Chapter 229: On the way home, I picked up a stupid roe deer
Seeing that Zhang Baoguo agreed to Li Ping'an's proposal, Li Ping'an knew that Cui Dake was a waste in his life, and there would be no chance to turn the tables in the future. Although Zhang Baoguo is the master of the whiskers and horses, but if people can mix with department-level cadres in the Material Bureau, they are also scheming and skillful, otherwise they can't be the deputy department just by slapping the horses.
After solving Cui Dake's matter, Li Ping'an refused Zhang Baoguo's invitation to dinner, and after thanking Director Niu, he left the office building of the Material Bureau with satisfaction.
Cui Dake, if he didn't come to provoke Li Ping'an, Li Ping'an would not think about cleaning him up, after all, the two have different identities and statuses. Even if he can toss again, he can only toss on the land of Sanhe, and at most toss it to the provincial capital, and his file relationship can't be transferred to Sijiu City at all.
If Li Ping'an doesn't come to Sanhe, under normal circumstances, the two will never have any communication for the rest of their lives.
But who made him dare to talk to Ding Qiunan yesterday, Li Ping'an is not a generous person, flirting with his wife, aren't you looking for death, who will you clean up.
When he returned to Ding's house, Ding Qiunan had already prepared lunch, and when he saw Li Ping'an coming back, he took the initiative to pour him a basin of hot water and asked Li Ping'an to wash his hands and eat.
After eating with Ding Rushan and the old couple at noon, they chatted briefly for a while, and after seeing that the time was about the same, Li Ping'an said goodbye to Ding Rushan and his wife, and the old couple did not keep it, but just told them to come back more in the future and send the two out in person.
"What are you doing in the morning, are you going to find trouble with that surnamed Cui" On the way back to Sijiu City, Ding Qiunan suddenly asked Li Ping'an such a question.
After hearing Ding Qiunan's words, Li Ping'an felt that Ding Qiunan had put a bugging device on him, how could he know that he was going to find trouble with Cui Dake.
Li Ping'an glanced at Ding Qiunan with a little weakness, and hurriedly shook his head and refused: "No, you think too much, I am not familiar with the life of Sanhe, how can I go to trouble others, as the saying goes, a strong dragon does not suppress the head snake, even if I want to trouble him, I don't have that ability."
"Really? How do I feel like you're lying to me?" Ding Qiunan looked at Li Ping'an with a smile and said lightly
"Who did this girl learn from, why is it getting harder and harder to deceive" Li Ping'an complained about Ding Qiunan in his heart, but he still said stiffly: "You think too much, how can I lie to you, you know, I never lie to people, when I tell nonsense, I am easy to blush."
"Okay, since you said so, then I'll believe you for a while" After Ding Qiunan finished speaking, he turned his head away and stopped looking at Li Ping'an, with an uncontrollable smile on the corner of his mouth.
Seeing that the fooling past, Li Ping'an didn't dare to continue chatting with Ding Qiunan, taking advantage of the fact that the road was still smooth, Li Ping'an stepped on the accelerator, and the little jeep rushed to the direction of Sijiu City.
On the road, Li Ping'an drove fast, the little jeep drove halfway to the road, and suddenly a black shadow came out, startling Li Ping'an, and quickly controlled the steering wheel, slammed on the brakes, and the vehicle was in a state of emergency stop, the tires and the ground rubbed violently, and slid forward for more than ten meters, and the vehicle stopped steadily.
That is, Li Ping'an is a veteran driver, if he comes over as a novice, in the face of this sudden situation, he will definitely hit the steering wheel, which may cause the vehicle to roll over.
The sudden situation just now also frightened Ding Qiunan, if it weren't for the restraint of the fixed belt, maybe Ding Qiunan would have been thrown out of the car just now.
After the vehicle stopped, Ding Qiunan looked at Li Ping'an with a panicked face, and said with some fear in his tone, "What was that just now? We're not going to bump into anyone, are we?"
"There should have been some animal passing by just now, and the vehicle didn't have any impact, it shouldn't have hit, I'll get out of the car and take a look," said Li Ping, looking like he was rummaging in the back seat of the car, and took out his pistol from the warehouse.
Turn on the pistol's safety, load the bullets, and carefully get out of the car to check the situation.
Don't think Li Ping'an's behavior of directly pulling out a gun is very strange, mainly because there are still a lot of ferocious wild animals outside these years, such as leopards, wolves, wild boars, etc., there are many more, and from time to time there will be incidents of wild animals hurting people.
So, for the sake of your own life, you still have a gun with you, just in case.
Li Ping'an got out of the car and circled around the car, but no blood or animal carcasses were found on the ground, indicating that he had not hit anything just now.
After confirming the safety of the surroundings, Li Ping'an put away the gun, and was thinking about what animal had just passed, when Ding Qiunan also stepped out of the car.
Ding Qiunan got out of the car, and after seeing that he didn't hit people or animals, he breathed a sigh of relief, then looked at Li Ping'an and asked, "Ping'an, what happened just now?"
"I don't know, the situation was too urgent just now, I just saw a shadow, it seems to be a deer, I didn't see the specifics."
"In this way, since we haven't hit anything, let's hurry, it's still some way from home, don't delay."
"Okay, let's get in the car."
Just when the two were about to get into the car, Li Ping'an saw a figure in the distance, jumping and walking over, a little far away, not very clear, it looked like the deer that had just passed.
Seeing that the animal that had just run away came back, Li Ping'an became interested, took out the pistol he put away again, and said to Ding Qiunan in a low voice: "Qiunan, don't move yet, the deer that ran over just now seems to be back again."
After Ding Qiunan heard Li Ping'an's words, he immediately stopped preparing to get into the car, carefully checked left and right, and soon found the figure of the animal in the distance.
Seeing the animals in the distance coming this way, Miss Ding lowered her voice and said with some excitement: "You can't do marksmanship, when it gets closer, don't let it run away, this deer is enough for our family to eat for a long time."
"Don't worry, my marksmanship doesn't dare to say that it can penetrate Yang in a hundred steps, but as long as it can get close, I will definitely be able to hit a shot with a shuttle bullet" Looking at the little Ding girl who was about to drool, Li Ping'an almost patted her chest and packed the ticket.
Just as the two were discussing how to kill it, the deer in the distance slowly approached this side. Just fifty or sixty meters away from the jeep, the deer stopped, watching the movement around it left and right.
Li Ping'an looked at the deer, the right crosshair of the gun had already hit its body, and he was a little hesitant to shoot now.
Now I have a pistol, not a rifle. The range of the pistol is limited, a little far away from fifty or sixty meters, and his shooting level is average, if he really shoots at this distance, he doesn't know where the bullet will go.
Seeing that the deer parked fifty or sixty meters away was standing motionless, Li Ping'an was worried that the deer would run, and when he was about to shoot to try his luck, the deer actually moved and walked towards the jeep again.
This made Li Ping'an very happy, and hurriedly stabilized his mind, picked up the pistol in his hand, aimed at the deer, and was ready to shoot it at any time and drag it home to eat meat.
As the distance of this deer got closer and closer, Li Ping'an finally recognized what this thing was, isn't this the legendary Northeast Divine Beast Silly Roe Deer? How did it end up here?
In fact, many people have the impression that roe deer creatures only survive in the Northeast, but there are traces of their activities in Sijiu City and Inner Mongolia, but they are more common in the Northeast.
When the stupid roe deer was more than 20 meters away from the jeep, Li Ping'an felt confident that he would hit with a shot, so he decisively aimed at the stupid roe deer in the head and fired.
only heard a "bang" gunshot, a burst of fire appeared from the muzzle of Li Ping'an's hand, and the stupid roe deer's brain instantly blossomed, his body twitched, and he lay on the ground without a sound.
"Good marksmanship" Seeing that he hit the roe deer, Ding Qiunan happily praised Li Ping'an, and then excitedly ran over to check the roe deer's corpse.
In these years, there is no wildlife protection law, people can't eat enough, so it doesn't matter what wild animals are precious or not, when you see wild animals in the wild, that is, the meat on the table and the food in the stomach.
Miss Ding came to the corpse of the stupid roe deer, and after checking that it was dead, she happily ran back to the car, took a knife and came down to bleed the stupid roe deer skillfully.
Since it is in the wilderness, there is no basin in the car that can receive blood, small
Miss Ding could only watch the blood of the stupid roe deer flowing on the ground in distress, and said to Li Ping'an distressedly: "It's a pity that there is so much blood, if there is a basin, how much will it be, how many pieces of blood can be made with so much blood?"
"It's okay, let's pick up a stupid roe deer for nothing, at least we can produce thirty catties of meat, why do you feel sorry for this bit of blood, eating meat is not as fragrant as blood tofu" Li Ping'an looked at the distressed appearance of the little Ding girl, and couldn't help laughing.
After Miss Xiaoding bleed the stupid roe deer, Li Ping'an threw the stool in the back seat of the car aside, picked up the stupid roe deer and threw it to the back seat of the car.
The space in the back seat of the car is not large, and a fifty or sixty pound stupid roe deer is stuffed to the brim, after putting the stupid roe deer away, just because of the bleeding of the stupid roe deer, the little Ding girl's hands are bloody, Li Ping'an took out his own kettle, and simply washed Ding Qiunan's hands with the warm water in the kettle.
After everything was dealt with, the two of them got back into the car and headed for Sijiu City.
When he arrived at the courtyard, just in time for the workers to get off work, Li Ping'an got out of the car carrying a stupid roe deer, which quickly attracted the onlookers of the neighbors in the courtyard.
Especially some children, their eyes were shining staring at the stupid roe deer that Li Ping'an was carrying, and the saliva at the corners of their mouths was about to flow to the ground.
"Yo, Ping'an, you got a roe deer back from there, this is not a small amount, the four of you can't eat it until the Lantern Festival" The three masters, who got off work early, were watering the flowers in the front yard at this time, and saw Li Ping'an carrying a roe deer, and his little eyes were rolling left and right, thinking about how to get some benefits out of it.
It's really interesting for the three masters to speak, there is only a lot of meat in total, and they can't eat it until the Lantern Festival, a family of four, if you really throw off your cheeks and eat meat, you really can't eat such a little meat for long.
"Three masters, don't worry, this meat will definitely be eaten by our family, and it will not be spoiled" Li Ping'an left this sentence with a smile, but he didn't stop in the front yard too much, and walked to the middle courtyard with a stupid roe deer.
Yan Fugui saw that Li Ping'an didn't mean to eat meat at night, so he muttered a few words, stopped watering the flowers, and returned to the room angrily.
At this time, Yi Zhonghai had also come back from work, and after hearing the movement outside, he walked out of the door to check the situation. When he saw Li Ping'an coming back with a roe deer, Yi Zhonghai was very surprised, and hurriedly took the roe deer from Li Ping'an's hand to check it, then looked at Li Ping'an curiously and asked, "Ping'an, didn't you follow Qiu Nan back to your parents' house?" Why did you bring a roe deer back?"
"Hey, this roe deer was picked up on the way back," said Li Ping'an, who told Yi Zhonghai the details of how he picked up this roe deer.
After hearing this, Yi Zhonghai nodded and asked Ding Qiunan to take out the kitchen knife from the kitchen, and Comrade Yi personally handled the knife, preparing to peel the skin and take the meat in the courtyard on the spot.
The neighbors in the courtyard saw that Yi Zhonghai was going to skin the roe deer in the middle courtyard, which immediately aroused the onlookers of everyone, adults and children, men, women and children, as long as they were free, they all gathered in the middle courtyard to watch Yi Zhonghai do it himself.
Just when Yi Zhonghai was about to make a move, Silly Zhu came back from outside with two lunch boxes, and looked at the circle of people in the middle courtyard, Silly Zhu shouted curiously, "What's going on in our courtyard? What are you doing in the middle courtyard?"
The crowd of onlookers heard the shout of the stupid pillar, no one answered his question, and everyone was watching Yi Zhonghai peel it with great interest, so there was kung fu to take care of him.
Silly Zhu saw that everyone didn't care about him, so he simply didn't go back, and squeezed directly into the crowd, ready to find out.
"Yo he, who shot this roe deer, this marksmanship is accurate enough, one shot will hit the head" Silly Zhu looked at the roe deer on the ground and shouted.
Hearing the stupid pillar ask who fired the gun, Li Ping'an said a little embarrassed: "I fired this gun, this is luck, plus the roe deer was relatively close to me at that time, this can hit with one shot, or it will definitely not be hit." z.br>
Yi Zhonghai, who was originally going to do it himself, was not ready to do it himself after seeing the chef Silly Zhu in the courtyard come back, and said to Silly Zhu with a smile: "Zhuzi, you are a chef, do you want to help peel off this roe deer?"
"Okay, is this little thing still a thing, you wait, I'll put the lunch box back and peel it" After the stupid pillar finished speaking,
Ran home as fast as he could.
After a while, the stupid pillar with an apron on his body and a sharp knife in his hand came out of his house quickly.
Silly Zhu is not a chef, there is really kung fu in his hands, it stands to reason that this roe deer has been dead for a while, and this skin should not be so easy to peel, but in the hands of other stupid pillars, peeling the skin of this roe deer is still very neat, and after a while, the whole skin was easily peeled off.
Li Ping'an, who was watching from the sidelines, admired the craftsmanship of the stupid pillar in his heart.