Chapter 5: Reincarnation as a son-in-law

Judge Cui said respectfully: "King Qiyu, you have forgotten, you gave the last immortal index of this year to He Xiangu last month!" ”

Hades scratched his head helplessly, and sighed: "Alas, they all complain that this king has lived 4.6 billion years old, and they are all a little old and confused. ”

Then he turned his face to Wang Yangming and said, "Miss Wang, don't complain that this king can't be a man, it's just that your luck is not good!" Well, how about this king reincarnate you as a human being? ”

Then, without waiting for Wang Yangming to answer, he called a judge, "You go and arrange this matter!" ”

Then Hades continued to roll call.

"Zhu Houzhao!"

"Yes!" Zhu Houzhao took a step forward and said.

"You're the Emperor of the Ming Dynasty, right?" Hades said with a cold face.

"Yes!" Zhu Houzhao's cheeks were slightly raised, and he replied lightly.

"If this king is not mistaken, you should be the head of the family that the surnamed Liu was waiting for just now?"

"Yes, yes!" As soon as Zhu Houzhao squeaked, he quickly sensed that something was wrong, and hurriedly changed his words: "Yes and no."

"What do you call it and what you don't?" Hades slapped the startled wood hard.

Zhu Houzhao said: "Back to the king, it's true that the family is me, but I'm not so unbearable!" ”

"Good! Bold fanatics, dare to sophistry with a three-inch tongue! Come on! For this king, send this rap boy into the eighteenth layer of hell and never be reborn! As soon as the king of Hades gave the order, several wolf-like Yin soldiers pounced on Zhu Houzhao and held Zhu Houzhao up.

Zhu Houzhao didn't expect the king of Hades to come here, his face turned green in an instant, a chill rose from the soles of his feet, and he shouted hoarsely: "The king spares his life, the king spares his life!" ”

The king of Hades was unmoved, and said: "Okay, you faint king, don't give you a little bit of power, you really don't know how many eyes the king of Hades has!" The little ones put him down for the king! ”

Zhu Houzhao, who was dragged by the force, as if he had been placed in an ice cave for ten thousand years, shouted hoarsely: "The king is wronged!" The king has been wronged! ”

"Wait." It was at this time that Judge Cui stood up, he first stopped a few Yin soldiers, and then turned his face to the king of Hades and said, "Great King, we might as well listen to what this guy has wronged?" Let him be convinced even if he is sent to the eighteenth layer of hell! ”

Several Yin soldiers let go of their hands, and Zhu Houzhao saw that he had the opportunity to wash his name, so he hurriedly said: "King, if you talk about what I did before, I have nothing to say when I enter the eighteenth layer of hell, but I have to look at two sides to see a person, I was not useless in my previous life, the royal driver personally conquered Yingzhou, singled out the little Mongolian prince Dayan Khan, and won a great victory, right?" There was also a rebellion against Zhu Chenhao, the king of Ningding, right? I don't know how much merit has been accumulated! ”

Hades raised his eyebrows, and said with an iron face: "What a character who doesn't know how much merit he has accumulated?" Is it good for King Ning Zhu Chenhao's rebellion to be quelled by Mr. Shouren? You're just asking someone to release the stray hair that was caught, and then let you go south to play and catch it, and the credit can be counted on you? And the Yingzhou victory you mentioned, the two sides dispatched nearly 100,000 troops and fought for a whole day, and in the end you only killed 16 people on the other side, but you paid the price of 52 people killed, so a surprising result is also a great victory? What an international joke! ”

was originally full of confidence and relish, but the record was degraded to nothing, Zhu Houzhao lost a big face, and his face was very unsightly.

Fortunately, at this time, Judge Cui, who is said to know how to read people and is quite humane in handling affairs, stood up.

Judge Cui made a gesture to the king of Hades and said: "King, although this Zhu Houzhao has no heart and no lungs, but his heart is not bad, and he has no fancy intestines. As a lone seedling in the thousands of acres of land of the previous emperor, he has been doted on since he was a child, and it is not surprising that his behavior is a little sloppy. In Weichen's view, this kid is not useless, it is said that he is particularly fond of learning, not only likes to ride and shoot, but also knows Tibetan, proficient in Buddhist scriptures and Sanskrit, a proper scholar; In addition, I heard that the interpersonal relationship in the Yang world is very complicated, as an emperor, how to know people well, can be called a technical job, and it is said that this Zhu Tianzi handled it very well, in addition, in disaster relief, in promoting business development, it also has a lot of commendability. ”

It can be seen that Judge Cui's words Hades listened to them.

The following should be the key, how to deal with Zhu Houzhao was put on the important agenda.

"Xiao Cui, you have an opinion!" Hades asked Judge Cui with a smile.

Judge Cui said: "According to Weichen's opinion, this Zhu Houzhao has no big or small merits, and he has small merits if he has no great merits, he is an ordinary king, and his foundation is not bad, he is a malleable material. From this point of view, he does not have the conditions to become an immortal or enter the eighteenth layer of hell, so he can only be reincarnated as a human. When the king passed the hall just now, he also flipped through the book of life and death, and found that his life trajectory still has a link of a son-in-law that has not been taken, I think it is better to let him go to the evil to make up for his homework, and go to a good family, I hope that he will be reborn, become a tyrant, and open up a life that is different from the previous life, what do you think, king? ”

"Okay, Xiao Cui really has you! Worthy of the king's wisdom and stars! Hades smiled and slapped Judge Cui, and actually smacked him.

Hades then said, "This opinion is very good, and it is in line with the king's wishes, so I will arrange for you to take care of this matter!" ”

The place where people are reincarnated after death is called the reincarnation platform, and there are six wheels installed on the reincarnation platform, which are the heavenly path, the human path, the asura path, the animal path, the hungry ghost path, and the hell path.

The first three are called the Three Good Paths, and the last three are called the Three Evil Paths.

At this time, the karma of your previous life came in handy, and Judge Cui instructed the Yin soldiers on duty on the six wheels to put you into whichever one according to the will of the king of Hades, between the roar of the wheel and the burst of golden light, in the next life, you will be an immortal or a human, a pig or a dog, and it will be decided.

Zhu Houzhao was instructed by Judge Cui to put the Yin soldiers on duty on the six wheels into the humane, with the roar of the six wheels and the burst of golden light, Zhu Houzhao fell into darkness in front of his eyes, and then felt that he was passing through a tunnel that seemed to have no end and black ancient winter, followed by seven turns and eight turns, and finally seemed to come to a dark room, possessed by a sick man lying on a small wooden bed, and gradually knew nothing.

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I don't know how long later, Zhu Houzhao opened his astringent eyes, and was surprised to find that he was lying on a broken wooden bed with a strong musty smell in a black room made of thatch and mud, and his body was covered with an old quilt that was so wet that he couldn't tell what color it was, and there were many slender cuts.

"Could it be that this is the good guy that Judge Cui said let him cross over? It's obviously a broken house! Zhu Houzhao's expression was a little dazed, this time it was really embarrassing.

Instead of playing with such a crossing, it is better to knock the soul on the stone steps of the Hades Hall at the beginning.

That's it, I don't want to cross over, and it won't help to scold Judge Cui for a lifetime of singleness, and the top priority is to solve the matter in front of you.

Zhu Houzhao has to figure out what dynasty this belongs to first? Where? What time is it now.

A tidal wave of questions hit Zhu Houzhao's mind in an instant, and he was simply having a headache.

At this moment, a thunderous roar came into the house.

"Zhu Yu, you dead plague chicken, the sun has risen to eight poles high, you are still on the bed, and you don't want the old lady to hurry up and work!"

"The sun has risen to the height of eight poles?" Zhu Houzhao was stunned, and estimated that it should be morning, eight or nine o'clock.

But who is Zhu Yu? Who was this woman who greeted him?

Just as Zhu Houzhao was stunned, a young woman in her early thirties with big shoulders and a round waist rushed to his bed from outside the house, and screwed his ears.

"Dead Zhu Yu, there is a corpse on the bed! It won't be the fall of Qixia Mountain, which will break you half-body, right? ”

This woman's madness made Zhu Houzhao understand two things, It turned out that in the dark room just now, the sick seedling lying on the small wooden bed was called Zhu Yu, and it was estimated that he was injured and only one breath was still hanging, just when he crossed through the parallel world, this guy happened to swallow the last breath, and what was so good that he didn't die was that he occupied Nestle and took away his body, and this woman, it seems that she should be the dead ghost, no, now she is her own mother-in-law.

Thinking that he would be with this tigress-like mother-in-law for the rest of his life in the future, Zhu Houzhao wanted to cry without tears, and couldn't help but think about Judge Cui again.

Judge Cui, what are you doing? Now that you have set out the lesson of making up for your son-in-law, why don't you configure a gentle and wise person? Just this fierce one, when will my hard days be a head!

But after chattering, Zhu Houzhao still sighed that it was better to have a crossing than not to cross, he had already seen that this woman belonged to the kind of big grin, and she didn't see the flaws at all, and she would still be able to live in this world as a dead ghost in the future.

There is a universal truth called: "If you come, you will be safe." It seems that the original Zhu Yu is known for his strict control of qi (wife), and Zhu Houzhao can only act according to this open plot.

Zhu Houzhao first got up quickly, folded the quilt, and then squeezed out a charming smile in front of this woman.

"What advice does my mother-in-law have?"

"If you don't instruct, just follow the old rules!"

"The old rules?" Zhu Houzhao was stunned for a moment, how did he know what old rules of birds he was?

Seeing Zhu Yu (Zhu Houzhao) standing still, the woman was stunned at first, and then quickly came back to her senses.

"Oh, forget, forget, didn't you have a broken head! Then the old lady will come to tell you that the first thing you have to do when you get up is to empty the toilet, the second thing to do is to cook, and the third thing is to go up the mountain to chop wood, cut thatch, pick mushrooms, pick honeysuckle, plant sweet potatoes, or go to the river to fish for sand and stones, and plant loaches in the fields."

No way! Doing so many things in one day, this doesn't tire people to death, and besides, these were done by subordinates in the previous life!