27. Do you want to retire after seeing your son? You two want to be beautiful
The next morning, Mason woke up again in the midst of the good annoyance of "hugging left and right", and although he didn't do anything, he still felt tired after three hours of chatting with Harley and Quinn about vampires.
He felt that life after three hours of rest every day was more tiring than the previous days of all-day rest.
Probably all the girlfriends in this world are the same, always come up with such and such strange ideas, which makes the male compatriots stressed, not to mention the pair of cuties that Mason has or the crazy players with big brains, such as if it weren't for Mason and Quinn pulling last night, the whim Harley would have wanted to find a vampire to bite him to experience the life of the real blood clan.
Alas, tired heart.
Thankfully, everything that needs to be done here is nearing completion, and they will be returning to Osborne Tower early this morning.
According to Lady Emilia's idea, it was time for a big party to see off the captain and his teammates, but now that things were important, the red tape was put aside for the time being.
"Get up!"
After Mason tidied up his clothes, he pulled the curtains back.
There wasn't much sunlight, and the castle where the vampires lived didn't need the annoying glow, so Harley and Quinn just snorted twice and continued to cuddle together and fall asleep.
The captain had no choice but to shape two pieces of ice and throw them into his girlfriends' pajamas, which was outstanding, and the next moment two crazy beauties jumped up, one grabbed Mason's head, and the other guy grabbed his waist and threw him on the bed again.
It's always nice to play with the two cuties, and after a bit of fun, the three of them changed their clothes and arrived in the teleportation hall, where everyone else was waiting.
But it's completely different from the previous situation where the scum Kang was always sluggish, this time the person with a tired face and yawning has become a second bucket.
The cold and serious Scarlet Knight seemed to be subjected to terrible torture, and the dark circles under his sleepy eyes were almost unstoppable, which would be whispered by Barbara.
The scumbag leaned into Mason's body and gestured lewdly, and whispered:
"Seven times! It's been 7 times.,I listened to the wall root all night.,That vampire mother is really powerful.,Our two buckets are also powerful.,In the end, I succeeded in subduing demons and eliminating demons.。 ”
"Is that the female vampire who resembles Talia?"
Mason winked and said:
"So, do you want to have a family member in the second bucket?"
"No, that girl is very free and easy, and they kicked Jason away after they were happy, otherwise why does he look like a defeated dog now?"
Za Kang laughed like the fox who stole the only reason, and said cheaply:
"She said that vampires can't be with humans and other duplicity, according to my understanding of women's minds, she must be unhappy that there are other people in her heart.
Until Talia's problem is resolved, she and Erkei will only be able to maintain this strange relationship.
I was worried about it for most of the night, for fear that the vampire lady would take advantage of the opportunity to bite him out of the second bucket of souls, but she didn't have that idea from beginning to end.
Today's Batboy is a bit weird, though."
"Huh?"
Mason looked at Zakang, and then at the "master" next to him who was talking to Dachao and Wonder Woman, he knew that it was a gray bat, but how did Zakang feel it?
Could it be some kind of black magic?
"I seriously suspect that Batboy is empathetic."
Zakang quickly gave his own answer, he squeezed his eyes and said:
"Today's Batboy is trying to get to Diana's side, although he doesn't care very much, but I can feel it, maybe it's the old Aunt Catwoman who can't attract the Batboy.
Or maybe Batboy has seen another world and successfully hooked up with Wonder Woman, so he plans to try it himself. Yes? Selena! When did you come? ”
"When you say I'm an unattractive old aunt."
Catwoman unhappily clasped Zakang's shoulder, the vibranium cat's claws on the suit had already popped out, and it only took a little force to pierce Zakang's shoulder and make him bleed.
"Are you leaving?"
A righteous voice came from behind.
The Justice Queen, dressed in the Righteous Lord's armor, strode up with her child in her arms, her eyes sharpening at the other Diana, then at Batman suspiciously, and then turned her gaze to Mason.
She said:
"Hurry up! I can't stay there for too long, I'll have to be back this afternoon. Also, little Bruce has to feed after 30 minutes, and I don't want my baby to be fed in a strange world. ”
"Okay, let's go."
Behind him, Mason waved goodbye to the two Lords of Justice and Lady Emilia behind him, and glanced at Flash, who was sharing pizza with White Wally.
A few seconds later, the Speedforce Passage to Osborne's Tower opened, and the group stepped into it and vanished.
"Bruce."
The lord sent his wife and son away, and he turned to the "gray bat" and said:
"We need to talk."
"Hmm."
The old man, disguised as a gray bat, nodded, and said in a perfect voice like his own space-time heterogene:
"Let's go back to the Hall of Justice first, now that the situation has changed, it is necessary for us to inform the other lords of all this. Although the war is over, a more serious situation is on the horizon.
The equipment and agreed steps must be reconfirmed. ”
"I mean, you're in charge of the plan."
The lord said in a deep voice:
"Keep it in a state of readiness activation, and if something goes wrong with Mason's plan, we won't run out of options."
"It's already activated."
The gray bat followed behind the lord and whispered:
"It was activated last night, and it's good to trust allies, but our fate has to be in our own hands after all."
"Good!"
The lord nodded with great satisfaction and said:
"I knew you would never let me down."
"But you'll have to take Damian and Joe's problems seriously, Clark."
Grey Bat reminds:
"Although this quid pro quo is only temporary, I think it's an opportunity to talk about the obsession you have with Louise. I know this question will anger you.
But you can't close your mind forever and get lost when you can't hear the outside world.
Give yourself a day off and take little Joe on a tour of our world, which is also your child, albeit born in another world. ”
The lord was silent for a moment.
Eventually, he nodded and said:
"After the meeting of the Righteous Lords is over, I will spare half a day to complete this. They will be protected by me, and they will not be threatened in any way in our world. ”
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"Huh"
Mason and his party appeared in the large lounge on the top floor of Osborne Tower.
White Wally wasn't here for the first time, but the rest of the Lightning Family who came with him were curious about this new world.
Especially when they saw the wasteland outside through the floor-to-ceiling windows, the younger Black Wally and Iris Jr. exclaimed, and the seriousness in Jesse's Clipper and Mercury's eyes meant that they realized what had happened in the world.
"Barry, take your new friends around our worlds."
Mason said to Flash:
"At the same time as the friendship of the landlord, share the food, tonight at eight o'clock in the space treadmill laboratory, we will have the first full-power operation test of the god speed force matrix.
and a discussion of the handling of reverse lightning.
The guy has been locked up for too long, and it's time to fix this. ”
"No problem!"
Barry made an OK gesture, patted White Wally's shoulder beside him, and made a race running gesture, which made the entire Lightning family excited.
As Harley, who was a guest referee, cheered and gave an order, the six speeders started running at the same time, and the shock of the speed force made the entire large lounge and even the entire tower shake.
"Bang"
Before Mason could arrange what to do next, the door to the break room was kicked open.
In the eyes of everyone, Martha Wayne, dressed in a clown suit, rushed in with a pearl and a revolver, and the old aunt with her hair dyed green stared at Mason viciously and screamed:
"You left my lovely little grandson in another world! Bastard! Damian is so cute and delicate, what if he gets hurt?
There are so many horrible bastards out there trying to hurt him.
Mason Cooper!
Bring my little grandson back!
Immediately! ”
"Now, here you go."
Faced with the cross-examination of the clown grandmother who was so angry that she brought a gun to the door because her beloved little grandson was snatched away, Mason pointed to the frightened baby in the arms of the Queen of Justice who had drawn her sword next to her, and said to Martha:
"Your little grandson, a descendant of Bruce Wayne and Diana Prince, is the son of a demigod of Amazonian blood, the chosen one born in the world of lords.
Damian Wayne's space-time heterotope.
He was born just three days ago.
Considering that his mother is an invincible goddess of war who doesn't know how to breastfeed, poor little Bruce now needs a grandmother who is experienced in raising children to help him adjust to his new life
Haven't you always been annoyed that Damian was corrupted by the Thunder Night Ancient Sect?
Now you have a new opportunity to accompany your little grandson as a baby and raise him to be the perfect heir that you and Thomas want. ”
"Bang"
Grandma Martha's expression changed, she looked at the child suspiciously, but the next moment she immediately threw the gun in her hand into the trash can next to her.
As he touched his handkerchief and wiped his fingers, he changed the smile on his face from anger to joy and kindness.
She didn't doubt Mason's words.
She knew that Mason wouldn't have the guts to deceive her old-timer in such a thing.
"Ah, my little Bruce, looking at him crying in his mother's arms reminds me of what I was when I gave birth to Bruce, small, cute."
Grandma Martha's motherly love was overflowing and wanted to hug her little grandson, but before she could get close, she was forced to retreat by the Queen of Justice wielding her sword.
The angry mother yelled at Mason:
"Are you crazy! Looking for a clown to be my child's wet nurse? I thought you were a wise and kind man, Mason! This joke is not funny! ”
"No, no, Martha never jokes when it comes to everything that concerns the Wayne family."
Mason explained as he peeked at the change in the expression of the "master" next to him, and as he expected, the gray bat, disguised as the master, fell into a stupor when he saw Martha.
In fact, Mason and Selena both suspected last night that one of the reasons why Grey Bat was swapping identities with the Lord was to see Martha and Thomas again.
It was impossible for the lord not to know this, but he didn't break it.
Obviously, after he gained his lost parents, he also wanted to let Batman, who has lacked love since childhood, feel the warmth from his parents in other worlds.
"Leave it to her, Diana."
Seeing that the Queen of Justice was about to go crazy, the old man immediately spoke:
"She's credible!"
"Huh?"
The Queen of Justice didn't know that Grey Bat and Lord had swapped identities, but out of trust in Batman, she looked around, and after seeing that the other Diana also gave her a look and nodded, she hesitated to withdraw her blade.
The crying child in her arms was handed to Martha, who was a little helpless, and Grandma Clown held him like she was holding the best gift in the world.
She looked lovingly at the baby in her arms, and hummed a graceful lullaby while shaking her body, and the child seemed to feel the breath that reassured him and quickly stopped crying.
"He likes me, he likes his grandma."
Martha was about to cry with happiness.
In this moment, the little baby took Damian's place in her heart.
Hey, there is a high probability that Damian, who has grown crooked, is hopeless, and he doesn't have to bother trying to get that little madman back on track, and the little Bruce in front of him has infinite possibilities in the future, which is the best ending that Grandma Clown can get.
"He's hungry, Barbara, Hallie, come and help."
Martha shouted, called for her assistant and instructed Mason to hurry up and make a cradle for his little grandson or something, and Thomas, who got the news, quickly rushed over.
When the silent, gloomy man walked into the lounge in his suit, the body of the gray bat in the crowd shook again.
As he watched the image of Thomas and Martha holding his son, he finally understood why his other self said that he had found a reason and opportunity to give up his identity as Batman.
Which Bruce Wayne can withstand this tear-jerking picture in front of him?
It's something that only happens in Bat Heaven.
"Hey, stop!"
Selena's languid voice rang out beside the gray bat, and she said in a whispered voice:
"If you continue to shake like this, you're going to show your stuff, both Dianas are looking at you, didn't I say that your disguise ability is too bad, right?"
"Ahem"
The gray bat immediately pinched himself, returning himself to the withdrawn posture that the master should have.
He knew that Catwoman had debunked her disguise, but he wasn't surprised by it.
It's a person who has shared a bed with another Batman for more than ten years, and if he can't even find out about this, he can only say that there is a terrible problem in the love between Catwoman and the master.
With Selena taking the initiative to take his hand to cover up, he walked out of the lounge quickly, and was about to find a place to calm down, but as soon as he turned the corner, he saw Thomas Wayne, who was still in the lounge, standing in front of him.
"Who are you?"
The old lady's hand was in her pocket.
Not surprisingly, there was a loaded gun hidden there, and at this distance, even Superman or Speed Man would never have missed.
He said in a cold voice:
"Mason seems to have brought back a ghost resembling Bruce Wayne from another world, but you are not like him, more forbearing, more silent, more like a dark embodiment dedicated to some kind of order.
But I don't think your disguise can fool Mason, he's the best Robin, so I'm guessing it's all done with his tacit approval?
Aren't you going to say something to me? ”
The gray bat was silent for a long time, then reached out and took off his bat mask, and looked at the gray-haired old man in front of him with heavier and more tired eyes than the old man.
His lips moved, as if he was holding back some emotion that had been suppressed for years.
After a few seconds, he whispered:
"Father, I miss you so much"
This sentence made the old lady break the defense on the spot.
Just like when he first traveled through another world to see Batman, he thought he had adapted to this kind of meeting of father and son in another world, but it turned out that he could never adapt to this kind of thing.
"I miss you too, kid."
The old lady let go of the gun, stepped forward and reached out and patted the gray bat on the shoulder.
He said:
"You're home, we're all home. Martha will surely be happy that she has a second child. Alas, I'm going to take Martha to the garden worlds for a while, and a distraction might help her much healed but still unstable spirit.
But now it seems that Mason has no intention of letting us sit idle at all.
That little bastard has a soft spot on us.
The entire Bat family was toyed with by him, even Batman from other worlds.
I've always known that he's fighting back against everyone he might meet, and I'm now understanding that Martha and I are his 'anti-Batman tactics'.
The kind, the kind that has been tried and tested.
Alas, what a cunning but hateful bastard. ”
(End of chapter)