Headache!

The owner of the restaurant shook his head, a little heavy, he thought that this often met spring instead of spring, it was a guy who cheated to eat and drink and wore the tiger skin hundreds of years ago to bluff people, but he didn't expect that it was not a copycat parallel goods, it was indeed a genuine goods that came through the parallel world with fake exchanges.

Whether it is the appearance of Chang Yuchun depicted in the history books, the competition is meticulous, like a mold; Whether it is the four glittering big words of "Loyal to the Country" on the back, it is exactly the same as what is recorded in the history books, who will not have the words engraved on the back to play!

It's really fortunate to have a look at the ancients who wore underwear backwards hundreds of years ago!

The owner of the restaurant stepped forward with an envious face and hugged his fists: "Sure enough, it's a big hero, look up for a long time!" ”

Chang Yuchun hurriedly made a gesture and replied: "It's been said, it's been said!" ”

Zhu Houzhao on the side smiled lightly: "You two really don't know each other!" ”

The owner of the restaurant said guiltily: "I don't know that Brother Chang is a traverser, I really don't know Mount Tai!" It only took a moment to shorten the distance with Chang Yuchun.

"And the smashed table and chair?" Zhu Houzhao said.

"It's also a blessing for them to be able to hit Changda heroes! The tables and chairs of other people's hotels are not worthy of being smashed by Changda heroes! ”

"What about the food and drinks on this table?"

"It's all withdrawn, what do you want to eat, do it again!" The restaurant owner waved his hand.

……

"Boss, we're really feasting this time!" On the way back, Chang Yuchun sighed with a full burp.

"Yes, yes, it's free!" Zhang Juzheng and Wang Yangming answered in unison.

"Yuchun, this time you have the first credit!" Zhu Houzhao smiled lightly, "If you hadn't given that guy who didn't know how to look at it with a little color, how could there be such a feast and free dinner!" ”

The night was deep, the moon was high in the sky, the stars were blinking in the sky, the earth was asleep, unknown insects were crumbling on the roadside, and the breeze was blowing gently.

4 people unknowingly came to the school gate, and oops, several people found that the school gate was locked.

4 people shouted at the same time, I don't know how many students in front of me have called, and I don't know how many students in the back will call that is not good.

It's not a good thing!

There is a rule in this school, the door is opened at 7 a.m., and the iron general guards the door at 11 p.m.

It's not that they don't know, but they forget about it when they get confused about it.

What should this be now?

Or Zhiduoxing Zhang Juzheng has a lot of ideas, and he has an idea in a flash of brain, Did the Jinshi fall from the sky in his previous life?

He said, "I know there's a little hole in the wall next to the gate, and one person can go in and out, so we might as well get in from there."

A dead horse should be a live horse doctor, so for now, this can only be the case, and the four people immediately agreed with both hands and feet.

As the boss, Zhu Houzhao was the first to drill the dog hole, which was the first to be done.

But Zhu Houzhao drilled over, straightened up, and just took a few steps, he collided with a black shadow rushing over.

The black shadow screamed, and the thing in his hand hit Zhu Houzhao's head heavily in a panic.

Zhu Houzhao was full of gold stars and a splitting headache for a while.

casually touched his forehead, There was a slimy and even greasy feeling on his hand, and a terrifying word flashed in Zhu Houzhao's mind - blood!

"Could it be that you have been robbed?" Zhu Houzhao's mind immediately flashed such a terrifying thought!

When Zhu Houzhao was shocked, "Woo woo, you, don't come here!" The shadow took 8 or 9 steps back, and then a trembling voice came.

"What the hell is going on?" According to this common script, after knocking the lamb to the slaughter, the robber should pounce like a wolf and a tiger, and make a lot of money against the lamb that is not dead or injured or faint and can't find the north, which is in line with the unfolding plot? How could he retreat a long way away, and beg himself not to approach, this is too inconsistent with the law of the robbers!

But no matter what, Zhu Houzhao still decided to find out what was going on.

Zhu Houzhao took advantage of the moonlight, forced his eyes to look, and the focus slowly gathered hazy on a girl about twenty years old with two ponytails.

robbery, and it was carried out by a cute concubine, which was also too unexpected for Zhu Houzhao.

At this moment, the girl was holding a wooden stick in her hand and was desperately waving it at him.

"You little girl! Be a good person and don't do it, but be a robber! Do this rooster and dog thief! Although Zhu Houzhao still hurt when he hit his head, he still reprimanded in a hoarse voice.

"You're the robber! And not only robbers, but also hooligans! The girl followed Zhu Houzhao's example and shouted at him.

Zhu Houzhao shook his head, feeling a little heavy, he really couldn't figure out that this robber not only did not have a weak heart as a thief, but also had to fasten a big hat of a hooligan on his head, and he wanted to ask what was going on, so he took two steps forward.

"Don't come here! Please don't come here! I'm not a robber at all! Seeing this, the girl shrank back nervously, her shoulders trembled violently, and a pair of frightened eyes stared at Zhu Houzhao, who seemed to have a lustful face.

The plot is completely reversed, and this scene is too unexpected for Zhu Houzhao, now, the robbers that Zhu Houzhao originally identified seem to have become a vulnerable group, and more and more subvert Zhu Houzhao's original identification, and the victim Zhu Houzhao seems to have become the dominant party.

With an advantage, do not take advantage of it, do not take advantage of it.

"No, it's okay, let's put aside whether you're a robber or not, but you have to say why Chun Chu beat me first!" Zhu Houzhao shouted at the girl who looked like crazy.

"Because you're a scoundrel! I just got into that dog hole, and I want to go into the school to harass the girls! The girl replied with a sob.

"Funny, funny! If you drill a hole, you become a hooligan, which is probably the funniest joke in the world! Zhu Houzhao felt numb on the top of his head, his whole body was shaken, and he roared hoarsely.

And then he walked up to the girl, trying to explain why he was drilling this hole.

Zhu Houzhao's action suddenly touched the sensitive nerves of the girl, and in her opinion, it was the prelude to the hideous hooligans who wanted to attack her.

At the moment, there is no way to hide, and the hooligans who want to escape will catch up, so they can only try their best not to let him succeed.

"Stinky Stream...... Don't come here, scoundrel, or I'll fight with you. As if enchanted, the girl swung her stick vigorously.

"What a big joke, I can't shake off the hat of this hooligan!" Zhu Houzhao suddenly laughed strangely, and the strength of his body seemed to be drained in an instant, and he almost fell to the ground.

At this moment, Wang Yangming also drilled through the hole, straightened up, and just took a few steps, she saw the girl who was confronting Zhu Houzhao.

"Tang Yan, why are you?" An absolutely high-decibel soprano sounded in front of Zhu Houzhao and the girl, and both of them shook their spirits at the same time.

"How do you two know each other?" Following Wang Yangming's exclamation, Zhu Houzhao asked Wang Yangming in a surprised tone.

"Not only do you know each other, but you are also quite familiar with each other!" Wang Yangming said eloquently, "This Tang Yan is a talented girl in the ordinary class, and the two of us often publish the wall poster of the grade martial arts together!" ”

"Oh, I see, this Nizi is really not a robber." Zhu Houzhao sighed, amused by his initial miscalculation, and Tang Yan didn't know when to stop sobbing.

Eh, Wang Yangming suddenly remembered something, and asked Tang Yan: "Hey, why did you hold a stick to our boss just now?" ”

"Boss? Is it the boss of the Scarlet Gang or the Axe Gang? Tang Yan flashed her eyes and burst out laughing.

"Look at Tang Yan, where are you talking about?" Wang Yangming said angrily, "We came to school together, and the people in the class called me like this!" Oh, you haven't answered my question! ”

"Oh, Yang Ming, that's what happened." Tang Yan said.