Chapter 753: The Whole Family Is a Rebel Maniac (35)
The waterwheel was snatched away, and the Son of Heaven was not angry.
It's just that the words of the king of the north once again poked his heart.
A year later, he sent an envoy to the north, wanting Jinyang to return to Chang'an, but Jinyang not only did not come to Chang'an, but also asked the waiter to bring a message, saying that unless the assassin of Xiao Jian was sent to the north, she would not step into Chang'an.
Jinyang will not come to Chang'an, and the little granddaughter who is talked about by Xiao Sui, his own granddaughter, will naturally not come.
He also thought about making an order to let Xiao Jian send his daughter to Chang'an, but he was afraid that after the holy decree arrived in the north, Xiao Jian was not doing anything, and Jinyang took the lead in carrying the anti-flag.
Alas!
The Son of Heaven sighed heavily in his heart, but he pretended to be relaxed on his face, "It's not just a gadget, what's the big deal, don't let me see it, I'm not rare!" ”
The king of the Northland immediately bowed his hand and shouted, "Your Majesty is wise! ”
The Son of Heaven's face froze.
Can he take back what he said before?
Sensing his thoughts, the King of the Northland immediately took a half step back, "Your Majesty, you are the Son of Heaven, and you are a man of your word. ”
Son of Heaven: "......"
So I deserve to be dumb and lose?
The two old men looked at each other, and after a moment of confrontation, they went to the courtyard and sat down.
The Son of Heaven seems to have a lot to say, royal affairs, court affairs, local affairs, he can say whatever he thinks, and before he knows it, it is already noon.
The king of the Northland euphemistically asked if the Son of Heaven was going back to the palace for dinner, and after he finished speaking, he received a cold look, "Why, I can't eat here?" Your Northland Mansion is so poor that you can't even provide a bite of food for me? ”
"The old minister doesn't dare, it's just His Majesty's golden body......"
The Son of Heaven interrupted the King of the Northland, "Shut up, I'm going to eat here today!" ”
The King of the Northland shut up.
After the soup was brought to the table, when the Son of Heaven pointed to the soft and white square in the bowl and asked what it was, he did not speak.
Under the obscenity of the Son of Heaven, the cook who served the dish said: "Back to Your Majesty, the name of this thing is 'Tofu', which is made of beans when the little Weng master is playing, which is smooth and delicious, and very delicious." ”
The Son of Heaven scooped up two large pieces of tofu with a calm face and put it in his mouth, and after eating, he chirped sourly: "It's plain, it's tasteless, it's a pity to throw it away." ”
As soon as the words fell, the king of the northern land reached out and grabbed the bowl of tofu and feasted on it.
In the blink of an eye, the bowl of tofu had bottomed out.
The Son of Heaven was stunned.
He couldn't help but say angrily: "Xiao Sui, dare to rob tofu with me, are you going to rebel?" ”
The king of the northern land drank the last of the tofu soup into his stomach, licked the bowl clean, and after burping with satisfaction, he said: "Your Majesty, the crime of rebellion is too heavy, and the old minister can't afford it." ”
The Son of Heaven looked at the licked reflective bowl and was heartbroken, "If you can't afford it, you dare to snatch my food in front of me!" ”
The king of Beidi glanced around, then looked at the dishes and chopsticks on the table, and said to the Son of Heaven: "Your Majesty, this is the old minister's mansion, the person who cooks is the cook of the old minister's family, and the old minister's belongings are placed on the table......
Before he could finish speaking, the Son of Heaven said: "Presumptuous, bold!" The world is my world, Chang'an is my Chang'an, and even your mansion is given by me! ”
When the words fell, the entire courtyard instantly became audible.
The king of the northern land glanced at the Son of Heaven deeply, then got up and left the table, kneeling on his knees, "Your Majesty, the subordinates have committed a great rebellion, and the ministers deserve death, and please forgive your majesty!" ”
The Son of Heaven's expression changed slightly, as if he wanted to say something, but in the end he didn't say anything, snorted coldly and left.
When he walked to the door, when he turned back, the king of the Northland was still kneeling in place, without even raising his head.
After a long time, the cook served the food again, and when he saw the situation in the courtyard, his face suddenly changed greatly, and he immediately put down the food and came to the king of the northern land.
"Lord, you, Your Majesty ......"
"Help me up."
King Rongma of the Northland has suffered an unknown number of injuries in his life, and his legs and feet are no longer as good as before.
This kneeling cut off the grace of the few remaining monarchs and ministers, and also made the leg injury of the king of the north recur, lingering on the sickbed, and unable to step out of the palace for half a step.
……
Northland.
After seeing the messenger from Chang'an, Xiao Jian left the palace with a calm face, and he did not return to the Northland City until dark.
As soon as he arrived outside the palace gate, he heard the sound of children playing.
Isn't this his most naughty son, and who is it?
Xiao Jian dismounted, threw the reins to the guards, and when he came to the gate, he saw Jin Yan sitting obediently on the pony, while Xiao Jinan was squatting on the ground playing with mud.
Stinky boy!
Xiao Jian scolded, Xiao Jinan immediately turned around, glanced at him and then turned around, and said to Jin Yan in surprise: "Yan, Father is back!" ”
Xiao Jian stepped forward, picked up Jin Yan with one hand, picked up Xiao Jin'an, who was covered in mud and dirt with the other, and strode towards the house.
Xiao Quji happened to come out to find the two of them, and as soon as he saw him, Xiao Jian threw the little dirty boy over, "Wash him clean." ”
The defenseless Xiao Qujian was directly hugged by Xiao Jinan, and suddenly he was covered in mud.
He looked at the sludge unbearably, and then looked at Xiao Jinan, who was angry and shouting at his father, and directly picked up the other party and threw it into the pond.
For a while, the entire pond was filled with Xiao Jin'an's scolding voice.
……
During the meal, Xiao Quji and Xiao Jinan both changed their clothes, and Xiao Jinan began to sue as soon as he saw Princess Jinyang.
Father bullies!
The second brother also bullies!
Princess Jinyang directly blocked his mouth with a big chicken leg.
At the same age, even when her daughter is naughty, she is like a well-behaved little lady.
And this son, no matter how old he is, looks like a dog hate.
I thought that he would be thrown into the barracks and exercised his will through those hard and cruel training, so that he could grow, but his will became stronger, but his nature did not change, but because he learned more things, he became more and more playful, and it became more and more difficult to discipline.
Xiao Jinan gritted his teeth and ate the chicken legs, his fierce eyes swept over the tall Xiao Jian and fell on the elegant Xiao Quji.
Hum!
Wait!
One day, when I'm taller than all of you, I'll throw you both into the sea!"
He was born in the Northland, he had never left the Northland, and naturally he had never seen the sea, and he did not know what the sea was like.
But my sister said that the sea is the biggest water.
He didn't know how big the "biggest" was, but when his father and second brother went in, they must not be able to get out.
Xiao Jian didn't know how "filial" his youngest son was at the moment, he tore some meat for Jin Yan, put the dipping sauce and let her eat it slowly, and then said to Princess Jinyang: "There is an accident in the north, I want to take the troops out for a trip." ”
Princess Jinyang's face was calm, "When will you leave?" ”
Xiao Jiao: "The sooner the better." ”
Princess Jinyang paused and put down her chopsticks, "Okay, you lead the army first, and the grain and grass will follow." ”
Xiao Jiao's lips moved slightly, as if he couldn't bear it, but he didn't say anything.
Chang'an is uneasy, and the north is restless.
Before Chang'an makes a move, he must first calm the rear and never suffer from future troubles.