Yi Zhonghai saw that Yang Jun promised not to be jointly and severally responsible, so he sorted out his emotions and said slowly,

"It all started 35 years ago......

Subsequently, Yi Zhonghai told everyone a bloody story that happened a long, long time ago, and the content of the story is nothing more than the old-fashioned story of men and women in the world eating sex.

At that time, Lao Jia had just died, Zhang Cuihua couldn't bear the loneliness, and soon hooked up with Yi Zhonghai, Lei Gong met the electric mother, and the crystallization of love was stirred up at once, that is, that time Zhang Cuihua had a secret knot with Jia Dongxu, and later this matter was discovered by the deaf old lady, who reprimanded them, and then warned them not to come nonsense in the future.

Later, it is unknown whether the two of them hooked up again.

Before Yi Zhonghai finished speaking, Jia Zhang jumped up and interrupted,

"Yi Juehu, you are talking nonsense, Dongxu is the child of me and Lao Jia, I admit that I had that time with you, but Dongxu can never be your child."

The second uncle: "Yo, old sister-in-law, you and Lao Jia and his wife have a deep relationship, until this is the case, you are still defending your family Lao Jia, tsk, if you really love each other so much, why did you give Lao Jia a green hat in the first place?" ”

"I ...... I...... I was drunk that night, and I was forced to do so. ”

The third master immediately took it and asked, "Since it was forced at the time, did you report the case afterwards?" ”

"I ......," Jia Zhang was speechless.

The third master continued: "Oh, it seems that you are voluntary? ”

Jia Zhang: "Whether it is forced or voluntary, this does not prove that Dongxu is a child who is easy to extinct households, anyway, Dongxu is the seed of our old Jia family." ”

Hearing this, the deaf old lady stood up, walked to Zhang Cuihua tremblingly, pointed at her with the cane in her hand and scolded,

"You dead girl, you are still hard-mouthed until now, your Xiao Jia died in February of the first year, you are Dongxu who was born in March of the second year, do you dare to say that Dongxu's child is the seed of your old Jia family?"

The deaf old lady's words exploded in the courtyard like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, and the secret was like a drop of cold water dripping into an oil pot, boiling in an instant.

Everyone was in high spirits and discussing this melon that was bigger than the sky.

Lao Jia died in February, Jia Zhang's family gave birth to Jia Dongxu in March of the following year, if Jia Dongxu is really Lao Jia's species, wouldn't he stay in his mother's womb for thirteen months?

As the saying goes: conceive in October.

What the hell are these thirteen months?

As long as you are not a fool, you know that Jia Dongxu is not Lao Jia's species, it must be Zhang Cuihua who carries Lao Jia behind her back, does not abide by women's morals, and steals men.

Tsk, this melon is so big, I'm afraid I can't eat all the two hundred mouths in the yard.

Silly Zhu rolled his eyes, tilted his head and asked: "Old lady, you may be mistaken, maybe Dongxu is the reincarnation of Nezha, and he has to stay in his mother's womb for three years." ”

The deaf old lady was so angry that she slapped the stupid pillar and rolled her eyes: "Good grandson, I think you are a freak who has been in your mother's womb for thirteen months, no wonder you were born to such a stupid pillar." ”

"Hey, hey!" Silly Zhu scratched his head and giggled.

Xu Damao next to him couldn't let go of this opportunity to mock the stupid pillar.

"Silly Zhu, it turns out that you have been in your mother's womb for thirteen months, no wonder you are called Silly Zhu. Ha ha. ”

Silly Zhu: "Sun thief, are you itching?" You have time to care about your master, why don't you go home and study how to make hens lay eggs. ”

Xu Damao: "Silly Zhu, you are the rooster who doesn't lay eggs." ”

Lou Xiao'e: "Silly Zhu, you bastard......"

Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e have been married for several years and have never had children, which has become an unspeakable pain between them, and every time Silly Zhu quarrels with Xu Damao, he always ridicules them for not having children.

And Xu Damao always ridiculed Silly Zhu for not even having a hen, and he didn't even have the qualifications to lay eggs, and now that Silly Zhu and Teacher Ran are married, Xu Damao can't find a reason to arrange him.

Facing the angry Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e, Silly Zhu was not scared of them at all.

"Sun thief, your master Zhu is also a person with a wife, believe it or not, I will add you an uncle this time next year?"

"Stupid pillar of the dog day, you Mao Ye is not finished with you."

Don't look at Xu Damao's bombing, in the face of the five big and three thick courtyard god of war, he is really panicked, from childhood to adulthood, he has never taken advantage of once, every time he fights, the stupid pillar is stunned, and he goes straight to the next three ways to say hello.

Sometimes Xu Damao also wonders if the reason why he can't have children is because that guy was kicked by a stupid pillar.

"Okay, okay, everyone be quiet, and now I invite an uncle to speak."

The second uncle saw the commotion underground, and slapped the table a few times to silence the crowd.

Yang Jun thought for a moment, then stood up.

"Since Yi Zhonghai and Zhang Cuihua have both admitted to messing with men and women, let's discuss how to deal with them."

Subsequently, the discussion in the courtyard began, and everyone speculated about how the three masters would deal with Yi Zhonghai and Jia Zhang.

Second Uncle: "This matter is extremely bad in nature, and I suggest that it be handed over directly to the faction." ”

The third master: "After all, it happened before, I think it's better to solve it in the yard." ”

The second uncle: "I said Lao Yan, you are still a people's teacher, why is your consciousness so low, this matter must be severely punished, if you let it go gently, everyone will learn from it in the future, won't the courtyard be chaotic?" ”

The third master: "Lao Liu, this matter is not big, it is not small, after all, it is about two families, if we don't deal with it carefully, it may involve several people." ”

Yang Jun was thinking about how to deal with Yi Zhonghai and Jia Zhang.

Yi Zhonghai was so miserable, if this time it was like before, he might force his dog to jump off the wall, he might break the jar and take revenge on his family, so he knew that he had to be nailed to death this time, and he would never be given a chance to turn the tables.

As for Jia Zhang, that shrew with a not very bright brain, just send him back to the countryside.

When Yang Jun looked at the deaf old lady, her eyes were full of begging, how she hoped that Yang Jun could bypass Yi Zhonghai, at least to keep him from dying.

The crime of stealing and the crime of messing with the relationship between men and women, the punishment for several crimes is enough for Yi Zhonghai to eat peanuts, if Yang Jun insists on holding on to this matter, Yi Zhonghai will definitely not escape death.

"In view of Yi Zhonghai's previous crime of stealing, coupled with the current crime of messing with men and women, this is beyond the authority of the masters in our courtyard, so I suggest that they be handed over to the street office."

Yang Jun weighed it before making this decision.

In fact, as the uncle of the yard, he really has no right to deal with such a big matter, not that he is kind enough to let Yi Zhonghai go, he knows that if this matter is handed over to the street office, the street office will definitely increase the punishment.

Instead of lightly punishing in the yard, it is better to let the street office deal with it according to national law.