Grievance Gift Pack
Lin Xisheng almost wrote three big words on his face, "Ask me quickly"!
Gu Shan thought about it for a while and decided to fulfill the child's wish, and asked, "What gift did you choose this time?" β
"Tsk, I'm a big deal this time, and I spent hundreds of dollars!"
As he spoke, he opened Taobao and showed off the order records in front of Gu Shanxu.
Gu Shanxu didn't have time to look at it, but raised his eyebrows and said curiously: "Didn't your mother not give you pocket money recently?" Where did you get all this money? β
"Oh, I saved it myself, but I haven't smoked a cigarette recently, just for the blockbuster in the past few days!"
Lin Xisheng has a big addiction to smoking, and it is not easy to persist in not smoking for so long.
"You ......"
As soon as Gu Shanxu said the word you, he raised his eyes and saw the picture of the product, and then you didn't come out.
γExpensive! But girls love it! γ
[Girls don't like it, count me as losing!] γ
[I am fortunate to love you, and the rest of my life is here for you!] γ
[Broken defense!] My girlfriend was moved and cried! γ
The actual picture is 99 colorful handmade roses, as well as bells and whistles of chocolate, pasted with special perfume and lipstick for noble women, it can be said that the thunder has been stepped on.
This thing is really powerful, not only his girlfriend can break the defense, but Gu Shanxu can also break the defense, and when he saw the price of 521, he was directly silenced.
His singleness is just self-selection, while Lin Xisheng's singleness is purely predestined by God and made by himself.
Lin Xisheng saw that he didn't speak for a long time, and thought that he was shocked by himself.
"Hahahaha, why don't you speak, how about it, are you compared to me hahahaha, it's okay, Brother Xu, although the gift you picked is not as good as mine, but ......"
He began to comfort Gu Shanxu with hypocrisy.
The object of comfort is wondering whether to buy him some brain platinum.
In my life, I have never seen anyone who lives more and more and goes back.
The more Lin Xisheng looked at it, the more he liked it: "I can definitely send it to Jiang Ran's heart this time, the customer service has given me a package ticket, once it is sent out, the girl will definitely cry with joy!" β
Gu Shanxu decided to ignore him, this IQ is easily contagious.
"Ouch, I forgot to go to the toilet!"
Lin Xisheng's lower abdomen hurt, and he finally remembered where he was just now.
Hurried to the toilet and finally quieted.
After coming back, he forgot what he had just said, lay down on the bed, and indulged in the world of King's Canyon again.
Later, when he was tired of playing, Lin Xisheng fell asleep, and Gu Shanxu turned on a night light on his desk.
I peeled melon seeds all night, and I didn't fall asleep until nearly three o'clock in the morning.
In fact, I could have gone to bed at two o'clock in the morning, but I remembered that I hadn't written the homework assigned by my little deskmate, so I quickly got up and wrote again.
Although he said so chic on WeChat that he could double the compensation, he still didn't want to bother his little table mate to help him correct so many questions, it was really not that he didn't want to write homework.
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"Yo, it's early, tablemate."
Gu Shanxu carried the bag on one shoulder, and coolly stretched out his hand and waved it at Jiang Wanning: "Good morning, deskmate!" β
"Well, I'm right about bird language this time."
He took out the homework and respectfully placed it in front of her, making a gesture of please.
Jiang Wanning looked at him with some surprise: "Didn't you say you wouldn't write?" β
"Oh, I really can't bear to make the little teacher sad."
"It's going to be poor."
She took out a red pen and began to make serious corrections, pulling up the broken hair around her ear with her hand.
It's done, it's how to write more and more biased in this problem-solving idea, this is not good.
As soon as I wanted to criticize, I remembered the case I watched last night.
Jiang Wanning took out her mobile phone, opened the memo and looked at it a few times, and hurriedly memorized the lines.
Yes, be gentle, and touch him like a spring breeze and rain!
She lowered her voice and said gently: "Gu Shanxu, you are great, your perspective on the problem is unique, let me appreciate it!" β
"Although the end result is not right, the process is important, it doesn't matter, you have already taken the first step! From your progress, I can see the dawn of hope! β
Gu Shan was stupid.
She, she, her, in yin and yang me?
I was in a hurry to do the question last night, is my question really outrageous?
Jiang Wanning looked at him with encouraging eyes, feeling that she was praising the essence, and then slowly gave a thumbs up.
"You're awesome!"
Gu Shanxu hurriedly stretched out his hand and clenched her hand into a fist and wrapped it into his hand.
I always felt that she was not giving a thumbs up, but a middle finger.
"I thank you."
She nodded with satisfaction, look, doesn't this just influence him? I know thank you, teacher, next time!
"Be quiet, the physical education teacher is sick again, let's watch a movie in this class, you think about what to see, go tell the sports committee."
Jiang Ran came down after finishing speaking on the podium.
The students first complained that the physical education teacher was delicate and frail, and then there was a burst of cheers.
Jiang Ran patted Wang Qiusheng on the shoulder, and said angrily: "Let me go, I'll go in." β
Lin Xisheng didn't come today, so Jiang Ran ran to his seat.
As soon as she sat down, she pursed her lips, a little unhappy: "If you don't come to class, you know that you skip class and go to an Internet cafΓ© to play games." β
Jiang Ran winked at Jiang Wanning, then turned on his mobile phone and said with a smile: "Hahahaha, Wanning, I just swiped a video, a special feature of the death gift given by a straight man, and I laughed to death!" β
"Huh? I'll take a look at something! β
Jiang Wanning immediately leaned her head over, and the two of them looked at the screen together.
The people in the video began to list the top three death gifts.
The third place is death Barbie pink lipstick, worth 199 yuan.
Second place crystal princess shoes, 120 yuan.
The first place colorful little princess makeup box, 521 yuan.
The blogger also deliberately showed the function of the vanity box, gently pulled, the vanity box unfolded like petals, colorful colors, it is really the pinnacle of bells and whistles.
Jiang Ran couldn't be happy when he saw the last one: "No one really buys such an expensive and impractical thing, isn't this a pure injustice?" β
Gu Shanxu touched the small jar in his bag and pretended not to hear it.
Ah yes, yes, yes, I can't imagine it, it's your bamboo horse big injustice.
You think he skipped class and went to an Internet cafΓ©, but in fact, he went to the express station to get a grievance gift package!
After Jiang Ran finished laughing, he turned his head and continued to watch the video.
Jiang Wanning turned sideways and asked her tablemate with a smile: "What do you think of this makeup box?" β
"Okay, maybe it's good to draw a blackboard."
Gu Shanxu casually helped Lin Xisheng think of an excuse, the movie had been selected and started playing.
He took out the fruits of his labor last night, an amber storage jar of nearly a dozen centimeters, which was full of melon seeds.
"Come, watch a movie and eat some melon seeds to help the fun!"