Chapter 693: IQ Crushing

After Yu Deshui left, Yang Jun went back to the backyard.

Yi Qiushui was packing up his things, clothes, shoes, and food, and he packed four big boxes.

Seeing this, Yang Jun had a black line.

"I said, what are you doing here?"

"I don't know, I thought I was moving."

When Yi Qiushui heard this, he suddenly couldn't control his emotions.

Throwing down the work in his hand, he directly hugged Yang Jun's waist, staring at him with a pair of red eyes.

"Husband, I can't bear you."

When Yang Jun saw this, his heart was melted.

hugged her tightly in his arms and comforted, "I'm just on a business trip, don't worry, I'll be back in two months at most."

Yi Qiushui had tears in her eyes and choked up, "Since we got married, this is the first time we have been separated for so long, I ...... I'm very unaccustomed to living without you."

When Yang Jun heard this, his heart hurt inexplicably.

Yi Qiushui's words stimulated him.

Isn't it, the two have been married for a few years, and this is the first time they have been separated for such a long time.

If nothing else, days like this will become the norm in the future.

His job doomed him to live a fixed 9-to-5 life like a regular husband.

Yi Qiushui is also an emotional person, and he is insecure when he is pregnant, so he needs Yang Jun to stay by his side at this time.

At the moment when Yi Qiushui needed him the most, he couldn't be by his side, and Yang Jun felt sorry for her.

"Hey...... If it weren't for the loess and white bones, I would have guarded you for a hundred years." Yang Jun sighed.

"Husband......

Yi Qiushui couldn't hold back any longer, and tears ran down her cheeks.

The two kept warm in the house for a while, and they didn't come out until Sun Zhaodi came to call for dinner.

As soon as they entered the restaurant, they saw the whole family waiting for them.

Everyone in the family knew that Yang Jun was going on a business trip for two months, so they specially cooked a hearty meal for him to see him off.

It's just that everyone is used to the days when there is Yang Jun, and when they heard that he was leaving, they immediately felt reluctant.

Yang Jun saw that the atmosphere was a little heavy, and said with a smile: "Don't droop your face, be happy."

"You can think about it from another angle, during the days when I was away, no one cared about you anymore, so don't you just do what you want?"

As soon as Yang Jun's voice fell, everyone had a smile on their faces.

Everyone thinks about it carefully, isn't it, when Yang Jun is there, everyone always feels that someone is pressing them on their heads.

Let's simply talk about eating, if Yang Jun doesn't arrive, they won't dare to move their chopsticks at all.

"Big brother, I don't dislike you, this family can't live without you, my sister is really reluctant to let you go." Yang Mei said.

Seeing that Yang Mei said it uncomfortably, if it weren't for the smile on the corner of your mouth, Yang Jun would almost believe it.

"Well, Meizi is the best, and the eldest brother can't bear you."

Yang Jun smiled, "Why don't you come with me and take care of me?"

When Yang Mei heard this, she waved her hand again and again and said, "Big brother, I want to too, but I can't rob your secretary of the job, otherwise they won't hate me to death."

Yang Jun: "I believe you're a ghost."

"Hey, hey!" Yang Mei smiled embarrassedly.

"Big brother, big brother, I'll go with you, I'll help you wash your clothes, help you serve tea and pour water, I can do anything."

Yang Huai, who was nibbling on the chicken leg on the side, raised his hand high and shouted to go.

Yang Jun has a black line.

"Do you take care of me, or do I take care of you?"

"I don't care, I'm going, I haven't been out to play in my life."

"Little brat, how old are you to dare to say for the rest of your life?"

Seeing this, Wang Yuying hurriedly pulled Yang Huai down from the chair, wiped the oil stains on the corner of her mouth with a handkerchief, and said angrily,

"Okay, little ancestor, don't make a mess, your eldest brother is going to do business, no

Play in the water, wait another day, and let your second sister take you to climb the Great Wall, okay?"

Before Yang Huai could speak, Yang Mei was not happy.

"Mom, I'm at work, how can I have time to take him there, the fourth child is idle, let her go."

"Why should I go? I'm not available."

Yang Yu said: "Second sister, I know that you are dissatisfied with me finding a family member, but you can't shake the pot, no one wants to take a little kid around."

When Yang Huai heard this, he immediately waved his little hands in protest.

"I'm not a kid, I'm a man."

Yang Laosi rolled his eyes and said, "Yes, you are a man, which man do you see who still drinks milk powder, and which man defecates everywhere?"

"Humph! Bad sister! I'll never play with you again."

Yang Huai couldn't say anything about her, and her aggrieved mouth wanted to cry.

Seeing this, Wang Yuying hurriedly glared at Yang Laosi, and then pulled Yang Huai into his arms and comforted,

"Don't cry, let's eat chicken legs, all the chicken legs will be given to you."

When Yang Huai heard that all the chicken legs belonged to him, he immediately burst into tears and laughed.

Seeing this, Yang Laosi rolled his eyes: "It's useless!"

Yang Jun reached out and pressed her dog's head and rubbed it twice.

"Eat your food, bully the child to show that you can bear it?"

Yang Laosi shook his head and looked at him dissatisfied.

"Boss Yang, did you hear that I was going to find you PK in the past two days, so I deliberately hid?"

"I'm afraid of you?"

Yang Jun smiled, then shook his head and said, "After eating, we will PK, whoever doesn't dare is a puppy."

"Compare to compare, I'm afraid you won't make it?"

Yang Laosi listened to his chest and said, "With your high school level of half a bottle, I can't compare to my sister-in-law, can I still win you?"

In the past two days, Yang Yu has made sufficient preparations and has been shouting to find Yang Jun PK.

It's just that Yang Jun is too busy, and she hasn't found a chance.

When Yang Jun heard this, he turned back to Yi Qiushui and smiled,

"You won?"

Yi Qiushui glanced at him, and said coquettishly, "Knowingly asking, who do you look down on?"

"Yes, yes, I take back what I just said."

After Yang Jun finished speaking, he glanced at Yang Laosi and said again: "In the future, if someone doesn't know whether they are dead or alive, they don't need to look at my face, they just rub on the ground and keep rubbing."

"Giggle!"

Yi Qiushui laughed so hard that he kept nodding and said, "Okay, listen to you."

Seeing this, Yang Laosi felt that the two of them were showing affection, and deliberately fed her dog food, and immediately said dissatisfied,

"Boss Yang, let you be proud for a while, and I'll let you understand what IQ bullying is later."

"Yes, I'll wait." Yang Jun couldn't smile bitterly.

The family chatted while eating and drinking, enjoying the warm time before the short separation.

The meal took more than an hour to finish.

After eating, everyone did not disperse, but sat together to witness how Yang Laosi bullied Yang Jun.

After serving peanuts and melon seeds and making a pot of tea, everyone sat down and looked at the Yang brothers and sisters with relish.

"Boss Yang, first of all, let's say okay, let's go one-on-one, don't cheat, and don't ask for help."

After speaking, he glanced at Yi Qiushui, and then added, "Especially you can't ask your daughter-in-law for help."

Yang Jun smiled: "You just put your heart in your stomach, but if your sister-in-law opens her mouth to speak, even if I lose."

Yi Qiushui sat beside Yang Jun, put his arm around him, and said to Yang Yu with a smile,

"Fourth sister, don't worry, I won't help him, in fact, I've long seen that he is unhappy, and I'm still waiting for your eldest brother to make a fool of himself."

"Okay, that's it."

Yang Yu felt that as long as Yi Qiushui was done, the others didn't have to worry about it at all.

"Boss Yang, let's say, what to try? How do you compete?"

Yang Jun smiled: "It's troublesome, just follow the rules of the competition between you and your sister-in-law."

Where did Yang Jun know from Yi Qiushui that the rules of the competition were like this.

Each person has five questions, the range of topics is not limited, and whoever answers more correctly will win.

"Okay, that's what you said, don't cry if you lose."

Yang Jun rolled his eyes, who do you think is like you, crying when you lose.

The two didn't say a word, and directly pulled a blank piece of paper and began to ask questions.

Yang Jun pondered for a moment, the corners of his mouth suddenly raised a curvature, and then began to ask questions.

As I wrote, I felt a tingling sensation in my waist.

Yi Qiushui twisted the sour meat around his waist with a pair of plain hands and twisted it gently.

"This ...... Wouldn't it be too much of a bully?" Yi Qiushui said with some concern.

Yang Jun returned her with a charming smile.

"If she doesn't completely subdue her, she still thinks that God is the eldest and she is the second."

Yang Yu heard it on the other side, and snorted coldly,

"I don't know who doesn't know the height of the sky, a half-hung high school student, hum!"

After speaking, Yang Yu stopped writing and threw him the piece of paper with the good topic.

"I've got it written, what about yours?"

Yang Jun stopped his pen and handed her the paper with smiling hands.

"Fourth sister, the eldest brother seeks IQ to crush and bully IQ, give me a chance."

"Fulfill Your ......"

Yang Yu took the question and looked at it, and her open mouth couldn't close anymore.

After a few breaths, he immediately became angry.

"Why are they all math problems?"

"You didn't say no." Yang Jun spread his hands and said.

Yang Laosi was angry and looked at him angrily.

I looked at it for a moment, then looked down at the title on the paper.

It took a long time before he said,

"I'll admit it, I don't know how to do your math."

Yang Jun smiled when he heard this.

If only you could.

These five calculus problems are all the problems of the previous Olympiad, even the smartest mathematician in the world, can not solve it without half a month's effort, let alone Yang Laosi.

"Throw in the towel so quickly and try again?" Yang Jun said with a smile.

Yang Laosi looked at him angrily, if her eyes could kill, she would have done it a long time ago.

"Don't be complacent, let's solve my five problems first."

"Tsk, it's really not enough to give up in the Yellow River, today I'll let you see the ability of me, a half-high school student."

After speaking, Yang Jun picked up the five questions she gave and began to read them out.

"Question one, what is the deepest freshwater lake in the world?"

This is a geography question, Yang Jun didn't want to say directly,

"The deepest freshwater lake is, of course, Lake Baikal."

"Question 2......"

Yang Jun didn't read down, but turned back to Yang Yu and said, "Fourth sister, is it necessary for me to continue?"

Yang Laosi puffed out his cheeks, staring at him with his eyes and not speaking.

Seeing this, Yang Jun couldn't help but smile and said, "Okay, with the principle of respecting the opponent, I'll be reluctant to do it."

After speaking, he continued: "Second question, how many Zhou dynasties have appeared in the history of our country?"

"There were six Zhou dynasties, the Western Zhou, the Eastern Zhou, the Northern Zhou, the Wu Zhou, the Later Zhou, and the Wu Zhou."

"Question 3, how many blood types are there in a human body?"

"There are five types in total, Type A, Type B, Type AB, Type O, and Type RH."

Immediately after that, Yang Jun began to do the fourth question.

"How many planets are there in the solar system?"

"There are eight planets, Venus, Jupiter, Mercury, Mars, Saturn, Earth, Uranus, and Neptune."

"Last Question......

Yang Jun glanced at the topic, and then looked up at Yang Laosi.

"Are you serious?"

Yang Laosi nodded heavily

Seeing this, Yang Jun smiled.

Flicked it with his hand a few times, and then read it aloud,

"What is one plus one?"

This is a brain teaser, of course, this is also Yang Laosi's sophistry trick.

This answer can be any value, and whatever answer you say, she can find a different answer for you.

I have to admit that Yang Laosi is still a little smart.

Seeing that Yang Jun didn't say the answer for a long time, a trace of smugness flashed in Yang Laosi's eyes.

Boss Yang, see how you answer?

Seeing this, Yang Jun didn't talk nonsense, and threw the topic directly on the table.

"Hehe, I don't know this question."

Yang Laosi suddenly felt lost, looked at Yang Jun with a smug look, and said hatefully,

"Boss Yang, count you ruthless."