Chapter 699

The old man stroked his beard and looked at Bi Yuntao, who was talking wildly in front of him, and his good impression of him just now had a few points. This person is a little clever and intelligent, but he is too arrogant, and it is a good thing that he is young and frivolous. The so-called good steel is easy to break, if you don't know how to converge, sooner or later there will be an incident.

But Bi Yuntao was crazy, but the homophone he said made him a little itchy, and he wanted to see what kind of homophone it was.

"What do you think, old man?" Bi Yuntao saw that the old man was silent, so he urged: "If you don't express your position, boy, I can take this "West Lake Smoke and Rain Map" to ask Mrs. for a reward." ”

"Hahaha." The old man laughed a few times, and then said: "The old man said, you will come up with the question, little brother, and this rule is naturally up to you, little brother." I wonder if everyone here can disagree? The old man looked around at the talented men.

"Since the old gentleman agreed, then Xiaosheng will follow the rules of this little brother according to what the old gentleman said." The genius also knew that if he wanted to get the painting, he still had to have the old man to decide. Seeing that the old man did not have any objections, he had no choice but to second.

"In this case, little brother, you can tell me how your homophone is." The old man stroked his beard with satisfaction, and smiled at Bi Yuntao: "The old man is also very curious, and wants to see what your homophone is like, little brother." ”

"That kid is ugly." Bi Yuntao clasped his fists and saluted, looking at the talented man who accused him, with a look of disdain. He sneered in his heart, daring to say that I am opportunistic, and I will tell you right now that you don't even have the ability to be opportunistic.

In the past, only talented people tested others, but today it is the other way around. Bi Yuntao smiled mysteriously and said slightly apologetically: "Everyone, boy, my handwriting is ugly, so I won't be ugly." My wife will do the calligraphy for me. Please wait a moment. Just taking advantage of this gap in my wife's writing, you are looking at it and thinking. ”

In front of so many people being called by him one by one, Xue Ruyue's face turned red, and she didn't know whether she was ashamed or ashamed.

"Sister Xue, come and help me." Bi Yuntao cheekily asked Xue Ruyue for help.

"But ......" Xue Ruyue blushed shyly, and said in a voice that only the two of them heard: "But I haven't read your article either, how do you write it?" ”

"It's fine. I said you can just write it. Bi Yuntao said with a smile.

"But ......" Xue Ruyue still wanted to excuse herself, but she was forcefully pulled to the seat by Bi Yuntao.

Xue Ruyue still wanted to struggle, but heard someone in the crowd: "We don't care who writes it by the two of you, we only care about what you say, if you two little couples are pulling and pulling like this, we will treat you as losing." ”

After a while, Xue Ruyue was full of red glow, and her cheeks were hot like fire, and she didn't do it anymore, and she wanted to shake off Bi Yuntao's palm that grabbed her wrist.

"Sister Xue, they all said so, don't be twisting." Bi Yuntao forcefully pressed Xue Ruyue on the chair and said, "If you delay, we will be defeated without a fight." Not only will we miss the second "Smoke and Rain Picture of West Lake", but even the paintings we have in hand will be handed over. ”

"This ...... All right! Xue Ruyue nodded shyly and reluctantly picked up the pen.

"Everyone, wait a moment. Soon the article came out. Bi Yuntao apologized, and whispered in Xue Ruyue's ear for a while.

With Xue Ruyue's pen, everyone couldn't help but get a little closer, and after a while, a few lines of beautiful small characters appeared on the white paper.

"Bi is better than Bibi, Bi Bi Bi, Bi Bi Wan avoided Bi Bi, Bi Bi dagger Bi Maiden, Bi Maiden, Bi died. ”

Throughout the text, a set of homonyms of Chinese characters is restrictively used, and the so-called syllables are the same, but the tones are different.

Seeing Bi Yuntao's article, everyone is big-headed, and the article here looks like a tongue twister. can read the whole article, although it is a bit tongue-twisting, but it is easy to understand.

The whole article is nothing more than saying that a person surnamed Bi makes the maid in the family more crystal than the jade, Bi Ye has always been willful and how to give up, and immediately took out the gold bead coins and asked the beloved maid to hand over the jade. How could the servant girl withstand such coercion, and she fell to the ground and died with a snort, and the servant girls despised and avoided it when they saw this. In a fit of rage, Bi Ye used his knife and killed all the maidservants.

When they saw this article, everyone fell into a deep groan. Bi Yuntao smiled and glanced around, and saw that including Xue Ruyue and the old man, the other talents were all worried, obviously unable to find the doorway.

"Can anyone make it like my homophone of "Bibi"? There is no limit to the number of words. Bi Yuntao said with a smile, embarrassed these gentlemen, he was very happy in his heart, and asked you to chant poems against you. Lao Tzu will let you see what it means to have a person outside the world, so that you guys will have your eyes to the sky all day long, thinking that the earth will not turn without you.

All the scholars were speechless, just said that this person was clever, and now it was his turn, but he couldn't even touch the way to cheat, and this poetry book was really read in vain.

Seeing that no one answered, Bi Yuntao smiled and said to the old man: "Old man, since no one answers, then I will receive this second "West Lake Smoke and Rain Map". ”

The old man hurriedly said: "Slow and slow, little brother, please let the old man think again." ”

This old man's attitude is very good, Bi Yuntao said in his heart, this kind of talent is really knowledgeable and knowledgeable, humble and polite, approachable, rich in experience, this is learned, this demeanor, this momentum, where is Lu Zhiping's bullshit genius compared.

Bi Yuntao smiled slightly and said, "It's okay, it's okay, the old gentleman thought slowly." ”

Xue Ruyue stepped forward and pulled him and said, "Just accept it when you see it, this old gentleman is kind, don't embarrass him anymore." ”

Bi Yuntao shook his head and said, "Sister Xue, you are wrong, I am not embarrassing him, but respecting him." ”

Xue Ruyue was stunned for a moment, and then she understood a little, for a person like this old man, if you have a problem that can stump him, for him, that is the greatest pleasure and gratification, and it is also true respect.

Xue Ruyue glanced at him with disgust and said with a smile: "You are the most sophistical, so you are reasonable." ”

Seeing Xue Ruyue's peach cheeks smiling like a flower, that figure, that appearance, was three points better than the peach blossoms in March, Bi Yuntao's heart actually jumped twice.

Seeing him staring at herself, Xue Ruyue's heart trembled, her cheeks fluttered, and she snorted: "Look at what, look at it again, and then dig out your eyeballs." ”

"If you dig it out, you have to keep looking." Bi Yuntao grinned.

"Rude, I've never seen such a bad person as you." Xue Ruyue couldn't hold his gaze, hurriedly took two steps back, turned her head and said softly: "If you are so frivolous again, I will ignore you." ”

Seeing that Sister Xue had a little anger on her face, she knew that girls were thin-skinned and couldn't flirt to the end at one time, so she had to accumulate it slowly and flirt a little bit every day, so that her resistance would degrade unconsciously, until she broke her bottom line.