"What's the situation? Is someone calling? “

Li Ping'an, who could enter the street around the corner, heard this scream, stopped the bicycle with a sudden brake, and pricked up his ears to listen carefully to the surrounding movements.

Fortunately, it's summer, the manure pit is cleaned diligently, the stick terrier just fell down when the whole person fell in, struggled twice, the stick terrier quickly stabilized the body, feet touched the ground and stood up, the dung water in the manure pit only spread to the half waist of the stick terrier.

After standing up, he didn't continue to call for help at the first time, but leaned against the wall and vomited vigorously.

“yue”

When the stick terrier fell down just now, he forgot to close his mouth, and poured a lot of feces into his mouth, and the disgusting stick terrier was about to vomit out all the bile.

vomited all the contents of the stomach, and when there was really nothing to vomit, the stick terrier was anxious to quickly climb out of the dung pit.

The dung pit was not dug very deep, about two meters deep, only one meter and a half rod stalks, jumping and jumping underneath, except for splashing a lot of indescribable things on himself, there was no use.

If it's a pit in other places, the stick terrier can definitely come out, but who let this be a thatched pit, and the dung water can't jump high over the waist.

The stick terrier still has to have a face, even if he is about to die of nausea in the dung pit, he doesn't want people to know that he fell into the dung pit.

After the last attempt was fruitless, and the indescribable thing that was splashed up by jumping splashed into the mouth of the stick terrier, the stick terrier completely gave up the idea of going out on his own.

The stick terrier stood in the dunghole in a daze, looking up at the sky through the cover that had been lifted, and wondering whether to call someone to pull him out of the dunghole.

The stick terrier is caught in a dilemma between social death and disgusting death.

Li Ping'an had just stopped riding a bicycle, and after not continuing to hear the call for help, he thought that it was a naughty child who was cleaned up by his parents, so he didn't take it seriously, and rode back to the courtyard.

"What's going on, what are you three doing at the door?"

When he came to the door and saw that the three masters in the courtyard were at the door, Li Ping'an couldn't help but ask.

Yi Zhonghai saw Li Ping'an coming back, smiled and waved his hand: "I just heard someone shouting outside, plus the stupid pillar hasn't come back for so long, let's come out to look for it."

"I heard someone shouting just now, but there was only one voice, it should be whose child was cleaned up by adults, what do you say happened to Brother Zhuzi?"

"I was drinking together just now, the pillar said to go to the toilet, and he hasn't come back yet, I'm worried about whether he drank too much and slept there, so I wanted to go out and look for it."

"That's it, there's no on this road, let's go to the toilet and take a look, don't fall asleep in the toilet brother."

Yan Fugui answered with a smile: "We're worried about this, aren't we just going to the toilet to find it, and I just met you when I went out."

Li Ping'an was really curious about whether Silly Zhu would sleep in the toilet, so he put the bicycle at the door of the front yard and followed the three masters in the courtyard to the toilet to see.

Before the four of them got to the toilet, they smelled a strong stench, and the four of them couldn't help but cover their noses.

", what's the situation, Brother Zhuzi won't fall into the pit, otherwise it would be so stinky" Li Ping'an couldn't stand the smell, and said with a frown.

Yi Zhonghai also felt that the smell was too stinky, but he didn't say anything, but covered his nose and walked to the toilet.

When I got to the toilet, the smell was even stronger, if it weren't for the handkerchief he carried with him to block most of the smell, Li Ping'an would have wanted to turn around and leave, this smell is really not something that ordinary people can withstand.

Li Ping'an and Yan Fugui, who were following behind, glanced at each other, this is definitely someone who fell out of the toilet, otherwise it would definitely not be so stinky.

I thought about it, but the two of them didn't take the initiative to go to the pit to see, the reason is very simple, the pit is not deep, only about two meters, and the latrine was just cleaned two days ago, and now there is not much feces in it, no one can drown people, no one asks for help, it means that the person wants face, and secretly crawled out alone.

Just when the visitor was about to enter the toilet, Yi Zhonghai's exclamation came from the toilet: "Silly pillar, that's a urinal pool, not a bed, why did you sleep there?"

Li Ping'an and Yan Fugui, who were outside, heard Yi Zhonghai's exclamation, their eyes lit up, and they couldn't care about the smell around them for a while, so they hurriedly squeezed into the toilet.

When the two of them went in, under the dim light of the flashlight, the stupid pillar was lying naked in the urinal, and there were still a lot of filth on his body.

The impact of this visual impact on Li Ping'an was too great, the first time he saw it, Li Ping'an frowned, and some regretted coming to see this excitement, and then his stomach was churning, and then he couldn't help but run out of the toilet frantically, endured his nausea, ran a few steps and found a place with less smell and vomited.

"Ping'an, you go to the courtyard to get a basin of water and wake up the stupid pillar" Yan Fugui came out of the toilet and shouted in the direction of Li Ping'an.

When Li Ping'an rushed out just now, they took turns to open their mouths to wake up the stupid pillar, but they couldn't wake up no matter how they called, this place was so dirty, Yi Zhonghai and the three of them didn't want to push it, they looked at each other left and right, and Yan Fugui came up with the idea of splashing water to wake up.

Hearing Yan Fugui's shout, Li Ping'an almost vomited at this time, got up and went to the courtyard to pick up a basin of water.

As soon as I arrived in the hospital, I bumped into Xu Damao, who was about to go out.

"Brother Da Mao, it's so late, you want to go out?" Seeing Xu Damao, Li Ping'an greeted him.

Just now, Xu Damao had been paying attention to the situation outside, Yan Fugui's shout, it was relatively quiet at night, Xu Damao in the backyard vaguely heard a little, and knew that the stupid pillar was discovered, so he hurriedly wanted to go out to see the stupid pillar's jokes.

Seeing Li Ping'an come in, Xu Damao covered his stomach, pretended to go to the toilet, and said with a painful face: "Go to the toilet, I have a bad stomach at night, and now my stomach is uncomfortable to death."

"You wait for a while, Brother Zhuzi drank too much and fell asleep in the toilet, you can go when he wakes up" Regarding Xu Damao's words, Li Ping'an did not doubt it, and opened his mouth to dissuade him.

When Xu Damao heard the news, his face was overjoyed, and then he shouted loudly: "What? Silly Zhu fell asleep in the toilet? Then I'm going to check it out."

Since the two met here at the Moon Gate in the front yard, the whole courtyard heard this loud shout, and the people who were close to opened the door and walked out to check the situation.

Soon, under Xu Damao's shouting, all the people who went out to check followed Xu Damao to the toilet to see the jokes of the stupid pillar.

Li Ping'an looked at the backs of everyone running out of the courtyard, shook his head, took a bucket of water by the pool, and quickly went to the toilet.

At this time, the toilet was full of people, and Xu Damao could be heard laughing unscrupulously in the toilet from time to time.

Yi Zhonghai took the bucket from Li Ping'an's hand and threw it at the stupid stigma in the urine pool.

The stupid pillar, who couldn't wake up just now, was splashed by the cold water and slowly opened his eyes.

"Pillar, pillar, you get up quickly, the urinal in the toilet is too dirty" Seeing that the stupid pillar was awake, Yi Zhonghai anxiously shouted for the stupid pillar to get up.

At this time, Silly Zhu's brain was still in a state of confusion, and when he heard Yi Zhonghai's voice, he looked up at Yi Zhonghai and said, "Uncle Yi, what's wrong?" Where am I? ”

Before Yi Zhonghai could speak, Xu Damao's voice with a cheap voice in excitement sounded.

"Silly Zhu, I really admire you, I didn't expect you to have this habit, covered in, you can fall asleep in the toilet urinal, isn't this urinal very cool?"

When the surrounding onlookers heard Xu Damao say this, they all laughed at once.

Silly Zhu reacted, looked left and right, and found that he was really lying naked in the urinal, and there were a lot of indescribable things on his body, and he didn't have time to trouble Xu Damao, and a feeling of nausea came to his heart, and he vomited out all of a sudden.

Xu Damao was ridiculed again.

If Xu Damao was so mocking, Silly Zhu would definitely get up and fight with him, but the back of his head still hurts after the blow just now, and after such a vomit, he has no strength in his body, and he has no ability to fight with Xu Damao at all, so he can only lie down for the time being, and then clean up Xu Damao after his physical strength recovers.

After the stupid pillar vomited almost completely, the already awake stupid pillar got up and was about to leave the toilet, Yi Zhonghai hurriedly stopped the stupid pillar walking out, and said to Li Ping'an: "Ping'an, you go and call the women outside to go back first, don't let them watch the excitement here"

After Li Ping'an drove all the women who were watching the excitement outside, he really didn't want to go to the toilet to smell the smell, so he yelled at the toilet and told Yi Zhonghai about the situation, and the toilet group began to go out.

The stick terrier is now dizzy in the dung pit, and when he hears the movement from the toilet, his brain is a little clear, and he knows that the people outside are ready to leave, and if he doesn't go out again, he is likely to be smoked in the toilet, and his life will definitely be over.

Between drowning in the toilet and social death, the stick terrier chooses social death, shouting for help outside.

The people who were walking towards the courtyard heard the sound of someone shouting for help, and everyone stopped and turned their heads to look in the direction.

"What's the situation, why is someone in the toilet shouting for help?" Yan Jiecheng said suspiciously.

Everyone looked at each other, not knowing what the situation was, after all, everyone had just come out of the toilet, and it was certain that the toilet was empty, and now they heard the sound of help, and for a while they were a little suspicious that they had encountered something dirty.

At the critical moment, the veteran was still reliable, Yi Zhonghai stabilized his mind and shouted in the direction of the toilet: "Who is in the toilet?" What lives to save? ”

"I'm a terrier, I've fallen into a pit"

Hearing that the stick terrier had fallen into the pit, everyone was stunned, and before they could react, they heard two screams at the door of the courtyard.

"Terrier, my terrier"

"What?"

Then I saw two black shadows rushing out of the courtyard, looking like Jia Zhang's and Qin Huairu's mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.

Seeing this, the stupid pillar with a bare ass hurriedly covered the important parts with both hands and hid behind everyone.

Seeing this, everyone also hurriedly ran to the back of the toilet, falling into the pit, after so many years, this is the first accident to happen, how could everyone miss this opportunity to witness history, and even the people who heard the sound in other courtyards rushed out to see the excitement.

For a while, the streets were as dark as ink, and flashlights flashed everywhere.

Everyone ran away, and the stupid pillar with a bare ass was naturally exposed, and just when the stupid pillar was embarrassed to find a place to hide, the big girl ran out of the house with a big pants, covered her eyes and threw it to the stupid pillar.

The child's actions made the tears of the stupid pillar almost flow, and she didn't hurt her in vain, and she didn't wipe off the indescribable things on her body, so she hurriedly caught up with her big pants.

The stupid pillar who put on the big pants also wanted to go to the Maokeng to have a look, but as soon as he turned around, he saw that Li Ping'an was still in place, and couldn't help asking: "Brother Ping'an, why don't you go and take a look?" ”

"It stinks, I'm still thinking about it"

In summer, the dry toilet is really stinky, and the place in the pit is not generally smelly, even if it is cleaned frequently, not to mention that there are white maggots crawling everywhere, that scene, Li Ping'an is disgusting when he thinks about it, let alone take a look.

Silly Zhu doesn't have any disgust for this, when he was a child, he often used firecrackers to blow up the dung pit, and the extent of fishing people from the toilet is a completely minor problem for Silly Zhu.

Seeing the stupid pillar pass, Li Ping'an stayed where he was and struggled for a while, but decided to endure the smell to see the situation, after all, this thing is rare.

When Li Ping'an came over, he saw Qin Huairu and Jia Zhang's two people grabbing the wooden stick and pulling it up, trying to pull up the stick terrier in the toilet, and they could already see half of the head of the stick terrier, as long as someone reached out and pulled it, they could pull the stick stalk up.

The stick terrier covered in indescribable things naturally no one would pull him, and even Qin Huairu and Jia Zhang's were disgusted and couldn't stretch out this hand, so they could only let the stick terrier climb up by himself by himself on the edge of the pit.

Just as the stick terrier reached out and tried to pick up the edge of the pit, perhaps because his hand was slippery because of something indescribable, his right hand had just let go of the stick, and his left hand slipped and fell off the stick again.

This time is different from the last time, last time it fell vertically, this time it was lying down, the contact area was relatively large, a dull 'poof' sound came, yellow juice splashed, through the lid that was lifted by someone, and sprayed the nearest Qin Huairu and Jia Zhang's face.

Especially Jia Zhang's mouth, just opened his mouth to shout, and a lot of yellow juice got into Jia Zhang's open mouth.

The mother-in-law and daughter-in-law's faces were dark, and they couldn't care about continuing to save the stick terrier at this time, so they threw the stick away, turned around and bent over to vomit violently.

There were many onlookers around, and there were naturally many flashlights, and the rescue scene was almost the same as daytime, and many people saw the situation just now.

"The flew into the mouths of Qin Huairu and Jia Zhang"

An exclamation came from the crowd of onlookers.

The scene was quiet for a second, and many people who saw the situation just now couldn't help the nausea in their hearts, and they found a place to start throwing up. (End of chapter)