Chapter 135: Horror in the early morning
Zhu Houzhao was fined for the unwarranted so-called "obstruction of weathering" and went to two oceans (one for him and Jinhua).
Only then were a few people allowed to leave the East Lake Gate.
Unexpectedly, Zhu Houzhao had just walked out of the gate of East Lake, and someone stopped him from behind.
"The one who looks crooked and cracked dates, you stop for me!"
"Who is this calling the crooked melon and cracked dates?" Zhu Houzhao turned back in confusion.
''Hey, don't probe your brain!'' The crooked melon and cracked jujube are the ones who called you who paid the fine just now!"
Zhu Houzhao stopped, and then he saw a policeman with a unique discipline in the Republic of China walking towards him violently.
''This gentleman, you can't go!'' According to the regulations of the Republic of China, if you do something that "hinders morality", you have to stay and receive a day of discipline and education in the "New Life Movement". The discipline police shouted.
''Fart, what bullshit Republic of China regulations, what bullshit New Life Movement, who did the 'thing that hinders the weather'?" Zhu Houzhao choked.
Zhu Houzhao thought that this world is quite crazy and chaotic, rich people have three wives and four concubines, and even more than 40 concubines, and it is even more commonplace to go in and out of Fengyue places.
And the rich people can't fight a k i S S, this violates that violation, why is it so difficult for the rich to live!
''You are still sophistry, I ask you, if you hadn't done that 'decoration' thing, why did you pay the fine just now?'' The discipline police are extremely vicious.
Zhu Houzhao was speechless, and dared to show himself that the scene of paying the fine just now made this guy see, this guy looked like a thief.
Still, he wanted to give it his go.
So he said, "It's true to pay the fine, but it's wrong, because the lady and I are husband and wife." ”
''What the hell!'' The Discipline Police said loudly.
''You said that you and that lady are husband and wife, then I ask you, do you have that piece of paper?'' Oh, it's a marriage deed?"
This really got to the point, and Zhu Houzhao was speechless for a while.
Zhu Houzhao was reborn from the underworld to the Republic of China, and took away the dead ghost Zhu Yu, how to talk about the marriage deed?
What about the marriage deed? It depends on the dead ghost Zhu Yu has wood?
But when I asked Kuang Jinhua, Kuang Jinhua said: "In the past, my parents did all those things, how do I know!"
Gotcha, catch up with the dead ghost and the arranged dead ghost in a row, there is no place to talk about it, so admit it obediently!
So, Zhu Houzhao said: "Well, discipline education is discipline education, but I want to ask, is there a way to be exempt from discipline education?"
Zhu Houzhao thought that he was half too busy, how could he have time to pull the calf.
''It's not empty, is it?'' Okay, pay the money obediently!" The Discipline Officer sneered, he was waiting for this sentence.
''How?''
''Just like just now, two oceans. ”
It's hard! Zhu Houzhao.
During the day, Zhu Houzhao and his entourage took a good stroll around the East Lake, and at night they slept beautifully.
In the early morning of the next day, Zhu Houzhao was still asleep in vinegar, and he was in a hurry to "catch the thief, catch the thief!" The shouts woke up.
In the era of war and chaos, material scarcity, and laughter at poverty and prostitution, there are many people who are forced by life or have a desire to work hard or dream of getting rich overnight.
Therefore, there are those who go up the mountain and fall into the grass, and there are also those who become Lou A rat when the gentleman on the beam is reduced.
Since Zhu Houzhao was reborn, he has experienced many cases of night thieves.
As early as when I was absent from home, I encountered thieves who flocked in groups at night, and the next morning I found that the barbed wire fence in the window of the table had been cut a large hole, and the clock and other items on the table had been swept away.
Later, when I was in school, I also encountered the theft of clothes at night.
Okay, the past is unbearable, look at what Zhu Houzhao is doing now?
I saw Zhu Houzhao turn over and get out of bed, wearing only a shorts vest, opened the door with an arrow, and rushed out like a little whirlwind.
Zhu Houzhao rushed out of the door and saw a sharp-beaked monkey-cheeked guy riding a bicycle full of goods speeding down the slope at a high speed, and several students from other classes were chasing after him.
The situation is very urgent, if you don't stop the car quickly, this guy will go down the slope to the school gate, and then cross the school gate, merge into the sea of people and cars that extend in all directions outside.
When the time comes, we will cut off people and ghosts again!
said that it was too late, that time was fast, and a good Zhu Hou looked at the moment when the car passed by, and kicked the car over with a flying kick.
The guy suddenly fell and gnawed on the mud.
This guy seems to be a practitioner too, and he stood up from the ground as soon as he was bone, and smashed Zhu Houzhao with a heavy punch.
Unexpectedly, this punch made Zhu Houzhao's iron tong-like hand grasp Shengsheng, and he couldn't move.
This guy said fiercely: "Dude, give face and make a way!" You take your sunny road, I take my single-plank bridge, and our well water does not interfere with the river water. ”
Zhu Houzhao choked and said: "To put it lightly, you return the stolen things to others, and then follow me to the bureau to surrender and strive for leniency, we can say everything well, and we can do anything." ”
''Dreaming. The guy said sharply.
Seeing that the students who were catching up behind them caught up, they gradually surrounded them, and their way was cut off.
The picture is poor and the dagger sees, and the gangsters who are desperate can make any crooked tricks.
Suddenly, he saw a lively child next to him, took him away, took out a dagger from his waist and put it on the child's neck.
''You all stand back for me, and if you get any closer to Lao Tzu, you will behead this hairy calf.'' ”
Zhu Houzhao recognized this child's name as Maotou, a child of a teacher, who looked good and was a good material for practicing martial arts and establishing a life.
Usually, he may have heard his father often mention Zhu Houzhao's name, so he always pestered Zhu Houzhao to teach him martial arts.
Zhu Houzhao said that I am still a student at the moment, and it is not too late to teach you when I practice my debut, so let's do it, I will teach you a standing horse step and initial boxing method first, and you can get up early to practice!
No, it is estimated that this hairy head got up early to practice horse walking, boxing, crooked fighting, and came to this excitement, so that this thief was targeted and used as a shield.
Zhu Houzhao thought that he also had some responsibility for this matter, and what he needed to do now was how to get out of danger safely.
''Don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive, if you have something to say, say it well, you put the knife down first.' ”
''Down?'' Speaking lightly?" The guy sneered.
"Lao Tzu put down the knife, you took advantage of the situation to swarm up and take me to the end, I am not so stupid." ”
As he spoke, the guy blocked the hairy head with his hand, which made Zhu Houzhao, who originally wanted to subdue the thief, suddenly have no choice.