11. Didn't I hire this horde of Deadpools for this moment?

"Huh"

A strange light flashed, and the golden space-time rift suddenly appeared and disappeared in the next moment.

The watchtower, which had fallen into the Earth's atmosphere, disappeared with the light, and only a few debris floating in space represented the existence of an expensive "big treasure" here.

This scene made the smug smile on Luthor's face floating in space disappear in an instant, and turn into a gloomy one.

Damn it!

Despite his frequent schemes, he still underestimated these heroes.

While it is not clear how they teleported the watchtower away and where they sent the space station, which had become a "source of disaster", this scene represented the final failure of Luthor's Doomsday Legion's first attack on the Justice League.

It's a terrible feeling.

But Luthor quickly adjusted his mindset.

As an outstanding villain, he has excellent emotional control and a strong will, and it is a difficult and long process to fight against superheroes.

"Whoosh"

The yellow streamer shone in space, and the figure of Senisto, the lamp of fear, appeared next to Luthor who was on a "space odyssey" in the yellow light.

The Lord of the Yellow Lanterns embraced Luthor into his cosmic energy with a blank expression, and said:

"It's a shame your plan failed, but it was actually quite brilliant until the last second of failure."

"It's not a failure! It's just not 100% successful. ”

Luther snorted.

He no longer looked in the direction in which the watchtower had disappeared, but instead looked at Senisto beside him, where there were fist marks from the fierce fight on Dreadlantern's face, and his suit was torn.

Lai Bald glanced at him and said:

"What? You got beaten up by two Green Lanterns? ”

"You can say that, but in reality I'm just collecting combat data."

Senisto shook his head, although embarrassed, Uncle Seysto still forced himself to say very highly:

"They thought they could beat me, but it was just to give them a sweet taste for the next reunion, and I would enjoy the bitter look on the faces of the two Hal Jordans when they finally failed.

This fight has started to interest me, but what next? ”

"What's next?"

Luthor looked at the earth and said:

"It's time to save people, and if we don't go to our 'companions', we're going to sell us clean, but we have to get the time right.

They must be asked to tell the 'truth' that I want them to tell to the heroes, and the power of the Warlock will also be present, and we must be ready to welcome them. ”

"Do you really believe them?"

The Lord of the Yellow Lights led Luthor back to Earth, and surrounded by cosmic energy, he whispered:

"I don't know what you think, but I think the stars will be a swarm of insects."

"Your words are so humiliating, how can you insult the worm like this?"

Lai bald snorted and whispered:

"But now we need them, and their victory will be our victory, if only these heroes were a little better, but unfortunately their chances are not high at the moment.

This is the only option left for us. ”

"You can still wait to die."

Senisto said quietly.

Luthor shrugged his shoulders and didn't answer the joke. If he had been a man who was willing to die, the Legion of Doom would not have been formed.

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"There is a large-scale space distortion reaction outside the Earth's orbit! What the hell is going on? ”

In the main control room of Osborne, the old Green Goblin, dressed in combat armor, strode in and questioned Dr. Otto, who was observing and establishing a connection with the flying machine that was falling at high speed outside:

"How did that space station come about? Is it some kind of attack? ”

"No, from the outside, it should be the Justice League watchtower that Mason mentioned to us, and the space-time disturbance that accompanies it when it appears is exactly the same as the energy readings when the Flash uses the speed force to penetrate the plane."

Doctor Octopus's ten-fingered transfer data.

Although the wasteland has relaunched satellites with the support of Team K's technology, they now lack the means to attack outer space, so they will only have to watch the space station deorbit and fall to the ground.

"The communication is on!"

Doctor Octopus was busy for a few seconds, and soon connected to the main console of the watchtower, and the voice of the steel skeleton rang out from it:

"Attention ground forces! The craft is currently being invaded by dangerous alien creatures, so don't try to wreck it! Again, don't wreck!

This extraterrestrial organism has the dangerous ability to emit biological spores and carry out global parasitism, which will cause irreversible and serious consequences if it enters the stratosphere."

"You're the steel bone of the Justice League, right?"

The Green Goblin and Dr. Otto looked at each other, and he, the "governor" of Osborna, stepped forward and responded:

"The threat you are talking about doesn't exist for this wasteland world, and there aren't as many life that can be parasitized by alien creatures as you think, unless they can use zombies as carriers.

Evacuate the station with your men at once, and we will have weapons ready to destroy your craft in the atmosphere. ”

"Well, that's the second question I'm going to talk about."

Cyborg awkwardly transmitted the images of the battle between the four Kryptonians and the Seven Doomsday that were taking place inside the space station to the Osborne Tower.

It's an exaggeration to say that it's a battle, but the real situation is that four Kryptonians are being beaten by the Doom Sun Legion.

The only superstar who can explode and fight Doom Day is still a "sick seedling", and letting Kara, Zod, and Bizarro, who have not yet grown to the extreme, deal with these "Kryptonian enemies" is simply sending them to death.

If it weren't for Mason's extravagant equipping them with vibranium armor, I'm afraid the battle would have been over long ago.

"I don't think these bioweapons, whose life forms are more exaggerated than the Kryptonians, will not die because of the explosion."

Cyborg whispered embarrassedly:

"I'm sorry to turn our trouble into your trouble, Flash is already in a coma due to chrono teleportation, but he told me this is the base world of Team K, so."

"Don't apologize if you've established a strategic alliance!"

Mason's voice rang out from outside the main control room, interrupting Cyborg's overly polite words.

After learning that the watchtower had been teleported away by chronospace, he immediately realized that Flash had reversed the situation again at a critical moment and rushed back.

Mason, who was sitting in the Moubis chair, stopped in front of the main console and said to the steel skeleton on the heavily disturbed communication screen:

"Organize a retreat now! Get out of the Kryptonians and Flash, as well as the second-tier heroes who are still on the space station, and you should still have an escape pod available.

Leave the threat of Staro and Doom to me.

End of communication. ”

After the communication was cut off, the old green goblin stared at the terrifying Doomsday monster in front of him who was being beaten by the Kryptonians, and he said to Mason with a gloomy face:

"Do you have the means to take out these guys?"

"Killed? No, I don't.

Doom Sun, an ancient Kryptonian bioweapon, was born to overcome the concept of 'death', and even if killed, they could still be resurrected if given enough time. ”

Mason shook his head calmly and said:

"They won't be your problem though, so don't worry, Norman, and I promise this falling station won't be anyone's problem.

However, it will take some time to activate those instruments, so we will have to send a bunch of cannon fodder to cover their evacuation. ”

The captain looked at the old green goblin and said:

"Are the Deadpools still there?"

"Hell!"

Norman's eyes widened when he heard the name, and he scolded Mason:

"You still have the face to mention those disgusting bastards! They came to Osborna in just three days and turned me into a pigsty and a circus, and you take care of them.

If it doesn't work, drive them away!

I don't need these boring lunatics in my world, and they've even invited my Harry to join the nasty ones.

Ah, I can't even say that word, it's mental pollution! ”

"I've hired them desperately, Norman."

Mason's reaction to the Green Goblin was expected, but he sighed and said:

"Since you want people to work hard, you have to tolerate it, although they have their own bad problems, but that doesn't prevent them from being really cheap and easy to use."

"Really?"

Dr. Otto, who had always been mild-mannered, also grimaced, and said to Mason:

"Then I don't think you have a problem with the fact that Deadpool made a mess of your collectibles showroom and stole a lot of them last night, right?

Those lunatics also stole my access card and snuck into your engineering lab to have a one. Ahem, I won't talk about the specifics, anyway, I never thought that multi-person exercise could be so disgusting. ”

"Click"

Hearing that his collection room had been destroyed and that his beloved laboratory had been used as a YP location, Mason pulled out the pistol on his waist and loaded it, and he said with a blank face:

"Leave it to me, and I'll get these bastards where they need to go!"

As the MΓΆbius chair was activated, Mason told Dr. Otto:

"The first decoy test of the 2149 quantum tunneling test is about to begin, please get ready for the Pyms."

"Huh?"

Dr. Otto was surprised and pushed his coquettish little sunglasses and said:

"We don't have a suitable test in our hands, Mason, ordinary life can't withstand the destruction of the mind and spirit by the microcosm, I see what you mean,

This is where the preparations begin.

But it takes twenty minutes to activate the quantum tunnel.

So, we need Deadpool to restart the watchtower's propulsion rocket to change its fall trajectory and make it crash into the intended test area. ”

"No problem, Deadpool will do the job, they're professional."

Mason nodded and left the main control room.

He quickly made his way to the large lounge on the top floor of Osborne, and before pushing the door open, Mason took a deep breath and prepared himself for the filth he was about to see.

However, the moment he pushed the door open, Mason's eyes still staged a "pupil earthquake".

"Bang"

Mason closed the door, rubbing his eyes, trying to make himself forget the terrible thing he had just seen, and shouted to the inside in a strange voice coming from the common room:

"Wade! There's a mission! Give you thirty seconds to put on your pants, get your female Deadpool above and mechanical Deadpool below you dressed, and let Deadpool Kid pin scribble on my wall.

And Deadpool Dogs!

I swear, if that damn dog bites one more of my shoes, I'll throw it in the forge! ”

"Don't be angry, I'll be fine!"

Wade's voice rang out from the common room, as well as the chaotic sounds of the other Deadpools as they packed up.

The barking of the dogs and the noise of the bear children and the screaming of Deadpool's elongated voice sounded like a harsh symphony, and these unreliable guys knew that Mason had hired them at the moment, and they were quite attentive to the boss's request.

Thirty seconds later, Mason pushed open the door with a blank face, and the entire lounge was miraculously restored to neatness.

In front of him, the members of the Deadpool Legion were lined up in a row.

From Wade Wilson's classic Deadpool to Wanda Wilson's blonde Deadpool, to the intelligent life Mechanical Deadpool composed entirely of mechanical bodies.

It is worth mentioning that this mechanical Deadpool has shaped himself into a female appearance, and there are quite obvious feminine features.

Then there's the Wild West cowboy Deadpool with a cigarette in his mouth, the short Deadpool kid, and finally the dog waiter in his hand, a dog in Deadpool's uniform.

In addition to these members, the Deadpool Legion also has a very peculiar "compatriot", a "dead man's head" with a black steel helmet and a thin face with a classic zombie mouth and messy teeth that is placed at the table.

This guy bills himself as the "brains" of the Deadpool Army, but it's actually quite big.

"The Deadpool Legion waits for orders, boss!"

Classic Deadpool stretched out his fingers and gave a military salute above his head, but his action was so big that his unfastened pants fell off and exposed his flower pants.

At the same time, the large cabinet in the lounge was also overwhelmed, and it fell apart with a thud, "spitting" out all the things that the Deadpool Legion had just stuffed indiscriminately.

Firearms, bullets, broken collectibles and instruments, sexy lingerie, Cos clothing, and some not-so-elegant gadgets and leftover pizza boxes and all kinds of household garbage flew out of the sky.

The scene made Mason's fists clench and make a clicking sound, and it also sent the Deadpool Army into a rare silence and embarrassment.

"Mason, the space station is about to enter the outer atmosphere!"

Dr. Otto's voice rang out at this moment, reminding:

"The flying machine is already in place, let the Deadpool legion go, the four Kryptonians are almost overwhelmed."

"A space station is smashing uncontrollably into the ground."

Mason struggled to suppress the anger in his heart, and said to the wide-eyed Deadpools in front of him:

"I need you to sneak in to cover the evacuation of the good people inside, and at the same time reactivate its power in the fall to make it fall into the intended area, which is a bit difficult, so I will provide you with all kinds of support.

If you come back alive, the destruction and chaos you caused at Osborne Tower can be undone, but it will definitely cost you extra money to do your job.

So if you guys need anything."

"I want a VIP card for the afterlife bar! The kind that you can eat and drink for nothing! My wife has long wanted to find a good place to get drunk and dream, and I look good at your place. ”

Classic Deadpool was the first to ask for benefits, and then the other Deadpools also shouted:

"I want a beautiful dress, it's the underwear that Wade's wife wears, I heard that you made it, I want it too!"

"The AI data of Fenrir's armor, her realism I am very eager for."

"Guns! Awesome guns! As a cowboy, you need a good gun! The bigger the caliber, the better! ”

"Big Brother Mason! Can you make me a good friend? Deadpool doesn't need friends! Deadpool makes his own friends! ”

"Wow! Woof! Woohoo! (The dog attendant needs a magical potion, a potion that is as strong as Harley's big dog!) )”

An entire Deadpool legion spoke, as if it were put together with three thousand noisy ducks, Mason's brain hurt from being fired, and he waved his hand and scolded:

"When you come back, you'll have everything! Let's go! Damn it! My Kryptonians are all about to be killed. ”

"Yay! Isn't it just to send to death, we are professional in this area! ”

Wade shouted, and he howled as he lifted his pants:

"Deadpool! Transform and go! ”

A large group of "pollutant" Deadpools howled and rushed out like wild dogs, leaving only the last dead man's head unmoved, the bodyless zombie's head rolling its eyes on the table.

It stared at Mason and whispered:

"Lao Tzu feels like my IQ is going to be sucked away with this group of teases, my endurance is plummeting, I don't want anything, I just want to go home now."

"It's easy to do."

With a gentle smile, Mason reached out and lifted the dead man's head in a bun, brought it up to his eyes, and said to it:

"We need a guide from Universe 2149 to enter that dangerous dimensional world with the first 'Quantum World Pathfinders'.

I think you'll be willing to take on this responsibility, my dear dead head.

I mean it!

If you fucking spit on me again, I'll throw you down the toilet and down the drain! You can try! ”

(End of chapter)