Chapter 626: Xianxiawen Eats Melon and Farms (2)
"Which play?"
The girl spoke, and the beauty frowned.
On the other side, the young and cold divine doctor slowly narrated as if nothing had happened: "On Princess Zixia's birthday, the court issued a decree to collect birthday greetings from the people, and those who can be selected can get ten taels of silver; Anyone who can use strange and obscene skills or rare treasures to make Princess Zixia smile, can be rewarded; Anyone who presents the national policy on this birthday can be knighted and become an official in the court. ”
After speaking, the wild ghosts opposite the beauty and the divine doctor all glared at the divine doctor, but the moment the other party raised their eyes, they quickly closed their eyes as if they had been burned by something.
Dare to be angry but dare not speak, which is vividly reflected in their bodies.
They didn't dare to stare at the divine doctor, so they all looked at the girl in green worriedly.
The beauty looked worried, "Yan Yan ......"
The girl said "oh", "So, I'm about to celebrate my birthday?" ”
Three others: "......"
It's hard for you to find out that you're going to celebrate your birthday!
It's just that at this time in previous years, Yan Yan's birthday gift should have been sent, but this year there was no movement at all.
At this time, a crisp and pleasant chirp sounded on Jin Yan's shoulder, and then a stupid bird with a very sloppy look landed on Jin Yan's shoulder.
Jin Yan: "It's noisy. ”
The stupid bird was suddenly silenced, and his eyes turned to Jin Yan, as if he had been greatly wronged.
Seeing that Jin Yan ignored it, it was called twice, and its cry became lower and lower, and it turned into a clear voice.
"Did I argue?"
Jin Yan: "It's noisy." ”
The stupid bird was not convinced, "It is clear that those officers and soldiers are arguing, and those foolish people who can't read big characters are arguing." ”
Jin Yan: "You are noisy too."
Silly Bird: "......"
Good gas~
Before it could refute, the beauty asked, "Xiaojing, where did you and Yan Yan go just now, and did you also see what happened on the street?" ”
The stupid bird named Xiaojing said: "I took her to catch pheasants, but I didn't expect it to be a pheasant essence with cubs, she said that there are too many things lacking in this world, and there is nothing to eat without chicken essence." ”
The miracle doctor shook his head helplessly and lowered his head to drink.
The man secretly glanced at the beauty, and secretly smiled sweetly, not knowing what he was thinking.
After listening to the story, the corners of the beauty's mouth twitched, "So you two were hungry all morning?" ”
Xiao Jing said no.
The beauty asks what she ate.
The mirror said chicken.
Beauty: "You just said you let the pheasant essence go." ”
Xiao Jing: "The pheasant spirit stole the chickens of the people's houses for himself to eat, and we returned the chickens to the people, and an old lady gave us a chicken as a reward. ”
"And then?" Beauty asked.
Xiaojing: "Then she killed the chicken, we made a chicken called Hanako and ate it, the chicken was raised so well, very fat, after it was roasted, the oil soaked into the layer of soil wrapped outside......"
The beauty listened, and subconsciously swallowed her saliva, "What about the soil?" ”
The chickens have obviously been eaten, so the soil should be kept, right?
Xiao Jing's round eyes rolled and turned, and he said lightly: "I was eaten by a wild boar essence." ”
Hearing this, the weak and boneless beauty instantly turned into a bewitching flower demon, and she was furious, "In our Fangyuan, there are wild boars who dare to become essences?" Tell me the location, and I'll eat it - grab it! ”
Xiaojing showed a disgusted look on her face, "Don't it, it stinks, she said." ”
The flower demon Ah Rao instantly changed back to his human form, and a little bird snuggled behind Jin Yan like a human, and asked softly, "Yan Yan, does it stink?" ”
Jin Yan raised his eyes slightly, his voice tired, "It stinks better than Wong Tai Sin's fart." ”
When Auntie heard this, she lost her mind to eat wild boar.
She sat down on a chair beside the wild ghost, and said regretfully, "It's a pity that I can't eat wild boar." ”
The wild ghost who called Wanjiang touched her hand and said word by word, "I'll find it for you next time." ”
Ah Rao suddenly smiled gently, and asked Wanjiang softly if it was hot, and then held up a red oil-paper umbrella for Wanjiang.
This umbrella is made by Jinyan and is used for all those who cannot see the light to walk in the light.
Wanjiang's soul is only now in place, and it is not stable, and when he goes out, he will use this oil-paper umbrella.
Wan Jiang said that he was not hot, but he did not refuse Ah Rao's concern, but he didn't want Ah Rao to be too tired, so he personally held the umbrella.
The two looked at each other and smiled.
The mirror couldn't bear to look at the bird's head, but touched the convex and blunt beak to Jin Yan's forehead.
Jin Yan has been weak since he was a child, and the three souls and seven spirits are very weak, but although they are weak, the addiction of going out is not small, but when they go out, they often get lost and can't find their way back, and sometimes they return to Jin Yan's body in a moment and a half, sometimes for three or five days, sometimes for three or five months, the longest one, about half a year.
Therefore, in the past fifteen years, Jin Yan has spent half of his time in a lack of soul.
She is light-hearted, weak-skinned, and not easy to recover from her injuries, and the slightest scratch will leave for days.
The stupid bird struck an inverted triangle on her forehead.
"Silly bird, let Wanjiang stew you today!"
After Jin Yan finished speaking, a divine doctor, a flower demon, and a wild ghost all looked at her, and after noticing the injury on her forehead, they looked at the mirror again.
The mirror immediately fanned its wings to block its mouth, as if in this way others would not be able to see half of the murder weapon.
But what's the use of covering your ears and stealing the bell?
Wan Jiang had already stood up, and he still said word by word, "Xiao-mirror, whether it is steamed, boiled, grilled or fried, you choose one." ”
The mirror didn't want to answer.
Wan Jiang: "We are friends, and I respect your choice. ”
Xiao Jing was furious, "your grandfather's respect!" ”
Wan Jiang let out a meaningful "oh", "I think, I understand, steam, boil, frying, roasting, in order." ”
Xiao Jing was so angry that he hit the table with the bird's head, and after a while, there were a few more bird feathers on the table.
Jin Yan picked up a white one, her mind moved, the bird feather turned into a knife in her palm, she grabbed the knife, and said softly: "This knife is good, sharp enough, shaving should be fast, silly bird, now you are blessed, you don't have to envy other bald birds in the future." ”
The Divine Doctor, the Flower Demon and the Wild Ghost both held back laughter.
Looking at the stupid bird again, I was already moved to tears.
Jin Yan said to the flower demon and the divine doctor: "Look, it is really very moved, and it is all in tears." ”
Mirror: "......"
Touched by a fart!
Lao Tzu can't stand this evil spirit, Lao Tzu is out!
It says get out of here, and never gives anyone else a chance to keep it.
The stupid bird is gone, and all that remains of the wonton stall is the laughter of Jin Yan after his successful prank.
The feather transformation knife disappeared in the palm of his hand, and Jin Yan's expression also cooled down at this moment, "So, the hard days of the people are coming again?" ”
Xie Ming drank another pot of wine, his eyes were cold and not like a real person, "If you want to send money, you naturally have to collect the money first, the wool is out of the sheep, you said." ”
Jin Yan tilted his head, he didn't drink but was drunk.
She muttered: "That's right, but don't put gold on my face, I'm not the noble Princess Zixia, Lao Tzu is ......"
What it was, she didn't finish, and fell asleep.
One man, one demon and one wild ghost: "......"
Here we go again, without a head or an end.
Never mind.
Let's take her home first!
A very cute Jin Yan is online, asking for tickets~
(End of chapter)