After Batman and Wick leave the bar, Mason doesn't return to Osborne Tower as soon as possible, instead he connects to the old lady's communication in his office.

After a brief greeting, he repeated the message he had just told the old man to the old lady, but to Mason's surprise, the old lady actually knew in advance that there was a group of lurkers lurking in this world.

"I just got the news yesterday."

The old lady's hoarse voice echoed through the communication, and he explained:

"Martha caught a sneaky guy at Wayne Manor, who wanted to sneak into the Batcave to attack Bruce, but was gassed down.

Later, after a 'simple torture', it was revealed that it was a green-skinned alien who had been lurking at Wayne Manor for five days, targeting my son.

But before he could act, he was killed.

Its corpse is being sent to the League of Assassins headquarters, and I have prepared a team to dissect and study this strange creature.

But Mason, Bruce's identity was revealed."

"There's no point in hiding this in front of the stars, they all know that Batman is related to the Wayne family, just like the relationship between milk tea and pearls."

Mason lamented the strength of the clown's mother when she was protecting her cubs, and even a natural spy like the Skurulls couldn't stop the great and terrifying maternal love.

He adjusted his mood and told the old lady:

"Bruce intends to track down the seven Skrulls that have been discovered in this world, and you also have the access code for the Bat Network, so you can track his progress.

But the supervillains and the rest of the small groups are left to you, and I'll leave all the bio-decoy bombs in the basement of the afterlife bar, and you can send someone to pick them up. ”

"Leave it to me."

The old lady replied:

"The people you're supporting are very powerful, those androids who don't need to rest have completed the initial internal purge of the Assassin Alliance, and I have a force loyal to the ideal at hand, and it's time to find something to do for them.

Diana and Arthur cared about their people, though, so."

"When they're done with their work, they can go back and meet their people."

Mason said with some empathy:

"Let them not worry! Without them, the Amazons and Atlanteans would only be better off in the New World. But can you handle them? Thomas. ”

"They're not heroes."

The old lady replied indifferently:

"What's so hard about being a killer? Both beasts love to draw their swords and slash people and destroy lives, and now they are just going back to their old ways. Anything else to say?

If not, I'm going hunting.

There's a little rebellion in the Neon Division, and I need to take the opportunity to move my body, and the good fortifier you gave me makes me feel like I'm back to when I was younger.

But in the name of this war that is going on in the shadows, I desperately need something more powerful. ”

"It's being developed, it will be delivered to you soon, you are busy, I wish you a happy hunting."

Mason hung up the communication, told his secretary, Miss Hanako, to put the boxes in her office in the basement, and returned to Osborne Tower through the World Gate.

As a result, before he could catch his breath, a bloody arm flew over and smashed at Mason's feet, and the blood splashed stained the shoes he had just changed today.

The captain looked up in surprise to see Harley swinging a baseball bat and slamming a bloody man in red, who was lying on the ground with his hands and feet all over and wailing loudly.

But it's not so much the pain as the accompaniment of the hypocrisy of the SM activists in their enjoyment.

"Little sweetheart! Stay back! ”

Harley screamed as she slammed it:

"This pervert came from nowhere, he lewdly split himself apart, hid his legs under my bed, and put his head in Barbara's room to peek at her as she changed!

I found out about it.

He also wanted to deny that the teleporter was wrong.

But I've never seen a teleporter split a person into something like this, and this guy is clearly humiliating my IQ and seeing me hammer his skull open. ”

"Mason! Ah, good friend Mason, stop your crazy girlfriend! She's been kicking my balls, it hurts! ”

The scream of the devil crying wolf rang out from the mouth of the bloody man, and the oily tone reminded Mason of the last time he had met this guy.

"Wade?"

Mason was surprised and said:

"What are you doing here with an A-class who has nothing to do? If it's official business, why not go through the door of the world? Don't use your obviously problematic conveyor belt anymore, okay?

Even if it's a suicide pursuit, it's not the way to go. ”

"It's fine to use in other places, every time I encounter your thing, there is a problem, I don't think the problem is definitely not on me."

A-Class "Maniac" Wade Wilson complained, and then was kicked in the lower body by Hallie, causing him to let out the same short scream.

If he still had hands and legs, he would have clutched his crotch in pain and fell to the ground.

But Wade's legs and hands were now waiting by his beaten bloody torso, and the blood was flowing everywhere, making it the same as the slaughter scene.

A good carpet in this lounge is not a must.

Under Mason's reassurance, the angry Harley finally stopped beating this guy who came to "peep".

She gasped for breath and sat beside Mason, curiously watching Wade's rotten lump of flesh grow back together in a strange way, a process that was almost like mental pollution, and Harley couldn't help but cover her eyes at the end.

"Whew, it's alive again! That's awesome. ”

Deadpool quickly recovered, and became full of energy to strike a few lewd poses on the spot, and then crossed his waist and said to Mason:

"Pack up, let's hurry on our way, Utopia is still waiting. Anyway, when I was just teleporting over and looking for my legs, I saw a big Colossus hiding in the medical room and holding his stupid wife in tears.

Hey, I thought the nasty Katie was dead, but I didn't expect her to be tortured like that, did you save her?

Did Logan get it back?

That guy isn't going to die, is he?

Truth be told, I can smell that wolf smell here, he must be here! But avoid me, right? Hey, Logan! Where are you, come out and play!

I miss you. ”

"You say slow down, hell, do you really want to generate text bubbles for me to see?"

Mason complained with a headache, waved his hand at the guy in front of him, who was talking upside down, and said:

"Logan is preparing for a mission, he's too busy testing his new suit to meet you, but why are you my guide?

Couldn't you find a more suitable person for a huge utopia? ”

"Oh, yes."

Wade grabbed a packet of crushed burritos out of nowhere, and said proudly as he lifted his mask a little and put it in his mouth:

"Council X originally sent Flicker to pick you up, but I took the initiative to ask Ying to replace her, how can I say that we are also friends, and we have also given gifts to each other.

That gadget you gave last time was awesome!

I've unlocked the Minotaur, Gorgon, and Sphinx in the past month, and I'm just one Cyclops. Didn't you say that you were going to inject me with some kind of gene so that I could turn into a three-headed dog?

Come on!

I've promised my girlfriend that I need three tongues."

"Bang"

The blood-stained baseball bat smashed into Deadpool's head, knocking his foul language back into his throat, and Harley crossed his waist and shouted:

"Don't say these obscene things in front of your little sweetheart! He's only eighteen years old, and hell, he has no idea what you're going to do with your tongue as a pervert. ”

"Wouldn't that be better?"

Wade moved his body very obscenely and said to Harley:

"I can teach him, so that your crazy life can have a more happy possibility Okay, I won't say it, I'll shut up!"

Seeing Harley grind her teeth and pull out the colorful clown pistol, Deadpool finally shut up, and Mason's ears were cleared.

He shook his head and pulled out an Isu reader, approaching Wade and motioning for him to pull out the creature decoy and read the precious recorded data from it.

This data can help Mason better understand how Isu Biotech works, so that he can make more advanced biodecoy bombs sooner rather than later.

"I'll clean up and I'll go with you."

Mason put the reader away, glanced at Wade's dirty suit again, and said:

"Come with me, my girlfriend has damaged your clothes, I'll change you to a better set, but in exchange, you shut up along the way! All right? ”

"Cool, new clothes! I like it. ”

Wade laughed, reached out and slid a zipper on his lips, and followed Mason to the suit design room.

The various suits used by Team K in the past and present are on display, as well as the concept designs Mason made while practicing tailoring, making Deadpool feel like he has stepped into a battle suit hypermarket.

With an exaggerated immortality ability that is more exaggerated than the old wolf, he has never cared about his battle suit, and selling blood is the most suitable way for him to fight.

But not being able to use it doesn't mean that he doesn't like it, and it's rare to come to the master's studio without asking for something good, but it's not his character.

Of course, he didn't pick it for himself.

Wade, who was hesitating in front of those rather sexy or revealing suits, was wondering if his succubus wife would be more succubic when she wore these things, and then coldly heard Mason ask:

"You're from our hometown, too, right? Wade, what do you think of Utopia? ”

"Yes, I was having a baby with my wife on the night of the nuclear war, and a nuclear bomb was smashed in the pool of my villa, and I suspect that it must be those bastards who are deliberately taking revenge on me!

Hell, buying that villa cost me all my savings, but it hurt me to death. ”

Deadpool replied, then tilted his head and said:

"As for utopia, it's just so-so, saying that it's going to build a mutant paradise, but I don't see too many people smiling when I walk down the street.

I don't like it, I think it's lifeless to be ruled by a bunch of idiots who spend their days trying to get out of the human race.

But what I think has never mattered.

By the way, my brothers and sisters say the same about this place, everyone in the Deadpool doesn't like to stay there, we prefer to do something happy in the big villa on the top floor of the Star Castle.

Ah, speaking of which, I've got one more piece of clothing, good friend Mason.

Deadpool is having a birthday soon, and I need to give her a gift so I can have another shot with her. ”

"Ugh"

This answer almost knocked the creature jar in Mason's hand to the ground, and he looked back at Wade, who was trying on a bat suit, and said in a strange tone:

"You know it's your space-time heterotope, right? Do you know that sleeping with her means that you are playing with yourself and that there is really no psychological pressure? ”

"Why stress?"

Wade was very open to this ethical question, and while throwing the bat suit into his bag, he replied with a big grin and mystery:

"When you were younger, Mason, uh, I mean, before you had that beautiful sexy but neurotic girlfriend, when you chose to release the stress with your own hands, wasn't there that moment when you wanted your hands to be a girl who could move on their own?

You see, I slept with my own space-time heterotope in a sense like going up and down."

He tried to explain his philosophy to Mason in this regard, and even circled his fingers up and down to make it clearer, and Mason felt that his innocent heart had been hit again.

He covered his ears and said:

"I don't need to explain it so clearly, really, Wade, I'm not really interested in your damn crazy ideas, and I don't want to know how you feel and state of mind when you're doing it with yourself.

Blame me!

Blame me, okay.

I shouldn't have asked that hellish question, come on, try this. ”

Seeing that Deadpool was about to share some of his experiences of sleeping with him, Mason hurriedly picked up the creature jar in his hand, and a black symbiote shook inside.

This is one of the "offspring" that Hallie's wasteland venom has bred one night.

As genderless symbiotes, that's how they reproduce, Wasteland Venom gave birth to two children, one of which was given to Miss McGonagall, Mistress Selena's cat, by Mason, and the other is here.

"Yo, symbiote! It's a rarity. ”

Deadpool was immediately excited when he saw the jar in Mason's hand, and he held the thing and screamed:

"Deadpool's Legion of Sevens once owned a Venom suit in his world, but unfortunately that idiot gave the good stuff to Spider-Man, and as a result, his world was over.

I've always dreamed of having a symbiote suit of my own.

That way, I don't have to go back to do the laundry every time I fight, and I have to be driven to sleep on the couch by my wife when the bathroom gets dirty.

But it's sad that all the symbiotes are avoiding me, and lo and behold, this daring cutie is not afraid of me.

It's fantastic. ”

He reached out and put it in the jar to let the symbiote wrap around his arm and complete the symbiosis in an instant, this guy moved his body to feel the surging power, whistled again, ran to Mason's side, and frowned and said:

"This gift is amazing, hey, I know you're trying to woo me, but I can't refuse such a cool outfit, I'll cover you in the future! Little Mason. ”

"That's right, Wade, I'm going to do something dangerous there this time, I won't hide it from you, it may be life-threatening."

Mason pointed to the Venom suit on Deadpool and said:

"I need a bodyguard who is not afraid of death, this is what I pay you, if it's not enough, you can ask for it again, this is a matter of life, and our relationship can't let you do it in vain."

"Well, that's what you said, so you're welcome."

A sly smile curled over Wade's overly expressive mask.

He whispered something to Mason, and used his hands to draw a lewd form in the air, and after dancing with his hands, Mason showed a ruined expression.

The captain covered his eyes with a headache, and said:

"I never thought that one day my hard work on tailoring skills would be used to make this, a whole set of erotic lingerie for your wife, right?

Okay, I'll do it for you when I'm free. ”

"yes, that's a good brother."

Deadpool was so pleased that he grabbed Mason's shoulders in a happy mood, waved his arm forward, and shouted:

"Let's go, let's go to Utopia, and whoever dares to provoke you on the way will beat him for you."

"Little sweetheart, wait first!"

As they walked out of the suit design room like brothers, Harley's screams rang out from not far away, and together they appeared with an extremely hot breath.

Harley shouted:

"Come here! Mr. K, your eggs are about to hatch! It looks so angry, wow, my hair! ”

(End of chapter)