79. The King of the Universe, the Old Green Goblin, and his flattering courtier Mason Cooper

Deadpool's ability is very simple, that is, pure immortality, and in addition, his X gene does not bring him too amazing strengthening, so that all his abilities are maintained at the level of ordinary superhumans.

It is no exaggeration to say that if you remove the interference of the undead, Deadpool is definitely not the opponent of the Lord in a head-to-head battle.

However, it is precisely because of the blessing of the immortality exaggerated to be more powerful than the old wolf that Uncle Wade has developed a series of hellish "small tricks to break the enemy".

For example, his most common tactic is to load himself with bombs and then rush over to hold the enemy and make a wave of onboard charges.

The enemy will be blown to pieces, and Deadpool will get up from the shattered blood like a nobody, and continue to break his mouth, then fill the bomb and find the next victim.

Because of this, Wade's combat skills were once evaluated as "incredible" by S.H.I.E.L.D.

But the guy's most famous deeds are not how capable he is, but his neuroticism and sober brain, which sounds like a sick sentence, but in reality it is not.

The tattered Wakanda spaceship swayed out of the space-time rift, and then stopped safely on the tarmac in Area A of Osborne Tower, under the control of Mason's veteran driver AI Delaman installed on the console.

The aft deck opens.

The frightened 374 mutants in Gnaku saw the light again, and under the yawning guidance of the swordsman, they stepped out of the chamber and into the new world.

Judging from the mental state of these mutants, most of them do not mix well in Utopia, and are the Luthor of that hierarchical authoritarian society.

In other words, if you really mix well in a stable environment, you won't hook up with Deadpool's neurotic and risk smuggling out, right?

Mason didn't care about adding another group of outsiders to the already complex Osborne Tower, and he didn't even ask why they fled the utopia.

It's just a favor.

Coming to Osborne Tower wasn't a blessing anyway, and they ended up being a code name in the old Green Goblin's stats, a wasteland where there's never a shortage of work.

As for whether these people are living as they want in this new world, that's not something Mason needs to consider.

"Hey, don't play dead."

Mason, who was holding a drawing pen in the cabin of the spaceship and was sketching out the modification plan of the Wakanda spaceship, turned the pen and said to Deadpool, who was in the driver's seat next to him, who was in a headshot posture, without raising his head:

"You were resurrected five minutes ago, can you control the speed of resurrection?"

"Ha, you've found out."

Uncle Wade snorted, wiped the blood from his forehead and maintained his relaxed posture, and said to Mason with a wink:

"I can control it, it's like I will control the time of love with my wife to less than two minutes every time, this is my super talent!"

"Hah, I see."

Mason pushed the frame of his glasses and commented very viciously:

"So, your superpower is so fast, it's no wonder your wife wants to drive you to sleep on the couch."

"It's too much."

Deadpool yelled and scolded:

"If it weren't for the fact that I just owed you a little favor, I would have called the Deadpool Army to hang you up and beat you up! Then let the dog waiter bite off your little brother and stuff it in your mouth. ”

"I'm not going to comment on why you brought these Luthors out, and I'm not going to ask you about your grudge against the X royal family."

Mason glanced at him, put away the finished drawings, and said:

"I'll just ask you one question, Wade, can you still break that 'wall'?"

"Yo, you know a lot."

Hearing this question, Deadpool suddenly became interested.

He sat up and complained to Mason as if he were sharing a secret:

"Can you feel that wall too? Ah, I've been so lonely all these years, they all say I'm crazy, but I'm just too sober because I'm too close to the truth.

The reason I hate X royalty is because I've read their comics

I don't like that style!

Uh, aren't you curious about what I'm saying? ”

"No, I'm curious, but I'm more concerned about the answer to that question."

Mason asked:

"Can you still communicate with 'them'?"

"No more."

Deadpool assumes the pose of a thinker.

But his personality was really not suitable for such depth, so he quickly put his feet on the console stained with his blood, and felt a cigarette in the corner of his mouth, and Mason gave him a lighter lighter to light it in due time, and touched one himself.

As he breathed through the clouds in the closed cabin, he heard Deadpool say with a melancholy face:

"Seventeen years ago, on the night of the nuclear war, they were gone, and so was the 'wall,' and I don't know what happened, but I felt like I was locked up.

I wanted to cheat as before, but my cheat scheme was banned.

I'm sad that I've lost a means and outlet to vent, but I guess they still love me, just like they affectionately call me 'little'.

I love this unorthodox nickname.

I'm sure they're still around, but they've been cut off from talking to each other for some reason, and I guess I'll be able to get my real friends back after we've done all this.

But I doubt you can understand all of this. ”

Wade snorted, waved his hand very stinky and said:

"Uncle Ben is much more advanced than you virtual characters who live in a fishbowl, Mason, you are like a dog chasing a car in my eyes

Well, there's no disdain for irony, I'm just telling the truth. ”

"I don't really understand it, it's like a madman's babble, I just know you can break the fourth wall, but all the descriptions of this are very subtle."

Mason pretended to be a passerby, and he sighed and said:

"It seems that the way to find help from this road is also blocked, but I still say that what I am doing now needs help, many, many helpers.

I want the friendship of the Deadpool Army, how do I do that? ”

"Get a big ass chick for one of us?"

Wade laughed very unscrupulously:

"It's easy to please us, as long as you can break your moral boundaries, we can all be good brothers to have fun with, like bringing Lovely Hallie to a hot party next Wednesday night. Okay, don't pull out the gun, I'm just making a vulgar joke.

It's time for me to go. ”

He raised his left hand and pulled the cuff of his suit, revealing his perverted colorful children's watch, and said to Mason:

"My succubus wife with a great body made soup at home, and I had to go back to dinner to check if she cuckolded me, and although she insisted she didn't, I was sure there must have been someone hidden in the cupboard the last time I fell in love with her!

Or maybe two people.

Although it feels better than ever.

In short, just call if you need help. ”

Wade leaned there, reached out and activated his damn conveyance belt, and he squeezed his crotch at Mason and said:

"Next time I have the opportunity to open YP together, I will contact you, but you need to bring your own female companion, I really think Hallie is very good, she is so obedient, you just need to open her mouth She is absolutely willing, bye~"

"Whoosh"

The figure of the slut disappeared into the cabin of the ship, leaving a leg bouncing around in place under the gaze of Mason's twitching eyes, and then a hand reached out and grabbed his leg and disappeared again with a whoosh.

This made the spaceship cabin completely silent.

"Mason, this compatriot of yours is a bit unique."

The hat protruded a human face over Mason's head, and his old god was there:

"He's not your average madness, I can feel that this guy is hopeless, but he does have a special charm that makes people hate his various lewd jokes and pranks."

"Everybody hates Deadpool, everybody loves Deadpool."

Mason snorted, pushed open the hatch and jumped out, moving his shoulders and saying:

"After all, who doesn't love a fifty-buck brother who can be summoned by a big-ass chick or a plain lingerie and can block bullets for you an unlimited number of times without complaint?

But don't get interested in his crazy heart, hat, you're going crazy. ”

After saying that, the captain snapped his fingers, and twelve silver-gray figures flew over and fell behind him, and the twelve hunting sentinels supported by Utopia were waiting for orders.

All it takes is Mason's command to make these absolutely obedient and emotionless guys go on a killing spree at Osborne.

"Go to the engineering lab and complete the self-disassembly."

Mason gave orders to his "knights" to:

"I need to update the weapon module and power mode for you before the next operation, I don't know what the high-end configuration of the Alpha-class sentry is, but your current level obviously can't face the enemy level I need to deal with."

The sentinels immediately took off and headed for Mason's lab.

They don't rebel against their masters, and the X royal family locks their loyalty with very strange technology, and Mason seriously suspects that it has something to do with Professor Supreme's psychic power that has reached the level of rules.

"What are you going to do next?"

The hat asked.

Mason looked at the time of his watch and said:

"Talk to the old Green Goblin, and then get ready to save Zakang, and by the way, check out the allies that the guy picked for Team K to work with, if you can

Then destroy the Skrulls who are in the way.

We have to hurry.

Once the Utopian Skrul spies are all cleared, those guys will surely find out and upgrade their camouflage tactics, as Consus said, the Isu biodecoy bomb won't work forever. ”

A few minutes later, Mason appeared in the old Green Goblin's office.

He wasted no time in greeting him, and handed the purple-gold chip to the old Norman, who was working on the construction plans of Osborne Tower.

The latter, with his reading glasses, glanced at the chip handed over in surprise, and then picked up an advanced reader to check the information inside.

He thought it was some kind of information, and seemed a little careless, but after reading the first few pages of the vast amount of information, the old green goblin stood up with a snort.

He looked at Mason with a look of surprise and said:

"Don't tell me you're going to build this suicide device under the wasteland that can turn the Earth's magnetic poles in an instant?"

"We'll have to build two!"

Mason said to the Green Goblin:

"In the absence of a mutant like Magneto to manipulate the magnetic field, two sets of magnetic field enhancement and fusion equipment must be placed in the two Earths that are about to collide in order to complete the magnetic pole fusion and protect the two worlds from falling apart in the process of world fusion.

The parameters of this set of equipment have been tested by shock, and the means of using a strong magnetic field to bind the stability of the world's continental shelf have been verified to be feasible.

We don't even need to modify the specs.

The only question is how do we convince the buddies on the other side to accept our help calmly when the next shock happens.

But that's what Team K needs to think about, Norman, build it!

Utopia will secretly provide the resources it needs, and this experiment must continue. ”

"But they failed! Mason! ”

The Green Goblin slapped the table and scolded:

"What's the point of repeating a failed trial? You're asking me to use my world as cannon fodder for you mutants! ”

In the face of the old Green Goblin's yelling and scolding, Mason was silent, just pointed to the watch on his wrist and said:

"In thirty minutes, I'll go back to Gotham."

He said very seriously:

"I'm going to repeat what I said to you to my friends over there, I'm going to repeat the request to them in full, I'm going to do two experiments at the same time!

I'm not gambling with your world!

And Minecraft.

I'm going to stake everything I have when the fourth impact happens, either the experiment succeeds and everyone drinks together in the new world, or the experiment fails and everyone dies together in the afterglow of the old world!

As I said, I'm not going to take anyone as a sacrifice and hide behind the scenes to survive.

If there was a price to pay in exchange for a dignified existence, I would be the first to apply. ”

This answer froze Norman Osborne, and the middle-aged man felt Mason's determination, but he quickly became irritable, and he looked at the chip in his hand and said:

"I don't doubt your determination, but the problem is that, according to their conclusions, we have to resist the pressure of the collision of two planes, and if you don't solve this problem, this experiment is doomed!

There is also the possibility of cosmic-level forces in this plane once the opportunity is opened

I'm sure those who call themselves the 'Overlords of the Universe' won't be willing to put their fate in the hands of us ants, and they'll attack us before the impact is brewing, and we'll be crushed to death on the bench. ”

"I said, this is something that Team K needs to worry about!

All you need to do is craft two World Stabilizers before the impact arrives, and even the world fusion process will be done by mutants who specialize in manipulating it.

My compatriots will rush to the front line. ”

Mason said in an accentuated tone:

"As for the plan you want to get, I'll look for a way.

We have other reference models, the Divine Speed Force Matrix, the Global Aurora Device, different self-rescue plans and wisdom from different civilizations, and I am confident that we can draw on the knowledge we need. ”

"What if you can't?"

The old green goblin squeezed the chip in his hand and asked rhetorically:

"What if you still can't give us an accurate plan when the fourth shock comes?"

"That"

Mason moved his fingers and said:

"We can at least die with dignity. Don't worry, Norman, at least we won't be alone in hell, and you're not without a way out.

Old A will be more than willing to accept your wholehearted allegiance.

In other words, even if I have to die, I will die before you. I'm not afraid of an eighteen-year-old young man, what are you afraid of as an old man in your sixties? ”

"But don't you and Lao A also have a 'gentleman's agreement'?"

The Green Goblin played with the chip in his hand and said in a gloomy tone:

"You're never going to comply or throw in the towel, are you?"

"He wanted me to be his hound."

Mason tilted his head, shrugged his shoulders and said:

"That old black thinks beautifully! I'm probably suffering from some kind of bone disease, and I can't bend my legs all the time, which makes me quite annoyed, but let me admit defeat?

Phew, I'd rather choose death. ”

"Ha, this is the final showdown."

The old green goblin laughed at this moment.

He reached out and unbuttoned his collar and said to Mason:

"Last time we talked about the topic of union, this time we made it clear that if you win the bet, then I will be the boss of the new world!

I make the rules, I govern the world, I choose the goal of conquest. ”

"At that time, I will smile at your throne and hand you the crown, my majesty."

Mason grinned and held out his hand to the Green Goblin:

"So, deal?"

Norman's hand and Mason's hand clasped together.

He looked over Mason's shoulder at the floor-to-ceiling windows and the deserted world beyond, and the grim old man's emaciated old face finally smiled.

He said:

"It's so cost-effective to trade a piece of crumbling wasteland for a possible Cosmic Crown, isn't it just for this moment that I have so many cards ready?"

"Deal!"

(End of chapter)