Chapter 9: The Hades Palace's Complaint to the Emperor

Old man Qi sighed: "Yes, yes, it is the Qiankun True Scripture jointly invented by the Ancestor of Chang and the Grandmaster Wudang, but now the Sutra has been lost!" ”

As the two were talking, Old Man Qi suddenly remembered that there should be another person in the house, so he patronized and chatted with this girl, and left him there as a light bulb.

After the old man Qi's reminder, Kuang Jinhua remembered the unruly son-in-law, the two found Zhu Houzhao, and saw that this kid was eyes closed, after Liu Jin's toss just now, he didn't know when he fainted.

Old man Qi hurriedly gave Zhu Houzhao some chest massage, artificial respiration and other rescue measures by understanding a little medical skills.

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Zhu Houzhao only felt that there was darkness in front of him, and his body seemed to fall down rapidly, and he didn't know how long it took, and he didn't know where he had passed, and finally his body stopped in front of a palace-shaped house.

Zhu Hou took a look at Dingqing, I'll go, isn't this the Hades Palace?

Standing in front of the hall, Zhu Houzhao felt that the wounds on his body were aching.

Good guy, isn't this the evil created by the old man of Hades? You clearly said that you put that eunuch in the eighteenth layer of prison, and let him be reincarnated as an animal without a formless god, who knows that you secretly released him to be reincarnated as a pit person, you Hades must be playing duplicitous! Eighty percent of them received bribes from the eunuchs, and I must not be done with you!

As soon as he thought of this, Zhu Houzhao was angry, and then rushed straight into the hall regardless of it.

Maybe today is a weekend in the underworld, and there are only two Yin soldiers who act as security personnel on duty in the Hades Palace, and the two Yin soldiers just stepped forward to stop them, and they were pushed aside by Zhu Houzhao with a loud shout.

Zhu Houzhao's shouting alarmed the king of Hades, who had forgotten to eat and was working at the table of the Eight Immortals, and the attendant Judge Cui on the side.

Both of them are a little puzzled, didn't this ridiculous son of heaven have already sent him to be reincarnated as a son-in-law, why do you come to do it if you don't keep his wife's hot pit?

When the second monk of Hades was confused, Zhu Houzhao rushed forward and grabbed his robe, "Okay, you old man of Hades, you don't believe in your words!" ”

"Don't be rude to the king!" Judge Cui on the side scolded sharply.

"I don't have your business to go to the side, your business will be settled with you later!" Zhu Houzhao pushed Judge Cui, who wanted to step forward to stop him, to the side.

Then he turned his face and glared angrily at Hades, "Okay, you old Hades, didn't you put that eunuch in the eighteenth layer of prison and let him be reincarnated as an animal?" Why did he secretly release him and reincarnate as a pit man! ”

"What? Is there such a thing? Hades was confused, and then asked Judge Cui, who said that he had given a few Yin soldiers who were on duty that day to cook.

Judge Cui then called a few Yin soldiers who were on duty that day to interrogate them carefully, and the Yin soldiers didn't admit it at first, but in the end, they couldn't wait for Judge Cui's punishment, and finally they were overflowed with feces and urine, so they had to confess one by one.

The king of Hades is so angry, the long black beard is almost smoking, you said that such a corrupt and filthy thing happened in the dignified underworld, this is still it!

If you want to let the "cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods" in the heavenly realm know, wouldn't you laugh off your big teeth!

Under the thunder and anger of the king of Hades, he immediately made three decisions: first, several Yin soldiers who were on duty that day were all sent to the eighteenth layer of hell and never reborn.

Second, Judge Cui, who bears leadership responsibility for this matter, is instructed to conduct a thorough review and be exempted from serving for one year.

Third, all departments of the prefectural government should draw lessons from this matter, mobilize from top to bottom, review the past work again, improve the quality, strictly plug the loopholes, and achieve the effect of drawing inferences from one case to another.

Hades conveyed the verbal decision to Judge Cui, asking him to form a document, make arrangements, and then pat his ass and prepare to leave.

At this time, Zhu Houzhao didn't agree, he asked the king of Hades: "This matter is over?" ”

Hades looked innocent: "What else can I do if it's not over?" ”

Zhu Houzhao said unrelentingly: "Didn't you say that you should strictly plug the loopholes?" Now that there's a loophole, you'll have to think of ways to remedy it! ”

Hades called Judge Cui: "Little Cui, what do you think about this matter, that is, is there a remedy?" ”

Judge Cui closed his eyes and pinched his fingers, opened his eyes for a while, and said with a sad face: "King, this thing is not easy to do!" Let's not mention that the guy has just been reincarnated, and has a twenty-year yang life, that is, we will send black and white impermanence to recall his soul, and the bull head and horse face will be escorted, almost a lot of mouths, and it is inevitable that some rumors will not be revealed, in case the Emperor Tingyu knows that the blame is down, you can't eat and have to go around! ”

Hearing this, Hades couldn't be calm anymore!

Suddenly, he covered his stomach with a sigh, and in an instant bursts of cold sweat oozed from his forehead, and he hurriedly shouted: "It's not good, I don't know what I ate for lunch, and now my stomach hurts uncomfortably!" Ouch, this king needs to go to the imperial toilet to solve it! Xiao Cui, I'll take care of this for you! ”

Then he rushed out of the main hall, and disappeared with a smoke.

After the king slipped away with oil on the soles of his feet, Zhu Houzhao and Judge Cui were left grinding their teeth, and after grinding for a long time, this matter could not be decided.

Zhu Houzhao said: "Didn't the king of Hades leave this matter to you, you should decide quickly!" ”

Judge Cui grabbed the white and said: "If I can make a decision, I won't be a mere judge!" ”

Zhu Houzhao thought about it, it seems that this matter has to be found by the king of Hades.

So, Zhu Houzhao asked Judge Cui for the direction of the imperial toilet, and then rushed there.

When he got there, Zhu Houzhao looked around, how could there be the shadow of the king of Hades! It is clear that Zhu someone's pigeon was released.

There was no way, Zhu Houzhao had no choice but to go back to Judge Cui.

When he arrived at the Hades Palace, to his surprise, Judge Cui also flashed.

No matter how good-tempered a person is, he can't withstand such a toss! In a hurry, Zhu Houzhao burst into foul language.

As soon as Zhu Houzhao started scolding, he attracted the Yin soldiers on duty and those who were not on duty, and everyone twisted him in one go.

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"Don't talk about me, don't talk about me!" Zhu Houzhao desperately broke free.

But what made Zhu Houzhao angry was that while he couldn't move, the claws of a Yin soldier actually stretched out to his chest and kneaded and pinched.

Could it be that the Qiu Ba in the underworld is also so colorful! Zhu Houzhao was shocked.

Then a foul mouth came at his mouth again.

"Sexual assault!" Panicked, he exclaimed.

"Sexually assaulted you!" Zhu Houzhao felt a big slap in his face, slapping him with gold stars in his eyes, but this fan also woke him up.

Zhu Houzhao woke up and was surprised to find that he was actually lying on the ground, surrounded by his mother-in-law Kuang Jinhua and a strange old man.

Seeing the old man's face crimson, Zhu Houzhao was sure that he had just seen that he was handsome and plotting against him.

"Old man, why did you do something to me just now?"

"Hands and feet?" Kuang Jinhua was stunned for a moment, and then a mouthful of spit fell on Zhu Houzhao's face.

"What about groping? If this old man hadn't come to the rescue, otherwise our family would have been finished! ”

"Ah, Xiaosheng is presumptuous, I hope this old man will forgive, may I ask the old man's surname?"