Chapter 52: The Peach Blossom Luck of the Silly Pillar
After eating.
Due to the unhappiness between the third master and the stupid pillar, the three mothers were embarrassed to pack the leftovers, and the second aunt saw this and couldn't pack them alone, so the leftovers were collected by the rain.
Yang Jun deliberately left a little late, he wanted to stay and talk to Silly Zhu.
Silly Zhu made a jar of strong tea, placed it in the middle of the table, and the two lit a cigarette and began to talk.
"I said, Junzi, do you have a score for this? You and Teacher Ran don't know each other, how can you guarantee that we will meet a year ago. ”
Yang Jun took a puff of smoke, pursed his lips slightly, controlled his breath, and spit the smoke into a heart-shaped circle, then his lips moved slightly, and an arrow-shaped pillar of smoke passed through the heart-shaped circle.
"Brother Zhuzi, do you believe that if I don't do anything, Teacher Ran will come to our courtyard to meet you in person?"
Silly Zhu's eyes widened and he shook his head again and again.
"I don't believe it."
Yang Jun glanced at him stupidly, the word 'I don't believe it' is about to become your mantra.
How many times have you been slapped in the face, don't you have any points in your heart?
"Isn't it about winter vacation, Teacher Ran will come to the yard soon."
"What are you doing in the yard?"
Silly Zhu asked suspiciously.
"Of course, it's asking for tuition."
Yang Junjia saw Silly Zhu's confused look, and then explained.
"She will come at about seven o'clock, and when the time comes, she will prepare a few good dishes, and then clean up a little bit of herself, and invite Teacher Ran to come to the house for a meal, right?"
"After eating, you send her back again, this back and forth, isn't it done?"
"Can this be done?" Silly Zhu wondered.
"It can be done."
Yang Jun seemed to suddenly sound something, and then instructed the stupid pillar,
"When the time comes, let the rain look at it, don't let Qin Huairu get close to your house."
Yang Jun felt still uneasy, so he said: "When the time comes, I will ask Yang Liu to come over and look at Qin Huairu with the rain." ”
Silly Zhu was confused, didn't he just invite Ran Qiuye to have a meal, what was Qin Huairu doing?
"Junzi, after all, Teacher Ran went to Qin Huairu's house, Sister Qin must know about this, what am I letting the rain do to prevent her?"
Yang Jun was so angry that he held his forehead, he really wanted to open his stupid brain to see if it was water or inside.
Why did you guard against Qin Huairu, you don't have any points in your heart?
"Every time you went on a blind date before, was Qin Huairu present? Is it to help you with household chores and cleaning? ”
In the TV series, whenever Silly Zhu goes on a blind date, Qin Huairu will appear as the hostess, either helping Silly Zhu clean up the house or helping him wash his clothes.
What girl must not be misunderstood, who would want to marry a man who is entangled with a widow.
"Well, it seems to be the same, right?"
Silly Zhu scratched his head, thought about it for a while, and felt that what Yang Jun said was very reasonable, thinking back to so many years, every time he went on a blind date, Qin Huairu must be present, and he was enthusiastic about other girls, as if he regarded himself as the hostess of this family.
Silly Zhu suddenly figured out why he had failed to go on so many blind dates, as long as those girls met him, there would be no news in the future.
It turned out that all this was Qin Huairu's ghost.
"Junzi, you say, can Teacher Ran and I make it?" Silly Zhu asked again.
Yang Jun glanced at Silly Zhu, and then suddenly smiled, laughing very evilly.
He suddenly thought that the stupid pillar at this age was the most vigorous age of Peach Blossom Luck, first the people from the street office introduced a few girls, then Ran Qiuye, and then Qin Huairu introduced Qin Jingru to him.
I have to admit that the peach blossom luck of Silly Zhu is really prosperous at this time.
"Don't worry, even if you and Teacher Ran can't do it, Qin Huairu will introduce Qin Jingru to you."
It's just that Yang Jun didn't tell Silly Zhu that Qin Jingru had nothing to do with him, but was cut off by Xu Damao.
Silly Zhu shook his head: "I don't believe it,"
"I asked Sister Qin to introduce his cousin to me a long time ago, and it's been several years, and there hasn't been even a movement."
Yang Jun rolled his eyes and looked at the stupid pillar speechlessly, do you want to believe it again, believe it or not, I will blow up your dog's head?
"Brother Zhuzi, I want to say that I can know five hundred years before and five hundred years later, do you believe it or not?"
Silly Zhu shook his head: "I don't believe it. ”
Yang Jun was so angry that he smoked, and he slapped the back of the stupid pillar on the back of the head.
"Then how did I know that you were going to unload the wheels of the third master's car tonight?"
Believe it or not, Lao Tzu is gone, let's play by myself.
"I don't ......"
Silly Zhu was stunned.
yes, I was wondering about that.
……
Following.
Silly Zhu got up early in the morning and brushed his teeth by the sink with a toothbrush.
I brushed back and forth five or six times, and after half an hour, I saw the sleepy-eyed rod terrier going out to wash.
"Terrier, come here, ask you something."
When the stick terrier saw the stupid pillar, he didn't have a good face, and he lost his temper because the stupid pillar didn't invite him to dinner these days.
"Silly Zhu, let me tell you, I won't call you Silly Uncle in the future, my grandmother said that when I grow up, I can call you Silly Zhu like an adult in the future."
When the stupid pillar heard this, his face suddenly darkened, Lao Tzu has brought vegetables to your family for so many years, and he actually raised a white-eyed wolf, and he used to be stupid and stupid and stupid in a few days, and the stupid uncle became stupid in seconds?
As soon as Silly Zhu thought about the important matter, he suppressed the anger in his heart, and the old face immediately asked with a smile,
"Did you not pay your tuition?"
"I didn't pay it, what's wrong?"
"It's okay, just ask, didn't you Teacher Ran ask for it?"
"I want it, but I was blinded by a few words from the master."
The stick terrier didn't know what the purpose of the stupid pillar was, but he just thought that it was a great thing to deceive Mr. Ran, and he was complacent at this time.
Come on, silly pillar, quickly praise the master's ability.
When Silly Zhu heard this, his heart was happy, and then he immediately said with a straight face.
"Boy, if I hear you call you stupid in the future, don't blame me for beating your out."
The purpose of the stupid pillar has been achieved, and he went back to the room with the basin.
The stick terrier messing in the wind next to the pool looked at the stupid pillar with a confused expression.
This stupid pillar, a dog, will turn his face when he says it?
"Silly Zhu, I thought you were going to pay the tuition for my master."
"Son, what about smoking? Try it again. ”
Silly Pillar suddenly rushed out of the house.
"Grandma, stupid pillar is going to beat my out."
The stick terrier trembled with fright, threw down the basin, and ran home.
……
Had breakfast.
Yang Jun and Yang Mei each rode a bicycle to work.
The wind on the road was a little strong, and both hands were frozen stiff, and when they arrived at the rolling mill, both hands were almost unconscious.
Looking back, I saw Yangmei looking elated, and she was still immersed in the joy of the new bicycle.
Hey, this girl, why don't you feel sorry for your brother.
Yang Jun looked at Yang Mei's newly bought bicycle, with a pair of thick cotton gloves on the handlebars.
Yang Jun's face suddenly turned long, and he put down the sentence 'change cars and ride after work', and immediately scared Yang Mei again and again, saying that he would knit him a pair tomorrow morning before it was finished.
Yangmei's eyes were dark, and it seemed that she hadn't slept all night, and the cotton gloves were probably rushed out overnight.