"Zhu Yu, have you forgotten, didn't Xiaocui promise to wait for her old cat to give birth to a kitten, and to give one to the two of us, you also agreed at that time, today you will sleep on the bamboo recliner next to the small bed, and the small bed will be for our baby to sleep on!"

"Oh my God, it turns out that the so-called baby is actually a kitten." His status as a son-in-law in the open family is not as good as a kitten, Zhu Houzhao simply wants to cry without tears.

However, Zhu Houzhao was still a little reluctant, "Then can't we have a BB by ourselves?" ”

"I'm embarrassed to say it, it's all because you're useless, what kind of withering is you." Kuang Jinhua glanced at Zhu Houzhao viciously.

"Oh my God, the original body can't walk humane?" Zhu Houzhao simply let Lei split again, I really can't wait to find a bundle of straw and hit him headlong to death.

I knew that it was attached to the reincarnation of this kind of person suffering from a hidden disease, so it was better not to be reincarnated in the first place.

"Let the kitten sleep in a cot, but the kitten hasn't come yet, shall I make up for another night?" Zhu Houzhao was a little almost pleading.

"No way!" Kuang Jinhua said categorically: "I have changed the sheets and quilt covers on the cot, let your stinky body be touched, how dare the baby sleep tomorrow!" ”

It's hard to be a son-in-law! This night, lying on the dilapidated bamboo recliner next to the small bed, Zhu Houzhao, who listened to the "squeaky squeak" wake-up lulla, tossed and turned, and had no sleep all night.

In the early morning of the next day, the sky was still dark, and Kuang Jinhua's roar remembered: "Zhu Yu, hurry up and cook!" ”

After getting dressed, Zhu Houzhao squeezed out a smile on his face, and rushed to the side of the big bed, "What is my wife going to eat this morning?" ”

"Whatever, or just eat a sweet potato porridge!" Kuang Jinhua waved her hand.

For Kuang Jinhua, eating a sweet potato porridge is casual, but for Zhu Houzhao, who is a little white, it is not so simple.

No way, Zhu Hou, who was in the kitchen, invited the great Bodhisattva of the Bull Demon King as usual.

The Bull Demon King said: "Momoda, do you want to cook a piece of sweet potato porridge and a piece of cake!" Similarly, it is also divided into several steps.

One is that you have to estimate how many people are cooking, if it is two people, only 1 small tube of rice and 1 sweet potato can be cooked.

The second is to wash the rice and put the rice in the pot.

The third is to wash the sweet potatoes and cut them into small pieces! ”

Fourth, you have to put the sweet potatoes into the pot, add three bowls of water, and then turn on the fire, after the porridge boils, turn off the heat until ten minutes, and the sweet potato porridge is ready.

After that, Zhu Houzhao concocted the same method according to the words of the Bull Demon King, or after getting up and washing, Kuang Jinhua, who was sitting at the dining table with his feet crossed, saluted the fragrant and steaming sweet potato porridge......

After eating, Kuang Jinhua wiped her mouth, and then called Zhu Houzhao: "Zhu Yu, my mother is going to do something, do you know what you should do at home?" ”

Zhu Houzhao knew that Kuang Jinhua's so-called work was to go to a yarn factory to work, and work hard for five oceans a month. And he really didn't know what he was doing at home as a vagrant.

Looking at Zhu Houzhao's face in the clouds, Kuang Jinhua said sharply: "Could it be that the old lady told you something early yesterday morning" Go up the mountain to chop wood, cut thatch, pick mushrooms, pick honeysuckle, plant sweet potatoes, or go to the river to fish for sand and stones, and plant loaches in the field" Have you forgotten everything?

Zhu Houzhao scratched his head a little ashamedly, and muttered: "Who remembers what you said early yesterday morning?" Besides, I can't do so much work for a while! ”

Kuang Jinhua said: "It doesn't matter, you can't finish it today, you can't do it tomorrow, you can't finish it tomorrow, you can't do it the day after tomorrow, there will always be a time to finish it!" So, this morning you will go up the mountain to chop firewood, cut thatch and pick mushrooms, and in the afternoon go to the river to fish for sand and gravel! The tools for cutting thatch and chopping wood are sitting behind the door, and I'm going to do my job! Oh, I didn't come back from eating at the mill at noon, you make your own arrangements! Then he went out and walked away.

Kuang Jinhua patted her ass and left, leaving the problem to Zhu Houzhao.

Speaking of which, Zhu Houzhao was also a son of heaven who "stretched out his hands with clothes and opened his mouth with food" in his previous life, although his identity after passing through the possession was very different from his previous life, but he didn't know where to go up the mountain to chop wood, cut thatch, and pick mushrooms.

Holding a firewood knife for chopping wood, a bamboo chop for cutting thatch, and a bamboo basket for picking mushrooms, Zhu Houzhao was standing at the door of his house at a loss, thinking about whether he was going to invite that cow brother to solve his doubts?

Just at this time, he saw a pair of young men and women laughing and passing by the path in front of the house, and what made Zhu Houzhao's eyes shine was that they were also holding firewood knives, bamboo chops and bamboo baskets in their hands.

Zhu Houzhao slapped his thigh with joy, "Now there is!" ”

"This little brother, where are you going to fight?" Zhu Houzhao greeted the stout guy.

"Collect firewood!" The guy subconsciously responded, and then turned sideways and glanced at Zhu Houzhao.

Suddenly, he rushed towards Zhu Houzhao with one hand and shouted loudly, holding Zhu Houzhao's raindrop-like fists.

"Okay, you Zhu Yu, I don't even know the little hair who wears open crotch pants and plays with mud, I'm Dagang!"

"Dagang?" Zhu Houzhao was stunned for a moment, he realized that this should be the friend of the former dead ghost Zhu Yu, now it's okay, Zhu Yu doesn't know Zhu Yu's friend, this international joke is too big!

What to do? You have to come up with an excuse quickly, or you're going to be exposed.

I saw Zhu Houzhao's eyes flickering, and he immediately had an idea.

"Dagang, you know, didn't my brain break last time I was beating firewood!"

"Oh, I know, I know, I understand, I understand." Dagang reacted immediately.

"Hey, where are you and this girl going?" Zhu Houzhao asked again.

"What girl?" Da Gang dragged the woman in front of Zhu Houzhao, "Zhu Yu, have you forgotten that I am holding hands, Xiaocui!"

"What? Is it Emily? ”

Wow, wow, wow, I made another oolong, I don't know Fa Xiao, I don't know Fa Xiao's girlfriend, what kind of Zhu Yu is this? Zhu Houzhao was embarrassed and kept scratching his head.

However, you have to find excuses quickly, otherwise it will make people suspicious.

So, Zhu Houzhao squeezed out a smile on his face: "Ah, it turned out to be Xiaocui!" At the end of a few years, I became more and more delightful, and I couldn't recognize it! ”

"See you in a few years?" Zhu Houzhao received a light punch from Da Gang on the shoulder, "Zhu Yu, have you forgotten that the three of us went to Qixia Mountain to collect firewood together a few days ago!" ”

"Oops, I almost got my diorama pierced again!" Zhu Houzhao, who was blushing and thick-necked, was shocked, and hurriedly smiled awkwardly: "Look at my brain, after such a fall, I don't remember anything!" ”

"Understand, understand." This time, Da Gang gently patted Zhu Houzhao's shoulder.

"Hey, Da Gang, you haven't answered my question just now, where are you and Xiaocui going?" Zhu Houzhao asked.

"Collect firewood!" Da Gang said without thinking.

"Will you be able to catch me?"

"I can't ask for it!"

So, the three of them headed towards Qixia Mountain, which is on the outskirts of the county.