When his eyes returned to Zhu Houzhao, he was like a nobody, and finally came to the end of the tree-lined path, with a mottled wooden sign, the legendary school library.

The legendary school library is not good, Zhu Houzhao looked around briefly, and estimated that it was more than 200 square meters of area, with more than 20 rows of bookshelves, there were not many books on the shelves, but there were many borrowers lingering in front of the shelves.

Strangely, there are no seats in this library, and the only desk sits in front of a middle-aged aunt with long hair and fluttering hair wearing a floral patterned blouse and drinking water with her head bowed in a cup.

"Auntie, I'll borrow a book." Zhu Houzhao tried his best to make himself cute when he spoke, because he had heard that women in menopause were not very good-tempered.

Burst......

The aunt raised her head, and the mouthful of water in her mouth sprayed Zhu Houzhao on the opposite side all over her face.

"Who's aunt, who's aunt, you, your father, your grandfather, your whole family is an aunt!" The so-called aunt put down the cup and crossed her waist, spitting all over the place.

Zhu Houzhao was so shocked that his eyes were about to fall, and then he could see clearly, what kind of aunt is this, it is clearly a man, and it is a young man who is a little ahead of his age, commonly known as a pseudo-mother in the world.

"I'm sorry, big brother, it's my eyes that are a little old." Zhu Houzhao took the responsibility on himself and said humbly.

"I'm sorry, that's it? Next time, you have to pay attention, don't let the bird poop be confused, you can't even tell the difference between a man and a woman!" The pseudo-mother shook off her long hair and glanced at Zhu Houzhao angrily. What's going on? After messing around, he finally fell down, and Zhu Houzhao looked depressed.

However, even though he thought so in his heart, Zhu Houzhao nodded again and again as if a chicken pecked rice, "Yes, yes, the eldest brother is right." ”

"Big brother doesn't have to be called, you have to call sir, you know?"

"Yes, yes, yes." Zhu Houzhao nodded again and again like a chicken pecking rice, he now knows that the staff in the school also like to be called a teacher, that is, sir.

"Tell me, what the hell are you doing?" The pseudo-mother glanced at Zhu Houzhao, and her tone was very impatient.

"Ah, sir, that's right, didn't I say it just now, I just want to borrow a book, and I'll look for it in your busy schedule."

When Zhu Houzhao said this, he tried his best to soften his tone, because he found that this pseudo-girl's temper was worse than expected.

"What kind of book do you want to tell me?" The pseudo-lady flicked her long hair.

"That is, it is the kind of martial arts classics written by martial arts masters, that is, the kind of tome books."

"What about the tomes? Don't weigh how many pounds and taels you have, and you're not afraid that the tome will crush you to death. “

The pseudo-mother sneered, he despised this kind of person who didn't know the height of the sky, and he couldn't even distinguish between men and women? Can you read a tome?"

"That's right, this classmate, we don't have the tome you want to borrow, I think you can please go back."

To deal with this kind of toad, it is best to kill the other party's thoughts, the pseudo-mother looks quite skilled and refreshing, not only politely rejected Zhu's request, but also issued an eviction order by the way, and directly placed the other party in the ice cave.

"Sir, please look for me, I beg you." Zhu Houzhao is still smiling, he refuses to give up any hope. "Why are you like this, such nonsense, I told you, we don't have the books you want to borrow."

"No?" Zhu Houzhao was stunned, "Sir, please look for it, how will you know if you don't look for it." “

"It's useless to look for it, and if I say nothing, I don't have it."

"Sir, why are you doing this?" Zhu Houzhao couldn't hold back his temperament.

"Well, do you want to hit someone?" The pseudo-mother glared angrily.

"Don't dare, don't dare."

The two sides are at a stalemate.

"Sir, is there a kind of martial arts classics written by martial arts masters, that is, the kind of tome books?" At this moment, a smart girl's voice sounded behind Zhu Houzhao.

In an instant, the pseudo-girl's eyes burst into a substantial, shocking light, sat up straight suddenly, and said in a voice that she felt was the most magnetic: "Yes, yes." “

"Didn't you just say you didn't have that book?" Zhu Houzhao was a little puzzled and asked.

"Just now, now is now, can you compare with other people's concubines? People can afford to eat most of them, can you?" The pseudo-mother glanced at Zhu Houzhao angrily.

"Obediently, dare to love this guy is a guy who forgets his righteousness and eats both men and women!" Zhu Houzhao scolded in his heart.

To tell the truth, it is not easy for the pseudo-mother to find this errand, I don't know how much effort her parents have made, how many meals and how many gifts they have given to represent Yin.

The pseudo-mother is now a stable job, drought and flood protection, and is striding towards a better life, the only regret is that she is a single dog.

Originally, because of his solid family background and stable job, it was not difficult to find a mother-in-law to start a family, but because there were few female staff in the school, and the scarce female staff like national treasures were all in his family, this cut off the hope of the pseudo-mother to find a partner from her colleagues.

The pseudo-mother had no choice but to focus on the group of girls, but because of her graceful appearance that was neither male nor female, and more importantly, the lack of a platform for communication and contact with girls, so it kept going.

Fortunately, he finally had a discovery that was close to Columbus's discovery of the New World, and it turned out that this platform for communication and contact with women was by his side!

This platform is self-evidently this library.

Look, didn't many boys and girls burst into fierce sparks in the process of borrowing and returning books in the library? What to talk about the meaning of life, what to exchange the experience of reading, the dry wood touched the fire, and the burning one was called a wang, a scratch, and it led to the librarian pseudo-mother who unconsciously became a light bulb was envious and drooled.

Since discovering this secret, the pseudo-mother has been very excited, and she weighed it with her toes, and she was no worse than those boys.

First of all, compared with those boys who have no future and no knowledge of their life and career, he at least has an iron job bowl to ensure income during drought and flood.

Secondly, there is the supreme power that he wields in the library, which is like that of the Earth Emperor.

Whether there are books for you to borrow, and what books you want to borrow, it is all up to him.

Relying on these two advantages, he finally had an intersection with some girls, but in the end, it was difficult to achieve good things.

The reason is that the girls who can take care of him are those who are more alternative, and he doesn't look down on them at all, which makes the pseudo-mother's heart fall to the bottom.

Looking forward to the stars, looking forward to the moon, just when the pseudo-mother was pessimistic and disappointed, there was another opportunity now.