Chapter 722 Meat Joke

The story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl is obviously a very touching story, but it was told as a meat joke by Bi Yuntao.

Xue Ruyue listened to it even more, the story itself is very beautiful and desirable, but Bi Yuntao's storytelling technique is really hateful, and it destroys the artistic conception of this story.

Xue Ruyue picked the most critical one to listen to, and sighed: "That Cowherd and Weaver Girl, although they are across the river, they can also find a confidant, which is really enviable." ”

Bi Yuntao smiled and said: "Sister Xue, the story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl is average, not very exciting, let me tell you a more exciting story, this story is not as good as a beast." ”

"Beasts?" Xue Ruyue was stunned for a moment, the name of this story was really shocking, "Is it more exciting than the Cowherd and Weaver Girl?" ”

"A hundred times more exciting." Bi Yuntao said with a smile: "Once upon a time, there was a scholar and a young lady who knew each other and fell in love. One day, they met on a trip, and when it rained heavily, they went to an empty house to take shelter from the rain and stayed overnight. There is only one bed in this house, and although the two are in love, they are not in chaos. The young lady took pity on the son, so she shamefully invited the son to share a bed, but in the middle of the pillow, wrote a note, saying, "Those who cross the line are also beasts." The scholar was a gentleman, and he really endured it all night, but he didn't get into chaos. ”

Xue Ruyue was used to his nonsense, and her reaction had gradually become dull, her peach cheeks were pink, and she snorted: "You person, tell some stories, but you have never been serious." Isn't it good for that boy to abide by the etiquette and law? ”

Bi Yuntao smiled and said: "The next morning, the young lady woke up, and she left a note. ”

Xue Ruyue said: "What note?" ”

Bi Yuntao smiled mysteriously and said: "There are seven big characters in the book, 'you are not as good as a beast'." ”

Xue Ruyue was ashamed and angry, and hurriedly stood up and said, "Shameless! Dirty! The one who made up this story is the shameless one, the man of the beasts. With that, she turned and hurried away, running in the direction of the shop.

"Sister Xue, wait for me." Bi Yuntao smiled and said, finally he didn't have to suffer the cold wind, he hurriedly chased after him.

Xue Ruyue turned to look at him, her face was blushing, and she snorted angrily: "You actually said such obscene words by telling stories, you, you," she snorted a few times in a row, but she didn't choose to speak, and said, "You are not even as good as a beast." ”

Bi Yuntao laughed, but Xue Ruyue suddenly realized, ouch, isn't this just the answer to his obscene words, and she was so anxious that her face was red, and tears rolled in her eyes: "You person, I was born to let you bully?" ”

Xue Ruyue was really angry, the two of them were alone, but in the end they parted ways, and they didn't know what to say.

Along the way, Xue Ruyue no longer paid attention to Bi Yuntao, and when she returned to the store, she saw that everyone was waiting anxiously, and Xue Ruyue ignored everyone's anxious eyes, but suddenly threw herself into Mama Zhang's arms and said, "Mama-" She couldn't speak anymore and cried loudly......

Sister Xue Ruyue returned safe and sound, of course everyone was happy, but Bi Yuntao's expression was very strange, and she wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh. Xue Ruyue's expression is even more bizarre, as if it contains the flavors of life, and no one can understand it.

The effect of "birds and beasts are inferior" is very obvious, and until she went to the annual meeting, Xue Ruyue didn't say a word to Bi Yuntao again.

Bi Yuntao didn't care very much, and it wasn't the first time he had done such a thing as flirting with a chick, so he could do whatever he wanted. On the contrary, the pretty widow somehow, just like Xue Ruyue, ignored Bi Yuntao, which made him very depressed, I don't know where he offended the pretty widow, obviously Lingyin Temple was still smiling when he worshiped the grace and pro-Zen Temple, why did he suddenly throw his face at himself?

When she went out to the place where the annual meeting was held, Xue Ruyue got into the carriage early, as if she didn't want to see him as a nasty person, but Bi Yuntao was also happy.

The Qingyu Building, where the annual meeting is held, is located next to the Su Causeway, which is a famous restaurant in Hangzhou. Bi Yuntao followed Xue Ruyue into the building, glanced at the situation here, and snorted coldly in his heart.

It turns out that the layout of this sunny and rainy building is very similar to that of Lingxiao Pavilion, and what makes Bi Yuntao most indignant is that the various promotional methods hanging on the wall of Lingxiao Pavilion are actually copied from the original, and they are generally the same, and they are pasted in the most conspicuous place. It seems that this Qingyu Building must have sent someone to Lingxiao Pavilion in Jinling to conduct a field investigation.

Bi Yuntao didn't know whether to be happy or sad. Those promotional methods have been spread to Hangzhou, which shows that the reputation of Lingxiao Pavilion has long been spread abroad, and even this foreign restaurant has sent people to observe and learn. The sad thing is that at this time, there is no patent protection at all, and the restaurant's promotional methods cannot be kept secret, so others have copied and used it, and he has no choice.

Anyway, seeing this, it was difficult to make people happy, Bi Yuntao snorted heavily.

Xue Ruyue, who hadn't spoken to Bi Yuntao for a long time, was walking in front, and when she heard his voice, she couldn't help but turn around, glanced at him and said, "What you will see later are all top-level people in Jiangsu and Zhejiang shopping malls, you don't have to pay attention." ”

Bi Yuntao said with a smile: "Sister Xue, don't worry, in front of strangers, I am serious." ”

Xue Ruyue snorted lightly and said, "If you are serious, then the sun is coming out of the west." Don't say anything like that you said that day, or I won't talk to you anymore. ”

"Yes, yes." Bi Yuntao said with a smile: "I won't tell you in the future." ”

Xue Ruyue heard the mechanism in his words, snorted, gritted her teeth, and stopped talking to him. The two of them went upstairs, but saw a short and fat old man walking up, hugged his fist at the eldest lady, and said with a smile: "The eldest lady of the Xue family is here, and the old man is far away." ”

Xue Ruyue smiled and saluted: "Where is President Yu, participating in the annual meeting of the chamber of commerce in Jiangsu and Zhejiang is a blessing for the younger generations. ”

This fat old man is about forty or fifty years old, his face is full of red light, his skin is not smiling, Bi Yuntao glanced at it, this guy should be the president of the Hangzhou Chamber of Commerce, looking at his fat stomach and fat belly, I am afraid that it is not a good idea to pretend.

President Yu squinted his eyes and smiled: "Snow Maiden, don't be polite, these days, the peers in Jiangsu and Zhejiang are all talking about the means of the Snow Maiden, and they are all envious, and there will be many peers who want to communicate with you later." ”

There was something in the words, Xue Ruyue pretended not to hear it, nodded and smiled: "President Yu is too polite, communicate more with your peers, Ruyue just can't ask for it." ”