Chapter 468: Li Kui meets Ghost Li
But Zhu Houzhaoyuan is inconvenient to ask, and the one in front of him is not okay to ask.
So he shouted at the young waitress: "Is this the presidential suite that Mr. Qi asked you to arrange for me in the conference secretariat?"
The young waitress couldn't answer.
Zhu Houzhao thought that this woman's hair was long and short, and he had nothing to say to her.
and called his stewards to him.
Then a man came, one apologizing vigorously, and the other vigorously saying that the finances were tight and the above allocation was limited.
Finances are tight, dignitaries and nobles are tight, and the world is as black as a crow! This is not the first time Zhu Houzhao has heard of this.
Besides, the slap doesn't hit the smiling people, and Zhu Houzhao didn't bother to bother with them in the end, and scolded angrily: "Get out!"
Then I can only reluctantly do it.
The pain, the heart-piercing pain, although the young waitress at the front desk and the male supervisor of the housekeeping department were blown away, Zhu Houzhao was still resentful.
What the hell is this? Zhu Houzhao felt as if his body had been kicked hard, especially his face, which was estimated to be comparable to a boiled pig's head, which was very swollen.
Slowly waking up from his resentment, Zhu Houzhao couldn't help but scold him.
Why? I finally went to Beijing for a business trip, I wanted to enjoy it, but I ended up living in such a so-called presidential suite, not to mention the Ming Inner Palace, and even the general inn of the Ming Dynasty in the previous life is not as good, who did I provoke in this life? Zhu Houzhao was indignant in his heart, and he was so depressed that he was going to die.
It's over, I must have let someone play tricks! Otherwise, how could it have ended up in such a situation! Zhu Houzhao thought sadly.
"Boy, you just sent me to wait for me!"
Lying on the wet straw mat of the rattling wooden single bed, Zhu Houzhao, who was covered with dirty and smelly bedding, was thinking in a daze, when a trembling voice sounded in his ears.
Zhu Houzhao opened his eyes slowly, and there was an old face with long hair, still glued together, full of wrinkles and dirt, and almost his entire face was attached to Zhu Houzhao's face, so close that Zhu Houzhao felt that he could almost smell the other party's bad breath.
Zhu Hou took care of the old man who looked like Huazi was the one lying on the bed next to him just now, and he didn't know when he died next to him.
The strong smell made Zhu Hou unable to take care of the extreme exhaustion of his body, and hurriedly owed his body, and said in his heart that this guy's bad breath was the same as a thatched house that had not been cleaned for thousands of years, and he endured the nausea in his heart and said, "Stay away from me, how long have you not brushed your teeth?" ”
"Brushing your teeth?" The old man in front of him was puzzled, "Oh, boy, are you asking if I rinse my mouth?" But this time I forgive you, you can't talk to me like this in the future. ”
How dare you call yourself me? actually pretended to be the Son of Heaven in the previous life, and I didn't know how many catties and taels I had, which was like a smelly and hard stone in a pit, which was simply too hateful.
"One meaning." Zhu Houzhao waved his hand in disgust.
"Oh, this, it's a bit old, I really can't remember, let me count it......" The old man looked serious, pinched his fingers and counted.
Zhu Houzhao rolled his eyes, he really had never seen such a shameless person, could it be that this guy who called himself me was so poor that he couldn't even afford toothpaste and toothbrushes? But after thinking about it again, this guy may just be a person who has nothing to live and lives on the streets, how can he afford toothpaste and toothbrushes?
After Zhu Houzhao was indignant, he settled down, and when he looked at the old man in front of him carefully, the result was shocked again.
Look, what the hell is this guy wearing?
You see, although the clothes are tattered, this guy is dressed exactly like the Ming Emperor, the hat is a crown to the sky, and the clothes are the emperor's clothes embroidered with a dragon-shaped pattern-dragon robe.
If his body is more overnourished, his skin is fairer, his face is fuller, and his spirit is more vibrant, it is a standard image of the Ming Emperor.
I don't know which grass stage opera troupe played the emperor who was dressed by the Ming Emperor, and he was thrown away because he was dressed shabby and not long-eyed, and he was picked up by this long-eyed guy.
Thinking of this, Zhu Houzhao was indignant again.
I don't know what happened to the people of the Ministry of Education, how did they arrange such deranged wandering beggars into a five-star ministry guest house, especially with a supreme and noble person like themselves, isn't this the rhythm of killing people?
Take 10,000 steps back and say, this person claims to be the down-and-out Son of Heaven, or simply the Son of Heaven who has passed through rebirth, do you believe it? Can I still call myself the Jade Emperor?
"Oh, I've figured it out, I've figured it out, Emperor Zhengde is a ...... who has gargled his mouth in Zhengde for fifteen years."
Zhu Houzhao was indignant, and after the old man pinched his fingers, he suddenly shouted loudly.
"You are Emperor Zhengde Zhu Houzhao?" Zhu Houzhao looked puzzled and exclaimed.
The sweat and rain in exclamation were as follows, and there was a feeling that Li Kui met Ghost Li in the Water Margin.
He thought hard in his heart about the history and family knowledge that he was about to forget, he had never heard of a dynasty with two emperors with the same surname and name? Haven't you heard that my father gave birth to another named Zhu Houzhao in addition to himself?
"Exactly, exactly, there is a fake exchange, it is not a copycat, and it is by no means a parallel import." The old man slapped his chest with a thump and said unashamedly.
"And who am I?" Zhu Houzhao asked in a trembling voice.
"Who do you think you're going to be? Boy, you're just a little eunuch who just came to my side to wait for me! Come, the little prince of my northern war, and the king of Ning in the south, are also tired and tired, quickly help me rub my shoulders, pinch my legs, and beat my back, so that I can make me comfortable, and I will reward you with a silver tael. The old man was ashamed to say again.
"Oh my God, I'm going to be angry." Zhu Houzhao wailed for a while, thinking that he had encountered a neuropathy because he was sorry, but he was thought of encountering a neuropathy pretending to be himself. Zhu Houzhao was almost so angry that he was about to beat his chest.
"Boy, why are you doing this? Isn't it your dream to be a eunuch to be able to come here and wait for me, so why do you still wail? Also, why do you eat leopard gall, and dare to call me like me, so you are not afraid that I will click you? The old man looked confused.
"Don't be disgusting, I'll tell you frankly, if I don't change my surname or change my name, it's the Ming Zhengde Emperor Zhu Houzhao, you don't use my banner to deceive everywhere." Zhu Houzhao raised his eyebrows, not angry but mighty, and said with a straight face.
"Ahh The old man's body was paralyzed like a headless fly, and it seemed that he had underestimated the energy of the person in front of him, wiping it, what kind of world is this......
In front of the first step of this five-star guest house to recruit fraud, he fell violently, and this buddy can be recorded in the history of the first step of Chinese liars.
After all, people's endurance is limited, and Zhu Houzhao doesn't want to be bored with this kind of crazy and nervous, the elite among the liars, it will be a long life.