh yes! Is it really a fool?! Lao Tzu is only notorious, and he is not mentally retarded, who will not run away when he sees a horse chopping knife that is higher than a person in your hand! Bi Yuntao replied.
"Wow, yes!"
Seeing that Bi Yuntao not only ran fast, but also dared to speak out, Yuan Baohe was immediately angry.
"If you don't stop and let me slash it, then don't blame our brothers and others for being polite!"
Listen, is this a human word?
If nothing else, if Bi Yuntao stopped and let him chop his body with a horse chopping knife, it would be enough for him to eat a pot.
Besides, there are so many of them, how can they be willing to let Yuan Baohe and one person cut themselves, wouldn't there be no merit at all.
So they will definitely flock to it, and everyone will have to try to leave a mark on themselves, and then they will be cut into meat sauce directly by them, and it is estimated that they can be used as dumpling filling.
"Now I haven't seen you polite! You have the ability, you throw away all your swords, and fight me alone! I'll lose and let you deal with it, and when the time comes, I'll frown, and I'll have your last name! ”
Bi Yuntao threw down a sentence without looking back, and continued to run forward desperately.
"In that case, don't blame me! Tyre! Eat me a golden dart! ”
Yuan Baohe saw that Bi Yuntao's speed did not decrease, but ran farther and farther, and the soles of their shoes were running and smoking, and they couldn't catch up with him, and their hearts suddenly turned sideways, and they took out a dart from their arms and shot at Bi Yuntao.
The dart turned into a ghostly shadow in the night, stabbing towards Bi Yuntao with a sharp sound of breaking through the air.
"Ahh With a terrible scream, Bi Yuntao, who was running forward quickly, only felt a pain in his ankle, and the hard ground was getting closer and closer to his handsome face.
"Hahaha! You run! You'll run again! It's pretty fast, so many people can't catch up with you, like a rabbit. ”
Seeing Bi Yuntao fall to the ground, Yuan Baohe stopped his body and laughed with his hands on his hips.
"Bah! It's despicable! How dare so many of you use hidden weapons! ”
Bi Yuntao grabbed where he was willing to tie his hands, pulled out the dart and threw it at Yuan Baohe, and then endured the sharp pain in his ankle, dragged the supported foot, and continued to run forward with staggering steps.
"Smack!"
Ma Daren raised his broad palm and slapped Yuan Baohe's head with all his strength.
"Oops! Ma Daren, you are so sick! What are you doing with Lao Tzu! Yuan Baohe was in pain, covering the back of his head and glaring angrily at Ma Daren. With just one sentence, he felt the back of his head get taller and bigger.
"Who made you throw darts? You're an elm pimple, are you trying to mess things up? ”
Ma Daren was very angry, Bi Yuntao was all just now, as long as they put down their weapons, he could stop and confront them.
Lord Liu has specially explained that he can't hurt Bi Yuntao's limbs. It's good now, this Yuan Baohe, who is like a stunned man, not only did not borrow the slope to get off the donkey, but also took out a hidden weapon to hit Bi Yuntao's ankle, if this was known by Lord Liu, they would not only not be rewarded, but would also be punished for it.
Obviously, the task this time is very easy, it can be a pinch in hand, nine out of ten, but now it's okay, being so stunned by this two people, the difficulty has directly risen a notch.
"Huh?" Yuan Baohe didn't understand for a while, he was still in a state of confusion, his arrogance weakened a little, and he said uncertainly: "Didn't Lord Liu want us to do something to Bi Yuntao after he left the city?" ”
"I'm really ......" Ma Daren rubbed his aching forehead, trying to keep himself calm, until the anger in his heart calmed down a little, and then he spoke: "You will not mess with the back of Zhong Changbo's ass in the future!" You're about to be the captain, why are you so stupid? ”
"Have you forgotten what Lord Liu explained before he came? It is not allowed to hurt Bi Yuntao's life, and it is necessary to ensure that Bi Yuntao's limbs are intact! ”
"Didn't you send me out to keep an eye on me! How could I have known that Lord Liu had ordered such a thing! Yuan Bao and Yin Compassion's voices squeezed out of his mouth.
Yuan Bao gritted his teeth kindly, and could only silently swallow this dumb man into his stomach.
"Beep beep!"
Hearing what Yuan Baohe said, Ma Daren remembered that there was indeed such a thing, and he whistled weakly, and his eyes were evasive and he didn't dare to look at Yuan Baohe.
"What are you two doing crookedly? If you don't chase Bi Yuntao anymore, you will really run away! ”
Just as Ma Daren and Yuan Baohe were talking, Zhong Changbo limped over with his crotch with one hand and a sword as a crutch with the other.
"Oooh! Yeah! I'm going to hurry up and chase Bi Yuntao! Now that he's blocked, he can't let him run! ”
Seeing someone coming over to hand over the steps, Ma Daren didn't say a word, ran away with his sword, and chased after Bi Yuntao, looking at the figure in the eyes of Zhongrao like a lost dog who fled in the wilderness. Extremely embarrassed.
Seeing Zhong Changbo limping over, Yuan Baohe felt a burst of weakness in his heart, obviously it was Ma Daren who kicked his own balls, but he declared his personal vendetta, and took the opportunity to pour all the dissatisfaction in his heart into that kick to vent it, fortunately, he lost his accuracy in a hurry, resulting in a few points of deviation, otherwise that kick might have kicked him out. Let his eggs shatter to the ground.
"Haha!" Yuan Baohe also hurriedly snorted, "This is the overall situation of the abbot of Brother Zhong, Bi Yuntao is as cunning as a fox, if he comes up with some bad ideas, then Ma Daren is afraid that he will be in danger, I have to catch up and help!" ”
Seeing Yuan Bao and this despicable person still have the face to fight with himself here in a calm manner, Zhong Changbo's abdomen was a faint pain, and the pain was like a broken egg, which made him feel pain.
Fortunately, the instinctive reaction of his body is still there, and he instinctively dodges, otherwise he would have to go to the celebrant to be the companion of those eunuchs, who will soothe the young hearts of those Miaochun Pavilion girls at that time? Who will comfort your emptiness and loneliness?
"Yuan Baohe! You kicked the account of Lao Tzu's crotch, and when the matter of Yuntao is dealt with, Lao Tzu will settle it with you! One! Calculate! ”
"Brother Zhong, you may have misunderstood, I was also kicked in the crotch of Ma Daren at that time, I originally wanted to kick Ma Daren, but you and Ma Daren were too close, and you didn't see clearly for a while, so you kicked the wrong person!"
"Kicked the wrong person?" Zhong Changbo laughed angrily, stretched out his hand and patted his head as shiny as a light bulb angrily, and his head snapped at him.
"Oh yes, Lao Tzu's head is brighter than the moon! Excuse me, you kicked the wrong person?! ”
"Hey! Hey! Yuan Baohe squeezed out a smile with difficulty, "Isn't the moon obscured by trees?" Without the light of the moon, your size is too similar to Ma Daren's, which is why I kicked the wrong person! ”
"So, what's wrong with me?" Zhong Changbo angrily pulled out his sword and pressed it against Yuan Baohe's throat, his eyes were cold, "Do you dare to repeat what you just said?" ”
"Goo-dong!"
Yuan Baohe's eyes stared directly at the sword in front of his throat with a cold light, and the piercing chill at the tip of the sword made him swallow a mouthful of saliva with difficulty.
"Brother Zhong, calm down! We are all working under Lord Liu, not looking at the face of the monk and looking at the face of the Buddha, for the sake of us all working under Lord Liu, forgive me this time, okay? ”
But Zhong Changbo was indifferent, not only did he not put the sword down, but instead stretched it forward, and the tip of the sword rested against Yuan Baohe's throat.
"Zhong, Zhong, Zhong, Zhong, Brother Zhong!" Seeing that Zhong Changbo was coming to real, his voice began to stutter.
"It's not hard for me to forgive you! Promise me one thing! ”
Seeing that Yuan Baohe's voice began to stutter, Zhong Changbo also knew that his goal had been achieved, so he no longer pursued it deeply.
"Whatever you do, I will promise anything!" Yuan Baohe quickly agreed without thinking.
"Then you're listening!" Zhong Changbo said gloomily: "Introduce your sister to me!" ”
"Okay! Yes? No way! ”
Yuan Baohe nodded in agreement without even hearing his question clearly, but after finishing, he immediately sensed that something was wrong, and quickly shook his head and refused.
"I promise you everything but this! I can't sell my sister to survive! Even if you kill me today, I won't agree!" I can't push my sister into the fire pit! ”
"Huh! Don't be in a hurry to refuse! Zhong Changbo put away his sword, hooked Yuan Baohe's neck, and said seriously: "I just want to get to know your sister, not to marry your sister, why are you so nervous!" ”
"Besides, what if your sister likes this!" Zhong Changbo touched his smooth head, very confident in his appearance.
"My sister won't like you bald donkey!" Yuan Baohe pursed his lips with a look of disgust, "My sister already has someone she likes, so you will die of this heart!" ”
"It's like how sought-after your sister is!" Zhong Changbo pushed Yuan Baohe away in disgust, "The fat one is like a pig, she is almost the year of the letter and has not been married, and she is already an old woman, that is, for the sake of you and my colleagues, I am willing to save her and the water and fire, if you don't thank it, forget it, and speak ill of it!" It's really kind to be a donkey's liver and lungs! ”
Hearing Zhong Changbo like this, Yuan Baohe was also a little hesitant. I know my own family affairs, my own sister-in-law knows how to eat, and I don't even have a matchmaker who comes to the door to propose marriage, but I have worried them all these years, and finally I simply appointed her, leaving her to fend for herself.
Now there happens to be a big grudge to take over that scourge, which is pretty good. Just enough to be able to leave a lot of food expenses, so that you can buy some jewelry for your own people to dress up.
"Oh well! When this is over, I'll introduce my sister to you! ”
Yuan Baohe pretended to be embarrassed and said, "I only agreed for the sake of your concern for my sister." Don't overthink it. ”
"Oops! Brother Yuan! You can rest assured! When did I lie to you? ”
With Yuan Baohe's promise, the tense atmosphere was eased, and the two of them suddenly became warm, and they couldn't see the tension of drawing their swords just now, and people who didn't know thought they were brothers!