37. Ask, is there anything you can do to make your resignation letter look more legendary?
Mason drank the Million Stars Improved Potion again.
The final assassination by Soldier Boy and Kang the Conqueror gave him a good reason to do so, and his tense and tired sanity was given a break to retrust his sad and angry shell to an evil and grotesque consciousness that was very fond of using violence to solve problems.
This is quite a risky act.
But I have to say that the improved version of the potion is still quite good, especially after the Mason family's "exorcism ritual" was successfully completed, and when Mason woke up again, the predicament and danger he encountered had disappeared.
The cost is that one-third of the surface of the deserted uninhabited planet has been "renovated", and the star's mountains have been razed into rifts, and the plains have been piled up into new hills.
Perhaps to express his dissatisfaction with Mason, Void created a postmodern "sculpture" full of irony and curse for him before leaving this body.
It stood on the side facing the star, so that at dawn of each planetary day, the beam of light could shine on the forehead of the weeping statue that depicted Mason's most fragile heart, making the man with a crying nose look like a real sissy.
"Our new brother, Darkseid Mason, is quite artistic."
This was the first thing Mason said when he got up from the first responder's stretcher, and the rest of the Mason family looked at each other when they saw that he was still in the mood to judge the terrible statue.
It's done!
Mason went crazy from being overly sad.
And when the two speeders who saw Mason of Nothingness for the first time, Iris Jr. and Black Wally, when they saw Mason's gaze turn to them, a spirit suddenly flashed out of the distance.
Little Iris, who wore windproof goggles, screamed:
"Hey, is that guy just now who can move mountains and reclaim the sea with his will, and beat the conqueror Kang Ru to beat his grandson? How do I feel that the entire Justice League and the Justice Lords can't do you together! ”
"You might as well be bold when you assume it, when they come to crusade against the blackened Mason, you must let them remember to call the Avengers, so that the probability of retreating alive can be increased a little."
Mason rubbed his head and replied.
Void Mason deleted all memories of the battle before leaving this time, lest Mason make a damn "anti-nihilism tactic" for the details of its combat style, but this didn't work, because the other Masons were very professional in recording the whole process of the battle from all angles.
From the explosion of the power of a million stars, to the complete record of crippling Kang the Conqueror with a single punch and throwing a black hole into the kneeling soldier boy begging for mercy.
In fact, there is nothing to analyze, there is a fart tactic all the way to the second, and crushing without any skill is the power of no solution.
"The good news is that the madman obeyed your request and didn't kill anyone."
The first responder leaned over and pointed to the row of stretchers and the half-dead guys on top of it and said to Mason:
"The bad news is that the slightest of the injuries of this group of people who came to assassinate you are all paralyzed, but fortunately they are at fault in the first place, you are only defending yourself, otherwise with this strength, no matter which civilization or which law you put in, you will have to spend the rest of your life in a felon."
"Can it be cured?"
Mason glanced over there and then withdrew his gaze to the first responder, who nodded and said:
"Yes, but there's no need, these guys all have the prisoner stamp of the Time Authority, and they are villains of all ages unleashed by Kang the Conquered.
I think this is barely the eradication of evil. ”
"At least heal him."
The captain pointed to Kang the Conqueror, who was placed on the very edge and did not know whether he was alive or dead, and who was still vomiting blood, rolling his eyes and twitching in a coma, and said:
"I still need him to run an errand."
"That's fine, give me a few minutes."
The first aid master made an OK gesture, called out to the tailor and walked over to prepare for an emergency operation, while the smith touched the side and handed Mason a sword of the Lake Lady with a brand new scabbard, saying:
"I helped you with the maintenance, personalized the sword and sword grid according to your usage habits, and by the way, the blade was plated with X metal, and I also asked the inscription master and enchanter to adjust the inscription enchantment.
The best part is that we made a scabbard for you while you were resting, remember the Avalon set we remembered? ”
The blacksmith frowned and said:
"We've got a high imitation version for you, most of them don't need to draw a sword to solve the problem, a good sword is a samurai's wife, not to mention that for you, this thing is a wife sword in every sense.
If you're willing to drink the alchemist's medicine and turn into a girl, we can also consider giving you a sword drawing technique in a different dimension. ”
Ignoring the blacksmith's little black feet, Mason took the sword and looked at the extravagant silver-black scabbard, which was set with magical gems that were the work of a jeweller.
That's called an authentic.
He held the hilt of the sword to activate the power of the scabbard, and an unshakable shield of light flashed on the front, this protective strength made Mason quite satisfied, although it was not as good as the planet-level energy shield given to the power armor by the Heart of the Star Emperor, but he didn't wear the power armor twenty-four hours a day.
But speaking of power armor.
"Hey, Enjiniel, is the power armor tested?"
Mason put the Lake Maiden Sword on the armed belt around his waist, and turned back to call out to the engineer behind him, who was leaning against the storage tank of the armor and smoking a cigarette, and rolled his eyes when he heard Mason's inquiry, and said:
"Do you think I'm a dry eater? Am I super professional in this area? The moment you go crazy, it's done, the mechanical body is not polluted by data and is not mechanically activated, but it only produces a slight deformation but it does not affect your continued use.
However, according to the current strength of this transformation, if it is used in combination three more times, the main power armor of the universe will be completely activated.
But you don't have to worry too much, this thing is of a very high grade, and the Heart of the Star Emperor can't give it the will of the Great Emperor of the Universe so smoothly, so the most likely outcome is that you will harvest a second activated vehicle.
Although the logic of the inner birth is completely different, the external manifestation is the same as that of the machine girl Fenrir. ”
At this, the engineer rolled his eyes, rubbed his hands, and whispered to Mason:
"Let's have a discussion, if it's really fully activated, you can give it to me, okay?" It's not demanding, but if you can, you'd better turn it into a machine too."
"Hey, take the taste, you mechanical pervert stay away from my armor!"
Mason shoved the unscrupulous bastard away, but the engineer was still talking about the conditions, saying:
"This is not a bad thing, you know me, I won't let you do it in vain, the full set of drawings of the main power armor of the universe are in my head, the forger has now mastered the smelting and forging of X metal, and after the collectors scurrying around in the sea of stars find enough X metal, let's just build you a new set?"
I feel as if I've suddenly discovered the correct usage of the Star Emperor's Heart processor, if everything can evolve smoothly according to my plan, maybe in many years, I will be able to have my own machine girl harem cough cough, I mean, belong to the Mason family's army of machine girls!
That's a beautiful thing. ”
"The Emperor of the Universe feels that your thoughts are too perverted and gives you a step on it, this thing is not for you to play this kind of machine girl! You bastard! ”
Mason kicked the shameless engineer away, retracted his renovated armor storage canister, and opened his magic notebook to write and draw on it.
The other Masons didn't come over to interrupt the captain's actions, they were all preparing for themselves.
As Mason breaks through Old A's death trap, the entire Mason family will have to accompany him whether he goes to the Star Fort or the Hell Battlefield next.
Although not everyone Mason is interested in the future and hope, everyone is from the same source, and now Mason is going to do great things, and it would be too much to say if these "family money" don't give a little help.
A few minutes later, while Mason finished the letter to Old A, the first responder's action came to an end, and with the tailor's exquisite stitching and continuous slapping awakening operation, Kang the Conqueror, who had just been spinning in the eighteenth layer of hell, woke up leisurely.
The hapless director of hope is still immersed in the horrific memories of being tormented repeatedly by Mason of Nothingness, and seems to have been replaced with some kind of damn PTSD symptoms.
When he opened his eyes, he saw that Mason, the first responder, was observing his pupils, and the exact demonic face made him tremble, and he immediately felt pain all over his body.
He screamed and pushed the first responder away and hugged his body and yelled, only to see ten Masons looking up at him at the same time, which made Kang the Conqueror widen his eyes, ah, what the hell is this Mason hell?
Will they rush up and beat themselves up in the next moment?
Thinking of that terrible possibility, Kang's throat suddenly let out the same cry of killing, and seeing that he was about to roll his eyes if he couldn't take a breath, the first aid officer immediately rushed up and pinched the human middle and by the way, a set of hair-style kinetic energy repair techniques stabilized his condition.
At the signal of the chief captain, the five big and three thick forgers stepped forward and dragged the frightened conqueror Kang to Mason's eyes like a small one.
He stared at the poor bastard, and folded the letter in his hand and put it in his hand.
Mason patted Kang the Conqueror on the shoulder, pointed to the Conqueror's mechanical chair next to him, which had been repaired to seventy percent by the Engineer, and said to him:
"I'll spare your life, but you have to send this letter to Old A and deliver it to him personally, OK?"
"Uh-huh."
Kang the Conqueror clenched the letter in his hand and nodded wildly, he just wanted to escape from the hell of Mason in front of him, of course, his IQ as a villain was still on the line, and he didn't forget to adjust the shuttle mode when he boarded his mechanical seat with a spark in his life, completely smoothing out the space-time disturbance that he might leave behind for a while.
In this way, this group of vicious Mason family will not be able to delay the disturbance to beat themselves again.
He looked back at the bastards behind him as if he had lost his soul.
The captain stood in place, and the other Masons lined up behind him, with the same face, the same body shape, the same height, but the combination of clothing and temperament was like a super decuplets in a dream.
Mason waved goodbye to him, and Kang immediately activated the plane teleportation and sent himself to the place where Old A was.
A second before Kang rushed into the dimensional teleportation rift, the engineer next to Mason complained:
"Is your letter of resignation to the Quint Society so unremarkable? It's a big moment, right? Why don't you have a sense of ritual at all? ”
"Yes, yes, yes."
The alchemist also reminded:
"Maybe I should give Old A a little Mason shock, why don't I poison the letter paper or let the engineer deal with it, so that the letter paper can achieve an explosive effect?
At the very least, you have to make that resignation letter look legendary, and you are also a person of status, so you can't be so unsophisticated. ”
"It's all about you!"
Mason complained.
He casually pulled out the pistol of fate at his waist, aimed at Kang's back and pulled the trigger.
The moment the gun rang out, Kang thought that he was going to be shot black, and instantly accelerated into the dimensional rift, and Mason put down the pistol that was still emitting gunsmoke, and said to the other satisfied Masons:
"Legendary enough, right?
Alright, this is the end of the business, clean up, let's go to hell! It was also time for a face-to-face goodbye to my other immediate boss.
May the old devil be ready. ”
——
"Huh"
A flickering light lit up in Old A's office, waking up Nick Fury, who was leaning back in his chair and clutching the Mind Gem, trying to think of a solution.
The latter had become extremely haggard in ten minutes, and his black charcoal-like face was full of hideousness that only occurs when the pressure was extreme, but it was certain that this guy had not lost his mind and had no intention of giving up after even being hit.
While Steve Rogers' heroic dedication did have a considerable psychological impact, it was not enough for him to shake his will to resist.
Before the time of despair, he still has allies!
"How did you make such a mess?"
Old A frowned and tried to make himself look more confident, and he scolded Kang the Conqueror, who was driving a mechanical chair into his office in front of him and was terrified:
"You want the director to have a little dignity no matter what happens, right?"
"Go to Nima's decency, Lao Tzu almost died there."
Kang scolded viciously:
"There's a problem with the information you gave me! You didn't mention that Mason had a super potion in his hand that could instantly increase his power to beyond the exception.
It's not a weak craftsman you've sent us to assassinate at all, it's a star tyrannosaurus disguised as a delicate one! He could eat us all with just one mouth, and he didn't even have to spit out the bones!
Damn it!
I'm quitting, I'm quitting! ”
He stood up scoldingly, and angrily handed the resignation letter in his hand to Lao A, saying:
"This is what he gave you, from now on this is your personal vendetta, don't involve anyone else."
"How could you be scared like this?"
Old A didn't pick up the letter, but frowned and asked:
"You have mastered time and are immortal, even if Mason is strong, it shouldn't make you so scared."
"You know a der!"
Kang looked around suspiciously, like a patient who was mentally oppressed, and then scolded:
"Of course I'm not afraid if it's just death, but something quite weird has happened to one of my space-time aliens, like a polluted node!
The moment he lost his voice, there was an indescribable sensation that spread through him to all the other Kangs, and I can now hear damn hallucinations and occasionally see strange visions.
An indescribable figure clad in a black robe with serpentine tentacles standing in the sea of dark stars, the rings of stars turning into flesh in his eyes, the stripes of the sun opening in scarlet, and the seven eyes of truth that shimmered beneath the hood of endless darkness.
He is calling me to bow down to the Silent One. Ah, the great Silent One. Ah, I'm fucking going crazy.
There's someone on top of Mason!
Do you know?
You idiot, your intelligence is so bad that you don't even know where that guy came from.
You this."
"Bang"
An abrupt gunshot echoed abruptly, and Kang's head, who was scolding like a neurological patient, exploded in front of Old A's eyes.
The red and white ones came at this moment, and in an explosive attitude, the desk in front of him and the whole person of Lao A were covered with a layer of blood.
The headless corpse lay on the desk, its body still twitching.
The resignation letter that had just been held by Nick Fury was also stained with blood, making this ordinary letter full of a certain legend that could not be ignored at this moment.
Old A was taken aback.
In particular, the causal bullet that had exploded Kang's head twisted and stabbed precisely into his collar, less than an inch from his throat.
He looked at all this in front of him, then wiped the blood splashed on his face in a blank manner, and looked at the resignation letter in his hand, which had only one sentence on it:
"Dear old A, we will visit you soon, please clean up yourself, lest you have to change your clothes when you are buried. -—— love comes from your loyal subordinates, Old K and Little Q. ”
"!"
A suppressed scolding sounded from Nick Fury's mouth, and Old A, who was still thinking about how to resist and win in defeat, suddenly realized something.
He.
It seems really impossible to win.
(End of chapter)