Chapter 1 The spectrum of the Son of Heaven has to be placed everywhere

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A team of undead from the human world to the underworld walks desolate and lonely on the Yellow Springs Road.

On both sides of Huangquan Road, there is an extremely gorgeous flower, this kind of flower does not see the leaves, the leaves do not see the flowers, the flowers and leaves have the same root but the birth is wrong, the two do not see each other, cherish each other forever, people call it the other side of the flower.

The flower on the other side is the flower that voluntarily fell into hell, and it is also the most poignant, the most enchanting, and the most gorgeous flower in the world, and it is the only scenery and color on this long Huangquan Road.

It is known as the "Fire Road" because it is as red as fire, blooming on both sides of Huangquan Road, and the Huangquan Road looks like a road paved with blood from a distance.

It was under the escort of the bull head and horse face that the undead walked on this path of fire, step by step to the Netherworld Prison.

", is there any mistake, the Son of Heaven in the world is so worthless when he goes underground, there is no dragon chariot, and the sweat and blood BMW is also made! Just practicing iron feet like this, what is the matter, don't look down on people so much. A mournful voice in the ranks of the undead shouted.

The bull head who was in charge of escorting the undead followed the prestige, and saw that it was a guy with inverted eyebrows, a crimson face, and a small angular and thin face, and immediately became angry, waving his wand and shouting: "Okay, you shameless guy, who do you think you are!" You are the Son of Heaven on earth, Lao Tzu is also the Jade Emperor of heaven! If you want to ride the dragon chariot and ride the sweaty BMW, try Lao Tzu's magic wand first! "When you're done drinking, you're going to swing your wand away.

The power of the wand is not in vain, the lethality can be said to be huge, terrifying to the extreme, in an instant, the faces of the undead in the team changed dramatically, and their eyes turned green with fright.

There is a saying on Huangquan Road, if you are all destroyed and the scum is gone, it must be the bull's wand that has been shot.

But the little thin face who didn't know what to do was just going to stalk his neck and stare at the blood-red eyes in front of the bull head: "What, you want to hit someone?" You have the ability to fight! If you don't fight, you will be raised by the grandson of the turtle! ”

The bull head was furious, and saw that the wand was about to fall on the little thin face's brain, but he was unexpectedly grabbed by someone.

The bull head looked sideways, and it was his colleague Ma Mian who was dragging his family.

"Brother Bull Heads, stop the fire, stop the fire!" Ma Mian frowned. Have you forgotten the last time you escorted the undead of the Tang Dynasty in the Central Plains? ”

"The last time I escorted the undead of the Tang Dynasty in the Central Plains?" When the bull head heard it, his face immediately turned pale, that is, who doesn't remember the name of his father and mother, and he can't forget it!

He still remembers the last time he escorted the undead of the Tang Dynasty in the Central Plains, there was a guy with a straight nose, round eyebrow bones, and a fat figure who also claimed to be the Son of Heaven, and he always refused to obey Guan Jun, if it wasn't for the horse-faced brother to stop him, he would almost be rough with him.

The result?

When I arrived at the Hades Palace, what a guy, the Hades of the Ninety-Five, actually descended to the rank and bowed down to greet him.

Niu Tou inquired in surprise, this person is the best emperor of the Tang Dynasty Li Shimin, not only that, Li Shimin's previous life was actually the Emperor Ziwei! Ziwei the Great is one of the four emperors of Taoism, and his status in Taoism is very high, second only to the Jade Emperor! In addition to his extremely high status, Emperor Ziwei is also very powerful, and he is mainly responsible for helping the Jade Emperor deal with various government affairs in the Heavenly Court. And Hades is nothing more than a department manager under the company, and his status and power are not as good as that of Ziwei Emperor! Li Shimin is the Emperor Ziwei who has gone down to earth.

Li Shimin made a dozen small reports, Okay, the bull's appearance is miserable! The penalty is not counted as a one-year deduction, and he also swept the imperial toilet in the Netherworld for a whole month.

What's even more tragic is that it has also made a profound review of Ma Mian.

Thinking of the tragic days of gnawing sauerkraut, eating wowotou, and smelling the dry smell of urine, the cow wanted to cry, and he could only blame himself for his own vision.

After Ma Mian's reminder, Niu Tou remembered this bad thing about Chen Guzi's rotten sesame seeds, and often said that a person can't fall into the same rotten pit twice, and the same is true for ghosts, so he had to take back the wand of Fu Magic.

The bull head and the horse face thought that they were at ease, and the team could set off again, but they were wrong.

The little thin face couldn't do anything about him, and his request was not met, so he jumped even happier.

"There's no dragon chariot, right? Sweaty BMW, right? I had expected that you would be in a shabby place in the underworld, how could you have the kind of high-quality goods in the world! Anyway, I might as well follow the local customs, lower the travel standards, and you two can find someone to carry me away! ”

"Find someone to carry you away? You're a turtle grandson, what a big breath! Regardless of whether you are the Son of Heaven or not, what if you are? When you go to the underworld, it's not the same as an undead, It's no different from an ordinary undead, what a bad score! ”

As soon as he heard the words of the little thin face, the grumpy bull's head was angry, and he was about to step forward to attack, but was gently dragged down by the horse's face, and he willingly died down.

Now it's time for the horse to play.

"This brother, may I ask your name?" The horse's face smiled and said, the old horse was really extraordinary as soon as he appeared, and he narrowed the distance between him and the little thin face.

"If I don't change my name, I won't change my surname, I will scare you to death if I say it! I am the dignified Emperor Zhu Houzhao of the Ming Dynasty! The little thin face said angrily.

"Wow, wow, wow, it's really Yao Tian Shun Ri, Qi Yu Xuanang, Flying Dragon in the sky of the Son of Heaven, long admiration, long admiration!" The horse face gave up his hand, and seized the opportunity to pat the horse's ass.

"Oh, Zhu Tianzi, here's the thing, our journey in the underworld is the same as your world, the king of Hades requires our team to rush to the palace of the king of Hades before dawn, and if the time of the trip is delayed, the king of Hades will definitely ask the teacher to ask for the guilt, and everyone can't afford to wait at that time! I think you're going to be reluctant to go! ”

"Let's just go! What kind of are you talking about! Zhu Houzhao said without gradually.

"Have you forgotten that I am a dignified son of heaven in the world, even if I become an undead and walk on the Huangquan Road, I can't lose my share, and I have to put the score the same!"

"How can this be? How this should be for the better! The horse was so anxious that he jumped to his feet.

Zhu Houzhao's pendulum forced him hard.

As the Yin of the Netherworld, the Hades hand-picked by the King of Hades. Naturally, he can't put down his body and carry this undead son who is difficult to shave his head, otherwise it will be a joke about hell, but if you don't carry it, who among the undead will carry this guy?

Just when the horse was scratching his ears and cheeks, it was really the road of endless ghosts, and a skeleton with only a skeleton left in the undead team actually walked out, bowed down and saluted Zhu Houzhao: "The minister Liu Jin is loyal to His Highness, although because His Highness misheard the slander, the minister suffered a lot, but he is also willing to serve His Highness for the last time!" ”

It seems that this skeleton has a good heart, but Zhao Sun and Moon can't help but be kicked by Zhu Houzhao: "Dead castration, I haven't wronged you, are there fewer things you did that corrupted the law, illegally collected money, and harmed the loyal and good?" Let you carry it, I will defile my body! ”

I didn't expect this to be difficult to shave, and it was really difficult to wait! At this moment, the horse face has the same emotion as the bull's head.

It's good if someone is willing to carry him, but I didn't expect him to pick three or four, what kind of medicine is sold in this guy's gourd!

Ma Mian pressed his temperament, and couldn't help but step forward and ask.

"Who wants that old man's back, not to mention that there are still missing parts, I want a beautiful eyebrow back, a beautiful eyebrow back!"

When it comes to cuties, this kid licks his lips and swallows his saliva, like that, he can be as obscene as he wants.

Zhu Houzhao has no advantages, but there are too many disadvantages, one of the outstanding shortcomings is that he likes to let people wait, especially let his concubine wait.

Ma Mian thinks that this kid's vision is good, but the dozens of Ming Dynasty undead escorted today are all big men, how can there be a ghost and a beautiful crush to make him cheap?

Ma Mian said about his own troubles, Zhu Houzhao waved his hand, "Mr. Ma, you are too worried, I know that there are beautiful eyebrows in our team!"

"What? Are there women dressed as men in this undead team? Does this kid have the fiery eyes of a pervert like Superman? Ma Mian thought it was incredible.

Then he saw a playful smile on the corner of the boy's mouth, and walked straight up to a handsome young man in the undead procession, and pulled the towel around his head.

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