Please look at the questions, Kindergarten New Student Entrance Test Questions (3 questions in total): Question 1, Is the food you eat in the morning male or female?

Oh, my God! There are male and female dishes? It's a strange story! Zhang Juzheng was confused.

But he still patiently looked at the second question, and the second question went like this, "Did the egg come first or the chicken came first?"

Oh, my God! Who knows! Zhang Juzheng's mind instantly turned into a mess.

The third question is, how many stars are there in the sky? Zhang Juzheng is also blind.

"Ju Zheng, have you come up with the answer?" Kong Yiji asked with a smile.

"No." Zhang Juzheng replied honestly, Yes, no, no, this has always been Zhang's temperament.

"What? No? This is the kindergarten entrance test for new students! The famous minister of the Ming Dynasty, who was born in a dignified scholar and a scholar, actually said that he would not do it, who would believe it! ”

As soon as Zhang Juzheng said this, Kong Yiji and the various scientific directors were stunned.

I rub.

What's going on?

Everyone was stunned, Zhang Juzheng spoke unhurriedly: "Principal Kong, the heads of science, as well as Mr. Qi, Zhang Mou, I really can't answer these kindergarten freshman entrance test questions, I have disappointed everyone's love!" Ju Zheng will go home, if there is a fate, we will meet in the future! ”

After Zhang Juzheng finished speaking, he wanted to walk out of the classroom and pick up the luggage parked on the cart outside the classroom.

"Student Zhang, please take a step slowly!" Abrupt Kong Yiji waved his hand and shouted.

"Take it slowly, what does that mean?" Although Zhang Juzheng was suspicious, he still stopped involuntarily.

"Classmate Zhang, what kind of attitude do you have!" Kong Yiji walked over and said loudly.

"What attitude?" Zhang Juzheng was in his heart.

"What does that mean?"

"That's right, it's going to be punished! The rhythm before the storm comes! ”

Well, now you said that the famous name of the dignified scholar and the scholar is connected to several kindergarten freshmen entrance test questions, don't you want to open anyone!

"Principal Kong, I—" Zhang Juzheng exclaimed.

"Say no more!" Kong Yiji waved his hand.

"What? Don't you even give a chance to explain? This next bitter gourd-faced Zhang Ju is even more bitter.

However, Kong Yiji's next action surprised Zhang Juzheng and everyone present, he raised Zhang Juzheng's hand and said loudly: "Now I announce that after the school literary examination, Zhang Juzheng has successfully passed the test!" ”

"What? That's it? I (he) didn't answer any questions! Everyone present stared at Qing Qing with a look of surprise, especially Zhang Juzheng.

He secretly wondered in his heart: "Is this Kong Yiji playing tricks on me!" Let me make a fool of myself first, and then let me be grateful to him, no wonder he deserves to be the principal, this routine is so deep! ”

Zhang Juzheng was secretly thinking about the meeting, Kong Yiji was busy explaining to everyone who didn't know what was going on: "Colleagues, students, what is the purpose of our on-campus test? It's not about checking the quality of every freshman! And the quality of a freshman in addition to talent, I think the first place is always quality! Zhang's character is very good, there is an old saying that 'knowing is knowing, not knowing is not knowing', what does this mean? That is to say, if you know, you know, you don't know! If you know, you don't know, you don't know, this truth is very superficial, everyone understands, but many people can't do it! And Zhang has done this very well, which can be regarded as commendable! Take these kindergarten freshman entrance test questions as an example, the flexibility and arbitrariness of the answers to these questions are very large, and if Zhang wants to talk nonsense at will with his profound knowledge, he can easily pass the test, but he didn't! That's exactly what I admired him and announced that he had passed the test! ”

After Kong Yiji finished speaking, he took the lead in applauding, and then the deafening applause crackled in the classroom.

Zhang Juzheng successfully passed the test, and there is no suspense below that Zhu Houzhao has passed the test, and there is no suspense in the test question, that is, the agricultural examination question.

The next thing we see is Zhu Houzhao walking up to the podium, and he lifts the last bowl and unfolds the crumpled note.

The note read: "Please briefly discuss how to grow rice?" ”

It's funny! Thanks to Old Man Kong, you can also think of such a topic? Zhu Houzhao's brain suddenly seemed to explode, and he was blind without suspense, "Che, do you think I was born as a peasant uncle in my previous life?" ”

There is no way, it seems that you have to ask the old cow of the magic mirror for this matter, but it is quite inconvenient to ask for advice in the eyes of everyone right now. Suddenly, Zhu Houzhao's mind flashed, and he had an idea.

Suddenly, he covered his stomach with a sigh, and in an instant a burst of cold sweat oozed from his forehead, and he hurriedly shouted: "It's not good, I don't know what I ate for breakfast, and now my stomach hurts uncomfortably!" Ouch, I'm going to have to find a public toilet to fix it! ”

Zhu Houzhao suddenly had a situation, and everyone was so anxious that they didn't know what to do, Kong Yiji told the direction of the public toilet, and then instructed: "The body is important, go and go back quickly!" ”

is really shameless and invincible in the world, Zhu Houzhao, who doesn't care about his face at the moment, can't help but sigh to himself, this acting skills are amazing, and he can definitely win the Oscar for Best Actor in the entertainment industry.

Before Kong Yiji finished speaking, he rushed out of the examination room, and ran away without a trace.

Zhu Houzhao soon arrived at the public toilet, he carefully removed the magic mirror hanging on his chest, and then gently exhaled a fire word to it.

Suddenly, Zhu Houzhao suddenly saw a burst of golden light in front of him, and the Bull Demon King appeared on the demon face.

I saw the Bull Demon King bowing to Zhu Houzhao: "The Bull Demon King knocks on His Highness!" ”

Zhu Houzhao hurriedly said: "Bull Demon King, tell me how to grow rice?" ”

"Growing rice?" The Bull Demon King was really stunned, and said in his heart: "I really can't see it! In his previous life, he was still a dignified son of heaven, but in this life, he has to be a farmer with his face facing the loess and his back to the sky! But in any case, this is someone's own business, and they can't take care of it, and they can't do it! ”

Then he said, "Your Highness, is this kind of rice, is it like this, 1, before planting rice, you must first use a buffalo to turn over the soil of the rice field to make it soft.

2, to cultivate seedlings in a certain field, this field is called the seedling field, after sowing the rice seeds, sprinkle a layer of rice husk ash on the soil, good rice seedlings are the key to the success of the rice seeds, when the seedlings grow about eight centimeters tall, you can transplant the seedlings.

3. Rice transplanting is to carefully insert the seedlings into the paddy field, and the seedlings are generally in a north-south direction. In addition, when planting seedlings, it is necessary to choose the weather without heavy rain, otherwise the seedlings will be damaged by heavy rain. 4

4. When the seedlings grow, they should be taken care of from time to time, or pull out weeds, or fertilize, or use pesticides to get rid of pests, so as to make the rice seedlings grow robustly, and promote the fullness and quantity of rice in the future.

5. When the ears of rice hang down and are golden and full, you can start harvesting, first use a sickle to cut off the rice bunches one by one, and then bundle them up one by one, and then use the threshing machine to separate the rice ears from the rice stems to become rice, and the rice is then processed to remove the husk, which is the rice with white flowers. ”

After the Bull Demon King finished speaking, Zhu Houzhao wrote it down with his excellent memory skills, then put away the magic mirror, and trotted back to the examination room.

I tried it, and it was an immediate and successful pass.