"Sneeze"

In the back kitchen of the canteen of the rolling mill, the stupid pillar who was lying on the deck chair sneezed loudly.

"Master, you can't have a cold, right? Recently, the weather has changed relatively quickly, you can pay more attention to your body, there have been a lot of colds recently, and the infirmary is almost full" Ma Hua, who was pinching his head on the board, heard his master sneezing, and reminded the silly pillar to pay attention to his body.

"Just kidding, with your master and my physique, how can I catch a cold, maybe it's a grandson who says bad things about me behind my back"

Lying on the recliner on the stupid pillar, ignoring the busy workers around him, after finishing slowly, he threw the empty enamel jar to Ma Hua, and asked Ma Hua to pour water for himself: "Ma Hua, pour me some water, remember to soak my high mossy." ”

If you want to say that the stupid pillar is not long-hearted, everyone else is constantly busy working, this guy is lying down in front of everyone to rest and drink tea, not avoiding people at all, the workers who are busy with life, seeing him like this, I don't know how to scold the stupid pillar in my heart.

No wonder the stupid pillar is so good, after so many years, it is still the salary of 37 yuan 5, and it has not grown at all. If he offends the leader, the workers complain about him, and he doesn't catch the top and bottom ends, so it's no wonder that he can raise his wages.

That is, there is a bit of craftsmanship, or I would have cleaned the toilet a long time ago.

Ma Hua came back after receiving the water, and happened to meet Xu Damao who led the two of them in through the door with a high spirit.

Xu Damao is naturally very familiar with Ma Hua's stupid doglegs, and when he saw Gao Mo soaked in the enamel jar, he immediately understood what was going on, blocked Ma Hua's way, and pretended to be serious and said: "Ma Hua, I'm on duty, I don't know if it's about to be dinner, you kid don't prepare the lunch of the whole factory staff well, what are you running blind?" ”

"Xu Damao, can you manage it, I'm the person in the back kitchen, are you the leader of our back kitchen, take care of my business, wait until you become the director of the canteen."

As the most heartfelt apprentice of Silly Zhu, Ma Hua is very aware of the grievances between his master and Xu Damao, and knows that this is the enemy of his master who has become a eunuch, so he will naturally not be polite to him.

In the face of MCA's unceremonious reply, Xu Damao pouted unconcernedly, and before he could speak, the two younger brothers who followed behind took the initiative to step forward, anxious to show their loyalty in front of their new leaders.

As mentioned earlier, these people in the pickets are just lazy and slick people, and they can't let them go to work or rush to the front line, but they bully ordinary workers, which is their forte.

"Horse rider, how can you kid talk to our captain, I don't think you want to live, you"

"You kid is blind to you, this is our captain, I can't care about you anymore, let's go and sit with us in the picket"

The two of them said that they were about to step forward and arrest Ma Hua.

MCA was stunned by the two of them all of a sudden, isn't Xu Damao a projectionist in the factory? I used to be a small chief, but wasn't I removed from my post later? Why did you become a picket captain now? Facing two wolf-like team members, when MCA was at a loss, Xu Damao spoke.

"Okay, don't blame those who don't know, what are you two competing with a child, everyone is a comrade in the same factory, what are you like" Xu Damao was very satisfied with the performance of these two people, and reprimanded him painlessly.

The two people who ran out, hearing Xu Damao's words, hurriedly nodded yes and retreated behind Xu Damao, and glared at Ma Hua fiercely when they turned around.

Xu Damao, who had said something cool just now, was fluttering, looking at Ma Hua who was stunned, Xu Damao pretended to cough, and said to Ma Hua again: "Ma Hua, what about that kid who is stupid?" Will this be in the back kitchen? ”

Faced with Xu Damao, whose identity has changed, MCA didn't know what kind of attitude to use to get along with Xu Damao for a while.

Thinking that if he took the initiative to answer Xu Damao's question, wouldn't it be a betrayal of his master? So, Ma Hua gritted his teeth, snorted coldly, ignored Xu Damao's question, and left directly.

"Hey, this kid looks down on our team, Captain Xu, I know where this kid's house is, do you want me to clean him up after work?" Next to the dog leg No. 1, Ma Dagou took the initiative to help the leader get angry.

"Leader, I also know that I can also help at night" Zhang Daniu, the second dog leg, saw that Ma Dagou stammered the leader without himself, he hurriedly added.

Xu Damao glanced at the two sleeping dragon and phoenix chicks beside him, and pretended to be displeased and said, "I said you two, people have a bad attitude towards me, is that the reason for me to clean up others?" Speaking of this, he paused, and then continued to speak in a low voice: "Be quick at night, don't let people find out"

"Know, Understand"

"Rest assured, our brothers are in good hands"

Seeing that the two of them had such a good attitude, Xu Damao nodded with satisfaction, opened the curtain, raised his feet and walked to the back kitchen.

If you can't pretend to be forced in front of the stupid pillar and clean up the stupid pillar, then what's the point of this captain in front of you!

When Xu Damao walked into the back kitchen, he happened to see Ma Hua talking in the ear of the stupid pillar. Yes, someone notified me now, and it happened that the province reported to his own home, which affected the forced qualifications.

"Captain Xu, congratulations, I just received the news that you have become the captain of our factory workers' picket, it's really amazing" Another apprentice of Silly Zhu, the fat man, happened to be at the door, saw Xu Damao come in, and hurriedly stepped forward regardless of the friendship between himself and Silly Zhu, all of them complimented him.

"Fat man, you kid is good, you have eyesight, much stronger than some people who don't have long eyes" Xu Damao saw that the fat man took the initiative to come up, and couldn't help but pat the fat man's shoulder, and said meaningfully.

"I said Xu Damao, aren't you just going to be a bullshit captain? Why are you here in our back kitchen, hurry up and get out, you are not welcome in the back kitchen" Silly Zhu was finally willing to sit up from his recliner, and pointed at Xu Damao from a distance and scolded.

The two people in the back just wanted to take a step forward and help their captain teach the sad people, but they were stopped by Xu Damao's hands behind him as if he was pretending to be forced.

took out his big front door from his pocket, and just put the cigarette in his mouth, the dogleg No. 1 in the back immediately struck a match, and put his hands to his mouth.

That is, Xu Damao did not comb his back hair, nor did he wear a suit or coat, or he was an improper gambling king.

"Silly Zhu, you are a team leader and can't represent the back kitchen, if you don't want me to come to the back kitchen, you have to let Director Wan come and talk to me"

"I said stupid hat, you are still the leader, this is how your leaders give the workers nicknames?"

Silly Zhu's words made Xu Damao stunned, and saw that the employees in the canteen around him were looking at him, thinking that on the first day of office, he couldn't let people hold the handle, so he apologized to Silly Zhu without sincerity: "Okay, He Yuzhu, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have called you a nickname, although you have been called a nickname for more than ten years."

"Hmph, even if I have a lot of adults, then I will forgive you" The stupid pillar who realized that he had the upper hand in the first round, slowly sat back on his recliner, picked up the jar, and drank his own Gao Mo.

"Silly, no, Comrade He Yuzhu, I'm here to inform you now, at noon, I'm going to have a treat, invite Director Li and them to dinner, I've already told Director Wan, you start stir-frying now, don't delay my treat."

"I'll make a fart for you, Lao Tzu is the cook of the rolling mill, and I am in charge of cooking for the workers in the factory, don't come to me for the rest, your grandson still deserves me to make a small stove?" Silly Zhu and Xu Damao have a big enmity, as soon as they heard that they were going to let him cook, Silly Zhu immediately turned into a Zu'an person, and he sprayed Xu Damao wildly.

"I'm not worthy? I am no longer worthy of being the leader of the factory, you have to say hello when you meet, who do you think you are? Isn't he just a cook who serves people? Look at your posture, you are still cooking for the chiefs in the sea, stupid pillar, you tell me about your pig's nose and green onions, what are you pretending to be here with me? ”

Without waiting for the stupid pillar to fight back, Xu Damao hurriedly said the next sentence that he had already prepared: "Do you like to do it or not, anyway, I have already notified it in place, it is your own business to do it or not, and finally blame me everywhere" After finishing speaking, he turned around and waved at the two men, and left the back kitchen quickly.

After Xu Damao left, Ma Hua couldn't help but step forward and persuade: "Master, why don't you do it for him, now that Xu Damao is the captain of the workers' picket, it's not easy to mess with, what if he retaliates against you?" ”

"I'm afraid of him? Isn't it just a bullshit captain? He's a fart, ignore him if he says ignore him, what can he do? Dare to find trouble, you see that I don't beat him all over the ground looking for teeth"

Silly Zhu is now angry, and when he heard Ma Hua's persuasion, he immediately shouted loudly, and in a fit of anger, he threw the enamel jar filled with tea to the ground.

When the people around saw the angry appearance of the stupid pillar, they didn't dare to go up to persuade them, and continued to work on their own affairs with their heads down.

After Xu Damao and a few of his doglegs went out of the door, Dogleg No. 1 couldn't help but ask: "Captain, this guy is notoriously stunned, if he really doesn't make a small stove at noon, what about the treat?" ”

Xu Damao sneered and glanced back at the direction of the canteen, and said lightly: "I didn't expect that guy to cook for me, this time I came here specifically to anger the grandson of Silly Zhu, I have already arranged it at noon, I won't eat in the factory, Silly Zhu's grandson, sooner or later I will clean up for him."

For a while, the two doglegs looked at each other speechlessly, and they couldn't understand that their newly appointed captain had made such a big formation, and it turned out that they were just running for a stupid pillar.

At noon, there was still half an hour before getting off work, Xu Damao was waiting at the door of the factory office building early, he had already inquired clearly, Li Huaide did not go out in the morning, and was always in his own office. Xu Damao understands that whether his position can be stabilized or not depends on Li Huaide's mood, so in addition to planning how to clean up the stupid pillar, he is now thinking about how to please Li Huaide.

Not long after, Li Huaide and other leaders in the factory, Li Ping'an was also among them, and there were 8 people in total, who came out of the office building in a mighty way.

bumped into Xu Damao, who had been waiting for a long time, and the group didn't talk much at the door, they simply said hello, and the group walked towards the canteen with a smile.

When everyone came to the door, they saw Wan Tongsheng anxiously turning around at the door of the cafeteria at this time, wiping the cold sweat from his forehead from time to time.

Just now, Wan Tongsheng returned to the back kitchen, ready to check how the small stove was doing at noon, only to find out after passing over that the stupid pillar hadn't done it at all.

At the critical juncture when Li Huaide was about to come to dinner, Wan Tongsheng begged his grandfather to tell his grandmother, and almost knelt down for Silly Zhu, begging Silly Zhu to hurry up and make today's small stove.

Which Cheng thought, Silly Zhu didn't give any face at all, said that he would not make a small stove for the factory leaders today, and Wan Tongsheng was angry with his liver, and he quarreled with Silly Zhu in public, and almost fought with Silly Zhu on the spot.

In the past, Silly Zhu still respected Wan Tongsheng as a leader, as long as Wan Tongsheng said soft words, he still gave some face. But not today, who let Xu Damao come to the back kitchen early in the morning and beat the stupid pillar fiercely.

Besides, it was his big enemy Xu Damao who invited him, thinking that he ended up because of Xu Damao's kick, and he ended up with a fate that could only be seen but not on, and the stupid pillar hated it so much in his heart, and it was impossible for Xu Damao to make a small stove to eat.

Today, Wan Tongsheng's face is completely lost, and at the same time, he completely hates the stupid pillar, and he anxiously turns back and forth at the door, thinking about how to explain to Li Huaide later, and thinking about how to clean up the stupid pillar ruthlessly.

When Li Huaide and his entourage arrived at the door of the canteen, they saw Wan Tongsheng's appearance of having eaten a lawsuit.

Li Huaide smiled and asked, "I said Director Wan, what kind of expression do you have?" We're not welcome to eat? ”

"That's there, that's there, I'm here, I'm here, alas, let's be honest, this guy is angry again, and he doesn't want to make a small stove for the factory, I'm good at talking in the back kitchen, and I'm just not doing it" Wan Tongsheng said the situation while secretly looking at Li Huaide's face.

Seeing that Li Huaide's face had a tendency to turn dark, Wan Tongsheng changed his words and began to give Silly Zhu eye medicine: "Just now I almost knelt down for Silly Zhu, and moved your name out, Silly Zhu still ignored it, his speech was very ugly, no matter what, he didn't want to do this small stove."

"In this way, Comrade He Yuzhu is the cook in the factory after all, not the cook of the restaurant, his responsibility is to be responsible for the food of the workers in the rolling mill, Xiaozao is not within his scope of work, we can't force it" Li Huaide's face was as black as the bottom of the pot, but it was not easy to attack in public, and he said a few words without being salty, and he turned around and wanted to leave.

Xu Damao, who was hiding behind the crowd, saw Wan Tongsheng saying bad things about the stupid pillar, and knew that his calculation had succeeded, and now that he saw Li Huaide angry, Xu Damao was as comfortable as eating ice cubes on dog days.

I thought to myself: "Stupid pillar, stupid pillar, don't blame me, this is your own death, annoying Li Huaide, I see how you die in the end"

Fantasizing about the days when the stupid pillar will be cleaned up in the future, Xu Damao at the back of the crowd almost laughed.

(End of chapter)