Chapter 20: This damn style is too showy
"Xin Da is in charge, Qiao (look) what you said, laughing to death, I am a bright and upright man, things are like that......"
A few hours later, the thin monkey trekked through mountains and rivers again to deliver Sun Wu's reply.
"What did Sun Wu say this time?"
Cui Ying'er and a few people came up, just chatted in detail, and the big boss said a few idioms, such as "the lips are dead and the teeth are cold", "the sound of the east strikes the west", I didn't think about it at first, but after a few hours of digestion, the more I thought about it, the more I felt reasonable.
Therefore, understanding Sun Wu's intentions is particularly important for the safety of Fulong Village!
"I said but didn't say anything, twenty-one pages, more than 3,000 words, before I wrote that the cave in their Tiger Village was leaking, and the other sow had also laid cubs!"
Xin Zhuo handed over the letter expressionlessly.
Cui Ying'er took it, frowned and read two pages, but she was really in no mood to read it.
Han Qiniang couldn't help scolding: "This Sun Wu's head was eaten by a dog, can't it be said simply?"
"Is there a scholar in Tiger Village?" Xin Zhuo asked the thin monkey kneeling on the ground, at this moment he fully realized the importance of reading and learning words, at least he could describe things clearly.
"Who is a thief? It's better to take a sour show to have fun. Huang Dagui and Bai Jian squatted in the corner of the wall with a sneering face, and then reacted, the big boss seemed to be a scholar, so he touched his nose and stopped making a sound.
However, the thin monkey kneeling below, because he had met twice, estimated that "King Xin" was not a fierce and vicious killing god, and he was a little indignant: "Is Xin Da Da dissatisfied with it?" The head of our family is very knowledgeable, but it is the first time to write a letter to someone, a little nervous, this is still the content of the study with the military advisor Wang Hulu, I thought that Xin Da could understand! ”
Is it particularly meaningful?
Xin Zhuo was silent for a while, crumpled the letter into a ball, threw it to the side of the thin monkey, endured it, and said with a pleasant face: "I'll reply with another letter and bring it to Master Sun, he will naturally understand!"
Pick up the pen and write for a while, and hand it to the skinny monkey.
……
Two hours later, the north peak of the mountain, with its peaks and peaks, intricate caves, and dangerous terrain.
In the largest of the caves, bright torches were lit, several sets of tables and chairs were arranged crookedly, and the ground was littered with piles of bones and dumped jars.
In the depths, two handsome, numb, disheveled peasant women lay on their sides in rags, quilts and tiger skins, their faces covered with tears.
Sun Wu and another middle-aged man with a beard walked to the entrance of the cave wearing only pants, and hurriedly took the letter: "Coming, coming!"
When I opened it, I saw that it was written:
"To write this letter, you must first conceive, the text should be smooth, the content should be clear, you don't need to go into too much detail, just briefly summarize the topic.
The so-called Acura is true, good and beautiful, don't fake it, simple words can fully explain what you want to express, add too many trivial things, but lose the original meaning, slightly exaggerated, very not beautiful, I can't understand what Brother Sun means, right? ”
Sun Wu was easy to read, but he only felt "messy" and "didn't know what to do", and looked at the middle-aged man beside him: "Wang Hulu, what do you think?" Lao Tzu exchanged letters with people for the first time, and he was embarrassed, but it turned out that this Xin Zhuo child was good, only wrote one page, who did he look down on? ”
Wang Hulu pinched his beard and smiled proudly: "It's better to be famous than to meet, this Xin Zhuo is a scholar in vain, I don't want to have no goods in my stomach, there is nothing to say, how beautiful we write, the story is a story, that is, the characters and animals have seventeen or eighteen, Zi said: I am extremely disappointed!"
"This ...... This kid is a straw bag, he can't be reasonable, who will be the leader of the alliance? Can't he understand what I mean? My village has a lot of things to do, and the area is large. ”
Sun Wu rubbed his hands together and paced back and forth, feeling irritable.
"Keep writing!"
Wang Hulu gritted his teeth, and his eyes flashed with wisdom: "Write more, he can always understand!"
……
Early the next morning, the thin monkey's letter was delivered to Fulongzhai again.
Xin Zhuo pinched the thick envelope, and had a bad premonition, and when he opened it, he saw that it was indeed the case.
"Xiao Xin, you have to read more and ...... like me"
It begins with a forum tearing up hand-style.
The next 5,000 words, scribbled all the time, but finally from the sow giving birth to cubs, I wrote about the smell of a little woman's feet in the cave, and then the wind changed, and the beef ramen in Shilipu was delicious.
Xin Zhuo was silent for a while, but laughed instead, it was he who was simple, this Sun Wu was purely a master who didn't know a few big words, just like a third-rate writer in his previous life, he had wonderful ideas in his head, and he was moved to cry, but he wrote hastily, not as good as elementary school composition, and even forgot what he wanted to express.
"Big boss, I think it's very well written!" Huang Dagui came up with a thief's brain, "That girl's stinky feet, I think it's very wonderful, gently hold the little stinky feet, it's delicious." ”
"Huang Dagui, suffer death!"
Han Qiniang, who had had enough for a long time, couldn't help but pull out her knife and chased Huang Dagui around the village three times.
"Sun Wu should have regarded writing letters and forming alliances as a show of literary talent, of course, it was his self-righteous literary talent, but the more he wrote, the more he forgot his original intention."
Cui Ying'er, who was sober in the world, said: "I guess, it's nothing more than that they realized that the officers and soldiers only dealt with them, and they were afraid in their hearts, and they wanted to ask us what to do, so it was better to let the fine dog go and say hello!"
"Let's talk about it."
In fact, Sun Wu was willing to write a letter, but he had already exposed his purpose, he didn't accept Zhao'an, and wanted to do things together. That's enough, as for what he thinks, who cares about him?
Xin Zhuo's heart was filled with a bad taste at this time, there was no danger in Fulongzhai for the time being, and the blood and qi on the surface of Cui Ying'er's five people were getting heavier and heavier day by day, presumably because the water from the Mochizuki well was gradually taking effect.
You can also grab and share it naturally, and the future can be expected.
Since he is idle, he is also idle, and his grandson wants to play, so he will accompany him to make trouble.
Who wouldn't talk nonsense?
"Pen and ink waiting, I want to swing the dragon gate with this two hundred and five!"
……
"Sun Da is in charge, my mountain is also very interesting, my little yellow dog has red hair, the red hair seems to be like the tree in front of the village, one of them is a maple tree, the other is also a maple tree, and the others, hey, are all maple trees. I also think of Aunt Li's food stall in Fufeng Province, she not only sells stinky tofu, but also spicy stinky tofu......"
In the Juyi Cave of Menghu Village, Sun Wu read word by word for an hour, twenty-five pages, all kinds of trivial things, messy.
Putting down the letter, Sun Wu couldn't help but look up to the sky and sigh: "The back waves of the big river push the front waves, one wave is higher than the other, this kid has my three points of fire, the progress is so fast, the writing is good!"
The military advisor Wang Hulu glanced at it roughly: "How is this good?" Everyone is a thief, that kid is strong in martial arts, and his literary talent is better than ours, can't we be the leader of the alliance? You can't! ”
"What does the military advisor think?" Sun Wu asked.
Wang Hulu narrowed his eyes: "Keep writing, let him be ashamed, naturally we will be the first to look forward!"
……
You come and go.
Xin Zhuo wrote eight letters, 30,000 words, from the maple tree to Xiao Huang, and from Xiao Huang to the kitchen spoon, thus thinking of the emperor who wiped the leaves with bamboo after pulling, and the tailor who did not want to be a cook was not a good thief.
Not to be outdone, Sun Wu wrote eight letters, 50,000 words, from the sow giving birth to the three dogs rubbing their feet, and then from the big lantern in front of Widow Li in Yangcheng County, writing that a certain thief had a boil on his cheek.
I don't know what the hell is written, anyway, whoever writes more and pulls far, who criticizes.
So Xin Zhuo's ink writing was dry, the pen was wasted, and the paper was gone, and he was surprised to find that the brush was good practice.
……
At the foot of the North Peak, on the banks of the Bishui River.
There are tents in the jungle that stretch for two miles, and from time to time there are soap suits and waist knives to catch and haunt.
"The head catcher, the people who sent the letter to and from the thief village have surrendered, and all the secret letters have been seized."
One of the catchers walked quickly and ran towards the river.
On a hidden rocky beach on the bank of the river, earthworm hooks drag the fishing line and land steadily in the slow flow of the river.
Chen Jing has been practicing martial arts all year round, his posture is stable, his breath is long, at this time he is holding a fishing rod in his right hand, and under his hat with a bang, a pair of Danfeng eyes are deep: "Very good!"