Chapter 3 True and False Meng Po
In line with the principle of not eating for nothing, and eating for nothing, Wang Yangming threw down Zhu Houzhao and told him to wait outside the pavilion like other undead, and he entered the pavilion by himself.
Now Zhu Houzhao won't agree, why, why! As long as you can go in and eat and drink, I have to stare outside, no matter how I was in my previous life, I was a ninety-five, how could I have ever let people snub me.
So the hind feet also followed into the pavilion, but Wang Yangming kicked out, "Dog Emperor, die outside, inside is not the place for you to stay!" ”
Zhu Houzhao, his skin and bones are cold, and he is urging with sorrow, or Meng Po can be a person, "This big brother, it doesn't matter if you wait outside, this mother-in-law has prepared a bowl of Meng Po soup for each of your deceased!" ”
Meng Po soup? Good stuff!
In this way, Meng Po brought everyone a bowl of steaming Meng Po soup from another large wooden barrel by the pavilion, and many of the undead were already thirsty, so they drank it impatiently.
Zhu Houzhao was just about to drink and Wang Yangming was about to put down his chopsticks, when suddenly a thunderous shout came from a small road leading from the Nai He Bridge to the pavilion: "Don't eat, everyone, the soup and the dish are poisonous!" ”
Everyone followed the prestige, only to see a panting and rushing up from the path Meng Po, who was wet and dripping with water.
"How can there be two Meng Po in one Meng Po Pavilion?" Everyone was shocked, only to feel a chill all over their bodies, and couldn't help but shiver.
But many are now pale, tongue-wirling, speechless.
What's up? I've been poisoned!
At this time, seeing the Meng Po who rushed up on the path, the Meng Po of the Meng Po Pavilion also changed her face drastically, and her eyes were fierce and said: "Okay, you female ghost in the Lechuan River, you dare to climb ashore and pretend to be Meng Po to do evil, see if I don't kill you!" ”
"You are the fake Meng Po, the young thief shouts to catch the thief!" The Meng Po who rushed up on the path said.
ruined his own good deeds, this Meng Po of Meng Po Pavilion hated to crush the bones of the Meng Po who ran up on the path, so without saying a word, the corners of his mouth suddenly overflowed with a strange light, and he actually pulled out a sharp blade from his waist and stabbed the Meng Po viciously.
said that it was too late and that was fast, I saw that Meng Po stretched her body and flashed slightly, and this Meng Po stabbed her in the air.
But Meng Po was unwilling to fail, and then her figure suddenly burst out, and she continued to stab with her blade.
That Meng Po did a backflip and dodged, but this Meng Po was still unrelenting, and hit with all her might.
But this time this Meng Po's hand waved the blade a little loose, the whole body was exposed in front of the Meng Po, the Meng Po's right foot stepped forward slightly, the upper body sank down, this Meng Po's stabbed and stabbed into the air, this Meng Po's expression showed horror, but before she could change her moves, the Meng Po's right hand was complete, and a side attack hit the Meng Po's ribs. The huge impact force made this Meng Po lose half of her combat power in an instant, and she rolled to the side, tears and snot flowed out, and even the sharp blade fell to the ground.
After that, the two bare-handed people were punched and I kicked each other, and accused each other of being a fake Meng Po and a widow in the Lechuan River.
This scene is simply too shocking, but seeing the bull head and others who drank Meng Po soup and wine and vegetables just now, and spit white water and plop down, no matter how stupid people are, they can tell who is the fake Meng Po.
Next, the real and false Meng Po century war evolved into Ma Mian and Wang Yangming, and the two practitioners also joined the attack on the fake Meng Po.
In the end, the female widow was beaten to the point of decay, and the stench of the air was gone, and this treacherous ghost was destroyed so that there was not even a scum left, and it could be regarded as retribution.
A shocking conspiracy devised by a widow to harm people and disadvantage has finally been foiled.
Ma Mian said: "Meng Po, what the hell is going on with you?" Wet, did you fall into the Lethe River? ”
Meng Po sighed and said: "Alas, I also blame this bad old woman for being too kind, when I passed by the river, I heard some lonely ghosts shouting that they were hungry, so they wanted to throw some food to them, but they were dragged into the river, and then the ghostly female widow used the disguise technique to pretend to be me ashore to do evil, fortunately, I struggled to get out, otherwise I don't know how much trouble to make out!" Alas, it's all my fault! ”
The crowd sighed when they heard it.
After a while, Meng Po asked again, "How is it?" Shouldn't there be much going on with you, right? ”
"It shouldn't be a big deal, right?" The frightened horse face was excited, and then he remembered the bull's head.
When I looked into the pavilion, I was lying on the ground with my eyes closed, foaming at the mouth, and my body bowed into the shape of a shrimp.
"How can this be? How can this be? The horse face is sad from the heart, want to cry without tears, buddies go out hand in hand, This animal is because of greed, let the lonely ghost kill in seconds, This is the destination, how can I explain to the king of Hades!
But in any case, whether this kid is dead or alive at the moment, it is still necessary to do some rescue measures.
So, in a fit of anxiety, Ma Mian first pressed a few times on the chest of the bull's head, and then pressed his stinky mouth to his mouth, wanting to do some artificial respiration or something.
Before he could get closer, the bull suddenly opened his eyes and slapped his foul mouth away.
"I didn't expect you to be so obscene, Brother Ma, you want to rob me while I'm unconscious, I really don't know my heart!"
The horse's face tightened, What is this! But since the bull head was fine, he was at ease.
Then he asked, "Brother Minotaur, you just now..."
"You want to ask why I haven't lost my breath, right?" A rippling smile appeared at the corner of the bull's mouth, "When this god is almost two times, can he do it?" When I ate it, I felt that it didn't taste right, and I threw up behind my back."
"Okay, you're a bull, look at you have always been stupid, I didn't expect that the chain hadn't dropped for me at the critical moment!" Ma Mian laughed and punched the bull's head.
"Who is stupid? You're stupid! The bull head stiffened his neck, and said hatefully, refusing to suffer in the slightest.
Amitabha, Amitabha!
Meng Po, who was so ashamed that she cried and mourned, and sweated deeply for the cow's head in her heart, saw that the cow's head was fine, so she finally put her heart back to the original correct position.
After that, Ma Mian counted the people, but fortunately, only a few undead minions were damaged, and the loss rate was still within a manageable range.
So he exchanged cherishes with Meng Po and said goodbye, and the team set off again.
After that, Niu Tou Ma Mian and his party passed through the Hungry Ghost Pass, the Golden Rooster Pass, and the Hungry Dog Pass and finally arrived at the destination of the trip-Xudu City, which is also known as the Ghost City, and there are several Yin soldiers at the gate of the city.
Ma Mian handed over the customs clearance papers, and the leader of the Yin soldiers took the customs clearance papers, but he had no intention of letting go, and the bull head was about to get angry, Ma Mian hurriedly dragged him, and then a large denomination of the dark coin fell into the leader's pocket.
The leader of the Yin Soldiers laughed, and with a wave of his hand, the undead team was able to enter the city of the capital and go to the center of the city, the Hall of Hades, where the undead will receive the king of Hades.
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The atmosphere is gloomy and intimidating, and the door in front of the hall is a couplet: the rewards and punishments in the dark are clear, the right and wrong are determined in the light, and the horizontal criticism is good and evil are rewarded.
Entering the outer hall from the front gate of the temple, there was a column of fierce and vicious Yin soldiers standing on each side.
Passing through the forest lined with halberds, I entered the inner hall, and on the high platform in front of the inner hall sat the king of Hades, wearing a crown, with a bare face and a black hall, and angry eyes, and on both sides of the eight great yin handsome and six case Gong Cao, the four judges were lined up in two columns.
The line of the undead is lined up in the nave.
Niu Tou Ma Mian stepped forward and knelt down and said: "King Qiqi, Niu Tou Ma Mian was ordered to escort the 1534th batch of undead of the Ming Dynasty, the task has been successfully completed, I respectfully submit it for inspection!" ”
"A good mission?" Hades snorted coldly, and then his eyes instantly became fierce, and he slapped the startled wood on the table of the Eight Immortals.
"May I ask how you two successfully completed the task? This king asks you both to arrive at the time of unitary, and what time is it? Son of time! My two great gods are missing! ”
The bull-headed horse blushed and lowered his head, silent, trying to explain something, but it seemed superfluous.
Explain that you don't have a way to be a great tomorrow in your previous life, and let him delay for a lot of hours, are you eating dry food? Explain that you let the pretending Meng Po get a pit, and also damaged some undead, what are you doing with your long head?
I can't say it! It's just chilling to say it.
And the king of Hades is more and more energetic, and he slapped the shocked wood again: "Okay, you bull-headed horse-faced, this king just advocated a 'strive to be the first' new life movement in the underworld last week, requiring the work to be completed with quality and quantity, you two just know the law and break the law, isn't this openly singing against this king, what is it?" Left and right, what are you waiting for? Come on, drag these two rebellious fellows down for this king, and beat them to forty boards! ”
As soon as the king of Hades gave the order, several wolf-like Yin soldiers pounced on the bull-headed horse.
"Hey, my lord, I can't help it, I can't help it!" Suddenly, there was a fiery sound.