62. Two Barrels: I think you beautiful women are really too extreme

It was already breakfast time when Mason arrived at Wayne Manor, but the whole estate was already busy.

Almost all the servants had been mobilized to clean up the castle, and the precious carpets and decorations in the rooms had to be replaced in preparation for the important ceremony that would take place in two days' time.

Although both Catwoman and Batman are sure that this is only a small party, especially since the lord has learned the lesson of the last failed wedding and does not plan to make a big deal.

But the idea of the protagonist of the wedding did not interfere with the will of the actual controller of Wayne Manor, that is, the "butler".

How could Butler Alfred, who had served the Wayne family for most of his life and had been a member of the family, allow a perfunctory past for a wedding that was so important to the family?

After Bruce Wayne lost his parents when he was eight years old, it was almost Ah Fu who brought him up, saying that his adoptive father was not a big problem, and without the participation of his father, the rhythm of the whole ceremony was completely controlled by Ah Fu.

The old man, who was almost seventy years old, was very energetic, and when Mason walked into the hall, he saw that he was full of energy and was scolding Fang Xuan like a general about to go on an expedition, followed by several assistants to help Butler Ah Fu confirm the details of various rituals.

Da Shao pushed Barbara's wheelchair and stood aggrievedly and didn't dare to speak, obviously because the little couple had an accident that disrupted the old housekeeper's arrangement, so he was reprimanded.

As for the two barrels

The cold-faced killer tries on the best man's clothes like a marionette in front of the mirror next to him.

Everyone had to go to the store to try on clothes, but with a wave of the old butler's hand, the whole set of the three most luxurious tailor shops in Gotham City was moved over, and they started work on the spot in Wayne Manor.

In fact, it stands to reason that you can't wear a wedding dress a few times in your life, and it's OK to rent one, but if you look at where you are, saying the word "rent" in Wayne Manor is simply a desecration of this place.

"What do you want them to do?"

The captain looked at the old tailors who were helping the two buckets to tailor, pouted and said to Harley and Quinn beside him:

"I can do it alone, I can't really call the tailor over, and I can do it all in an hour."

"Your tailor is reserved for Lord Wayne and Miss Kyle."

Old Ah Fu came over and looked Mason up and down, rubbed his chin, and said:

"Their wedding costumes are all made by you, and as for your own clothes, you should hand them over to these excellent tailors, what are you still doing in a daze? Mason, go try on clothes.

The first rehearsal will begin in two hours.

I'm going to arrange the security process based on the results, and I don't want this good day to be interrupted by something bad. ”

"You're kidding, aren't you?"

Mason pushed the frame on the bridge of his nose and said:

"All the members of Team K have been invited, as well as spectators from other worlds, there are six Kryptonian guests alone, three Wonder Woman, two Aquaman, two Lantern Man, Thor and Captain Marvel, and the Avengers backbone, and if these are not enough, Frog will come here to take notes in person.

With so many people, what else are you worried about security?

Even if Darkseid contacts Sanos to make trouble, we have to weigh whether the Apocalypse Star is enough for us to demolish. ”

"That being said, but the preparations that need to be done still have to be done, this is the bat family's style of acting."

The old butler stubbornly shook his head and rejected Mason's optimism, in his opinion, with the grievances that Lord Wayne had accumulated over the years, it would not be easy for the wedding to go smoothly.

He sent Mason and Hallie and Quinn to try on clothes.

Mason was devastated by a few words with the old tailors, and after he summoned the tailors to drive to work, the tailors who had been completely crushed by their skills voluntarily quit their jobs.

There is no way, occupational diseases, professionals are like this, and they are never allowed to see the slightest defect in their field.

"Why do you think you're hanging your face all the time?"

When Mason picked up the tailor's ruler and measured the width of his shoulders for the second bucket, he couldn't help but ask:

"I know you have some opinions about Batman, but that's all old times, can't this good thing make you smile right now? Or are you going to be the Scarlet Knight again at the wedding and teach Batman a lesson or something? ”

"No, my upset comes from other sources."

The second bucket replied with a cold face.

This made Mason more and more curious.

He turned his head to look at Dashao and Barbara next to him, and the bat girl shrugged her shoulders, and was about to tell Mason what was going on, when a few seconds later, the laughter of the women came from the depths of the hall.

Mason glanced over and was stunned.

Selena Kyle, the prospective mother of the Wayne family, is holding the wrist of her rival Talia El Gul and walking down the stairs like best friends, and the two are talking and laughing and are so intimate that people are in a dream.

The captain immediately understood.

He glanced at the second bucket with strange eyes, then looked back at Barbara, and said:

"Selena asked Talia to be a bridesmaid? Good guys, is this an oath of sovereignty? Or do you think her life is too comfortable, so she plans to give her married life a little strength?

Didn't she know that Talia had passed the Templar Sage training to become a true Assassin Saint? ”

"She knew, she's just crazy."

Barbara sat in a wheelchair and sighed with her hands on her forehead and said:

"The war between the two of them is coming to an end, Selena has won a big victory, how can she let Talia go with her character? Do you now know why Ah Fu had to arrange security?

Grayson and I were worried about whether Talia was going to give us a bloody wedding at our wedding two days later. ”

"And to make matters worse, Talia has accepted the bridesmaid's invitation."

Da Shao glanced at the two buckets with a face as cold as ice, and whispered to Mason:

"And it's against Jason, you know? The situation is getting more and more awkward. ”

"Yo, you're all here."

A familiar voice sounded from the entrance of the hall, and the clown-like Zakang dressed as a magician's assistant walked in triumphantly carrying a large number of magic props.

Beside him is Xiao Zha in classic dress.

She was invited by Ah Fu to attend the wedding and perform magic entertainment for the guests, and by the way, she came to attend the wedding ceremony of her childhood sweetheart as a childhood friend.

But as soon as Xiao Zha and Za Kang entered the hall, they felt that the atmosphere was not right, and after learning the truth from the broken-mouthed Harley, the sassy male mage clapped his hands and grinned:

"Harm, what's so rare about this, our two buckets are thin-skinned, if it were me, I'm sorry for this special scene if I don't play some tricks at the wedding.

Ahem, I mean, it's time to fix the second bucket of the heart knot. ”

The murderous gaze from behind Xiao Za made Za Kang, who wanted to say something meaty, immediately change his words, he moved his body and pulled Mason aside with his eyebrows and muttered a few times, and then the two shared cigarettes and left the hall without knowing what to do.

"Jason, are you okay?"

After talking to Selena with her hypocritical sisters, Talia turned around and turned her face cold, and her face changed extremely quickly.

At the same time, shaking your hands is like shaking off something dirty.

Obviously, she is very unhappy with Catwoman's arrangement, but she is still forcing a smile for the sake of decency.

Before leaving the hall, the fox-like bad woman came to the side of the two barrels, who were measuring the legs of the tailor, and assumed a amorous posture, and said to Jason Todd, who was not looking at him in front of him:

"Bruce and Selena ended up together, which was more than I could have imagined, even though it seemed to me that Selena's attempt to swear sovereignty to me was too naïve.

The piece of meat in her belly doesn't mean anything at all, and Damian's presence can make me invincible.

However, they are already married, and it is a little rude for me to participate in it again, and I am about to ask for a home.

Unfortunately, I don't have many options, and you're the only one left but Bane. ”

"Shut up."

The second barrel said coldly:

"I've forgotten that anger with a hard time, don't let me remember it, Talia, it's not a good old for either of us.

Just because you're losing the fight against Selena doesn't mean I'm going to be the pick-up guy.

I hate you!

I don't hide this, in my eyes you are just a fox in human skin, don't provoke me, for the sake of your life. ”

"But people say that emotions are external to the mind."

Talia wasn't impressed.

She playfully looked at Jason, who was exuding indifference all over her body, and said in a long voice:

"If you really don't feel affected by me anymore, with your personality you will draw your knife when I open my mouth or don't care at all what I say, look at your tense posture now, look angry and dangerous, but I know that the more you do this, the more dazed you become, hesitating between killing me and hugging me.

Jason, I have a place in your heart, and you can never deny that.

Not just because of our skin-to-skin relationship, but because you've always wanted to prove that you're stronger than Batman, and seeing me as some kind of trophy is obviously satisfying your dark and arrogant thoughts.

You are no longer a trailblazer, and you will naturally have to pick up your dream of surpassing Batman when you return to your own life.

Well, what a sweet boy, maybe I take you away a second time to leave more pain for the man who hurt and abandoned me. ”

She reached out and tried to touch the cheek of the second bucket.

As her fingers approached, the fist of the second bucket clicked, and the tailor next to her pushed the glasses, and handed over the paper cutter in his hand very cooperatively, and was held in his hand by the second bucket backhand.

The bad fox was clearly playing with fire, and she enjoyed the dangerous touch.

However, just a second before Talia's fingers touched the second cheek, a blood-colored dart was fired, causing Talia's figure to instantly retreat and jump out of the attack zone like a flash.

She glanced back at the entrance to the hall.

Under the amuseful gaze of Mason and Zakang, Selena, a vampire lady in black leather, was already holding the hilt of the knife at her waist.

A pair of bloody pupils on her pale cheeks, which were very similar to Talia's but more cold and bewitching, stared at her space-time heterotope, and she scolded in a hoarse voice peculiar to vampires:

"Take your dirty hands off my baby! You shitty bitch. Child! ”

Her presence and voice made the tense two barrels suddenly relax, and the Scarlet Knight looked back at the vampire female warrior striding towards him from the entrance, and he said helplessly:

"Why are you here? Didn't you say you didn't care about any of these things? ”

"The girl says that she doesn't care is exactly the performance she cares about the most, you idiot who doesn't understand a woman's heart! I told you to leave, and you left without looking back.

So well-behaved that it makes me feel hopeless. ”

Ms. Selena turned into a small bat and flew to Jason's side under Talia's surprised gaze, grabbed Jason's neck in front of her face, and pulled his head down very forcefully for a deep kiss from the Blood.

This scene made Talia clench her fists through gritted teeth.

TMD!

What a hell of a day!

Catwoman swears sovereignty over Bruce to herself, and this vampire in front of her who doesn't know where it came from. Is the son also going to swear to himself the sovereignty of Jason Todd?

What's next?

Could it be that Damian would also bring a little girl to swear to her the sovereignty of his son?

The way of the world has really changed.

Your own fish pond is almost wiped out by these bastard women! No, you can't go on like this, you have to defend your own fish pond. What qualifies an assassin leader who can't even protect his own fish to call himself Aquaman!

"He's my man!"

The Vampire Warrior protected Jason behind her, stared at Talia in front of her, and declared with the dark, deep and elegant temperament of the Bloodborn:

"Take your claws farther away, and if you dare to get closer, he'll cut you off!"

"I don't think Jason is anyone's private property, that child's character won't allow him to live by whom, and that you can say that proves that you don't know him at all."

Talia narrowed her eyes at the vampire in front of her, she sneered and said:

"Look at your face again, don't you understand why Jason is playing with you? Little cutie, you're just a substitute for me, how pathetic. ”

"She's not!"

The second bucket reached out and put it on the shoulder of the angry and trembling vampire female warrior, and he said to Talia very seriously and seriously:

"Before I met Selena, I confessed that I really couldn't remove your figure from my heart, but after fighting alongside her, that face in my heart was already blurred.

She and I really don't know each other well, but we have plenty of time to get the job done.

I enjoyed my time with her because I knew she wouldn't bite me when I was in a trance, and she wouldn't be like you, just using me as a means and tool to hurt Bruce.

You've lost, Talia, accept it.

Catwoman wins!

She won in every way, you didn't lose in looks or shape.

You just don't love that man enough, you have too much ambition and not so much room for love, or even family affection.

That night.

The night we were together, you called Bruce's name, you know what that means? You can't even admit you've fallen.

You're the coward who doesn't dare to face the truth in your heart.

No wonder you lose so badly. ”

"Shut up!"

Enraged, Talia spurred two Isu blades from her wrist, but before she could make any further movements, Damian's scolding rang out from the other side.

The little madman stood on the edge of the second floor, clutching his knife and shouting below:

"That's enough, Mom, be decent."

"You should be on my side!"

Talia raised her head and shouted to her son:

"I brought you up with all the hard work, and your father didn't even appear in the first twelve years of your life, Damien, did you betray me too?"

"You gave me life, but Selena taught me to be human, and she wasn't a good mother, but I could feel warmth in her.

That's how little you give me. ”

Damien whispered:

"My grandfather told me that he failed in your education, and I think you have let him down, just as you have let me down now.

I took what you left behind in the cosmetics you gave Selena, and as the next generation of the Wayne family, I welcome you to my parents' wedding in two days' time.

But please come as my mom and not with other purposes. ”

"Huh"

The blade is retracted.

Talia took a deep breath and glanced at her son, Damian's eyes were full of weak pleading, he didn't want things to get worse.

"No need, I'm going to help the Templars take over the Assassin Alliance."

Talia ruffled her long hair and said:

"Tell Selena that I can't be her bridesmaid anymore, and I wish her and Bruce Wayne happiness, and besides, what I put with her is just a fetus, not poison.

You little idiot. ”

After saying that, Talia walked out of the hall without looking back, only to meet Martha walking in with little Bruce Kent in her arms, and Aunt Clown didn't need to know the process to guess what was going on here.

As she passed by, she whispered to the red-eyed Thalia:

"Don't be discouraged, little girl, just getting married doesn't mean the war is over. Selena Kyle's erratic nature puts her in conflict with my child only a matter of time, and that's when your chance comes.

You can always come back to accompany your lover, and I absolutely welcome you to leave a younger brother or sister for Damian.

I'll leave you the door. ”

"You're all badass!"

Talia gritted her teeth and said:

"Tell Bruce for me, he was dumped by me! It's over between me and him, so I wish him happiness. ”

(End of chapter)