13. Deadpool Legion の Battle Victory
"Boom, boom"
Violent explosions continued to reverberate outside the space station, and Starro, a huge conqueror who was absorbing the energy of the power chamber and growing rapidly, had swelled to the extreme.
The huge, brightly colored starfish conqueror has torn through the watchtower's shell from the inside, allowing its large, tough starfish tentacles to spew out more starfish spores.
By this time the watchtower had entered the stratosphere.
It was the perfect time for it to execute the "global manipulation" tactics, and everything seemed to be going according to the plan that Lybald had envisioned, the only problem being that it was all useless work.
The fallen watchtower has been transferred to the wasteland.
Ninety-nine percent of life has died here, and the only part of the world where there are still living people is near Osborne's Tower.
However, under the orders of the Green Goblin, the entire area has been put under martial law, and the Inhuman city of Attillan, suspended in the air, has activated some kind of powerful barrier that envelops the entire area.
Those starfish spores that fell from the sky simply did not survive.
The released spores die quickly if they fail to find a host in a short period of time, and the alien creatures nicknamed "The Conquerors" become anxious after having a premonition of such an outcome.
But it's a pity that it's too large to break away from the space station at this time, and it's unrealistic to rely on the life that exists in the parasitic space station to achieve "reincarnation in the dirt".
The Day of Destruction cannot be parasitized.
The classic Deadpool, who is being slaughtered madly by the Seven Doomsday Days, can be parasitic, but Starro has seen the serious fate of the parasitic Deadpool just now.
This perverted madman in a black and red tightsuit is a mobile "psychic infector", and if you get close, you will die.
To sum up, Starstar, who was secretly handed over to Lex Luthor by the Warlock's camp to create a world crisis, has reached a dead end in this conquest.
What awaits it will be an even more terrible fate to be killed.
But what about Doom Day?
The explosion of the space station can't kill the ultimate creature weapon like Doom Day.
Should they fall to the ground and become uncontained, they will not be able to withstand the seven Doomsday Days.
Mason already has a way of doing this, but that doesn't stop the hard-working classic Deadpool from trying to get his beloved wife a VIP client card from the afterlife bar as a birthday present and a surprise for their 10th wedding anniversary.
Of course, the way this unreliable guy fights Doomday is as bizarre as expected.
"Poof"
The screaming body of Deadpool was grabbed by the limbs and head of the five Doom Days at the same time, like some ancient and evil punishment, and blood and internal organs rained down from the force of the five-headed monster.
Wade Wilson also doesn't know how many times he has been torn apart.
He screamed, sounding in great pain.
But this is just a common method that Deadpool uses to set up the atmosphere, he does feel pain, but it only hurts, and this madman has long since adapted to the countless deaths in the past.
However, even the brainless Doom Sun finally realized that this method could not kill Wade after doing it dozens of times, so they threw the remains in their hands into the distance opposite each other, trying to destroy the corpse.
It's useless at all.
When returning from Utopia before, Mason questioned whether Deadpool could control the time of resurrection by himself, and received a positive answer, for the ultimate undead like him, it is possible to resurrect instantly.
This is completely contrary to physics.
But considering that Deadpool's immortality comes in part from curses, it's not scientific in itself, so there's no need to try to understand such principles from the physics we know.
In short, in the next moment, Deadpool's coquettish figure reappeared among the Seven Brothers of Doom.
This scene made the soulless and mindless creatures feel bored.
After seeing Wade Wilson, who couldn't be killed, reappeared, the ugly face covered with weird bone spurs on the nearest Doom Day also showed a rather human expression of disgust and disdain and powerlessness.
"Look at my secret weapon! Watch me turn into a powerful minotaur hunter to hunt down you dark monsters who have fallen into madness! ”
Wade roared and activated the Isu creature bait hidden in his heart, turning himself into a threatening black minotaur as he shook his head.
But the Minotaur, the powerful mythical creature, could not hold him up longer in the face of Doom, and he lowered his head and tried to use his horns to stand up to Doom Sun beside him.
But it only made the impatient look on the other party's face more obvious.
All seven of these Doom Days had sensed the imminent collision, and they had their biological instincts curling up to fend off the massive impact on the ground, but Deadpool was still provocative, annoying them.
After an angry punch, Deadpool is once again easily broken in the neck, and his corpse comes back to life before it hits the ground.
However, this time, Wade was not sent to death immediately after his resurrection, and he was as proud as a cheater who had finally saved up enough "ultimate energy" through constant death.
At this time, in a JOJO posture, he crossed his arms and stood tall among the seven biological weapons that he regarded as flies and no longer repelled them.
A vague red figure converged behind Wade, and this is the stand-in ability that Wade obtained through an "adventure" in his early adventures with the Stars!
The Hunter has revealed to Mason that Wade has a stand-in and that he uses a stand-in for a long time.
That's what we're talking about.
Deadpool's stand-in appeared behind him, like a legless apparition and like a strange force burning, its appearance was called plump breasts and fat buttocks, it was extremely infuriating, holding a rose in its left hand and a gun in its right hand, but looming under the red phantom hood was a skinless skeletal face.
If Mason is here, he will be able to see the information label of the stand-in ability through the character card as follows:
Stand-in name: Sweet Mad Death
Stand-in type: close range, automatic control, one-time effect
Destructive power: A
Speed: C
Range: E
Endurance: E
Precision: B
Growth: E
Stand-in Effect: Inflicts the ultimate blow on enemies when the host dies, burning all their lives and remaining life! Its destructive power depends only on the life and longevity of the host that can be burned.
This effect is a one-time effect, and the double disappears when the host dies.
This stand-in ability can only be triggered in melee mode, and the user's will determines how the ability takes effect.
Stand-in Comments: A useless human bomb, its pitiful range makes it difficult to achieve the same effect in real combat, but it is unexpectedly appropriate to fall on Deadpool, and this bastard seems to have learned to get stuck bugs without a teacher, which makes the destructive power of this waste double superimposed to an unbelievable level.
If he dies enough times, maybe he can destroy the universe with a single blow?
"Ahh This is a blow of supreme power that has gathered 99 deaths! Can you stop it? ”
Deadpool screamed in the middle of the second, he pulled out his back double knife and didn't pick a target, slashed towards the nearest Doom Sun, and screamed:
"For my wife's VIP nightclub card, go down, idiot!"
"Poof"
Wade's figure flashed past Doom Sun, and the two knives in his hands waved handsomely to return to the scabbard.
But the collision with Doom Sun's body and the power of this blow made the high-carbon steel blade impossible to resist, shattering inch by inch into flying metal slag.
And because this blow requires death to trigger, Deadpool fell to his knees with a pop before he finished this handsome pulling pose.
Behind him, Doom Sun blinked his scarlet eyes blankly, as if he had just seen a skeletal woman holding a rose shoot at it.
In the next moment, the gray-white body of the big man of Doom Sun was shattered and collapsed in the blood splatter, and a standard X-shaped knife cut it entirely, and the counterattack of 99 death sacrifices superimposed on each other undoubtedly broke through the limit of Doom Sun's current evolutionary level.
It didn't even have time to endure evolution before it died.
And Wade's bizarre stand-in seems to have given the concept of "death" to Doom Sun, a creature that does not exist, and this blow completely killed the big guy.
But the way it activates is really too painful.
The charging time is too long, the forward swing is too long, the attack distance is too short and can only be melee, it can be said that the use conditions are quite harsh, and the means of Krypton attack can only be perfectly controlled by a strange monster like Deadpool who will not die.
But none of the above disadvantages are a problem!
Especially after he personally killed an enemy that even Superman found intractable, Mason would have to shout 666 to call Deadpool if he saw this.
Deadpool, resurrected again, whistles and lifts the severed head of Doomday.
As the other Doomsday roared at him, the slut slapped his ass in defiance, then activated the teleportation belt and disappeared in place with a whoosh.
This time, the belt teleportation finally went wrong, and the powerful and coquettish exit of Lord Deadpool was forever engraved in the hearts of the remaining six roaring Doom Day.
Sadly, Mason couldn't see it anymore, and he couldn't regret what an interesting power he had missed.
Tsk, it's said that stand-in emissaries are always attracted to each other, but if according to this theory, given Mason's current good relationship with Wade, maybe the captain also has the potential to become a stand-in emissary?
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"Please, don't say any more!
I, as a cyborg, feel that you Deadpool are getting along too perverted, and the conversation just now has polluted my database, so I've decided to format it in a moment. ”
In the space station that is about to crash, Cybor, who has been keeping the information collection module open, regrets why he was meddling to eavesdrop on Deadpool's little secrets.
He listened to the ruined conversation between the female Deadpool and the Deadpool boy with a wooden face, and deeply felt that his data mind was polluted, and then reminded:
"You may leave, and while you were whispering the dirty things you just now, several of your friends were killed more than a hundred times by Doom Day.
Doom Day's action of severing their necks is becoming more and more perfunctory, and the interest of biological weapons in these unkillable enemies is rapidly waning, but the fact that they are still happy to send them to death is really eye-opening.
So is this the fighting style of the Deadpool Army?
Exhausting or maddening enemies by constantly sending them to death and talking about garbage heaps like crazy? ”
"Hey, don't laugh at us, don't care about any means of warfare as long as they are useful, we Deadpool have always advocated pragmatism."
Deadpool pouted and said:
"Do you say that our mission to stop the enemy has been accomplished? Did the weak Kryptonians withdraw? ”
"Dachao is being dragged into an escape pod. Thank you, uncomfortable but really powerful Deadpools, I've set the fall route and you can evacuate at any time. ”
Steelbones sincerely thanks:
"Do you need me to prepare an escape pod for you?"
"No, you don't need to!"
Deadpool waved her hand and activated a special belt around her waist, and she said with a big grin:
"We've got a powerful teleportation belt, which is standard for the Deadpool legion, and it's enough to keep us safe in any situation! My leg! My boobs! It was just good last month, no! ”
With a piercing scream, Deadpool's body was teleported, leaving only a blonde head and a pair of bouncy grotes in its place.
Probably because the teleportation belts used by the Deadpool Army are all derived from the same style, causing them to have the same "quality problem", in the twitching gaze of the steel bone's eyes, the Deadpool boy next to him covered his eyes and couldn't bear to look directly at the female Deadpool's head and then activated his belt.
He didn't have a problem with this, and he made it back to Osborne.
After throwing Deadpool's blonde head to the body of the female Deadpool next to him, who was searching around and almost torn apart, Deadpool Kid glanced back.
Cowboy Deadpool, Mechanical Deadpool, and Dogpool have all returned, but the classic Deadpool still hasn't moved.
With the addition of the Venom suit, Quinn, who outlines her beautiful figure, will grab a telescope and look at the sky from the top floor of Osborne Tower.
The falling watchtower has fully entered the atmosphere, and is painting a large fireball burning in the air, which resembles a meteor falling, lighting up the dusk of this wasteland world.
Harley, who was on a baseball bat, yelled at the Deadpool Corps beside her:
"You've just left the nasty Wade behind! You left him there and left him alone against the seven days of destruction! Wow, you wish he was dead. ”
"Wade has a secret weapon"
Deadpool retorted weakly:
"And he has a stand-in, even if the opponent is seven dooms, he won't die so easily, he is the man who calls himself the king of Deadpool, and he is a super master who stands at the top of all Deadpool's career paths, even in this bad era, the power that can kill Wade is only a handful.
I'm sure Doom Day is definitely not one of them! ”
"The Kryptonians have been safely ejected!"
Quinn quickly captures two escape pods ejecting from the space station in the telescope.
She saw that the two escape pods were flying north in the midst of a large group of Starfish flying around, and the steel skeleton also flew out of the space station that was about to fall, constantly attacking the starfish in the air, and chased the starfish spores to escape safely.
Because Starfish in Staro are all the sky blue of sea creatures, they look very strange and very beautiful when they gather in large numbers in the sky, like the stars in the sky are about to be sprinkled with dust.
It's weird, it's beautiful, it's scary, but it does add a touch of flair to the wasteland.
Quinn took out a camera and clicked to take pictures, then turned back to Hallie, who was also taking pictures behind her, and said:
"Tell Sweetheart that he's ready to go."
The two wicked twins, who were like the evil twins, worked together perfectly except for the occasional fight, and Harley gave a military salute touching her heels, grabbed a communicator, and chattered with the other side.
Just as she finished her report, a light flashed behind her.
Classic Deadpool appeared behind everyone with Doom Day's head, and he proudly raised his ugly and hideous head high, which immediately attracted the cheers and cheers of the other Deadpools.
Like some kind of cult scene, they held the classic Deadpool aloft, shouting the nickname "King of Deadpool", and surrounded him towards Osborne's common room.
Don't be curious about what this group of second coers are going to do, normal people won't want to know.
(End of chapter)