41. The farewell of the god of war of pure love [plus more to insanity]
"Didn't you two come back early to prepare for the wedding?"
An hour later, in the afternoon at the afterlife bar in Gotham City, Mason looked at Harley and Quinn, who were drinking heavily in his office.
I don't know what kind of happy event made the two of them drink like this, and they were so full of alcohol that even the three dogs next to them were drunk.
Ciri, who came back with Mason, also had a headache, she knew that Harley and Quinn would occasionally be unreliable, but she didn't expect to be unreliable to this extent.
I had made an appointment for a ceremonial four-person wedding at eight o'clock tonight, but there were less than four hours left and nothing was ready.
"Hey, Sweetie is back."
Hallie was shaken awake, looked at Mason with drunken eyes and smirked, and pounced on him with a cheer, hugged Mason like a koala and gnawed, and said coquettishly:
"Don't be angry, it's my big day, you have to be happy. Wedding, uh, Quinn said she'd prepare, hehe, little pervert Quinn is getting married today. ”
"Oh my God, you little drunken cat."
Mason pinched his nose and drove the drunken Harley down, and asked Ciri to take her to wash up and sober up, and he squatted down and called Quinn up again, but Quinn was even more exaggerated, and said in a daze that Harley had taken care of everything.
After a long day, these two cuties pushed things on each other, and then happily left it behind at the same time and threw a bachelorette party for their evil twins.
"You let me in too!"
The captain's forehead burst into bruises, and he picked up the screaming Quinn very unsympatheticly, and threw her into the bathroom to ask Ciri to help sober her up.
As soon as the door closed, I heard a scream inside, accompanied by the malicious giggles of Harley and Quinn, it must have been the two brides-to-be dragging the third bride-to-be into the bathtub.
Alas, tired hearts, let them play.
Mason scratched his head, looking at the messy office with some apprehension.
But fortunately, Mason always has a solution to all unexpected situations, he took out the communicator and called, and soon a quantum teleportation was turned on in the office, and the good brothers of the Mason family walked in with a smile and a large number of Mark series armors painted pink to look very festive.
"That's the way it is."
The captain sighed and lamented the misfortune of his family, and told his brothers about the mess up between Harley and Quinn, and Mason, you look at me, and I see you know what Mason intends to let them do.
But after all, this is a happy event, and everyone is not good to complain about anything. What a ghost!
The guys immediately began to verbally criticize Mason, and after smacking him hard, they each started to prepare for the wedding of the afterlife bar with a team of Mark armor.
Fortunately, Miss Huazi is still very reliable.
Although she had been invited to the Isu world today to attend the completion ceremony of the Arasaka base over there, she had already prepared everything for her boss's wedding before leaving, and with the staff at the bar and the androids busy, four hours was definitely enough.
After all, Mason is a low-key person, he doesn't plan to have a luxurious wedding like the Lord and Catwoman's sister, after all, he is not surnamed Wayne, where can he squander so much money?
"Come on, come on, this is for you."
The alchemist pulled out a box of pills from his bag and stuffed it into Mason's hand, and Mason didn't even need to look at it to know what the bastard had given him.
He sighed and said:
"I'm only eighteen years old and I really don't need that, and I thank you for your kindness, McJack."
"Don't talk nonsense, let you drink it, you can drink it, we are brothers, how can I harm you?"
The alchemist patted Mason on the shoulder with an unhappy face and said:
"Look at your poor face, it seems that Ciri is also a terrible bone scraping dragon slayer, Harley and Quinn are enough for you, and as a result, you have to give yourself strength.
You kid really have to be careful, don't die on some unseemly occasion and cause us to collect your body. ”
"Yes, yes."
The first aid technician who came over next to him was embarrassed and pretended to stretch out his finger on Mason's wrist, and said in a long voice like an old Chinese medicine doctor:
"Your waist is going to be hollowed out, although young people know the taste of marrow, they must be tempered, your situation is very special, and if you maintain this frequency, I am afraid that you will be dehydrated in less than half a month."
"Enough for the two of you!"
Mason scolded.
The alchemist and the first responder laughed and stopped teasing him, and ran side by side like brothers to participate in the Mason family's preparations and busyness for their brother's wedding.
The captain looked at the packet of tonic medicine in his hand and really wanted to throw it in the trash, but after thinking about it, he put it away.
After all, it was the kindness of his own brother, and what they said was not unreasonable.
Alas, the slacker atmosphere is like a flood of beasts, poisoning a new generation of promising young people, I was not like this before, could it be that I was too tight before, and I can't contain it when I suddenly let go?
And tonight is the wedding night, four of us together.
Hey, it's scary to think about.
"Ahem, with the things you're thinking about right now, maybe I should send you an annihilation spell to crush you on a physical level.
You know, I can't see this kind of bad thing the most. ”
An indifferent voice suddenly sounded behind Mason, and the captain who made his mind wander turned back sharply, and saw the elusive god of pure love, Black Strange, looking at him with a dead man's gaze.
People don't just talk about it.
If this is really not a special relationship between the two, I'm afraid that there will be no reminders, and a happy drama of pure love God of War beating a scumbag will be staged.
It's no wonder that every time he sees Black Strange, Mason feels his scalp tingle, and he has met a nemesis for a long time.
"It's a special situation."
The captain said with a sad face:
"Although my behavior seems to be scummy, my wife and I are true love, and you, a pure love expert, should know this best, this is really a special situation
Some men do have a lot of love, and even if they share it with many people, they still have to be more dedicated than those who are boring. ”
"You don't have to explain, I'm not here to enforce the law, if you want to repent, you can find a church or go to the police station to apply for chemical castration or something."
Black Strange Yin and Yang snorted angrily, and after a few seconds of silence, he let out a long breath and said to Mason:
"I'm leaving."
"Huh?"
The captain blinked, and immediately understood, and he asked:
"Are you ready?"
"Well, with the help of the Frog Diagram, the cast time has been confirmed, and Ultron is helping to calculate the amount of energy needed to go beyond the absolute point in time."
Black Strange still had the same sinister look, but his tone was much softer at this moment, and he said:
"That would be an astronomical amount, after all, to cast a spell at the moment when the concept of time is broken and reassembled is destined to pay a terrible price.
If we're not lucky, this might be the last time we'll see each other. ”
"Nope! No, it won't. ”
Mason shook his head and said:
"You see the ending in the Black Apple, which means that you will definitely renew your relationship with Christine, of course, not with your current identity and posture, you will scare her.
But I'm guessing you're ready.
You'd give up all your power in exchange for her presence, wouldn't you? As you say, you have never forgotten your goal and motivation for finding strength.
You are probably the purest and most determined of all of us, and love is a beautiful thing. ”
"It's also a terrible thing, and it's love that made me the monster I am now."
Black Strange shook his head.
He sighed and said:
"Actually, we're a lot like that, Mason, and your desire to turn back the Dark Ages is the same as my desire to get Christine back, both of which seem to others to be meaningless choices.
But we all know what that means to us.
I know that I am not a good person to deal with, and at this farewell moment, I have to tell you that I thank you for your tolerance and understanding of me.
I thought you needed me more than I needed you.
But as it turns out, the truth seems to be completely reversed.
Without Black Strange's help, Mason Cooper could still be a savior, but without Mason's help, Black Strange would have fallen into the shadows of the Lightless Sea.
Thank you, Mason, for helping me and Christine. ”
"I'm out there."
Mason shook his head and said:
"We're each other, and I really want to see you and Christine renew, it must be touching, but sadly, I may not be able to see it with my own eyes.
I can't even see the new era with my own eyes.
But I'm sure we'll see you again in the future, so I wish you all the best in advance. ”
"Lend you good words."
Black Strange didn't ask about the deep meaning of Mason's words, he pretended not to understand, and after nodding goodbye quietly into the shadows as he had come.
Mason glanced down at his watch, there were only three hours left before his wedding, and he had no more time to waste, so he hurriedly left the office and went to the next room to let the tailor make a groom outfit for himself.
As for Ciri, she has already picked out the most suitable clothes for herself.
Three hours passed in the blink of an eye, and at eight o'clock in the evening, the hall of the afterlife bar was full of people, but it was not so exaggerated.
Mason said that it was a small ceremony, and it really only invited members of Team K, at most plus the Bat family and the Kryptonian family, and there was no one else.
The old Green Goblin guys seemed to acquiesce in the decision, and they all knew that what Mason was going to say to them had already been said at the Wayne family wedding.
To put it mildly, it was the most perfect day for everyone to separate, and it was a little embarrassing to meet again.
After all, Mason had fulfilled his mission and duties as promised, and no matter what they planned to do in the coming days, Mason was not interested in participating in it again.
Simple dress-up, simple guests, simple ceremony.
In the scene where Kevin, the playful soft mud monster, plays more than 50 roles and makes a cameo appearance as the orchestra and all the duties of the singer and dancer, as the melodious and cheerful music sounds, Mason in a suit walks to the end of the red carpet accompanied by Bruce, and the members of the K team sitting in the hall immediately cheer.
Damian, Joe, and Franklin, the three little bastards, are constantly whistling, and the blue beetle is frantically taking pictures to pass on to his girlfriend as a souvenir.
The people in the adult group are naturally more stable, and Zakang and Charles also turned into drama spirits at this moment, wiping away tears with a handkerchief, as if their son had finally entered a major event in life.
provoked the real Mason family next to her, Ms. Emma, and the little Madeleine in her arms to be unhappy, but these two have psychic powers, if it weren't for the wrong occasion, the two psychic powers smashed up were enough to make Zakang mentally retarded.
"How nice is that."
Beside Emma, Dr. Leslie also showed emotion, and said to Emma with red eyes:
"Aside from the fact that it's strange to have three wives, this is the best wedding I've ever attended, they really love each other, I can feel it."
"He has three wives is the biggest abnormality, this doctor aunt who loves brains."
The White Queen, who should have been very happy, complained with a wooden face:
"I had a very good time when I was younger. Well, freedom, but this is not the happy moment I imagined for my son, let alone the fact that he has to marry two psychopaths. ”
"Say less."
Logan, the old wolf who brought the family to the wedding, pretended to be of the same generation, and whispered to Emma:
"If you dare to stop this wedding, your son will dare to turn his face with you on the spot, Emma, he finally accepted you, don't make trouble, people Hallie and Quinn are very good, they really gave everything they have to Mason.
It's called a match made in heaven. ”
"Hmph, there's no place for you to talk here."
Emma didn't eat it, but she finally sat in her mother's seat, holding her little daughter in her arms and watching the wedding in front of her in a gentle manner.
The groom has appeared, and now it's time for the bride to appear.
Accompanied by Selena, Barbara and Kara, the three brides appeared to the music.
Hallie was wearing her favorite red dress and still put blue stars on her cheeks for makeup, and Quinn was uncharacteristically wearing a blue wedding dress today, which just formed a wonderful red and blue match with Hallie.
They held hands like twin sisters, and the two clown dogs, dressed as circus beasts, also put away their majesty and made a cameo appearance as a flower girl.
The last to appear is the most peculiar, not wearing a wedding dress, but wearing the black dress cloak that Mason himself changed for her.
The mask of the Grand Mentor of the Stars was adorned like a decoration on her shoulders, and holding the Golden Retriever left behind by Wick in her hand was like some kind of ritual.
Ciri looked up, and behind the clapping crowd, she could see two illusory figures standing next to Captain Jack.
Her parents are still recovering and deserve a good rest aboard the Bard.
But they still rushed over, and although they had not fully recovered their senses, the two ghosts still held hands at this time to send their daughter's gentlest blessings.
That's more than enough.
The music shifts as the wedding march progresses, and the three bridesmaids hold the hands of the three brides and walk to the end of the red carpet, where Mason and Bruce stand with warmth in their eyes.
"Little girl, you know that if I had been braver then, I wouldn't have anything to do with you now, right?"
Catwoman, who was holding Hallie's wrist, whispered to the crying cutie:
"Sister, I was the first woman to walk into Mason's heart"
"But you're a coward."
Harley retorted with tears:
"You're a greedy kitten who has prey for a long time, if you're brave enough, the child in your belly should be named Cooper by now, hey, I have to thank your men for their mercy, Aunt Selena~"
"Bear kid!"
Catwoman snorted, and Barbara next to her was still struggling with the topic of ruining the three views she had just heard, and she asked Quinn:
"My mind still hasn't turned, and again, what are you going to do with Harley? After a person is pregnant, the charm clone is canceled, so that when they are separated again, both of them will have it?
Isn't that right?
I don't think that's how the Tiger Charm works."
Quinn smiled but didn't say a word.
There was no world in her eyes, only the man with a gentle face in front of her, and that was what she was looking forward to, even if she had declared herself a staunch unmarried.
It turns out that all perseverance is only because there is no reason to shake oneself.
"Can you beat them both alone?"
Super girl Carla whispered to Ciri:
"No matter how I look at it, I feel that you are at an absolute disadvantage in this war."
"No, I've already won, Kara."
Lord Hunter smiled and whispered:
"Harley and Quinn can be with him until love dies, and I can share life with him, and now it's not me challenging them, it's them who want to challenge me together.
But why take it so seriously?
It's not a war anyway."
"To hell with red tape! I can't wait! I hereby declare Harley, Quinn, Cilia, and Mason Cooper married with the authority that no one has given me!
Forever together, never separated.
So, the bride can kiss the groom! ”
Harley suddenly screamed, and she shook off Catwoman's hand and screamed at Mason as she had done before.
In the captain's astonishment, helpless and smiling habitually opened his hands to catch her perfectly, and then the two kissed each other in front of everyone, Quinn on the left and Ciri on the right also kissed Mason on the cheek with red lips left and right, this scene made Sister Ka, who was a guest pastor, didn't know what to say for a while.
But in this case, just smile, right?
The crowd erupted in a tidal wave of cheers, especially those of Bizarro and Charles.
Erdou restrained himself from wanting to maintain his image as a cool brother at first, but after being kicked in the back by the self-proclaimed "brother-in-law", Da Shao simply let go and whistled.
That's right!
This is the crazy girl Hallie in everyone's cognition, how can she honestly attend the wedding?
"Quinn and I only wore skirts."
Amid a cheer, Hallie whispered in Mason's ear:
"It's the same with Ciri's little wildcat, don't you want to sleep tonight, you little bastard! This wedding has made us wait so long to punish you severely! ”
(End of chapter)