Chapter 374: Human Cushion
Chapter 374: Human Cushion
"Third Brother He, if you dare to frame me, I will ...... ...... "Bi Yuntao racked his brains and didn't think of how to threaten him.
Tell Old Man He about this? But he doesn't know him! Besides, Third Brother He is such a big person, it doesn't seem too much to go to a green building!
Tell He Yuqing about this? Let her clean up Third Brother He?
As soon as he thought of He Yuqing, he thought of her horsewhip that didn't want money, and Bi Yuntao shivered with a chill. Unless he is a fool, if he goes to her, won't he be a sheep in the mouth of a tiger and let her slaughter?
For a while, Bi Yuntao stayed in place, diverging his thinking, thinking about how to threaten Third Brother He.
Finally, Bi Yuntao finally thought of something that could be used to threaten him, and his face suddenly lit up, but before he could speak, he heard He Sanye's exclamation.
"Brother Bi, you can do whatever you want! Hurry up and save me! If you don't come again, I'm going to fall! ”
"Oooh! It's coming, it's coming! Bi Yuntao turned his head to look, and sure enough, as Third Brother He said, the branch that Third Brother He was holding was already crumbling, and he hurriedly ran over.
"Click!"
Before Bi Yuntao ran to him, he heard a crisp sound of a branch, which broke instantly.
"Wow!"
He Sanye screamed miserably and closed his eyes in fear.
After a long time, He Sanye opened his eyes tremblingly, looking at the misty space, he had never felt so good standing on the ground.
"Huh?" He Sanye looked at the broken branch above his head, why didn't he feel pain when he fell from such a high place? And how is the ground soft?
He Sanye subconsciously arched his buttocks, which was not only soft, but also quite elastic!
"! Third Brother He, you're awkward! Do you know how heavy you are? ”
Bi Yuntao's hoarse voice came from under He Sanye.
The weight of this third brother He is simply heavier than the pregnant old sow in the cooking class! What's even more infuriating is that he doesn't say anything while lying on himself, but also twists his ass on his proud pectoral muscles, knowing that it will be misunderstood when people see that posture.
Luckily, there was no one but the two of them, otherwise they would have been in a strange posture that would not have been explained clearly.
"it!" He Sanye also exclaimed, and quickly got up from Bi Yuntao's body, covering his ass and looking at Bi Yuntao with a frightened expression, "Brother Bi, why did you run under my ass?" ”
"Run your sister!" Bi Yuntao breathed in the fresh air with a big gulp and greed, and when He Sanye got up late, he would be crushed to death by He Sanye's ass.
If this is transmitted back to the capital, his dignified King Qi will be killed by a fat man, where will he put his face?
Hey? No, what kind of face do you have to lose when you're dead!
What's more! How could he curse himself to die!
"Phew! Crow's beak! Bi Yuntao spat frantically, "I can't die!" There are still so many suffering beauties in this world waiting for me to save them from fire and water! ”
"Brother Bi? Brother Bi? He Sanye shook Bi Yuntao vigorously, but Bi Yuntao still looked sluggish.
Suddenly sadness came from it, hugged Bi Yuntao sadly, and pressed Bi Yuntao's head tightly between his plump chest.
"Brother Bi! Third brother, I'm sorry for you! He Sanye cried bitterly, and kept comforting Bi Yuntao with his broad chest, "Third brother didn't expect his ass to be so powerful!" Actually let your brother you indulge in it and be unconscious! ”
Bi Yuntao was immersed in his own world, and suddenly his eyes went dark.
Before my head could think about what was happening, there was a feeling of suffocation in my chest, and my nose was filled with the disgusting smell of sweat and human oil!
"Hurry up and let go of Lao Tzu! Lao Tzu is going to be out of breath! Bi Yuntao stretched out his hand and pinched his plump chest muscles, but he didn't expect this fat man to feel good.
"Ahh He Sanye screamed, threw Bi Yuntao out of his chest, and protected his chest in a panic, "What are you doing?" Lao Tzu is not a man! ”
"Me! I! I! Bi Yuntao rolled on the ground for three laps before stopping, breathing in a big gulp of air, and looking at He Sanye through gritted teeth.
"It's like I'm a good man!" Bi Yuntao is now furious, and he can't wait to pull out the fat man in front of him with cramps and bones, and light the sky lantern with oil on his body.
It's an ass and a boobs, and you have to kill yourself to stop it!
In the future, when you go out, you must protect yourself, except that you have to do it, and you will be a fool to meet He Junyou alone. Maybe when he upsets him, he will suffocate to death.
"Hey, hey, hey!" He Sanye looked at Bi Yuntao, who was glaring angrily, and smiled embarrassedly, "Brother Bi, you are really funny!" ”
"Funny your sister!" Bi Yuntao stood up unhappily, rubbed his sore waist, and limped towards the direction he had just identified with his face in front of him.
"Brother Bi, my sister is not funny!" He Sanye hurriedly caught up with him, and said to Bi Yuntao, "Brother Bi, you have always been my sister and my sister, can't you really fall in love with her?" ”
"If you like her, I'll raise my hands and feet in favor! In this way, my He family can also stop a lot! ”
Bi Yuntao glanced at him coldly, and patted off the arm he put on his shoulder, "It's okay for me to marry her, and give me all the property of your He family!" ”
"Forehead......" Third Master He suddenly wilted, walked a few steps away with a disgraced face, and kept muttering, "You are the dignified King of Qi today, as far as my He family's property is concerned, you are embarrassed to ask for it!" ”
"What are you muttering?" Bi Yuntao glanced at him.
Don't look at Bi Yuntao, but a cold sweat broke out in his heart, he seemed to hear Third Brother He say King Qi just now.
"Hey, hey, hey! I didn't say anything! He Sanye noticed that Bi Yuntao seemed to be aware, and hurriedly haha, "I just said that you are the future son-in-law of the Xue family, and my He family's small family has a small business, even the combined property of the two He families is not as good as the Xue family." If you have time to think about my He family's property, you might as well hurry up and help the third brother get the drawings. ”
"Humph!" Bi Yuntao snorted coldly, "You know the best!" I don't dare to compliment your sister for that kind of character. If you dare to say anything like asking your sister to marry me, when I find the drawings, I will let you exchange all the property of the He family. ”
At the same time, he breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, it seemed that he was too worried, his current fake identity was arranged by the emperor himself, and the only people who knew it were him and the emperor, how could it be easily recognized!