"What immoral guy actually locked the door? Is this something that people can do? It was like keeping me with a hungry lioness. ”

Mason reached out and pulled the lock, hearing a clicking sound outside the door.

This kind of fun person practice gave him a lot of headaches, but what was even more troublesome was that Harley behind him was standing squirming in place, looking shy, but in fact, he had secretly opened a vial behind his back.

"You're holding a poison ivy's hormone spores?"

He suddenly turned around and asked, startling Harley, who was "doing bad things", and with a shake of his hand, the small bottle fell to the ground, and the gray spores contained in it spewed green gas under the stress.

Mason responds very professionally, and he pulls out a bottle of white honey for detoxification and throws it to Hallie.

Then he lifted the hat to his mouth and transformed it into a gas mask, and then put on the alchemist's gloves made by the tailor and squatted down to extract the plant spores from the broken bottle and put them in a special alchemy storage box.

Behind him, Harley looked regretful and regretful.

This thing she begged for a long time before Ivy agreed to give it to her, is one of the poison ivy girl's superpower killer moves, using plant-based hormone gases to confuse the mind and make people enter various negative states.

It is especially effective for men, and Harley needs the [aphrodisiac] effect that comes with it right now.

"You know that in addition to aphrodisiac, this thing also comes with paralysis and neurotoxins, right?"

Mason stood up, turned his head and said to Harley Quinn, who was swallowing white honey in small sips:

"If the poisoned person almost has a body, it is easy to cause fibrosis in the lungs and die in extreme pain, even if he survives, Ivy himself must come to detoxify.

Although the detoxification method is quite beautiful, the painful process probably no one wants to try.

If you accidentally release all the toxins in the spores, at least disturb everyone on this level, and this dangerous thing will cause trouble, Harley. ”

"Huh."

Hallie lowered her head, admitting her mistakes like a child being reprimanded by a teacher, and she didn't try to argue and looked very frustrated, even her energetic ponytails didn't seem to hang down imposingly.

She really wanted to eat the sweet Mr. K in one bite.

But she also overlooked the important point, which is that she has no combat effectiveness in front of Mr. K. Her inner dependence makes her not refuse any of Mr. K's requests, and of course she can't refuse criticism from the other party.

"The most important thing is that I'm an alchemist, Harley."

Mason played with the storage box in his hand, and said to Hallie in front of him with a helpless expression:

"The aphrodisiac effect attached to this thing is considered a negative state, and with my resistance to toxins, it won't work on me at this dose unless I can purify it to three times the concentration.

But you don't have to.

It was a very unsuccessful 'sneak attack', not both in terms of planning and execution. ”

"I can't help it."

Hallie looked up and stared at Mason, she pouted in annoyance and said:

"You don't sleep at all, I've been observing for a long time, I can't find a chance to start, Quinn is so devastating in my heart that I'm annoyed.

But I'm not trying to hurt you or do anything excessive, Mr. K. ”

She explained in her high-pitched voice:

"I just sense that you're stressed, maybe you need a little bit of leisure to relax and entertain, and your life is so boring and rigid that you refuse almost all forms of entertainment except for collecting some weird things.

It's unhealthy to live like this, Mason.

I have good reason to say that, although I am not reliable, but I am also a psychologist with a doctorate certificate, and I can tell your status.

You need to release the stress in your heart, otherwise it will turn into all kinds of negative emotions after a long period of savings. ”

She approached Mason, took Mason's hand very sincerely, and whispered:

"I know you've been learning from Batboy, but it's okay to only learn the good parts, and the bad parts separately. Besides, even Batman has Selena who always pays attention to his mental health.

You need your own Catwoman too, Mr. K.

I'd love to nominate myself. ”

"I'll admit you have a point, it's been a lot of pressure lately, but not so much that I need to choose to vent rather than soothe."

Mason raised an eyebrow and said:

"You should know the difference between the two options, right? Tehari the Swordsman. Besides, I have a lot of options to entertain myself, so don't pout and sit down.

We need to talk about it. ”

He pointed to the couch next to him, and Harley stared at him with a wink, and when she saw Mason, who had sat down first, patted the seat next to her, she immediately coughed and sat on it very ladylikely.

The second Gquin, who had always been irascible and evil in her heart, also quieted down, and perhaps it was Mr. K, who both Hallies realized that they had been running away from the relationship, finally decided to take it seriously.

It's going to be a big moment.

This attitude also made Harley feel reassured.

After all, although she is a little crazy, she also hopes that the other half of her affection can take herself seriously and not just treat it as a joke like another nasty and evil guy.

Mason played with the plant spores in the alchemy storage box in his hand, and he poured the alchemy solution into it and sealed it as if he were doing a simple experiment, while maintaining a fixed frequency of rotation, he organized his language and said to Harley, who was bumping into the fawn next to him:

"I don't resist this kind of intimate contact, and I'm not a cold-hearted person like Zakang complained about in private, my orientation is also normal, frankly, Hallie, you actually fit my definition of 'beauty' in my heart"

"I'm glad you're complimenting me on my beauty, but is the annoying 'but' coming?"

Harley pursed her lips, and after a few seconds of seriousness, she sat there cross-legged again, took out the gum from the pocket of her clothes, threw it into her mouth and chewed it, and then folded her arms and said angrily:

"It felt like one of those soap operas I've ever watched, last night was great, but it was just an accident. You're a good person, but I think you deserve better. Although the child is not yours, he calls you Daddy."

"Be serious."

Mason snorted, and Hallie, who was complaining frantically, immediately quieted down, and very obediently rested her head on Mr. K's shoulder, waiting for him to say something next.

"It's not your reason, it's mine."

He sighed and said:

"I should have told you and Ivy about the days when Team K was formed, Charles and I died all the way back alive from the world of Hogwarts, and that was second only to the fact that I was being opened by a bottle of wine flying overhead on my first day of work while working under the Penguins.

It's a brush to death.

I would say that after the awakening of a new life, my personal life was a mess.

The grievances and hatreds of the bat family, the treacherous twists and turns of the Star Society, and the complexity of the impact events, and now the mystery of life experience like seeing flowers in the fog has been added.

Halle

I don't even know how long I'll last, I used to be confident that I would make it to the finish line, but now I can't tell anyone with such certainty that we're going to win.

What we are doing is dangerous, and it is impossible to describe it in death, and perhaps in the next second the world will be broken down by a horde of conquerors, burning us to ashes along with the tower of Osborne.

It's also possible that this will happen a few months later.

But a full-scale conflict is bound to come.

It must be tragic, bloody, painful, can you understand what I mean? ”

Mason stopped the swirling alchemy container in his hand, he looked into Harry's eyes, there was no evasion or dodge, it was the first time that he looked so frankly at the crazy beauty in front of him who obeyed his words.

He said:

"It's very irresponsible to casually promise a relationship to someone when the situation is precarious.

You mentioned Batman and Catwoman, so guess why the Lord and Selena have been chasing each other for so many years?

Why did Selena choose to escape from marriage unexpectedly when she was finally about to achieve a positive result?

Is it because they don't love each other sincerely enough?

Hallie, that's what we're going to be in now, it's really easy to get to the next stage, but the hard thing is how we get to the end."

"Wow!"

This remark, which was supposed to be dissuasive, not only did not disappoint Harley, but made her sparkling eyes turn into the shape of a red heart.

She exclaimed excitedly:

"You're thinking so far? I thought I was committed enough, but I didn't expect you to take this relationship ten times more seriously than I did.

I was wrong, Mr. K!

It's not that you don't like me.

You like me so much that you're even starting to think about how we're going to get to the end.

I was wrong, I shouldn't have doubted you, come, let me kiss you. ”

She pounced on Mason like a kitten grabbing a mouse, and was about to give a kiss, almost smashing the alchemy container in Mason's hand to the ground.

The captain struggled, and he said:

"Uh, Hallie, I feel like your focus is a little bit off! You calm down first. ”

"No, there's no need to calm down."

Hallie grabbed Mason by the neck and hung himself on Mr. K's body, just like a koala, her face full of seriousness, and that serious expression didn't look like a schizophrenic at all at this moment.

She said to Mason:

"You're just thinking too much, Mr. K.

In this precarious world, you're always trying to find an ending that will satisfy everyone, but you're ignoring the fact that we live in a life full of risks.

Even if there was no shock, I could have been electrocuted while waking up in the morning to bake bread, and I really didn't care if we could make it to the end, if we could have a happy ending.

I don't care about our future.

I just want now.

Remember? The argument between you and your boss, Barbara recorded it, I overheard it once before, and I admit that you all made sense.

You tell your boss that you don't have a future if you don't grasp the present, but you're making the same mistakes when it comes to relationships as the worms you despise.

No!

Don't think that far! There is no need to think about it either.

We haven't come that far yet, we're just a young couple in love who want to taste the forbidden fruit for the first time, and we don't have to discuss getting married and having children now.

The future may be dark, but that doesn't stop us from enjoying our happiness now.

If we die in the next second, then at least we can walk hand in hand to hell, and if we are lucky enough to survive to ten years, I may not still be with you.

Maybe you weren't too old and boring to attract me anymore.

Because even if you have to separate, it must be me dumping you, Mr. K, who likes to be cranky. ”

Hallie leaned down and whispered in Mason's ear:

"Well, live in the moment, okay? I don't need you to think so much about me, Harley Quinn can take care of herself at all times. ”

Mason blinked.

He couldn't have changed his way of thinking because of Hallie's words, but Hallie's quibbling didn't seem unreasonable.

Love is love, marriage is marriage.

This relationship really doesn't seem to have come that far, and it really doesn't need to be thought about too much.

"Okay."

He let out a sigh of relief, and as Harley cheered for him to help him unbutton, he paused, put the alchemy container in his hand in front of his eyes, looked at the color and concentration of the liquid in it, and said to Harley:

"Remember when I said that Ivy's aphrodisiac spores need to be three times purified to work on me? I purified it five times."

"So what?"

Hallie was angry again.

She sat on Mason's waist, folded her arms and puffed out her cheeks, and said angrily:

"I'm old and ugly enough to need you to use this thing to get high?"

"No, silly boy."

Mason removed the frame of Ravenclaw's wisdom glasses and put the container in his hand to his mouth, letting the crimson, sweet liquid flow between his lips and teeth.

His brain, which was always running non-stop, slowly emptied at this moment, and then the personal emotions that had been suppressed quickly filled the void in his mind.

His breathing became a little faster, and a reddish glow appeared in the depths of his eyes.

He looked at Harley in front of him and said in a dumb voice:

"After receiving the gift of the Isu, I have become accustomed to the state of discernment, learning and accepting the vast amount of knowledge that I have awakened every second.

But I think you deserve a better and more committed night, Harley.

A night that is yours and will not be distracted by knowledge.

You deserve it. ”

"Wow!"

The red in Hallie's eyes flashed suddenly.

Her whole body seemed to be fully charged, and even her voice became more sharp, and she took Mason's face and kissed it fiercely, firmly, without any hesitation, like a cat.

The atmosphere of the whole room seemed to turn pink.

She held her heart, untied her double ponytail like a peach blossom, and whispered in a hoarse voice like some kind of hunger approaching in her long red and blue hair:

"You are really too gentle and too considerate of me, Mr. K, if you continue to be so warm, I will definitely die of heartbreak when I break up in the future.

Unfortunately, though, you may have to invest a little more.

Because it's not just your kitten Harley who is here tonight."

"Hiss"

Mason, who had been bitten in the earlobe, grinned, and then heard another high-pitched, manic voice ringing in his ears:

"And the big bad guy Quinn~"

——

"Smack"

In the top office of the Star Castle, Ciri, who was writing a letter of reply, frowned, looking at the broken quill pen in his hand.

She didn't know what was going on, but she had a feeling of impetuousness from the beginning.

It's as if an unexpected singularity suddenly appears in a system where everything is working perfectly, or like a discordant note jumping out of an elegant ballad.

I can't say what's wrong with it, but it just makes people feel uncomfortable.

Maybe it's her masterful hunter instinct that calls the police, reminding her that everything seems to have returned to calm and still has a dark tide, well, it is.

She sighed, picked up her coffee, and glanced at the two papers on her desk.

On the left was Mason Cooper's B-Class promotion, which she had expected to have no objections, while on the right was more troublesome, a stealthy invasion plan proposed by a warlock.

The target is Mason's home world

Obviously, the disappearance of the two caster teams there has touched the warlock's bottom line, and he is holding back his strength to teach that super A-class world a lesson.

"Maybe I should ask Mason for advice?"

The idea quickly popped into Mr. Hunter's mind, and Ciri thought it would be nice to have a reliable external brain, so she connected to Mason's communication with her coffee cup.

As a result, no one answered even five phone calls, which made Ciri's mood worse.

"So little attention to your superiors? What arrogance! ”

How dare you not answer the phone?

It's the other way around!

Ciri, who had made seven phone calls in a row and no one answered, took advantage of the growing evil fire in his heart to nowhere to go, so he simply picked up his seal letter and slammed it on the document, and then drank a large cup of coffee.

There was a wicked smile on her silver face, and it seemed that she finally felt the evil breath, so she picked up the hot coffee again, and put her cute feet on the desk.

Hey, bad luck go for you, bastard Mason!

However, I don't know what the hell that bastard is doing now?

(End of chapter)