Chapter 642: Xianxiawen Eats Melon and Farms (18)
"Those who disturb the order of my ghost realm, pun—"
Punish what?
Jin Yan was waiting, but the voice suddenly died, and there was no follow-up.
When a little ghost saw that Jin Yan was still there, he immediately shouted, "What are you still doing in a daze, go back quickly, let the king of Hades catch you, you won't be able to go back to the Yang world!" ”
"Hades?" Jin Yan has been to the ghost market many times, but it was the first time she heard a ghost mention Hades, she was a little excited, "Where is Hades?" ”
However, the little ghost who spoke has long since disappeared.
The other imps are also against her.
The "ghost market" in front of you has become a ghost market in the real sense, except for the dark and unknown ghost fire, there is no one.
Only a stupid bird flew towards her without hesitation, and as soon as it got closer, it stood on her shoulder, and the beak of the bird, which I didn't know what it had touched, pecked her on the shoulder several times.
Jin Yan grabbed the stupid bird and knocked his fingers on the bird's beak a few times, "Where did you go, I thought your wings were hard and you won't come back...... Hey, why are you still rolling your eyes? ”
She personally helped the mirror hold down her eyes, and said in pieces: "Don't roll your eyes, if you turn it again, it will be the ugly bird I saw in the palace-"
Jin Yan's voice stopped abruptly.
She grabbed the stupid bird, looked left and right, looked up and down, and after repeated comparisons, she was so angry that she gave Xiaojing a brain meltdown, "Okay, you deliberately turned into a bird that couldn't be uglier anymore to confuse my vision, so as to test my sincerity to you, isn't it?" With your little head, how big can your brain be, and how can you hide so many hearts? ”
Mirror: "......"
It doesn't understand what brain capacity is, but as the name suggests, it also knows that Jin Yan is scolding it for being stupid again.
But is that stupid?
It is forced to be helpless!
Chengying went to kill the assassin, Jin Yan was alone in the palace, and it could only venture in.
As everyone knows, Princess Zixia, who is favored by Emperor Xi, prefers everything that looks beautiful, whether it is gold, silver, jewelry, people and small animals.
If it becomes more beautiful, won't it become someone else's pet?
In order not to be caught, it deliberately became ugly, but it was not recognized, and it was scolded as the ugliest bird.
Xiaojing was full of grievances, and was about to express it, when he heard Jin Yan say: "Speak well, don't roll your eyes, it's too ugly, it's not good for my eyes." ”
Mirror: "......"
Who rolled their eyes!
If you have the ability, don't pinch Lao Tzu's neck!
Xiao Jing was angry and couldn't speak, so he tried to flutter his wings and struggled for a long time before escaping from Jin Yan's hands.
It sprang to its feet, and flew with a clear aim towards a lampstand, where the flames of the lamps that had been burning could retreat in fear as if they were frightened.
Ghost fire also has something to be afraid of?
What is that?
Jin Yan frowned at this scene, and was puzzled, so he heard Xiaojing say: "Running around all day and night is not worrying at all." ”
"Are you human?" Jin Yan said.
Mirror: "Who is rare!" ”
Jin Yan echoed it, "Ah, yes, yes, yes, you're not rare, otherwise you'll become a birdman, which is really not very good." ”
Xiaojing was so angry that he was about to leave, but his little head couldn't help but look back, and saw that Jin Yan was not moving in place, and he didn't know how many dangers lurked around, so he had to fly back again.
"Can't you hear the death knell?" Xiao Jing said.
Jin Yan: "Knell? What death knell, that voice just now, wasn't it the sound of Hades? ”
Mirror: "......"
Hades: "......"
Whooping?
Xiao Jing was so angry that he fanned his wings, and gave Jin Yan a slap through the void, "Ming, have you seen Hades, just say that he is Ming!" You are not afraid that he will hate you, reduce your yang longevity, and send ghosts to hook your soul in the middle of the night. ”
Not to mention, not far from them, there was such a Hades who was about to move.
Jin Yan said honestly: "I haven't seen it, have you seen it?" So does he snort? ”
Mirror: "......"
Hades: "......"
Xiao Jing was so angry that he began to roll his eyes again, "Why does Hades have to scream?" He's not a chicken. ”
Hades in the void thought so.
Soon he was furious.
How can a chicken be compared to him, at least it has to be a basket of flower chickens!
Jin Yan thought for a moment and felt that what Xiaojing said made sense, so she changed her words, "Otherwise, is it snoring and farting?" Have you ever seen Hades fart too? ”
Xiao Jingxin was so tired that his eyes rolled halfway and turned into two dead fish eyes.
On the other side, Hades began to roll his eyes in relay, and his big black eyes became half black and half white.
Occasionally, a ghost passed by, and when he saw the face of the king of Hades, he was almost scared half to death.
Occasionally, a ghost passed by, and when he saw the face of the king of Hades, he was almost scared half to death.
Xiao Jing was angry and persuaded Jin Yan, "What are you looking for Hades?" Have you ever seen a living person who is idle and has nothing to do to find Hades, and he is not tired and crooked. ”
Jin Yan: "I promised the national teacher to help him ask if the Five Directions Ghost Emperor and the Ten Hall Yama can give him the seat under his buttocks." ”
Mirror: "......"
Hades: "......"
What do you mean?
Does Du Ziren have such big ambitions?
The mirror was silent for a long time, the bird's beak bumped up and down, and it took a long time before he said: "This is what the national teacher means?" ”
Jin Yan: "Of course ......"
Far away in the capital, the national teacher suddenly sneezed.
Jin Yan yawned, and then slowly took two words, "No." ”
Mirror: "Then you're crazy, look for Hades." ”
He added: "Don't yawn indiscriminately, lest the king of Hades think that Du Ziren is a ghost emperor who will worry about his position under the ass without interest." ”
Hades was once again convinced.
You can't do this with your normal mind.
But.
What does this ugly bird mean that he, the king of Hades, is very worthless?
Jin Yan didn't understand, "If you're not crazy, you can't find the king of Hades?" Didn't you hear, he just said he was going to punish me......"
Rumble!
A thunderclap rang out in the void.
Jin Yan frowned and sniffed around, "Silly bird, have you smelled anything?" ”
The mirror nodded.
Jin Yan: "It's the smell of barbecue." ”
The mirror nodded.
Jin Yan: "I don't know who struck the thunder just now, and what it hit, although this person is very pitiful and unlucky, but to be honest, this smell is too bad, it smells a hundred times worse than your burnt wild boar." ”
Xiao Jing's eyes widened angrily, "Slander, you are slandering my cooking skills!" ”
He couldn't hear this, so he immediately went to Jin Yan to argue, and he didn't care if the king of Hades was listening to their corner.
And in the corner where no one cared, the king of Hades, who had been scorched by lightning, was speechless.
He.
The dignified King of Hades.
It's not as good as a pig!
What is the principle of heaven?
What is the reason of heaven?
Wrong.
Who hacked him?
Who would dare to hack him!
In an instant, the ghost market suddenly disappeared into darkness.
A terrible thought flashed through his head, and Hades' heart was shocked, his whole body trembled, and he suddenly fell to the ground, "See ......"
"Silly bird."
It was Jinyan's voice.
Hades: "......"
It's just a coincidence, don't do his business!
In the darkness, Jin Yan accurately grabbed the bird that flew towards her, and muttered, "Why is it so dark all of a sudden, I can't even see the road." ”
In the netherworld, a ghost fire suddenly ignited again.
Hades lost his voice.
Hellish fire is like day.
Ask for a ticket~