18, the man under the mountain is a tiger [1/2]
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The little nun was crying while talking about how she was eaten by a big fish, it turned out that she was from Jiangjin, nine years old this year, and lived on the mountains on all sides of Jiangjin, there was a nunnery on the mountain, and she and an old nun depended on each other in the nunnery. Her Dharma name is Ziyue, her parents died when she was a child, she practiced with her master, and this time she went down the mountain to fast, but she accidentally fell into the river and was swallowed by a big fish.
The little nun Ziyue looks very cute, her big eyes are blinking, innocent, if it weren't for the bald head of her head, it would definitely be a super invincible beauty Lori, seeing that Yi Yun's saliva was flowing in the house Lori, he didn't have any evil intentions towards the little Lori, and he definitely didn't think about pushing Lori, but he really wanted to raise one by his side.
Yi Yun couldn't help but reach out and touch Ziyue's bald head.
As a result, before the hand arrived, the little nun screamed, her body shrank back suddenly, and she hid away from Yi Yun: "Tiger, don't eat my ......"
"Dizzy, where do I look like a tiger?" asked Iyun, pointing to his nose.
Ziyue's body shrank behind An Qian's back, put a pair of white little hands on An Qian's shoulders, stretched her head out from behind her a little bit, and looked at Yi Yun cutely and said, "My master said that men are tigers......
Evan: "......"
Xiao Ziyue said very seriously: "Before I went down the mountain to fast, the master also taught me a song, which is sung like this......"
She sang cutely: "The little nun went down the mountain to fast, and the old nun confessed that the man under the mountain is a tiger, and if you meet it, you must avoid it." ”
"Poof!" The girls of the cute girl brigade gathered around laughed together, especially Xiaoyu and Ling Yun'er, who rolled on the ground with laughter. Even Miss An Qianer, who has always been masked, pretending to be very stable and very beautiful, couldn't help but bend over, obviously laughing a little stomachache.
Iwan Khan, this song...... Isn't this "Women Are Tigers"? How did it become "Men Are Tigers"? He couldn't help but complain deeply, and said: "Little nun, in fact, you only sang half of this song, and your master still hasn't taught you half of it!"
"Huh?" everyone became interested and stared at Yi Yun.
Yi Yun snorted and sang: "After walking through village after village, the little nun wondered why tigers don't eat people, they look really cute." The old nun quietly told the apprentice, such a tiger is the most powerful, the little nun is so frightened that she runs away, the master is bad, the tiger has broken into my heart, my heart!"
Little Nun: "......"
Ling Yun'er and Xiaoyu: "......"
Girls: "......"
An Qian Khan: "Yi Gongzi, you ...... Why did you tease the little nun? ”
"Am I molesting the little nun? No...... Treat unjustly. "Yi Yun is also sweating profusely, when we are in the next generation, it is common to make this kind of joke on the Internet, why do you think I am molesting the little nun?
An Qian's face sank, and she said very seriously: "Young Master Yi, you must not learn from Zhu Yun's bastard, only he will even tease the nun, that kind of disciple should be killed." If you really like this little nun and want to talk to her affectionately, you have to wait for her parents to be over fifteen years old. ”
Evan: "......"
When she grew up to be over fifteen years old, she only changed from a nun to a nun, but she is still a nun, have you figured it out? This woman is stupid! I want to complain about her, I want to complain so much, you must hold back!
Yi Yun wiped his sweat: "Of course, I don't learn from anyone Zhu Yun." I don't know how to flirt with a nun like a creature, let alone a little Lori nun, who is not yet an adult. ”
An Qian turned around and said to the little nun: "Little Ziyue, our brigade is just going to Jiangjin, so let's send you back by the way, are you willing to go with us?"
"Okay, okay!" Xiao Ziyue clapped her hands and said, "Great, I came out of the belly of the fish, I can't figure out where I am, without you to send me, I will get lost and die." ”
So this matter was decided.,On the way to Jiangjin, send the little Lori nun back to the nunnery.,Anyway, the Meng Niang Brigade is also a brigade that only has a big goal.,No small goal.,It's not in a hurry.。
The huge sand perch was cut into small pieces by the girls, smoked by fire, and preserved, and the whole camp continued to work happily until the third watch in the middle of the night, when the girls disposed of the precious fish and dragged their tired bodies to rest.
Yi Yun also relaxed at this time, and began to feel tired, through the past few days, it was really a vicious fight, there was no time to rest at all, once he relaxed, he suddenly felt that his limbs were indescribably sore.
Ling Yun'er followed him back to the camp, and when she saw his appearance, she asked a little worriedly, "Childe, are you not in good spirits?"
"Well, I don't know why, my whole body is a little weak. Iyun replied casually.
"That's for sure. Ling Yun'er said with a smile: "Childe, you have used skills too many times in the past two or three days, and you will definitely feel weak, each skill requires a certain amount of mental power to cast, and if you use it too many times, it will make people very tired, and you will have to rest for a while to recover." You see, when we fight, we only use skills at critical times, and if we keep putting skills all the time, everyone will get tired. ”
"Oh, and that?" said Ivan.
"Yes, in the past few days, you have become a pharmacist, a militia, and a Taoist boy, and you have used all kinds of skills, fortunately you are a first-order profession, because the power of the skill is small, and the mental power required is also less, if you are a high-level profession like the third and fourth orders, and you desperately put skills like this, you would have fainted a long time ago. Ling Yun'er grabbed Yi Yun's sleeve with some distress and said, "You are all here to help us...... Xiao Yun'er, the maid is very grateful to the son......"
If you're really grateful, you'll sleep with me tonight, hey, hey, hey! Yiyun thought about it evilly, but he was embarrassed to say this sentence, the so-called otaku demeanor is that he has flexible thinking, and there are many bad ideas, but when it comes to the showdown with his sister, he is not very embarrassed to say it...... This is called, having a thief's heart and not having a thief's guts, which is one of the common problems of otaku in the world.
That night, the beautiful little maid ran away after making Yi Yun's bed, and did not take the initiative to ask to sleep with Yi Yun, and Yi Yun, the 24-hour self-house guard, did not have the courage to force her to stay, so she closed her eyes and opened them again until dawn.
The brigade rose up and continued to move upstream along the Yangtze River, the early morning sun sprinkled down, Yi Yun once again felt the wonder of this world, there were yellow sand dunes on all sides, continuous, but there was a quicksand river up to 100 meters wide flowing rapidly, there were strange big fish in this river, this world really collapsed.
When the brigade climbed over a huge sand dune that blocked the view, a green city suddenly appeared on the horizon in front of it, standing on the top of the sand dune, you can overlook the whole picture of the city, this green state spans the two banks of the Yangtze River, divided into two halves of Jiangbei and Jiangnan, and a long wooden bridge is built over the Yangtze River to connect the two halves......
"That's the Jiangjin Yangtze River Bridge!" the little nun Ziyue called out happily, "I'm finally almost home." ”
She desperately pointed to a stone mountain behind the city on the north bank of the Yangtze River, and shouted: "There is the Simian Mountain, and my nunnery is on the mountain......
Yi Yun followed the gesture of the little nun and looked over, only to see that on the other side of Jiangjin City, there was a strange stone mountain, it was made of black stones, there was no soil and vegetation on the mountain, only occasionally a few trees drooped their heads, the shape of the whole mountain was boxy, much like a cube of big stones placed on the desert, no wonder its name was Simian Mountain.
Let's go to Jiangjin City to rest for a while, and then send Xiao Ziyue back to the mountain. Yi Yun reached out and patted the little nun on the shoulder, but the little Lori nun quickly dodged to the side: "Don't come near me, tiger......"
"Tsk!" said Evan.
At this time, Yi Yun and An Qian didn't expect that Jiangjin City, which they were about to go to, was involved in a huge whirlpool......
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