Chapter 110 [General "No"]
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Chapter 110 "Obviously, Lao Tzu, the general of the Sixth Corps, is the end of the day. Damn, this time the war is defeated, does the military department want Lao Tzu to be a scapegoat? Won't you get Lao Tzu to go to the military headquarters and throw him in that corner to hang up his idle post......" Ruhr was a little worried.
General Rabbit's worries, Char can't answer, and he can't help at all.
However, the original plan of the two of them, anyway, to go back to dìdū to report on work, and walk freely on the road, it was regarded as a tour of the mountains and rivers. But now the order of the military headquarters has made Ruhr have to rush to Dìdū within fifteen days, and I am afraid that this tour of the mountains and rivers will be in vain.
The Byzantine Empire was a vast territory, and fifteen days from the border city of Denzel to Dìdū was not enough unless you had to hurry up, and if you encountered trouble such as road collapse or road closure, I am afraid that it would have to be delayed.
The two summed it up and had to part ways. Ruhr must speed up the journey, can not delay the time, otherwise the military order will be missed, this matter can be big or small, the current rabbit general is being tortured by the order of the military department, and he does not dare to make a mistake.
However, Char felt that this guy was probably unwilling to continue to walk with him, and was seen as a follower.
Explained some precautions on the road, such as the passage documents issued by the military headquarters, as for the car bandits and road rage and the like, Ruhl did not explain much, with Char, the guy who came out of Wildfire Town, a thief? Don't be kidding! Char doesn't rob others, those guys should laugh.
After the explanation, the two sides parted ways in the town they met on the next road, and the fat man hurried away with his escort cavalry.
Char wasn't worried that the fat man would lose time - with the rabbit's name and the ability to run, this should be fine.
With money in hand and bright clothes, Char began to travel the mountains and rivers.
He, Dodoro and Soyt, at first glance, came out of the Byzantine Emperor, and from the perspective of others, they are afraid that they are still high-level leaders at the level of generals of some corps, and they are all served like uncles along the way.
Char enjoyed the taste of power for the first time in his life. Originally, in Wildfire Town, and even in the army, he felt that the best enjoyment in the world was to have a piece of barbecue at every meal, a few pots of spirits, and then a full meal, wrapped in a sheepskin blanket and sleeping - that kind of life is already very happy.
But this time, when they came out of a small town, as soon as the soldiers defending the city saw the outfits of Char and the others, they stood up straight from a distance and straightened their backs. Even if Char took the initiative to take out the passage documents issued by the military headquarters, those guards took it with both hands in a respectful salute. Even in some places, Char didn't need to show a pass, and rushed into the city gate directly, and the soldiers guarding the city did not dare to stop them, and honestly stood aside and saluted.
Everywhere he went, he chose the best hotels to stay in, to eat, wear, and live, and to spend money like water - but the problem was that he couldn't spend the money he had just walked through two towns!
It turned out that a "big man" dressed up like him crossed the border, and every time he went, he immediately got the news of the town and the Great Wall guards, garrison generals, and other figures, and the words written on the passage documents were vague, saying that people from the military headquarters of the war zone went to Dìdū Osgilia to report on official business. Looking at Char's outfit and the horses he was riding, everyone else decided that right or wrong was right or wrong, but I was afraid that it was a son of a wealthy military family in Dìdū. Is there a reason why such a character should not be entertained when he transits?
Although it may not be a stammer, but according to the management of officialdom, if such a person with a lot of status crosses the border, if he does not entertain himself, he will fall into the mouth, and he is afraid that he will inadvertently offend people. Therefore, the leaders of the officialdom and army along the way, in line with the attitude that more things are better than less, let the turtles enjoy the taste.
Whenever he stayed in a hotel, someone sent by the local garrison or the local administrative officer immediately paid for all the expenses, and made it clear that he was not allowed to take another copper plate from this uncle!
Even when Char leaves, the local leader will send a team of people to escort him along the way.
The Byzantine peasant and military system has spread all over the country, and a team of peasant soldiers has been temporarily dispatched to serve as attendants along the way - although this big man is dressed as a military general, but who knows if he really has the ability, anyway, those warlord families are quite strawbag-level figures, and they dare to travel with only two servants, in case they encounter a few thieves who are not long-eyed along the way, and hurt a hair of this uncle, isn't it unwarranted?
Someone picked up at the house, someone sent it to the line, even if it was on the way, there were people in front of him to open the way, Char was very majestic, and he really put on a bit of an uncle's taste.
The entourage of Tataro snickered in his heart, thinking that if these guys knew that this "uncle" was still a rankless and rankless riding commander, he was afraid that he would regret his intestines.
Char had never enjoyed these before, but this time she suddenly enjoyed it, and she couldn't help but feel a little fluttery - damn, life is like this, it's really delicious!
After walking for seven or eight days, I only walked less than a quarter of the distance, and I was afraid that when I got to dìdū, it was already after opening the chūn.
Char's favorite barbecue in the past, Char gradually lost interest. Now he is fascinated by a specialty of the Byzantine Empire: a kind of fine fragrant leaf delivered from southern production, a piece the size of a basin, cut the delicate mutton and fish meat into small pieces and wrapped in small pieces, with the finest spices, and then put it in a pot and slowly steam it out over a fine fire, the fragrance of the leaves is completely soaked in the meat, and the mouth is full of fragrance, and then it is accompanied by a large glass of red grape wine like human blood...... This kind of diet, when I ate it for the first time, I knew the price, and it almost made the turtle stare out of his eyes!
Six silver coins a piece?!Put it in the first six silver coins, enough for the turtle to eat and wear for a year!!
Even the jīng fodder that his two good horses enjoyed, if they were changed to the past, would definitely not be something that he, a turtle hunter, could afford!
The so-called one person who got the Taoist chicken dog ascended to heaven, Char experienced the treatment of the uncle, and even took Duoduoluo and Soyt to receive a lot of benefits, and the two followed Char to eat and drink spicy food, and Duoduoluo finally got rid of the work of miscellaneous labor. There is no need to wash the horses, no need to feed the horses, no more pouring water for the feet of the turtle, and no need to contribute a part of each month's salary to the wilted Soyt--this seemingly honest Soyt is a copy of the turtle at all! The same seems to be loyal, and the same belly is full of cunning and cunning.
In this way, among the three people, it is his own magician who is the stupidest one...... However, Tatara's good rìzi finally came to an end soon...... On the tenth day, Char and the others were escorted to the next town by a group of cavalry sent by the garrison general of the previous city, which belonged to the domain of a baron, and the baron's mansion was located in a beautiful place outside the city.
As a nobleman, this baron was quite reserved, and he did not personally entertain Char, but entrusted the people below to handle these things.
The people below did the same thing as Char had received along the way, but at the end, there was one more project...... That night, I had a beautiful meal in the inn, and the butler-like person sent by a certain baron quietly asked his subordinates to arrange it - this careful butler saw that the master was in a hurry, and his subordinates did not bring a maid, which is a bit inconsistent with the travel habits of the big men, I think he had just come out of the army, so he was so slow.
However, since it is necessary to please this distinguished guest, then it is his duty!
This gentleman housekeeper has also spent a lot of money. He thought, ordinary coarse and vulgar powder, this extravagantly dressed general is only afraid that he will not look down on it, so it is better to spend more money.
He sent someone to bring the most red-carded and beautiful girl in the best Fengyue place in the city with a lot of money, and the red-carded girl's housekeeper took a look at it with his own eyes, and sure enough, she had a thin waist and long legs, and her chest was undulating, and it was even more rare that this girl also had a bit of alien blood, her skin was fairer than that of ordinary Byzantine women, and her eyes were rare amber sè. Such a superb gift, given to the general who looked very rude and uncivilized, made the butler feel sorry for a while.
Let this beautiful girl dress up, and then send someone into Char's room...... The specific details of what happened are unknown.
However, less than a few minutes after the girl was sent into the room, she suddenly heard the exclamation of the general in the room.
"Hell!!!!!!"
Then there was two bangs, and the girl rushed out of the door screaming, and her originally delicate face, a pair of autumn-like eyes, were imprinted with two fists, and she became an animal with the name "Panda", which is said to be abundant in the Far East.
Then I saw Char rushing out with his body wrapped in a blanket, still holding a fire fork in his hand, and rushed out of the door with an angry face: "What about people! What about people! What about the female ghost who attacked Lao Tzu!!"
Although she is not a national sè Tianxiang, she can be regarded as a first-class posture in such a small place, and even the lord of this territory, the baron, has patronized herself!
Seeing that this man was holding a weapon like a sword in his hand, and rushed out with a murderous face, this beauty was shocked, and she had already been punched twice in the face, and suddenly screamed, and rolled down the stairs directly, more than ten steps, when this beauty landed, a delicate face had swollen into a pig's head, and even her arm was broken, and then she didn't need anyone to help her, she got up by herself, screamed all the way and rushed out of the hotel gate, and left in a panic...... The butler was waiting in the hall, and when he saw that the distinguished guest rushed out in such a rage, he hurriedly stepped forward to inquire about it.
"Damn! Lao Tzu drank some wine and went back to his room and fell asleep, and in a daze, a pair of hands touched him, and when he opened his eyes, he saw that it was such an ugly thing! I thought I was having a nightmare and saw a ghost!" Char snorted fiercely and shook his head vigorously: "It's okay! Lao Tzu reacted quickly! This female ghost opened her mouth to bite Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu directly gave her two punches......
Butler: ".................."
After finally explaining, the matter was clarified, but Char was very sad and angry: "It's too bullying!!! Lao Tzu didn't let you get a woman to accompany you, since you arranged it, if it's so-so, I'll laugh too...... Ahem, but, to get such a ghost-like woman, do you think Lao Tzu is easy to fool?!"
The housekeeper frowned: "This ...... General, please calm your anger, it is really the most beautiful girl we can find in this city. Well, to say a big disrespectful word, even the most beautiful wife in our baron's family is a little worse than this girl in appearance. ”
When Char heard this, he glared, and the anger on his face suddenly disappeared, and he sighed very much, patted the butler's shoulder, and said in a very pitiful tone: "It seems that ...... Your baron, the rìzi is also having a hard time......"
※※※This is just the first episode, and Char didn't take it to heart at first.
But then he left and came to the next city, where the local garrison gave him a warm welcome, and in the evening he sent a girl to Char's room to sleep...... This time, Char didn't treat people as female ghosts, but the girl was still coaxed out by him in annoyance.
When I arrived in the next city, two stops in front of me, the entourage had already spread the news, only saying that this nobleman's vision was extremely high, and he was even more demanding of women's appearance standards. The garrison officials in the third city spent a lot of thought, and finally found a peerless woman from a Fengyue place. This woman is said to be a certain down-and-out aristocratic family, and sure enough, she was born in the Tianxiang Kingdom, and the garrison official originally planned to treasure it for herself, and then she was trained and sent to dìdū to talk to her top boss, since this noble man was so demanding, he simply offered it.
As a result, it remains the same...... The general was furious, and when he saw this woman at the banquet, he was so angry that he overturned the table.
This time, others finally doubted.
If the general's vision is high...... That's boundlessly high! Such a peerless woman, even if she is sent to dìdū, I am afraid that it is also the best collection of treasures regarded by those dignitaries and nobles! Such a peerless woman is also said to be ugly...... Don't...... Don't...... Well, is it, this general, that aspect ...... I'm afraid it's "no"! Well, it must be so, so every time someone at the station gives him a woman, he is annoyed and angry!
Such an idea, although he didn't dare to say it in front of Char, but when it was passed on behind his back, it would inevitably reveal some traces, and finally Char obviously felt that the guys who accompanied him, every time they looked at him, they were a little weird.
The most outrageous thing is that after another two days, the garrison administrator of this place thought about it one more layer...... Since this uncle doesn't like beautiful women, is it possible...... Does he like to be masculine?
That night, a handsome young man with a good appearance was sent into Char's room, and the result was ...... In less than a minute, Char rushed out of the room screaming, and in his hurry, he didn't even go down the stairs, he just rolled over and jumped off the fence on the second floor.
"Damn! Lao Tzu was in a trance, and I thought that Bonfrett's rabbit had come back to seek revenge on Lao Tzu!!"
※※※Char is not a fool, after going through so many times, he gradually became confused in his heart...... Why do these people think that beautiful women themselves ...... If someone brushes themselves, then is it possible that everywhere they go, these local guys unite to play Lao Tzu?
Well, it can't be everyone's problem, so ...... I'm afraid that the problem is only on me!
With such doubts, Char waved his hand and ordered to change his clothes!
Taking off his sumptuous armor and driving away the attendants, he and Dodorosot changed into civilian clothes and continued on their way.
Without the ushering and sending along the way, those "embarrassments" will naturally be avoided. Anyway, Uncle Char has money in his pocket, so he doesn't have to worry about food, clothing, and housing.
It's just that Tatara suffered, and he took on the work of miscellaneous labor again.
Finally, after twenty days of walking, I came to a city called "Cadoral".
It is only ten days away from Dìdū Osgilia, but Cadoral is a military district under the Tema system, with the city of Cadoral as the center, and the surrounding four towns are all under the jurisdiction of the military district.
When they came here, Char and the others finally did not attract the attention of the local army, and they entered the city, but they encountered an accident: the founding festival of Cadore City was coming, and these cities were crowded with merchants and merchants from all over the world, and almost all the hotels were full.
Char and the others walked around the city for two hours without finding a place to stay, and finally came to a hotel in the east of the city, just entered the door, and saw several people dressed in strange clothes sitting around a table, two of them were negotiating something with a middle-aged man, the middle-aged man was obviously the owner of the inn, with a sad face, trying to explain, but the other party shook his head vigorously.
Char took a look, and the attire of these people was obviously not Byzantine, everyone was wearing a gown with two halves of the upper and lower body, the cuffs of the trousers and the calves were tied with thin ropes, and the hairstyle of these people was also obviously different from the cloak that Byzantine men were used to, these people had very short hair, and a few of them had turbans around their heads—like the one-eyed in Wildfire Town.
And the most striking thing is that most of the people sitting at the table have a pair of bows behind them, the quality of the bow is excellent, and the bow horns of the cowhide bag are definitely not the ordinary goods used by ordinary hunters.
And although these people sat there, each of them was full of energy, with their heads held high, and their actions were quite disciplined, as if they had some kind of traces of military life.
As soon as he heard the other party's accent, the Byzantine language was very blunt, and Char's heart suddenly moved.
Odin? Well, not in terms of height.
As soon as he saw the other party's turban and the bow on his back, Char's heart was suddenly determined.
It's the home of the Landis, the one-eyed home of Wildfire, the land of the sea.
When Char and the others approached, the obvious martial temperament that Char revealed when he walked immediately caused a reaction from the other party, and those who were sitting unconsciously straightened their bodies, and a few people turned their heads sideways and stared at Char deeply.
"Really, I can only clean the yard in the back...... Ladies and gentlemen, it's not that I don't like money, but now it's so full, even if you give me more money, I don't have the ability to turn it into land and houses. The boss looked sad.
Char walked over, patted the boss on the shoulder, and said to Yan Yue: "Well, you said there is a yard? Well, if these people don't want it, give it to me!"
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