Chapter 488: Bird Poop Falls Out of the Mouth
"Click-"
A lump of bird poop fell from the sky, right in the middle of the open mouth of Arataki Kazuto looking up to the sky.
Arataki Ichito swallowed subconsciously, and then smacked his lips in confusion, "What smell?" What's weird? ”
Jiang Bai's expression was distorted and he took a few steps back.
"Old. The boss is bird poop." Mamoru pointed to the bird that had just flown past in the sky and stammered.
"What !!"
The scream of Arataki Ichito resounded throughout the woods, startling a group of birds.
His face turned green, and he threw up frantically while holding on to the trunk of the tree, and the oversized ghost worm took the opportunity to fly away.
"Ahh My ghost! ”
Rataki Ichito, who spit out his pale face, watched his oversized oni fly away, and he stretched out a hand to try to save it, but the oni worm didn't look back.
BGM sounded behind him, sadness enveloped him, and life was extremely gray at the moment.
Jiang Bai felt that this person was really not ordinary unlucky, such a one-in-10,000 thing like bird poop falling out of his mouth could also be encountered, and he had just been taken away from the Vision of God, so don't be down
"Boss, Boss, water!" Motota handed the kettle over.
"Oooh." Arataki Itto stood up, and the sad BGM that seemed to be the essence came to an abrupt end.
He rinsed his mouth with water, and then he felt the smell of bird poop fade.
He held the kettle in one hand, and a big well character appeared on his forehead, and he looked up to the sky and pointed at the damned bird and scolded:
"Damn Kujo Tengu, damn bird! These feathered ones are abominable! I'm going to eat roast birds at noon today! ”
"Little ones, come on! Catch all the birds in this forest! ”
"Okay! Top dog! ”
Yuan Tai and Ah Shou quickly carried out the boss's instructions, found the nearest big tree and started to climb up directly.
"Boss, come and eat candy."
Jiang Bai stayed away from the pile of vomit and took out a candy cube made with ten times sweet sweet flowers, trying to comfort his injured little heart.
Arataki Kazuto looked at the sugar, grabbed two and put them in his mouth, and the sugar quickly melted as he bit down his teeth.
"Hiss ~ how do I feel a little sore tooth"
"No matter, catch the birds!"
Arataki stood up, covered his puddle of vomit with dirt with a sense of morality, and began to climb trees and catch birds.
Jiang Bai stood under the tree, covering the sun with his hands, looking up at them climbing to a high place and carefully catching birds, excited because they found a bird's nest, the sadness just now seemed to be an illusion.
He turned to look for the large ghost worm that had just flown away, and he noticed that he had landed on a small tree.
It didn't take long for Hataki Ichito, who had some dead branches and broken leaves on his head, to jump off the tree, carrying a lot of bird eggs in his arms.
"Hahahaha! If you can't catch a bird, it's not bad to dig out a few nests of eggs! ”
"Hey, boss, I also touched two eggs." Yuan Tai took out two bird eggs with patterns as if offering treasures.
"Boss, I didn't catch a bird, but I caught a crystal butterfly!" Ashou cautiously held a beautiful purple crystal butterfly.
Arataki Itto was in a very good mood, "Not bad, good, big harvest!" ”
He was about to share the joy with the newcomer, but he looked left and right and found no one, "What about Jiang Bai?" ”
"I'm here!" Jiang Bai came out of a pile of bushes and took the big ghost worm, "I found the ghost worm that flew away." ”
"Hahahahaha! I'm the first lucky guy in the world! ”
Arataki Kazuto laughed very loudly, but the next second, he covered his mouth and glanced at the sky with palpitations, for fear that another dead bird would in his mouth.
"In addition to the ghost bug, I also caught a big rabbit." Jiang Bai showed off the hand behind his back, and it was a big rabbit with his ears covered.
Arataki Itto and the two younger brothers sucked their saliva.
"Let's go roast the rabbit and eat it!"
It is obviously impossible to eat a large piece of bread, just after a battle, consumed so much physical strength, continue to replenish food.
A few people came to the wide lake, lit a fire, and began to deal with rabbit fur, and Arataki plunged into the lake one by one and caught a big fish.
Smelling the aroma of fish and rabbit meat, several people were in a good mood, "This should be the best meal we have eaten in the past few days." ”
"Yes, it would be nice if Sister Shinobu and Akira were also there."
"When I go back to the city after eating, I miss them."
Arataki Ichito peeled the roasted bird's eggs, suddenly remembered something, and looked at Jiang Bai, "Ah Bai, what kind of certificate do you want, wait until you go back and let Ah Ren help you forge one." ”
"Huh? It's not good. ”
Jiang Bai found that he was a little blindsided.
This is the same as the joke of the Arataki faction, which is quite bold, and dares to do such a thing as falsifying certificates.
Arataki Itto didn't care, "It's okay, no one knows what that certificate looks like anyway, just get it." ”
"Actually, it's okay if you don't get it"
Jiang Bai didn't need that card much, and he didn't do anything with the shogunate, and he didn't stay in Inazuma Castle, and he wore Inazuma-style clothes, as long as he didn't say anything about it, those soldiers really didn't notice him.
It's like the Kujo general didn't even notice him just now.
"I'll know when I go back and ask Ah Ren, I don't understand these things."
"Okay."
Jiang Bai felt that this Ah Ren might be the only reliable person in the entire Arataki Sect.
It was already evening when he returned to Hanamibana, and Arataki Ichito led a few people straight to the Arataki station.
That's right, the Arataki faction has a station.
Although it is rented, it is not big, but it is enough for the daily life of several people, and there is even a room dedicated to office and business.
Since Kuki Shinobu joined the Arataki faction, the Arataki faction, a gang that is like a joke, has serious business, such as legal consultation, business negotiation, banquet consultation, clothing customization, and so on.
Not only that, but there are also various relevant vocational certificates that do these business funding.
It also made the Arataki faction go from a situation where they couldn't make ends meet, to a good situation like renting a small station, eating and drinking without worrying.
Jiang Bai looked at the two-story building in front of him, and his eyes fell on the big signboard with three big characters written on the door.
The first thing he felt here was not a gangster, but a serious shop.
"Boss, you're finally back!"
Kuki Shinobu leaned against the door with green hair tied back on his face, speechless looking at these few people who had not changed their clothes for a few days, and had been stained with a lot of dust and grass clippings, and were in a mess.
Her gaze fell on Ipto's neck, and she was not surprised to see that his vision was gone.
"I told you to give it to her directly, you didn't listen, you had to run out, now you know"
They are just small people, and they can't disobey the will of Raiden Shogun, let alone the shogunate.
And it is even more impossible to rebel against the shogunate because of the Vision of God.
The Vision is just a tool, and it can still live without it, which is why she handed it over when Kujou Sara came to persuade her.
Obviously, their boss is not so sane.
(End of chapter)