Chapter 433: Remember to bury me in Tianheng Mountain
Jiang Bai learned more about the details of this martial arts meeting.
It is a martial arts competition, where the contestants first draw lots to compete round by round to advance to the semi-finals, and then in the finals, the winner will receive a prize, an ownerless vision.
The tournament will be held for about three days, with the first day being the qualifiers, the second day being the semi-finals, and the last day being the finals.
Jiang Bai has no interest in participating in martial arts meetings, if he doesn't use elemental power, his martial arts are actually quite bad, and he can't walk three rounds in Hu Tao's hands, so he has the advantage of having great strength.
But great strength doesn't work all the time, and when you meet an opponent who can move a thousand pounds in four or two, you will lose faster.
Jiang Bai took the bowl and put the rice in his mouth, and took the time to give a thumbs up to the air, "Tomorrow the hall master and I will go to cheer you on!" ”
"No way!" Paimon and Sora lashed out at him.
"Since we're going to Inazuma by boat together, we're fighting to the death, how can you be lazy!"
Jiang Bai put down the bowl and gave the two of them a second-to-one fall.
"Ah, I'm hurt, what's wrong with my hand, I can't lift it! My legs, my legs are out of feeling! Oops, I'm terminally ill! ”
Jiang Bai trembled and raised a finger, "Hall Master, remember to bury me in Tianheng Mountain, and I will protect the Hall of Death when I die."
Walnut & Empty & Paimon: The old man in the subway .jpg on his mobile phone
How can there be such shameless people in the world?
You pretend to be like a little bit, one second you still pick up rice in your mouth, and the next second you say you're going to die, who believes it!
Seeing Jiang Bai lying on the ground with his head tilted and pretending to be dead, a flame ignited in Hu Tao's hand, and he smiled sadly:
"Don't worry, I'll bury you well, and promise to burn you to ashes, and you won't see a single bone slag."
Jiang Bai patted the ashes on his body, got up from the ground, and continued to eat as if nothing had happened.
The corners of Paimon's mouth twitched, and he had a new understanding of Jiang Bai's cheekiness.
Jiang Bai finished the last bite of food, and said seriously: "That's it, I can't do nothing, I'll order a banner to pull up on the field, and write [The great hero who suppresses the demon god, and fights the invincible opponent all over the world] to ensure that you are the most beautiful cub on the competition field." ”
"No, no need!" The empty brain made up for that situation, and quickly dispelled his thoughts.
If this banner is pulled out, there will be no need to play the game, and all the contestants will come to watch him.
"Think it's still too low-key? Let's write it this way: Everybody in this room is rubbish." Before Jiang Bai finished speaking, his mouth was directly covered by emptiness.
"You just watch, you don't have to do anything!"
Sora is really afraid of this guy, if this banner is pulled out, will he dare to play?
I'm afraid that I was beaten by the crowd before I even played.
"It's all you, wouldn't it be nice if I didn't do anything? Why don't I take a loudspeaker to cheer you on, and I have already thought of the slogan: "Jiang Bai is cheap and good."
He pressed him with his empty two hands, "Brother Jiang, you are my eldest brother, you just watch from the side, you don't have to do anything!" ”
"That's what you said!" Jiang Bai was satisfied.
There's a saying that if you want to open a window, you have to advocate for the roof to be removed.
Let's start with something that he can't accept, and he will naturally agree with your previous opinion.
Hu Tao rolled her eyes at Jiang Bai, she had already seen through this little trick.
She patted them on the empty shoulder and led them to the guest room.
"You guys have a good rest in the Hall of the Dead tonight, and the competition will start tomorrow, but you have to recuperate."
Seeing that they were all gone, Jiang Bai put the dishes and chopsticks into the lunch box, sent them back to the kitchen, and went to find Zhongli on the way.
By this o'clock he had usually returned, except that he was not in his yard at this time, but in the large garden feeding the red carp in the pond.
Retirement life is so comfortable, walking birds, feeding fish, shopping, listening to plays, it is two words - leisurely.
As soon as he threw the fish food into the water, the carp in the pond scrambled to grab the food, splashing a splash.
Jiang Bai glanced at the big fat fish in the water and leaned over, "Master, feed the fish." ”
"Woke up?"
"Uh-huh. I told you about the defilement of the reverse idol, what do you think, Master? ”
Zhongli thought for a moment and said, "In terms of common sense, this matter is very important, because of the long-term consideration. ”
"How do you think about it in the long run?" Jiang Bai tilted his head.
He smashed all the idols, how to think about it in the long run?
"I don't know. Maybe you should ask Wendy, it's his idol, after all. Zhongli said as a matter of course.
Jiang Bai: "."
He can see it, the old man doesn't want to care at all!
Zhongli paused, and then said, "The Abyss Sect has been around for a long time, and I have retired, so you young people need to worry about these things. ”
Jiang Young Man Bai: (_)
He was choked in his stomach with words.
Retirees are awesome, so lazy and arrogant.
Jiang Bai angrily pulled all the fish food in Zhongli's hand into the pool, and then turned around and ran.
Looking at Jiang Bai, who was running fast, Zhongli smiled and shook his head.
"This kid"
He patted the crumbs off his hands and walked slowly back to his yard with his hands behind his back.
After sleeping for a day during the day, Jiang Bai didn't feel sleepy at night.
After looking at his yard for a while, he walked around the Hall of Death, and then came to Hu Tao's courtyard.
He leaned over the walnut window and probed his brain, "Hall Master, are you sleeping?" ”
Hu Tao was still asleep, and when she saw a familiar shadow appear in the window, she got out of bed and opened the window.
"What are you doing if you don't sleep at night?"
"Hall Master, the moonlight is very beautiful tonight, come out to bask in the moon!"
Hu Tao went out to look at the hook hanging in the sky, but he didn't see much where the moonlight beauty was.
Even if the moon is small, the key is that there are still a lot of clouds in the sky, and half of the moon's body is hiding in the clouds, and the light is mostly covered by the clouds, which is extremely dim.
"I'll put on my clothes."
She yawned, took a coat from the closet, put it on, and stepped out in her slippers.
The air on the roof was exceptionally comfortable, and Jiang Bai sat on the roof and took out a guqin.
Hu Tao felt that this piano was a little familiar, "Where did you get it?" ”
"Hehe, I just stole it from Master."
The corners of Hu Tao's mouth twitched, "The old man's things are very expensive, don't break them." ”
"No, I'll just play with it and I'll return it later."
Jiang Bai put the guqin on his knees, used the wind element to set off a breeze, blowing his hair and robe, and pretending to play with it.
The moonlight is cold, the shadows of the trees are swaying, the handsome young man is playing the piano on the roof.
If you don't consider the sound of the guqin, it is a chic and pretending scene.
However, the notes that are completely out of tune do not bring a hint of romance at all, but look very funny.
(End of chapter)