Chapter Twenty-Seven: The Headless Horseman's Lady Is Right...
It's called ...... What is it called? It seems to be called Germanescu...... The female headless horseman of Pandaragon is not going to follow Cybertron.
He looked relaxed and spoke cheerfully, not at all like a person who moved his head - the point is that people don't just move their heads, they move often.
The head is back, from the look, tone, and even from the accent, the other party reveals a kind of aristocratic temperament, as well as a playful sense unique to a flower girl. Dressed in black plate armor, he talked happily in a voice that was even clearer than his own. It's like a proud yellow warbler, singing non-stop.
Instead, it's Cybertron.
Yes, although they all look the same, he is naked and naked, carrying two two-handed giant swords. Miss Pandaragon was just carrying an ordinary two-handed sword, and the black armor was thick and tight. One is happy, the other is apprehensive. A barbarian, a feudal knight.
Walking down the streets of Caernarfon, even the energetic Argonian maid would look back.
The siblings are really ...... Performance art?
"You see us walking down the street, and everybody knows that we're very close—" Pandaragon put his arm around Cybertron's arm and felt a sense of happiness and sweetness: "-Eighty percent have never seen such beautiful two people, right?"
“...... Could you please take your armor away from me, it hurts!" Cybertron tried to break free, but the power of the Bourkeso disappeared again in front of the Headless Horseman: "At best, others will think it's a brother and sister - and it's a brother next to it!"
"Eh, isn't it husband and wife?"
"I tell you that if we were husband and wife, we would be guilty of death! I would already be unhealthy to move, and if we were together, we would be unhealthy in the unhealthy!—I would tell you that the brothers and sisters of the civilized world are spurned!"
"Eh, in my time, there were countless people who married my sister and sister?—"
“...... You must have been an imbecile like you in your time, right? The dynasty fell quickly, right? With such a heavy taste, are you waiting for the collective gene to regress?"
"So what's the matter?" said Miss Pandaragon, who was even more surprised, "Isn't it enough to be beautiful?" besides, aren't the gods also brothers marrying sisters, and even more ......"
"Yo...... Okay, okay...... Your rod will last at least 3,000 years ago. Cybertron hurriedly stopped the other party's crooked fallacy and covered the other party's mouth to prevent the other party from saying any more: "Miss, how old are you?"
"Let it go, there was no (silenced) on the streets of our day - besides, we just met, too early. He glanced at Cybertron and unceremoniously knocked his hand off: "Ask ...... woman how old you are?" ”
“...... I'm telling you, if I hadn't been able to beat you, I'd have done it a long time ago. Cybertron told the truth: "I've had a lot of eyes on my looks, and I don't take it as a good thing! When it's pressing, I'm going to disfigure...... Oh, why didn't I think of such a good idea before? I'm a genius!"
"How dare you!—you destroy the second most beautiful thing in the world? I'll kill myself first, and then I'll kill you!"
“...... It's hard for you, but you can work hard, come, do the first step first. ”
――How to commit suicide and kill him?――
This kind of thing sounds cliché, but it's set in all major versions. Let's say the earth ol national service 3. The 0 version of the Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties has the setting of eight families. In the recent version, there have also been settings for the four major families of the Republic of China. Therefore, even for a national-level game as large-scale as Earth OL, the screenwriter can't help but set up the N big family.
Then, a small card and a few big families can be regarded as conforming to the will of God.
The castle lord is basically a title, and the seven families take turns to rule. The castle lord is just an ornament, similar to the emperor of Japan, where to stay where it is cool...... Let's put it this way, the seven great families have the right to draft a document to hang the city lord, and the right of the city lord can only be to sign obediently and agree that he will be hanged. If it weren't for the people in the Seven Great Families and their guilds, even the nobles would have stood aside for a long time.
And these seven families are also large and small, for example, the largest is the Francis family, which has big roots and deep roots. Although there are many contradictions within the family, the strongman is under the leadership of Alice Field, and the hundred-legged insect dies without stiffening. But to be honest, it's not so good, two of the remaining six families are more famous, one is the Mitchlin family, and they have always competed in the maritime trade industry. One is a Kansas family who has been in the grain and real estate business. These two families are the only ones who can compete with the Francis family, and the remaining four together can have about half of the assets of these three families.
Power is constantly being stolen, when legitimate means and intrigues cannot compete with opponents...... Then the most primitive and simple way can only be used.
Kill each other directly!
But the problem is that there are a total of six big families besides Francis, and there are four who want to do it. Seven days a week, you can also enjoy a day off, and sometimes two waves of killers meet together, and you have to fight to the death first, and then carry out the assassination mission.
As a result, Alice Phil had to arrange n more guards around her, and most of them were not human - because monsters seemed inhuman to many people.
There is no humanity, and this sentence can be regarded as a compliment in the eyes of the monster. Because...... Human nature is really fickle, unreliable, and shoddy products come with no factory certificate. Humans are too smart, but the problem is that they are too smart. If you go too far, you will lose your life - relatively speaking, Alice Fell sees the crux of the problem. Why is his family falling apart, her husband is a loli control, her brother-in-law is a mess, more than 90% of his relatives seek property, and the other 10% have already knelt.
Humans' lack of greed is too terrible! Comparatively speaking, monsters with various heads or bodies don't seem to have as many fancy intestines as humans - relatively speaking, they are safer!
That's right, it's only relatively.
Anyway, there is more than one human who has bitten a bite of gold teeth, and he can't figure out why he can't kill Alice Field. If you don't come, you have to give me your daughter? What kind of world is this, and is there a way for good people to walk?
Mitchlin, the huge family that deals with the island's maritime trade with Ireland, is also running into a bit of a problem. The head of the family, Clermont Mitchlin, was the first person to propose to Alice Field, and is currently in the thirtieth time of falling out of love.
He was angry because he had failed thirty assassination attempts! and he would assassinate the other person once every time he fell out of love, and then strengthen his guard. The business within the family has been the same lately, except that the Naga attacked several of his flagships, and although they did not cause much damage to the ships, the cargo was looted and destroyed.
Those damn Naga fish people, sooner or later, catch them up and eat them and look up at the starry sky!
Clermont was a bit of a victim of the wrong medicine, believing that Alice Field's husband was dying well and that he was missing a biggest rival. And Alice Phil should marry him, and Alice Phil's daughter Valivier should marry him too. Otherwise, I'm sorry for the conscience of heaven and earth, and I'm sorry for the Holy Light!
"What? failed again?" the thirty-first assassination failed, and Clermont now wanted to kill the servant in front of him. However, for the sake of the other party and himself for thirty years, he even castrated himself to be a eunuch housekeeper in order to prove his loyalty, and he just whipped the other party a few times.
"The poison I bought from southern Xinjiang this time! It is said that it is not a herbal poison, but an alchemy poison! -- I have personally tested it, and even the doctor and I have poisoned two! How can the other party monitor it? Say! -- Damn slave!
With a few lashes, Clermont's slightly obese body gasped heavily.
"Yes, my good host...... The spy said that she had been accompanied by a maid named [Glous], and every time she had to try it, Alice Phil would eat it. That dish...... Because of Glocy, she didn't eat Alice Field. ”
The servant was a eunuch with a dark complexion and did not appear to be a purebred native. He looks to be in his fifties. Bald head, with a line of the owner's name printed on the head. Although he has long been freed, he still does the job of a housekeeper, and is called a "damned slave" when his master is angry. There is only one person to serve Clermont within the family. As a eunuch butler, although there will be some [taste], but in the civilized world, it has gradually become a trend. Like eunuch singers, it is said to be voluntary. And...... In the family, having a eunuch butler means having a loyal butler can increase the family's reputation.
This world has never experienced the usurpation of power by eunuchs.
"Alice Phil is what you said too?!—that's my name! You call you Mistress at most!" and with another whip, Clermont threw the whip to the ground, "Damn bitch...... Sooner or later, I'm going to (REDACT) her daughter in front of her......"
Clermont eventually picked up an incense burner and shook it slightly on the firefire on the nearby stove to add some warmth. Then he sniffed the incense burner - he was an addict.
Then there were five minutes of scolding on the street, which was unorganized and looked slightly messy.
But fortunately, the poison is not very poisonous in this year, at least the purification is not good, at most it is more dangerous and hemp. Clermont narrowed his little eyes and slid to bed.
It is said that the fatter a person is, the more he likes the bed, and the small mouth that has become smaller because of the obesity opens and closes quickly, and the panting becomes less even.
"My good master, have you had enough of this fight?" still lying on the ground, the eunuch butler frowned bitterly.
"Hmm. As if this was just a normal punishment, Clermont waved his hand in disgust: "It can't go on like this...... Recently the cargo was lost strictly, and the waterway was intercepted. And Alice Field's side actually began to meddle in the ocean trade...... Isn't this damn bitch messed up with the family, how can he still bother to buy a new ship?...... No, this must be done immediately!—or we'll be the ones who will be eaten!-"
"Master, your order is ......"
"Go and call me Okar Francis, and I'll invite him to dinner...... By the way, among the slaves brought back from the last ocean-going ship, I remember that there was a black elf?"
"Uh...... There's one that you said was left to you, and you're tuning ......"
"No, pack it up and give it to Okar tonight--"All evil feudal society, why doesn't all evil happen to the protagonist......?" By the way, don't just kneel, come and rub my shoulders!--Damn, it's been getting more and more painful lately. ”
"Master, are you too fat?"
"Shut up! I'm only two hundred and five! When I get three hundred, let's talk about it. ”
"When you were one hundred and fifty pounds, you said that you would make up two hundred, and this has been thirty years......"
"Dead slave! The temper has passed, and the free slave still respectfully serves his master, and even has the meaning of admonishment. The master will not be angry at such a nod: "-I can live another thirty years, that is better." But...... Alice Phil's side, how much did you buy?"
"Human words, there are a few eyeliners and servants. This poisoning failed, and I tricked the poisoner into saying that he had a safe shelter for him. It has already been "done" when giving money to the other party. ”
"Hmm...... It's pretty neat. So, what about the others?—mainly the guards around her!"
"Uh...... You know, the guards around her...... It's all monsters. Ah, by the way, I heard that she recently recruited a new guard, and she is very famous......! Didn't you hear Alice sing last time you went to the brothel? [Goddess of Fate] was written by that Konoe. "One of the responsibilities of the eunuch housekeeper is that Director Dou is happy.
"Oh, she started ...... Raised the first face?"
"Well, it's very confusing. It is said that the guard was a Bourkeso, and I was unheard of, but I knew that it was an ancient Ellan barbarian. But the new theory that has recently become popular is that the Bourkeso are an ancient southern civilized race, and have always been civilized, but they are too high in combat and do not come into contact with the outside world. But...... This new guard is strange, he ...... He is only more than 1.60 meters tall, but he looks as beautiful as a girl!"
“...... Huh?" Suddenly, the face of a dead fat man twisted ninety degrees, which was already quite a difficult angle for his weight and height: "What did you just say......? Pretty boy? Are you sure it's a boy? It's beautiful?"
In this world, there is a lack of everything, a lack of money, a lack of housing, and a lack of morality, that is, there is no shortage of perversions.
But in this civilized world, in this civilized era, under the general trend of civilization progress.
Eunuchs, perverts, prostitutes - very high-end, very atmospheric, very high-grade.
Because ordinary people can't afford to play this -- laughing at the poor and not laughing at prostitutes.
"Yes, my master - I have said a few eyeliners, there are men and women in the eyeliners, but I am very impressed by this. ”
“...... That...... That's interesting. Bourkeso, Bourkeso...... That man can't be pretty. If the information is not wrong...... Hehe, it seems that Alice Phil has changed her taste. Clermont pursed the two mustaches on his lips and smiled strangely: "That...... It's a lot more interesting, maybe where did the eunuch artist come from? hehe...... That's great. Go, spend money, spend a lot of money on me! Get this little eunuch for me!--I want him!--It would be better if he could assassinate Alice Field, buy him--and remember! If he fails, he will not be killed, I will keep it useful. ”