Chapter 76: The teachers are too gaffe
I was kidnapped by a group of nuns who were eyeing me with bad intentions.
What to do? Waiting online, in a hurry!
This is what Xin Zhuo really feels at this moment.
The meditation room is not big, more than 20 square meters, a low bed, a table, and a lamp; On the wall hangs a "Jing" character and a "Wu" character poster.
The rest is nothing else.
He was sitting cross-legged on a futon, and in front of him sat five middle-aged nuns, four of whom had come from scratch, and a cold-looking old nun with a cold face sitting in the middle, holding a whisk with a tail whisk in his hand.
The five nuns didn't speak, just looked at him quietly.
Xin Zhuo also looked at them quietly.
A stick of incense!
Half an hour!
An hour!
Xin Zhuo couldn't sit still, he didn't do anything with the nuns who caught him, and he might not be able to beat him, so he thought that he would come and sit down and reason, and the family would not kill people, and then let himself go, everyone is still a good neighbor.
After all, he just assisted in Fufeng Mansion, and he washed a lot, and the compassionate monks can't shout and kill themselves, right?
But looking at each other like this is really confusing.
"There should be some misunderstanding!"
Xin Zhuo said calmly and gently, and sat up straight by the way, ready for a debate.
The nun in the middle finally spoke, her voice was cold, like a creditor who forced a debt rather than a monk, but her words made people stunned: "I have a good skin!"
Suddenly boasting?
Xin Zhuo was stunned for a moment and said, "Thank you!" But I don't think that looks can express a person's true qualities, I am actually very pure in my heart, I am kind, I have a sense of justice, and in some ways, I am the same kind of person as your teachers. ”
"A bandit is no different from a nun, is he?"
There was a faint smile on the corner of the mouth of the Martial Arts Supervisor of the Suigetsu Temple, and it was not a mockery or a funny one.
Xin Zhuo blinked, it seems that the last time the crown princess and the nun Huixin went to Fulongzhai to talk to her, this group of nuns knew about it, and smiled: "That's right!"
"Accept this set of nonsense!"
Master Pu Jing shook his tail lightly and said coldly: "Poor nun and ask you, is it you the thief who came to steal food from my Shuiyue Nunnery Xiangji Kitchen last month and called himself a cupola?"
Of course it's me!
Xin Zhuo thought: "That can't be, right? Although I am a thief in the lower part, I will not do such a thing, if I want to eat, I can go down the mountain to rob, of course, it is the kind that only robs property and does not hurt people's lives! ”
Pu Jing said coldly: "At that time, the road down the mountain was blocked by the hungry wolf village, and there was still a city at the foot of the mountain to catch fast, so you couldn't go down."
Xin Zhuo said: "There is no problem with Shitai's inference, but relying on this set of rhetoric alone, it can't prove that I did it, can't I hunt?" Evidence is all about everything, right? ”
We couldn't hunt, we got rid of insects, this kind of thing was unspeakable, Pu Jing had to change his rhetoric: "But that thief's knife technique is the transformation of the realm knife method, within a radius of three hundred miles of Fulong Mountain, there are few young people with the transformation of the realm knife technique!"
And you, just one of them, the knife technique you used in the fight with the headcatcher, the tiger village, and the hungry wolf village can't hide the poor ni and others! ”
"Wouldn't it be someone from 300 miles away who came to do it, and who can say anything about the things in this world? The teacher is too obsessed! ”
I won't admit it, and I won't admit it to death, what can you do with me? If you don't have a handle, can you monks still do it?
Pu Jing and several masters glanced at each other, this matter may not be a big deal for Xin Zhuo, but because of Pu Ming's inference, Shuiyue Nunnery and Qiugong Pavilion fought for the sake of face, and the Wuni and the students below were inseparable, and the senior Wuni and the masters of the Qiugong Pavilion above also went back and forth more than a dozen times.
Both sides were furious, completely ignoring the rest.
Otherwise, how could it be possible for Xin Zhuo's thief to do those things?
Pu Jing took a deep breath: "Okay, then the poor nun asked you, how do you explain the matter of the crown princess?"
Xin Zhuo thought about the cause and effect of the matter, as if it was none of his business, and couldn't help but spread his hands: "What does the princess's own plan have to do with me?" To tell the truth, the princess of a dignified country, was trapped by you to be a nunnery as a nun, in case the prince has a violent temper and sends a large army to conquer Shuiyue Nunnery, it is not the unlucky masters?
In some ways, I helped you, didn't I? ”
"What a sharp-tongued thief!"
Master Pu Jing suddenly became angry, his monk's robe was windless, and his true qi was fluttering, which was very terrifying.
The matter of the crown princess seems to be a coincidence, but in fact it is very deeply involved, the matter is very obscure, Shuiyue Nunnery has always guarded the crown princess closely, and the people of the court did not dare to act rashly, but they were disturbed by a small thief.
"Don't get angry, be reasonable."
Xin Zhuo couldn't help but move back.
Pu Jing held back her anger: "Did the crown princess tell you anything that night?" Don't miss a word, recruit from the truth! ”
Xin Zhuo smiled: "Do you really want me to say?"
"Of course!"
"Well, the crown princess and I first debated good and evil, and won her in the next skill, and then she didn't leave, and wanted to have a long talk with me, but she didn't talk deeply at night, but studied the book for half a night, and when it was over, she said that she figured it out and wanted to go back to do good in the world......"
Xin Zhuo blinked, he felt that there was no need to hide it, it didn't mean anything, and what he said was the truth.
"Little book?"
The five masters glanced at each other, with a hint of nervousness in their serious expressions, and stared at Xin Zhuo in unison, "It's He Xiaoshu, talk about it carefully, don't miss a word." ”
"This ...... Not okay? Are you sure you want to listen? ”
"Sure!"
"Good! It is said that during the Xuanzhen period of the previous dynasty, there was a scholar Zhang in Chengde Mansion, who entered Beijing to catch the exam, passed through a barren mountain, and it was a rainy night, there was a deserted temple in front, so he lived in, and in the middle of the night, there was a beautiful woman in her twenties......
The two talked about the strong place, and couldn't help it, Li Sanjie looked at Zhang Shusheng affectionately, Zhang Shusheng smiled and said, what a little lady, and try Xiaosheng to make a one-wheel push, do you know? ……”
(5,000 words omitted...... )
The five masters were puzzled at first, then frowned, and then dumbfounded, but they were afraid that they had missed something, so they had to listen carefully.
The more I listened, the more I didn't taste right, the more I listened to the cold sweat on my forehead, and finally my face was flushed and I looked dazed.
I couldn't help but put my palms together and kept chanting Amitabha.
Just as Xin Zhuo said that Wu Erniang was smiling and the Bodhisattva was sitting on the lotus platform, Master Pu Jing couldn't hold back anymore and was furious: "Full of foul language, hateful thief, it's just presumptuous!"
Red-faced and sweaty, he walked out the door.
The other four teachers also went out with a red face and a monk's robe.
"Bang!"
The door was locked, and silence was restored everywhere.
"What I said is true, it's true, don't go, let's talk for a while!"
Xin Zhuo poked his head and shouted, making sure that no one would come back, so he couldn't help but sigh, talking about these things to a group of old nuns, it was really too much pressure.
I got up and moved my body and bones, and thought about it, what is going on?
Don't let me go?
I don't know what Cui Ying'er will think in the village?