Chapter 765: Black History
The end of the chaos was that Jiang Bai, who was carrying a big bag on his head, drank a bowl of extra-thick poisonous mushroom soup.
He lay on the ground, his two eyes turned into mosquito coils, and the world in his eyes became a kaleidoscope, strange and bizarre.
"Ah, the hall master has become a big mushroom......"
Hu Tao squatted next to him with his cheeks, very glad that he let the mouse test the poison first.
Glancing at the thick soup in the pot that had turned gray and gray due to burning, and a few umbrella lids floating, she was not ashamed of making dark dishes at all, but said in a serious way:
"Sure enough, it's a problem with mushrooms, and I know that there are poisonous mushrooms in it......"
Hu Tao decided to observe the subsequent developments, and then pick out the right antidote for him.
Jiang Bai stretched out his hand and began to pick mushrooms in the void.
"One mushroom, two mushrooms, three mushrooms...... I'm going to be drowned, help......"
"Is it just a hallucination?"
Hu Tao checked his body and confirmed that there was no rash, redness and itching.
It's just that if there is a hallucination, with Jiang Bai's physical fitness, he will be able to return to normal in a while.
Hu Tao, who took out the dried meat and gnawed it, watched Jiang Bai lie in place with great interest and staged a solo chase scene.
Those two legs stared wildly in the void, and the two hands were tugging at the void to escape, as if they had been submerged in the sea of mushrooms.
"It's weird and interesting......"
Hu Tao took out the photograph and took a few photos very unceremoniously.
Looking at Jiang Bai's embarrassment in the photo, Hu Taole was unknowable.
After about half an hour, the mushroom toxin finally subsided, and Jiang Bai's eyes gradually returned to clarity.
Just like the eyes, it is a familiar face looking down.
This smile with an unclear meaning on his face made Jiang Bai subconsciously feel a little dangerous when he looked at it.
"Sober?"
"Am I poisoned?"
Jiang Bai stroked the back of his head and sat up, how did he feel the pain in the back of his head?
Nonsense, after taking a sip of mushroom soup, I planted it directly, and the back of my head came into close contact with the ground, can it not hurt?
"yes, it's a pleasure to see you picking mushrooms......"
Hu Tao put the photo in front of Jiang Bai's eyes and shook it, even so, Jiang Bai still saw the content of the photo clearly.
In the photo, he looks like a severely mentally ill person, and he looks like a mentally retarded child, his body is full of dust, and with that facial expression, he has to be embarrassed.
In an instant, Jiang Bai's toes clasped tightly to the ground, and his body quickly turned red, burning to the top of his head.
"Throw it away, ahhhh!!h
He snatched the picture from Hu Tao's hand and threw it into the fire, but before he could touch the flame, the fire disappeared.
The fire was gone, and Jiang Bai stomped on the photo that had already landed, stepping on the afterimage of both feet, trying to step this photo into the depths of the ground, destroying the corpse.
It wasn't until the photo was completely submerged in dirt that Jiang Bai breathed a sigh of relief.
This kind of black photo that greatly affects his handsome image should not exist.
As a result, Hu Tao Shi Ran took out another one.
"I've taken a lot of photos."
Yes!!!!!
Jiang Bai felt like he was going to die.
Social death.
Hu Tao waved the photo in his hand and smiled very unscrupulously, "Oops, I thought you wouldn't care about this with your face." β
Jiang Bai, who was already clearly aware that this black history could not be deleted, pretended to be calm.
"Hmph, it's just some ugly photos, of course I don't care."
Hu Tao looked at the red color on his body that had not faded, and smiled with great pleasure.
This guy isn't cheeky all the time.
"Then I'll send one to Xiangling and each of them."
"No!!"
Jiang Bai's shrill voice startled a large number of birds in the darkness.
"Hall Master, I'll die right away to show you, do you believe it or not?"
Jiang Bai picked up a piece of porcelain bowl on the ground and pressed it against his throat, his lips pursed, as if he was going to die heroically in the next moment.
"I'd love to see it."
Bang Bang β
Jiang Bai fell to the ground and did not move.
The snow wind is bleak, the north wind is fluttering, and the world is vast......
Hu Tao poked Jiang Bai, who was stuck in self-emo.
"Really dead? Then I'm digging a hole......"
Jiang Bai opened his eyes with a complaining face.
"Humph!"
He snorted heavily and turned his face away.
Hu Tao turned his face over.
He snorted again and changed his face.
"I'm angry! No kiss is not good! β
Hu Tao can't help this naΓ―ve guy.
"Okay, get up, don't catch a cold on the ground......"
Jiang Bai's expression became even more resentful.
"When I ate poisonous mushrooms and lay on the ground, why didn't you remember that the ground was cold......
Hu Tao's eyes fluttered, "That's not because you're playing too happily, so it's not easy to disturb." β
"yes, don't bother me, and take ugly photos of me......"
"Oops, I took two shots. You see, isn't that gone? β
Hu Tao's fingertips burst into flames, and the photo quickly turned to ashes.
"Hall Master, if you drink this, I will believe you."
Jiang Bai picked up the mushroom soup and came over, smiling sadly.
Hu Tao was instantly vigilant.
Don't think about it, this guy definitely wants to take the same ugly photo of her!
Whether it is a pot or a bowl, a flame ignites inside at the same time, and the mushroom soup is quickly evaporated.
"Oh, no."
"Hall Master, I still have it. You can pick one yourself. β
Jiang Bai threw away the bowl and took out a handful of colorful mushrooms, each of which was extraordinarily colorful.
Hu Tao quickly took out the photo and burned it all.
"Look, it's all gone."
"Let me check."
"Check it, check it, I'm afraid you won't make it."
Hu Tao took off the ring and threw it into his hand.
Waiting, she will dig up the photo buried in the soil later.
Jiang Bai carefully checked it.
This kind of thing that makes him die must not flow out!
After making sure that there was really no more, he relaxed and collapsed weakly in his chair.
I'm so tired, I almost lost my image.
If Zhongli knew his thoughts, he would definitely be tempted to say:
Are you sure you still have an image?
"Ah Qiuβ" Jiang Bai let out a loud sneeze.
After relaxing, he suddenly felt a chill, he rubbed his arms, and felt strangely cold.
Hu Tao threw the clothes that had been dried to him.
"I'm dirty, go take a hot shower, the water is already boiling, don't really catch a cold."
"Woo, hall master, you are so nice!" Jiang Bai was moved.
Hu Tao rolled her eyes.
Cut, just now I wanted to forcibly feed her poisonous mushrooms, and my face changed quickly.
"Go wash you!"
Hu Tao pushed him into the bathroom and closed the door.
After hearing the sound of water, she called out Youyou and drilled into the ground where he had stepped on porcelain, and took out a photo of Jiang Bai ravaged in an unsightly manner.
Looking at the picture still clearly visible above, Hu Tao snorted and sandwiched it into the pages of a book.
If you want to destroy the black history, no way!
(End of chapter)